Guy this world whey you come you no get problem if na skiing you take to

lyfe: According to my primary school teacher (-1 + 1) is impossible, but (1+1) one plus one

In Arithmetics 1+1 = 2
In bedmatics 1+ 1= 1
In business 1+1= 11 ......Ask Dangote.
In election rigging 1+1= 11,100 votes ....Ask PDP.

I DISAGREE with you on 'bedmatics: 1+1=3

No Time......

Chanchit: Why won't she be a diamond, wetin dey pain me be say you no fit chop ur own from her high libido pot cos you would even get more money from men than Bev' since you both sell same thing.

Wicked lInes #ilike

Mr Aboki:

What did you write abeg?!

Carthar dey your eyes ? abi u no fit read ?

cool pics, father of an illuminant

Eko Atlantic: Straight off mehn, nice reply.
Anambrarians, Fashola wasn't actually saying your governor is not using his common sense, he meant he should use it next time he opens his mouth.



One Nigeria....

MUMU

kixo: I was there live, the show started wif DJ Smart giving us cool hits, MC Laff up and Adeyinka D 1st anchored the show, but MC laff up was d main man...Dr Sid was d 1st act on stage, nice performance, nice selection of his music stage and his cool dance steps, next was some local artist(s) coming up 2 showcase their talent, so so boring apart from when D guy above wif Dr Sid came up wit some punches, dis dude will go places, watch out for him. Next was Duke box, winners of Star Trek, not so inspiring as many of us never knew them and next was Sound Sultan wif his live band, nice performance though, made us laff and dance while he lasted on stage and behold, it was Baddo himsef, Chai, Olamide killed d show wif his performance, he made us ask for more , he perform along side Uche and d show climaxed with Ejanla aka Banga lee alias Dbanj, menh, D banj is a real entertainer, his live band was awesome, D banj was da bomb!!!
It was fun!!! I had ma own fun with my fellow corps members...tanks to Star aka shine shine bobo

You for write story book na

Indifferent: Imagine D'prince saying "take banana till u go yo" 16 times.
I couldnt beleive it

so you actually counted it

shit heads

[quote author=entadaplace]We don’t mean to lie but we kinda have to, just to keep the peace.

Yes, we females are far from perfect.

I’m really sorry ladies; I guess I feel I owe it to them.

So here are the top 10 lies woman tell men. Once again, I’m really sorry ladies.

1)      I don’t care how much you earn. In my opinion, this is the biggest lie unless the woman knows beforehand he will never earn as much as her anyway, then it’s not really an issue. Woman do care, they want stability and financial fulfilment. If we know that you can’t provide that for us…well…in the words of a kanye ‘Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger…’[color=#990000][/color]

2)      I don’t mind that you look at other woman. What? Really? Do you actually believe that? When a woman says this, she’s trying to prove to you that she’s an open minded and a patient person. Inside she’s screaming ‘how dare you look at her! In fact if she does say this lie…RUN! She’s more likely to be one of those jealous-psycho chicks…still think she’s worth it?

 

3)      I can’t wait to meet your mum. She can wait, a very, very long time. She probably would only want to meet her on the wedding day. Most women are scared of meeting the mothers, they know she’s the one who can make or break the relationship…

 

4)      I like your friends. She loves the fact that they strip her of all the time she could spend with you and she especially loves when you and your boys hang out at bars and clubs. She’s obviously lying to you, she’ll only say this to be accommodating at first but there is a limit!

 

5)      I’m in no rush to get married. Lie.Lie.Lie. She’s watching her biological clock, she’s attended too many of her friends weddings, and has already eyed her wedding dress. If it was possible, she would push you down that aisle!


6) I never tell my girlfriends about you. She does, all the time. She tells them how wonderful you are, what you wear/eat/like/dislike basically EVERYTHING! Trust me there isn’t a conversation between the two of you that her girlfriends aren’t aware of.



7) I like you just the way you are. This isn’t a lie per se, but there are probably one or two or three things that she’s planning to change about you. At least she isn’t insulting you, I mean no one is perfect right?



I’m fine. She’s not. If you had to ask, then you should be smart enough to know she isn’t okay with you. Sooner or later, all that pent up anger she’s been holding in, will explode in your face. Woman use this lie as an emotional defense, we expect you to know what the problem is already.If you want to save your relationship, sort out the problem quickly.


9) I love sports! If you’re lucky enough to date a girl who does love sports, then this may not necessarily be a lie. However if she hates watching sports, she’s lying to prove how much you have in common and that she’s different from all your other girlfriends. Speed up a couple of weeks and she’ll be complaining every time that you watch too much sports.


10) I could never lie to you. If we lived in a perfect world, perhaps.


So now you know, your women are from perfect but then neither are you. Most women only lie to you to protect you and to save their own skins in some situations. Good thing about these lies are they are not intended to hurt you just mostly to flatter you.

I am not condoning or condemning women that lie but showing that these lies are part of everyday life and nor am I generalising that every woman lies.

So do you agree or disagree with my top ten lies? What other ‘lies’ did I leave out? Let me know your views in the comments section.

You forgot to add this part 'AM ON MY PERIOD'

No one put a gun to anyone's head...its not by force to go..if you belong to the muslim body and you aren't comfortable with NYSC standards, then you stay away from there.