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LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by samzysam: 7:43pm On Aug 23, 2016
Lol.. Jst farabale read this stuff.
Good one mehn
why is this not on frontpage tho ?
Hilarious something...
LiteratureRe: The Consequences of Rape - By Classcaptain by samzysam: 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2016
A Rapist is a murderer,,,if he does nt kill the body once, it does it slowly...

What do rapists stand to enjoy sef from an unwilling partner ?

And those fathers who raped their daughters or men who sleeps with minors ?... I rather pray for death than engage in that disgraceful act..

Rapists shld be shot in the head.
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LiteratureRe: How I was Scammed by Facebook Sugar Mummy by samzysam: 4:20pm On Aug 01, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode Four

I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps....

Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?

I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile.... Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie sad


Service has not started ni sister blessing ?.... I asked the service leader..

Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar 's station... Lets be patient... In the book of....


Eh hu... I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me sad ... Cant wait to get out of this place...

Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ....All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge...

At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly...sad

immediately my phone full like this ... Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot...
...

As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me.... Theme : Forget the shortcut...

As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing... Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni....


I trekked back to my house only to meet light sad... I con dey question myself why i carry body go church....

Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..

Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle...


I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dude shocked
LMAO !!

grin
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RomanceRe: Guys, This is How to Show your Wife you really Love Her (Photo) by samzysam: 8:49pm On Jul 28, 2016
ClassCaptain:
While the wife is pregnant with a child, the husband is pregnant with beer and goat meat peppersoup... grin

cc lalasticlala
lmao ,,,,,

the husband dey support him wife wan ministry naw
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by samzysam: 9:46pm On Jul 27, 2016
GoldenBoi111:
Hahhahhaha
abeg this guy and naijasinglegirl, who mad pass grin
haha this is like comparing mi to skales, or ronaldo to pogba...
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by samzysam: 9:42pm On Jul 27, 2016
I havent laugh this much in a long while......
LiteratureRe: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by samzysam: 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
Lmao, this captain guy no go kill person oo..
Hahahaha ......grin
LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by samzysam: 8:56am On Jul 24, 2016
Classcaptain, you are a Genius... May God continue to bless you and give you knowledge...


You Made me laugh and forget my worries....Anytime you are in Ib, pls holla at me...

Nice story and rib cracking grin
CelebritiesRe: Four Nigerian Artists That Sound just like Wizkid...(photos) by samzysam: 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2016
Esp ceeza milli ah nah .... Carbon copy of wizkid voice wise
EventsRe: Man Attacks Lady For Not Inviting Him To Her Birthday Party by samzysam: 6:31pm On Jul 16, 2016
Iamsynord:
Ok...

I know the reason why the man is angry....

this reminds me of my own experience on instagram back in 2014..

There was this girl on IG that was always commenting and liking every pic i post ...,

if i post pic withnin fifteen minutes she don like am...

"Cute, nice picture., lovely. Am tripping o...". This were her comments on most of my pictures.

So i concluded her favourite alphabet is D...We got talking and close.... I would sometimes send her card, money , the rest .,.. All in her bid to knack am, knack me..

I met her 2 months to my birthday and i had already scheduled how i will deliver her on my birthday... Infact that was why i celebrated it that year.

I informed her of the birthday and paid her transport fare from lag of almost 16k to where i was based via air...,

i had already made plans for drinks with alcohol and Also purchased original spanish fly....

Birthday set, drinks, chicks , guys ,all costing me huge sums...

Only for this girl to show up with two friends,,, two fuvking male friends....

I questioned what she was doing with them and she said they were her cousins and that they really admired me and wanted to see me and celebrate with me...

Asked how they got money,she stated they came by car...

I was furious but i kept calm... If u like bring arnold or van damne with you , i am strong with sobotone and ponkriyon. I will chop you die..

All my attempts to lay with this girl or get her alone failed as she was always with this guys..

Finally when i had a chance with her. I was still kissing and smooching for just 3 mins when she said she cant do it.. All my pleas with tears in my eyes didnt move her... It got to a point she said she was on her period which i knew she was lying...

She didnt allow me to touch her despite me being on cloud 9.. I thought of the money spent, the drinks, dj etc but i resisted the evil spirit telling me to rape her...

I still had to pay her and her brothers or cousins fees back home., this time via bus as i was already broke and furious....

I messaged her and angrily voiced out my displeasure and she apologized for bringing her cousins that she didnt know it was wrong... She also begged me to forgive her for not dropping her p as she does want me to see her as cheap that was why..


She made a promise that i will come around on her birthday and she will Bleep me over till i ask for fuvk no more and she sent me some bikini pics to compensate me...

Ordinary bikini pics, i forgot about all that happened and forgave her despite the 15k debt i incured fot the party and the rest...

Since that time, her birthday had been on my mind.... I even sent her money towards the venue of the party and all.. Tho it was 6 months away, i dreamt of it day and night..

As soon as it was a month to the birthday, i started messaging her, she started replying late, ignoring most of it ....if i call she will say she is busy and most time it is always switched off.

Her voice changed most times on phone and she maintained this sober outlook... But wetin concern me...

Me i must fuvk u grin

so imagine my suprise 2 weeks before her supposed birthday when i saw her birthday pics on IG.....sad

am i dreaming.... I quickly messaged her and asked for explanation... She told me june 21 was her day...

Haa , sorry i thought i said june 12 naw.. I was even expecting u i didnt see you and i couldnt call cos my phone was switched off.... Dont worry,. I will hold one next year again "

this was the text message she sent me after two day of texting, calling , messaging and emailing her..

I did worst than this guy...... She blocked me and changed her ig account to private afterwards...

But i later got my revenge on the bitch in a big way....more than she could have ever imagined..

So i cant judge this angry follower here oo grin

.,.....to be continued
lol werey
LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by samzysam: 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2016
This classcaptain nigga is crazy..
See as i dey laff like person wey them possess grin
ride on boss
But y u sef they bet on nigerian premier league ? grin
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CelebritiesIn Response To Iamsynord Top Five Hottest Nairaland Artiste by samzysam(op): 2:41pm On Jul 08, 2016
Why is their no acknowledgement of gospel artistes on the forum::: Is there no space for their music:

At least there some artistes better than those on the list especially the number one as can be seen from the trend.

Not hating on anyone but need clarification :

here is my own song ' Cant stop me ft averse

DOWNLOAD HERE
CelebritiesRe: Top Six Songs By Nairalanders (opinion ) by samzysam: 2:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
Hmmmn
LiteratureRe: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by samzysam: 1:29pm On Jul 08, 2016
Following ''
grin
CelebritiesRe: Top Five Hottest Nairaland Music Artistes by samzysam: 3:10pm On Jul 07, 2016
Rapzino:
I am a gospel rapper too, I am also a YWAP member.
nice one bro... Its nice to see another gospel rapper... We are rare and special...

Send me a link to your song and i will send mine... Perphaps we can work something out..
CelebritiesRe: Top Five Hottest Nairaland Music Artistes by samzysam: 2:47pm On Jul 07, 2016
Congrats to everyone that made the list...

.

Tobenanaa is good .... Synord is also trying.. smiley

Am also an artiste tho i am into gospel rap,, watch out for cant stop me video.

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CelebritiesRe: Five Things Wizkid and Davido Must Learn From Dbanj by samzysam: 7:44pm On Jun 25, 2016
Dbanj really messed up his deal with good music,

he should have just remained with his ibo lord and business master , don jazzy... Look at what he did with mavin 2 0
.

Dbanj is still there shouting Breaking news... grin

Smh
Music/RadioRe: Nairalander,iamsynord Drops Two New Singles by samzysam: 4:54pm On Jun 17, 2016
Iamsynord... The songs are beautiful.... The sky is your limit...
First otubante, then tonight....Evrything was a hit..
Tonight on repeat here ....kudos.....
Christianity EtcA Gospel Song To Lift Up Your Spirit .. by samzysam(op): 8:41am On Jun 12, 2016
Tho Friends say i should back off. Tho family say i should leave the path of christ...

Even tho the devil strives to win my soul and deter me from Serving my lord and personal saviour..


They CANT STOP ME....


DOWNLOAD HERE


As you listen, you will be blessed.
CelebritiesCheckout Nairalander's Hit Gospel Track "Can't Stop Me" by samzysam(op): 12:46pm On Jun 05, 2016
Samzy Sam comes thru with a new new gospel track for listeners across globe. As he premieres his new song titled "Can't stop me" featuring renowned lyricist A-verse.

DOWNLOAD HERE

Twitter: @mrsamzy_sam

Your comments and criticism are highly appreciated

Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Artist Releases New Gospel Track by samzysam(op): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2016
Cc lalasticlala, chanchit,airforce1,iamsynord,mimzy,refiner,ivvy,cutehector,ladyf,dominique,airmark,naijaboiy,hatux,ilegend,obiomamu,
Music/RadioNairaland Artist Releases New Gospel Track by samzysam(op): 12:33pm On Jun 05, 2016
Samzy Sam comes thru with a new new gospel track for listeners across globe. As he premieres his new song titled "Can't stop me" featuring renowned lyricist A-verse.

DOWNLOAD HERE

Twitter: @mrsamzy_sam

Your comments and criticism are highly appreciated

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