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gallivant:
Samsorobo needs mental help.

You know how to spell my name,next time skeleton it correctly.Your attempt to intentionally spell it incorrectly just to lower the chances of me seeing it is giving paranoid vibe.Don’t be scared of me,I don’t bite.

gallivant:
Lmao! Spot on. Sammy needs major counseling from a mental therapist. Generator fumes are really harmful to ones health.

Talk to me directly Indian slum rat.

Saddamochieng00:
This is the level of delusion I've been talking about all this time. Talking with total disregard to facts.

You are the idiot talking out of fact.You meet a few Nigerians in your life and you thinking Nigerians is encroaching your zoo when in fact you are not here to know how Kenyans I have me.I have probably met more Kenyans in my line of work than you’ve met Nigerians in your entire life.

Saddamochieng00:
You must be new here otherwise you'd know all these lies were debunked long ago in the former thread.

Mumu can you point out the lies.
Has Kenya attended to the needs of her citizens that you want to accommodate foreigners and most importantly Nigerians .Abeg don’t make me laugh 3/4 of Kenya doesn’t have road and and water and you think Nigerians will be rushing to a place like that — to do what exactly? Lol where are the opportunities. Any Nigerian parent that comes out to say their child has left the country for a country like Kenya would be seriously mocked.They won’t take you seriously.No offense Ghanaian ms but that’s like saying “oh my son travelled to Ghana”...No one would really care enough to be elated.

Bloodofthelambo:
Hello! Come back to reality, you seem to forget Nigeria is where the real Africa begins, talk of entertainment, sport, Business, tech.
How do I know you are deluding yourself,
1.people migrate based on 'greener' pastures and Nigeria is greener than Kenya, with lower Unemployment rate.
2.based on level industrialization, Nigeria also is centuries ahead of Kenya.
3.Entertainment, no need to mention who owns African entertainment. An average Kenyan wife, loves Nollywood.
4.tourism, I'll give that to Kenya. Howbeit we still take in more money in tourism than you.
5.Economy,No need to compare.
Nigerian banks and companies are buying up Kenya businesses.
Education, our Unis are ranked higher,
Only wild life attracts people to Kenya, outside that you'r just another Uganda or Burundi.it's like saying US citizens migrate to Mexico, that's a whole lot of bull shiting.


So, what would make a Nigerian want to relocate to Kenya.
You need a psychiatric evaluation bro.

That’s the question I have been asking since he vomited that crap. If a SAns was saying we are trooping in I would understand because I mean look at SA but please what is in Kenya that will pull Nigerians from far west to the east poll,like what.The same dusty third world Kenya I have seen over and over again.Tgey should focus on infrastructure for the next 5 decades and pray we remain stagnant if it’s truly their desire to see Nigerians move in numbers to their zoo,else the senile narcissistic hood rat is day dreaming.

Saddamochieng00:
Don't get too pained. I'm just trying to help you. This forum was a great place for you to learn and improve but you were too "smart" to learn from anyone and now look at yourself. Your mental health has totally been destroyed by youngins like shma and you have to lurk here all day to try and save face from the damage incurred the last few years from my fellow countrymen.

If there is anything you are it will be DELUSIONAL. Yeah I put that in uppercase cos that how extreme yours is. You cap shiit and strongly believe in it.Same way you think thesame Kenya I know Far East is a serious country worth peoples time.Irs always in your head,a figment of your deluded imaginations.

For the records you and your zoo brothers are not capable enough to affect the mental health of a Nigerian fly talk more of someone like Sammy.You are just one narcissistic crap with deluded mindset overthinking things and actually believing you are smart. It’s pathetic to watch,I swear.

Saddamochieng00:
I'm not being subjective I'm just laying it out as it is. No one in his right mind would wanna step anywhere near that zoo.

I could simplify the question much further for you and your brother Generaldae. How many Kenyans out here are willing to move to Nigeria compared to your brothers who're willing to move here.

You fool you meet a few Nigerians twice in your life and you feel Nigerians are all over your zoo, we didn’t see SA to go to ,it’s a stupid poor zoo that has it worst than us Far East that we troop to.Have you lost your damn mind?

You asked what we(the very few Nigerians over there) are trying to do in your zoo-to run your economy of course. When next you go to the bank office,tech companies be sure to as for the ceo,HR,MDand the likes,he would probably be a Nigerian laying the foundation to milk you silly ret@rd’s in the future .

Kazikazi:
I think kiberans are super liers. I don't think this fuel shortages just came up now,I think they had some shortages here and there for sometime

If you hadn’t brought it up they would have tucked it in the dark and keep lying to us that they are great,better,high and mighty. Just above me is one kenyan idiot I just address.he genuinely believe his zoo all and all.Can you imagine? Thesame Kenya I have seen over the past years from NL lenses. Total crap.

Saddamochieng00:
It was a simple question and everyone in here knows the answer.

Pls speak for yourself and your zoo. You are strangely deluded and I doubt you can be redeemed.Taje tge oig of your eyes and a guy try to see your stupid zoo objectively.Don’t be patriotic whilst at it.

Saddamochieng00:
How many of the over 50 nationalities here in Africa if given the chance to live somewhere else would choose Naija over Kenya

So many.go on YouTube and see videos for yourself.
Lol wtf do you think is in your stupid zoo Kenya tgat would make people. You are just an empty chest beater that is too proud of himself over nothing.

Tosininternet1:
Abeg let that woman have access to her kids fess before yanning katakata

Take of the mask sh*male,I can see you already.

Saddamochieng00:
Man you really fell off so bad. One would think that after all this time of interacting with people of higher intellectual capacity ( I know you range there between 85-90; you can take a test and prove me wrong ) your arguments would get better but you actually got worse. (Can only happen with Nigerians) I used to wonder why Naija is such a fvcked up place and after all my time here I've finally come to understand why.

I wouldn't even bother explaining......

Your life is fvcked up,I won’t bother with an explanation either.
Saying too much but in reality you are saying nothing,zero sense from that dead brain in your stupid head.

Now compare that video of Kigali to what is obtainable in Abuja.please this videos are both from on Lens. See how utterly and completely developed Abuja looks both in roads,serenity,landscaping,architecture and so on. East Africa is all noise and hype I swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JdSYI_bxCc

obaaderemi:
This is very bad indeed. Exactly, like a crusade.

You can say that a again.

obaaderemi:
Like the blanket and tea thingy they used to post before until we showed them how stupid it is.
Cups and grass got me rolling with laughter.

Lmao there was a time they kept parading this place with social festivals outdoor parties,soldiers planting trees,mrs kenyatta taking pictures with her pale face that strongly indicates a troubling intimacy she must have had with that ardent drunkard of a slum dog(Kenyatta) the previous night,or practically just looking like a retired wh.ore in her cheap cotton gown.

I had to revolt and so they took a break from that Ur ding display of stupidity.

East Africa is all mouth and noise.lmao this is the Kigali.the so called Singapore Africa. This is a bloody joke to anything in Abuja.All the hype on Kigali because of a few clean shiny road in the city center. In fact the whole of east Africa belongs to thesame whatsapp gry.There is the annoying level of mediocrity celebrating.What struck me was the REMERA neighborhood which apparently is a walk-in distance from the airport looking like a ghetto,and apparently this is where rich people reside.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkYIS4Lv_kg

gallivant:
You couldn't come up with something more original? All those fumes have impaired your thought process.

You couldn’t come up with a plan to save your life and mental health. All this angst will lead you to your grave.

gallivant:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET8KLnTXYAEROIq.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET8KnGVXgAArN20.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET8K4F8XQAIJu3x.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET8LPfwXYAAT9ZN.jpg

Cups and grass. Is this what your life has been reduced to?

gallivant:
Studies have shown generator fumes impaires your judgment and turns Samorobo into a lunatic.

Studies have also shown that fuel scarcity and hunger renders you useless like a ravey looney.

gallivant:
Learn to mind your business dwarf. Nobody has mentioned Ghana anywhere yet.

You are hurting Indian kid,you seem to be all over the place.

obaaderemi:
This was expected. Kenyan banks think it's easy expanding beyond their shores. The Kenyans were making fun of Nigerian banks for making little profits in kenya, now their own banks are making zero profit in South Sudan.

Exactly why I am mocking them.

Kazikazi:

Rvp your zoo banks are making losses left right centre.what happy to spreading your tentacyto the whole of east Africa,then next west Africa.expect more losses in Ethiopia,Uganda or wherever you are moving to open up this mushroom banks. We will keeping spreading g our tentacles until we have your financial sector in our grip.

Kazikazi:

This queue right here is more than anything I have seen in naija.This is like a fr*aking crusade

So many people would like this.pls look at the figures and weep hot blood.
Already google is about to set up their biggest African tech hub here. They saw shiny SA but left it for something way more better,rare and advanced.So many western companies will soon start coming in their troops.This global
Imbalance will even hasten it up more.

Kazikazi:

Lmao this is beautiful to see.who could have imagined that just last month rvp heckled us fir the same thing s d now his zoo is in that mess.

Shma:
Wow! This is beautiful

You think this development - despite it being faded can match your slum integrated city?

Unplug your mind from delusional world, zombie.

This is 2020.

This is 2022 Seoul.same shiit different smell

Shma:
This stretch will not dispute anything, ding dong.

The ugliest city in Africa still holds the crown in the comfort of Nigeria.

Lagos and ugliness are two words that can’t coexist in a sentence. Try Nairobi.

To those Kenya’s that called Nairobi London abi na half London.Does this typical CDB street look remotely close to anything in London (depite NMS effort) or are you just here to throw silly delusional jokes.

Shma:
$1M property in an acre of land inside Ngong forest is likely to be more advanced than a $1M property In Karen same size of land.

A neighborhood - Karen for that matter only provides security & serenity.

I know your puny brain will not fathom that.

Karen is your best and the most advanced in kenya,save me the nonsensical rants.

Shma:
Grow up.

The total degradation of NMS is what should grow up not me.

Look closely you can see your shiny NMS road in your cbd ridiculed with no pity.

Shma:
You know very very well that Nairobi even a century ago has never been close to this ugliness.

Why are you repeating the same "hideous" nonsense over and over yet back inside your thick skull, your puny brain is aware that Nairobi is something else.

Lmao,this is a Seoul,South Korea.what would you call this taahira. This is called integration of single storey’s and skyscrapers just like in Lagos.

Shma:
I can drop 5videos of Nairobi CBD(centre), and when you notice any trace of trash, I yield my space
In nairaland.

The problem with dimwits like you, the blockhead that you are, you always think about negativity(slums, poverty, and hunger). And the dumb fluid has clouded your brain to a point that you can't reason objectively anymore

Someone dropped a video saying your president is aiming to match Nairobi in the near future. you, instead of coming up with the best pic and proving the point wrong, you went fetching on dumpsites and sewages, like man, who does that?

We're not Europe, expect trash at some corner of our city. And next time, if you want the debate to move forward, engage your brain.

Nairobi’s hideousness can make anyone do that.