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 Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by samuelizko(m): 9:52pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
to be continued tomorrow.... rest in peace all |
| Career › Re: Internet Evicted:what Happens To Oluwaseun Osewa?? by samuelizko(m): 6:43pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
go buy sense bukatee2015:go buy sense |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by samuelizko(m): 6:33pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Episode 37
I was almost through with d cleaning when my phone ring.
..Na Mrs Akorowem day call. Na one of the Rich mamas
wey i bin tear one tym be that..She be business woman
and na even part of d money way she give me i use take
rent d house i day live now sef. Tho she seldoms come to
town,na Sexchat we day usually do most times and na
her mone wey she day send i day everly use maintain
body for school.
She tell me say she be done text me ,i reply say i no see
am...
Well ,she tell me say she was in town as usual for
business and needed some " COMPANIONSHIP.
Choi.. this woman day always spoil me silly anytime she
come and at d same time a mad woman on bed.Wetin all
dese small girls no fit do for sex.she go do am
" Ma,u know its not a easy thing am doing ...
" Yes boo . I know naa...See this time..the Business I
came for went well.. with enough profit
" But ma
" haha pls dont call me ma..we ve bin over this now..
" Ok..Mrs Akorowem
" ( sighs )
" See am sorry..i have
" No no ..Dont say dat now.. Am already in d mood now..
" But ma . Am kinda
" Haa.pls dont give me a No pls...Am full already and no
one here in this town. rocks my engine like u do..
" ma ,try and understand ..its not that
" Ok..u want an increase abi....i will pay You 150
thousand cash ,if u come today....
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| Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Vs Tiwa Savage:Who Rocks The Black Outfit And Sneakers Better?(pics by samuelizko(m): 6:10pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
tonto dikeh did 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by samuelizko(m): 8:17pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
alaye wa,, kilon shele sneh...alaye wa,, kilon shele sneh |
| Celebrities › Re: The Price Of Linda Ikeji's House In Banana Island, Description & Photos by samuelizko(m): 3:11pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
OK..next |
| Celebrities › Re: Students Mob Omotola At Government Girls College , Agege (Photos) by samuelizko(m): 1:53pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
isorait |
| Sports › Re: Warri Wolves Players Protest against the Non-payment Of Salaries (Photos) by samuelizko(m): 11:03pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
involve in match fixing,,amd make millionss  |
| Sports › Re: Today I Took Selfie With Leonel Messi by samuelizko(m): 1:12am On Sep 15, 2015 |
photo chop |
| Celebrities › Re: Chidinma And Her New Hairstyle Stun In New Photos by samuelizko(m): 2:35pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
anty chin dimah,,toh ni idi nla |
| TV/Movies › Re: "Concussion": Will Smith Plays Nigerian In New Movie by samuelizko(m): 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2015 |
ok |
| Education › Re: DELSU Finds ‘exam Expo’ In Student’s Private Part by samuelizko(m): 9:10am On Aug 31, 2015 |
v |
| Music/Radio › Re: Olamide – Lagos Boys [VIDEO DOWNLOAD] by samuelizko(m): 1:36pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
olamide is mai FAN |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When Ur Teeth Hinders U Frm Entering Bank Hall by samuelizko(m): 3:16pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
still tryna find the joke here..  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Conji No Get Age Grade Oo (photo) by samuelizko(m): 3:08pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
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| Nairaland General › YOUR VIEW: Should Olamide Release An Album In 2015? - See More At: Http://www.n by samuelizko(op): 2:32pm On Aug 08, 2015 |
With three singles officially out it only means one thing- Olamide may be getting ready to drop a new album. Top Nigerian rapper Olamide has two hot singles popping on the charts, ‘Bobo’, and ‘Melo Melo‘. His latest single ‘Lagos Boys‘ is already picking up on the streets. With these three singles officially out Olamide might be so tempted by his ever loving fans to release another studio album in the market. But for some they may feel Olamide needs some time to relax while he gives chance to other artiste in the YBNL camp to also have a chance to express themselves and probably release their album, Also one may also feel we have had too much of BADDO as such we crave for something new from him and not the regular thing he has been dishing out. On #YourView today we bring up for all Olamide die hard fans to share their views on this, so i pop up he question, Do you think it would be wise for for him to drop a new project this year?
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| Business › Re: 3 Areas Where Money Is Hidden by samuelizko(m): 4:54pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
ok |
| Nairaland General › Re: Tragedy: Fire Kills Three Sisters In Lagos by samuelizko(m): 4:53pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Brain Chemicals and Porn Addiction: How Porn Harms Us by samuelizko(m): 3:47am On Jul 09, 2015 |
tastyblacks.com ;Dtastyblacks.com |
| Nairaland General › Re: See How A Train Killed A Man Who Blocked His Ears With Earphone. by samuelizko(op): 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
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| Nairaland General › See How A Train Killed A Man Who Blocked His Ears With Earphone. by samuelizko(op): 10:16pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
. Just because of music this man lost his life |
| Romance › Re: Caption This Proposal Picture by samuelizko(m): 10:09pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
ARARARARAA...OROROROROO |
| Career › Re: My Company Owe Me Money!!! How Can I Get It Back by samuelizko(m): 4:58pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
call the corpse... |
| Politics › Whats Your Opinion?? by samuelizko(op): 2:45pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Someone just suggested that instead of giving the senators N21million for wardrobe allowance, why not sew uniforms for them like that of NYSC? After all, they are also there to SERVE! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos And The Mad Man by samuelizko(op): 2:39pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
tmv10:really?? |
| Jokes Etc › Akpos And The Mad Man by samuelizko(op): 2:37pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
It was in the evening when Akpos decided to eat with the only money(#300) in his pocket. On reaching in the restaurant, he demanded #100 rice and #200 fish. One young man wearing a jacket that stood beside him said "man you eat badly, eat any thing you like i will pay". Out of joy Akpos rushed the waiter and demand for a plate of rice that worth #5000. As he was eating he look up and see the same young man. "man i like to sit beside my friend when he is eating". Akpos admitted him and give him a seat. After sometime the young man said to Akpos "Do you drink after eating". Akpos nodded. "go and collect two bottles of drink." After eating, Akpos went and collect two bottles of drink, as he finished drinking the first one, to open the second one his opener fell down he bend down to pick it, he then saw that his friend did not have any shoe and his trouser was tattered. (his friend is a madman). The young man look at him and smiled you are dead. Is u and your God go take una eyes see what these people go do you". Don`t laugh because Akpos is currently in police station for killing d mad man. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(op): 2:20pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
| Pets › Re: Oh My God See What This Dog Did To A Baby by samuelizko(m): 2:16pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
photo chop 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Who Craz Pass? by samuelizko(op): 12:00pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Visocrate:oga,,why u dey chine teeth na 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Difference Between Old And New Relationship by samuelizko(op): 11:26am On Jul 02, 2015 |
Olden Days Relationship BOYS: Showing Love GIRLS: Accepting Love Everything leading to Marriage! Nowadays Relationship BOYS: Seeking for s e x GIRLS: Demanding for Money Everything leading to, "That`s my Ex". Who is losing and who is gaining? |
| Jokes Etc › Akpos And The Fake Pastor by samuelizko(op): 11:19am On Jul 02, 2015 |
One fake pastor just opened a new church and needed to perform some miracles for his church members to now the stuff his made off. So he went to a far town and arranged a man called Akpos to claim to be deaf and dump. He paid him 20,000 Naira and promise to balance him 10,000 Naira after the game. Akpos agreed. During deliverance on Sunday, the pastor was praying and sweating seriously. He then approached Akpos and say “kakaka eri mamama! I command you to talk NOWWWW!!” Akpos kept quiet. The pastor was surprise and he then said “You demon! I command you to leave this man now in JESUS NAME!” Akpos still kept quiet. The pastor became frustrated and didn’t know when he gave Akpos a dirty slap “For the last time, talk talk talk!!!!” Akpos shouted “JESUS!!! You want to kill me? I will not talk until I see my balance” The pastor shouted “Praise the lord!!! He can now talk. Next Sunday we balance him by making him to hear.” Akpos shouted “Na lie!!! That’s not our plan” The pastor then shouted “Pra pra Praissssssss the living God!! He can now hear” |
| Jokes Etc › Who Craz Pass? by samuelizko(op): 10:50am On Jul 02, 2015 |
Akpors waz behaving strange, his neighbours took him to a psychiatrik hospital. There in the hospital, the doctor decided to pratically test all the insane people brought including akpors. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked all of them to go and open the door; immediately, they all rushed to the wall pushing it. Akpors stayed back and waz laughing.. Suprisingly, the doctor asked him why he did not join the others? and akpors replied: them be mumu them no know say the key to the door dey for my pocket.... Abeg between akpors and rest insane people, nah who csaz pass ? |
