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Cutehector:
Some people need to go back to school and study the word "screening"

If post utme no b screening exercise weytin e con b??

u guys r getting allergies mixed up with not lliking a food...Allergies causes sneezing and an itchy, runny or
blocked nose (allergic rhinitis)
itchy, red, watering eyes
(conjunctivitis)
wheezing, chest tightness, shortness
of breath and a cough.
a raised, itchy, red rash (hives)
swollen lips, tongue, eyes or face.
And till this day no food has had dis reactions on me...so i rolling dont think africans born and bred in africa got allergies

If these threats r to become reality, by this time tomorrow no b for these country I go dey again

Dats a gifted genius...

oslae:
Keep lying to yourself have you ever asked why we have so many transgenders on the female side?

Being a man is hard work,d lazy men tends cross into a woman were dey get it eazy...

if u no hear naija e min say d news never complit...Y

oslae:
Haven't you heard? We are special creatures. Una curse too heavy

Fvck...women got more problems dan men so I don't think I agree with u dere

Nigerians can be stupid, Is it everything dey steal,they take actions on empty stomach without considering the consequences...RiP fools

Sorry my broda dats a rilli sad nd embarrasing experience...as 4 me I will hide all my apps only bible go remain

good for him...2 b on same stage as breezy

She for kukuma put am 4 bill board Nah, she for even do tv adverts...

RadicallyBlunt:
You've just sent advert to d power sucking demons to invade your transformer

Lmao...

Reference:
....yes, primitive cavemen they are

As in...9ja can eat anytin dat has life, i've actually seen somone eat grass nd rat...I culd only wear e'm nt eat e'm

mjbaba:
So, why did u open d thread. As u see d topic, u for jump and pass na

Curiosity...

Disneylady:
I hate reptiles!

Same here....even looking at d pic disgust me

Reeberry:
Stop sharing false information.
Tecno W4 come with 1GB of Ram, and it between 23-24 naira.

Dont argue go nd do ur research itz 2gb ram as 4 d price. I was nt sure

u culd get a tecno w4.... Android 6.0 marshmallow 16gb rom 2gb ram 2500mah or more shuldnt b more dan,35k

u culd a tecno w4.... Android 6.0 marshmallow 16gb rom 2gb ram 2500mah or more shuldnt b more dan,35k

NevetsIbot:
you have no better use of your money bro. Honestly..... You need to be isolated... Na your type dey make girls do too much gragra

Lol e b like say hike in price of fuel no reach him side....

Mologi:
For ur mind.....must i live all my life to please women...


U should talk to those wu doesnt have the acumen to talk to women one on one....

But....


Mo n wa iyawo sha!!!!

Abeg help me ask am o...2 chat wit gal get rule again...
if u dnt like d way some guys chat wit u,its ur opinion nd dnt make it look bad...plz

chimah3:
I need to find my look alike that owns a filing station that sells fuel cheap!!

Lol

johnPollock:
very simple niggar...once u don spot one suspect babe like dat, just dip one of those ph test paper into a Solution of H2SO4 and sprinkle it on her immediately.....if she turns red,she did it....if blue, apologize to her
then thank me later

Very simple!

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL...... Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] haaaaaaa NO... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=Danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel due to fraustration]....

Love ariana so much....nice and sexy singer