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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 12:11pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Episode 7 Better friends i no get.... I was even better than most of them sef... These ones into yahoo yahoo, Pushing of Shh shh ( u already know naw) and other acts of lucifer told me that the era is not one to be dashing free money anyhow and if i need money., i had to join them. Haha, ki la gbe ki le ju...... My feeling was not with such acts so i declined... I tried my hands on betting with the small money i was getting and i specialised in Aja sanre (dog race) bet and Nigeria premier league but it was a disaster back to back.. The highest i won ever was 750 naira.... Even the bet numbers i collected from isaku, the mad man failed to work for me , twice despite working for many people earning them a lot of money... I tried to join labourers in carrying blocks at sites on saturdays... After doing it twice, i had to run for my life as alomo and ogidiga plus robb could not cure the back pain and suffering i experienced after those days.... The fact that i couldnt attend lectures after those days and All that work for a meagre 1200 naira discouraged me.. And here i was , debts upon debts... Iya kunle provisions has warned me not to come to her shop again untill i pay her money and iya Suliat raw food and stock fish shop almost poured water on me and insulted me in front of suliat who i wanted to parol the last time i visited them. No babe i could call to help me as i has seperated with my pretty nkechi in the interest of buha and the nation.... And now hunger they wire me so ...hunger dey deal with me and wan turn my wande coal body to 9ice. I was already looking for rope and a nearby banana tree to commit suicide when an incident triggered my first ever pot stealing .... 17 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 4:14pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Lol |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by JFT24(m): 5:23pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
 Thank God am alone, people 4 dae think another thing with d way I dae laugh |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 5:47pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
gen..gen..gen. you for no try am. disaster is fast coming. sorry en. |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by samzysam: 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
This classcaptain nigga is crazy.. See as i dey laff like person wey them possess ride on boss But y u sef they bet on nigerian premier league ? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by GoldenBoi111(m): 7:07pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:19pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:21pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Other stories on my profile.. Pls do read How 2go relationship landed me in psychiatric home https://www.nairaland.com/2645445/how-2go-relationship-landed-me How A girl visit to my room changed my life https://www.nairaland.com/2665664/how-girl-visit-room-changed 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Fabulocity: |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
Oya finish am No disappear again  |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 8:40pm On Jul 16, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:Oga mi 1, I dey o. just that people no dey smile anyhow now. 1 Like |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 5:55pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Okaakoko: smile don scarce 4 town 4 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Episode 8 i was still contemplating on the colour of the rope to commit suicide when i finally decided to go to one of my friend side who we have since quarelled and seek for his forgiveness. Even if na 2 cups of garri and rice make i manage am take survive...... I wore my garment of humility and set for his house about an hour journey from my home .... I wore my goodluck toms and set for his house with my own legs sweating profusely under the sun. The last five naira on me i could not even use it to buy water as sachet of pure water is now 10 naira... Finally, i got there and Unfortunately for me, he was not at home..., haa, the devil is a liar.... today na today, if i no see this guy i no go go house... 30 mins, 1 hour pass...my guy never come and i no get him number.. Even if number dey. Credit to call no dey...even mtn customer care don call me to repay my debts or they will blacklist my sim... Me i just ignore them... Blacklist nkor, reddington ni.... I was still there waiting when the aroma of a nearby cooking red beans penetrated into my nostrils. My stomach was already singing tonto dikeh and vic O songs and i could not take it anylonger... I tried to see the face of the person cooking the tasty food and lo and an behold it was a guy.... But the way the guy bone him face take dey cook the food, dey carry salt and pepper put inside the food with strong face, approaching him to please help me with some of the delicacy might be a wrong decision to make.... 19 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 7:29pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:I tell you |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 7:36pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Classcaptain don put us on suspense again o. can't just wait to see the end. |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:41pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
Santi222:thanks G |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Ay04z(m): 1:51pm On Jul 18, 2016 |
continue on time my nigga... |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 8:14pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Episode 9 i watched with hunger and grief as my guy added the ingrediets into the pot of beans.,.,, The kind hunger wey dey gbam me fit make me vote for donald trump.... I was fighting a battle with my consciousness as to how i will talk with this bros to help me with the food.... One voice was saying steal it and go while one was saying seek permission...What will jesus do in this situation ? But ogbeni forget jare, the hunger wey dey gbab person now no dey during jesus era.... I was still unsure about what to do untill i saw this guy adding crayfish... Person wey dey add crayfish to beans this kind periods go surely gallant small.. God forgive me please.... I looked around left and right ....and took a step of faith, slightly removed the lid and tasted the food and oh my God........it tasted so good... Or na the hunger make the food sweet for my mouth.. I was still taking the 2nd taste when i heard voices in the house conversing about the food... "ope, d beans don done ? No, adio, e remain small ? Tor, you sabi say na me, you, tolu, tola and jude dey chop am,. Make e no burn oo.. You don forget say duke and ahmed sef go chop, i go go check am now sha .. Shior.... And here i was ,with a pot of beans that would hardly satisfy me on a normal day and about 8 people are conversing on eating it... My initial plan was dropping the pot from fire and eating enough to fill me up and leave the rest for them but my plan had to change after i heard someone saying.... The beans suppose to done.... I noticed a black nylon on the floor and fia ,,,,,,, I WAS GONE........ 35 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 10:16pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Episode 10 I tried to imagine the kind of expression on the faces of the guys as i usain bolted through the passage and straight to my house..... I immediately poured the food in a nearby cooler in the kitchen and locked myself inside where i sat down the manna from above and ate it with garri, my meal for the past 3 days... Even the jehovah witnesses that brought the good news of christ didnt make me move an inch And indeed, stolen bread is sweet... By 10pm ,with my hand gloves on, i went to return the pot to a easily noticeable place around the house and wrote with my left hand, a two page apology letter giving reasons for my act.. I spent six hours the next day asking for forgiveness and explaining to God why i had to go for another mission of such... i knew from henceforth, i was really into the business... So i started full time.... And like a serious worker shld, i acquired my tools... Gloves, two bagco sacks and my number one tool ,,.,.,,,,,,,,.,.,,,,, a Big Food flask..... 12 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 11:06pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Episode 11 And this was how i started the full time ministry... I scouted for houses that were mostly face me i face you and dose that cooked food in the open.,,, i also took cognizance of the inhabitants with special interest in those houses that had less males and more females, children or aged people... I also made i did my business in areas far from my house. Sometimes i walk several kilometers away from home..... Once i study the pattern of cooking, inhabitants and security...i strike... Sometimes i go with the pot and food and most times, i pour it in the cooler... I majored mostly in beans and rice with occasional visitations to yam and solid food... I became the master and saviour to my neighbours who kept wondering how i was getting food to eat,,,they would just see me with cooler and know say " Food don land.. I told them i was buying the food from restaurants.... Most of my hostel mates now depended on me for dinner and i was happy to be a vessel and channel to bless me much to dismay of my ugly female neighbour opposite... For a whole month, i kept on in this act , new locations everyday, new pots everyday. In short , i began the Anini of stealing food on fire and waged war on the land..... 25 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 11:19pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Episode 12 i made sure i didnt steal raw food because which kerosene i go use cook am sef... In the 2nd month of my booming enterprise, i introduced, Ategun, my neighbour who was eating far too much of the food i was bringing... This is not time to be eating free food anyhow, and so ategun joined me and we became Batman and Robin... News spread fast of our activities and people started becoming vigilants.. We rested one week in which we stole some drinks from iya suliat shop and resumed back in the pot stealing but making our activities more prominent concerning dinner food... Everybody was complaining but we were getting fatter and fresher.Anybody ask us how we day do am,,, we go say na God.." tho mama still dey struggle send money small small, it was really to no effect... Papa had even backed out totally and reports from home has it that gulder and trophy are now papa 5/6.... But here i was eating and living well. Not knowing that the end is near..... 12 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 11:21pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
..j |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by TheAziz: 11:37pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
lwtmb nice one class captain |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 11:49pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
I don miss class. Oga Classcaptain, well done |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 11:32am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Episode 13 This was how i continued in my flamboyant lifestyle... .... enjoying and flexing.... A week before i was caught, a young preacher had walked up to me and warned me to depart from any evil act i was doing... I just ignored his supposed rants... Which evil i dey do ? My house became a sort of holy land of food for boys..... With a good fridge nearby, food was never a probelm.... My test results were going fine.. I was on the verge of getting a new babe.... Everything was going smooth..... Not untill this particular saturday....... 5 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
hay! hay!! I dey cry for Boo Oshin in advance. 1 Like |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:04am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Episode 14 By this time, i don reconcile with my neighbour... Infact we were closer than before we fought... Food was no longer a probelm.... her sweet companionship made me to forget about the whole change shii in the country...... Food dey my fridge,,, drinks were not missing too but this particular saturday, na Beans dey do me chop.... I approached my neighbour and asked her for beans but she stated that the last one was cooked yesterday by she and her friends...... " and looked for you yesterday but you werent around. But i will get it for you , just wait a little till afternoon ".... She stated . She hurriedly served me the jollof rice with 2 fried meats she cooked that morning which i ate and drank pepsi on top .... But i was still not satisfied... I could not wait till afternoon when she would cook the beans... I needed the beans right away.. I finished the jollof, got my backo bag and cooler and returned her plate to her.... I told her i was going out and would soon be back but as if she knew what was going to happen , she held on to me and insisted i stay with her...... Despite my agitations to leave, she playfully still held onto me and while we were still struggling, light come.... " eh, have you forgotten about your test tomorrow" there is light now, let me give you my modem so you can go online and read with it..." haha, before i look left, look right, this girl don push me for ontop bed.,... 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 7:13am On Jul 22, 2016 |
ha! |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:29am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Episode 15 Boo, boo why are you doing me like this ? She stated as she started caressing me and fighting world war 3 with my belt.... This was around 9 am in the morning... What could make her so Hot so early.... I started having reservations about the cucumber she sliced on my jollof rice because i sha noticed the cucumber was greener and tasted more mature than a normal cucumber... She planted a kiss on my lips as her extra extra soft boobs collided with my bony chest and sent a tingle down my brain and blood down " My down".... I almost forgot about my mission today as the kissing got intense, i grabbed a copy of the benovelent water melon as i unhooked the bra like james bond and the jezebel in her sprang up... I started seeing the afro candies in her .... Omo, last last na to use pillow cover the face.... I quickly connected my phone with aux cord to her speaker and started playing gospel music in order to reduce any noise that may be coming from her.. The song "igwe blasted from the speakers... I didnt know that God was packaging my punishment... Myself and this girl were on cloud 9 as i brought the pillow nearby to cover the face as i penetrated the passage of joy... So last last, i go f this babe... I was just about to start when Nathaniel bassey, someone knocking at the door played and we actually heard a knock at the door... 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 7:46am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Episode 16 I hurriedly started to adjust a little bit... Calm down boo, stay with me " she said as she held onto me....... Stay with me nkor, HELLO NI.... WHAT if that was her boyfriend ? I was actually a lil bit scared and prayed i had not gotten myself in trouble... Whos there " she asked as i started looking around for my clothes.... Aunty e, ruka ni.... Mummy lo fi ojeun ran mi... To te di le kun mo ori ( its your aunty ruka and your mummy sent me to give you food stuffs).... Who is aunty ruka ...i whispered.. Its a long story.... Please help me drop it outside ma,,am busy haa, she asked me to collect something from you too.... The voice outside replied.. What is that..... Haha, open the door now, willl i be shouting everything outside here.. But my boyfriend is inside ehn,, what does he have that av not seen... Please answer me.... The aunty replied harshly.... I quickly wore my shirts and trousers, unplugged my phone, carried my backo bag and set for leave... Dont go now, we can continue wen she leaves... She begged me holding onto me.... Dont worry.... When am back ,we can continue.. Pls stay now ,,, no , am coming back now.... I quickly kissed her with my eyes closed and promised her again that i will be back..... Dont be long ooo.. She stated.... I opened the door to meet the supposed aunty who had swollen up with an obviously angry face outside,,, she was more of like an househelp tho. I greeted her and even offered to help carry some of the foodstuffs inside but she replied coldly and waived it off.... Odabo ma... E pele .,,, e ku se oo... E ku se kara kara.,... Hmmmnn .. She said with a big grin as she shook her hand..... Who send monkey.... I hurriedly stepped out of the gate and set for the pot of beans.... 6 Likes |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by Okaakoko(m): 8:07am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Boo Osin! se na so the lady worwor reach? |
| Re: Change : How I Started Stealing Pots With Food On Fire by ClassCaptain(m): 6:51pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Episode 17 As i was moving, various christian and islamic messages warning against evil doers blasted from various speakers across the streets but i turn a deaf ear..... The first house i got to which i knew they would be Cooking by that time seemed to have beefed up security..... I have not even entered the surronding when someone started asking who i was... I had to leave........... The second and third house i do visit were cooking yam and rice and left it unguarded but it was beans i was targeting.. It was just like a spell.... All this while , the time was now around 1pm under hot sun.... I finally got to where my desired meal was being cooked and acquainted a little girl.... I quickly scoped her to tell me the name of any guy living in the building after i formed a name and said i was looking for the person... Is it broda tolu..... Yes tolu, is he around no but he will soon be back, ok, i will wait..... I said as i started scanning for an escape route ... I greeted all the women in the compound and even cracked jokes with them while i watched as the beans was going to its last stage of preparation... Immediately i noticed the food was done, the woman cooking it placed the food on the table outside and went to buy detergent which i presumed is to wash the plates... On sighting this , i set to action 8 Likes 2 Shares |
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