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joey150:
hope no be keke you dey try park here?

No na itz my ferarri hope it doesn't scratch

lemme park here first, op u try

Jacobx007:
Definnitely not glo Lol
199,150,560 days to download rom for my phone

lol By d tym dat rom enter we go dey use Holographic phones, but glo slow die ehn wit good nd affordable data plan

adegoody:
don't know what people enjoy in that game

Asin d tin dey vex me wen i c pple dey talk bout candy crush,d day i make mistake try play am I nearly break my fone. very annoying poo

morganist99:
solution 1 maybe your volume up key is faulty ie stucked thereby when you power on it enters bootlooder...change the phone pack or visist an engineer...2 flash a new stock or custom rom using sp flash tools with a system..meet an expert to do that..

thanks alot i'll do jst dat

honsule:
The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.
I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today.
ENJOY

Please tech genius of nairaland I need ur
help. my htc incredible s701e refuses to
power on it jst keeps entering the
bootloader menu, nd I don't know what
happened bcuz d fone ain't rooted. Plz wat
can I do to revive my phone. Contributions
highly needed

The Five Star Music artiste shared a picture of himself wearing a pink lipstick. This picture didn't however go down well with instagram users who called him all sort of names for the act. See their comment after the cut

semid4lyfe:
Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone Users should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

Please tech genius of nairaland I need ur
help. my htc incredible s701e refuses to
power on it jst keeps entering the
bootloader menu, nd I don't know what
happened bcuz d fone ain't rooted. Plz wat
can I do to revive my phone. Contributions
highly needed

timidapsin:
A comment on facebook says an Average African, will not even try to find it..
They will wait until it has been found and revealed to them...
Please prove him wrong

Lalasticlala

well dey r right cuz I didn't even read d question finish or even completely stare at d carpet, I just scrolled dwn looking for comments so dey r right

Please tech genius of nairaland I need ur help. my htc incredible s701e refuses to power on it jst keeps entering the bootloader menu, nd I don't know what happened bcuz d fone ain't rooted. Plz wat can I do to revive my phone. Contributions highly needed

I'd buy shares in walmart,amazon,mc donalds & coke

mizzbouqui:
My talking angela and my talking tom

*wink*

lol nothing pisses me off lyk doze games,I rilli dont know y gals find e'm interesting

SeverusSnape:
What a beautiful creature. I can't imagine myself eating this.

... And the OP captioned it "Sallah meat".

Guy dey r only beautiful as clothes or shoes to me

Iamsynord:
even kcee wan feature am..

Godforbid
Akon don rilli end him career o
2 dey feature pple wey no sabi sing anyhow
Akon wey b one of d only person on earth wey michael jackson feature don dey ruin him rep

Inviting anoda ban

Dat is bad. R.I.P

How do I boil water without burning it

Jst hope diz is nt wat i'm thinking cuz diz war is definitely gonna turn out 2 b a nuclear war nd dat ain't good 4 d world ryt nw

My mind has jst been boiling ever since i saw those pics. I'm jst hating diz country ;Ignorance kills faster dan hunger.

Ariana grande (Dangerous woman) It has good songz such as Dangerous woman,Into you,Let me love you with lil wayne, begging on your knees with nicki minaj. Nd drake's Views and One dance has broken record as the second male after micheal jackson to have his song and album on the No1. chart for 7weeks

I tot it was Banky w

D current make house dey vibrate Chai! Naija una own no dey ever finish. R.I.P 2 d dead so sad dey didn't deserve it

Toluwarni:
Abeg why Akon allow BRed and That other guy feature am? He's spoiling his reputation lol.

Asin ehn everybody jst dey feature Akon deze days weda d song make sense or not Akon jst dey fall him hands

As 4 me noting concern me wit dier music cuz it doesnt have meaning or impact 2 me.

sukkot:
oh please i have seen you nigerians, your sole purpose is to oppress each other. why else will mor-ons be trying to outdo each other by spraying in parties ? why will you go to an igbo party and they reserve meat only for rich men and if you are not rich they will chase you out ? is that not oppression and subjugation ? do me a favor please ? gerraraheremehn

PLZ DONT QOUTE ME ; cuz itz pointless arguing wit u ur system got u here nt u jst wish d upcoming generation of SA turns out less bloodthirsty

sukkot:
i rest my case. with your mindset you need to be lynched. you are a cancer in this world

U wuld b sorry u ever made diz statement.NT A THREAT u wuld kno wen u c it.
I rilli dnt blame u d system u find urself in got u were u r nw.PLZ DONT QOUTE ME IF U AINT GOT NOTIN USEFULL 2 SAY

sukkot:
so are nigerians. whats your point ? nigerians are worse. nobody wants to work. you all want to hammer. pushing drugs and doing ritual killings for money and prostituting yourself in italy etc just so you can avoid hard work. thats lazy and wickedness. so whats your point again ?

what do u tink pushing drug or ritual money or prostituting is if nt work.lol unlike u SA'S we do a whole lot dan jst hate fellow black.

sukkot:
yup, thats why you live. to flash money and oppress others with money and spray money at parties. you need to be flogged till your brain comes back to factory reset. and if it refuses to come back to factory reset you need to be committed to prison for life, away from productive society

U r nt making sense
Itz jst jealousy 2 think dat itz oppression 4 som1 richer dan u 2 spend his money.
all u pposed 2 do is work hard nd wish u get der one day nt looking 4 a way 2 take him out .
well I rilli dont blame u "WORK HARD" deze 2 words BLACK SA'S r allergic 2

sukkot:
some of you niggas need to be lynched. you are of no use to yourself or society. the epitome and sole purpose of your life is to get fast money so you can spray at parties. you are of no use to this world. you need to be put out of your misery lolz

At least we got goals we have reasons 2 live we know what drives us (According to you itz Parties) which we love really well. But tell me y r u guyz living all u guyz do is sit around lazying all day smoking Crack my Nigerian brodas sell 2 u,nd looking 4 d next person 2 put ur misery on First it was d Whites Since u pple got nobody 2 blame u look 4 d closest pple around u nd put ur blame on fellow Blacks all in d name of being relevant left 2 u Native SA'S,SA wuld b useless 2 d world cuz u guyz do noting but complain
U guys r worthless ur whole point of living disgusts me U nid a change of mind.

olaremint:
South Africans are below animals, they try to appear as successful but surely they are confused, wish Nigeria had left them when the Brits were there, they deserve to be slaves till eternity.

VERY TRUE deze same UNGRATEFULL f**ls r d ones NIGERIAN government spent billions on 2 libr8 dem 4rm apatheid yet dey repay us diz way.
I blame NIGERIANS dere
Remove d African migrant nd White South africans d country wuld b useless cuz those lazy Native SA'S r good at noting but complaining
If i were 2 become president I wuld bring out every NIGERIANS dere nd expell deir companies outta deze country nd Severe ties wit e'm cuz I dont c wat we gain 4rm dem

sukkot:
UNGRATEFUL ? what did you do for them that they have to be grateful to you for ? you are in their country doing all kinds of crimes and showing off your ill gotten wealth and oppressing them in their own country..what do you expect them to do to you ? lolzzzz

U must b stvp*d
wat r u saying ?
I blame d NIGERIANS travelling dere.