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I pray all of you supporting this girl ur daughter will start having sex at the age of 16 if not 15 |
major466:simply bkos of havin sex at 15yr abaa... Its too early .. Abeg na when u lose ur virginity |
d only wrng tin i saw was dhat someone uploaded it on internet... A 15yr old gal havng sex is outrageous.. I swear if i was there i will beat d hell out of her.. I have a frnd who is an orphan too arnd 19yrs who is still a virgin.. She could have said bekos no 1cares about her she gonna get pregnant... I see alot of rubbish been celebrated on nairaland evri day.. |
loifez:shut up animal, underage sex is nw celebrated.. I swear dis country pepu is d problem d country is facing.. D gal suppose dey juvenile home getting enough training not dis.. A lot of smart kids dey villages needing smll money for admission and dem no get... He who support dis will be f***ked outside and probably will be celebrated too.. |
edgeofglory:nice1 jare |
NevetsIbot:thanks man |
ikombe:choi ,, wai nw |
Lalasticlala pls epp move to fp . A life cud b saved |
Saw this and decided to share with
my people...
"Dear Chat Room Family,
My name is David, a 33-year-old
guy. My life
is gradually falling apart after I
thought God
had finally answered my prayers
and given
me a woman of my own.
After years of disappointments in
the hands of
women, I met Stella , a young lady
who is into
trade. It happened the day I bought
some
shirts from her shop. We got talking
and after
dating for a year, i proposed to her.
She said
yes and I was over the moon and
did
everything to make sure my
dreams for her
would be realised.
We did our introduction in her
hometown and
everyone was looking forward to
the great
day. We had fixed a date for our
wedding and
our invitation cards were out.
My family and friends have been
busy getting
set, buying things, getting my
wedding suiy
and generally planning big for the
day.
In all of these, Stella was not left
out as she
was also putting finishing touches
from her
end and we were looking forward to
the day
when, out of the blues, she showed
her true
colur in the most callous way »
anyone can
ever think of.
I did not know that the preparations
Stella
was making was not towards our
wedding but
actually to another man. In fact, I
had seen
the guy about twice at her place
and she told
me he was her uncle who came in
from
America.
But with about six weeks to our
wedding, I
was shocked beyond words when a
friend
who happened to be from Stella's
place came
to my office to hand me a wedding
invitation
card and it was for the wedding
between
Stella and the guy she introduced
as her
uncle.
It was by the grace of God that I
was able to
drive home that day. I went straight
to Stellas
house to confront her and she told
me point
blank that her family wanted her to
marry the
guy and there was nothing she
could do about
it.
As I write this, I am supposed to
get married
in three week's time but Stella has
put me to
the greatest shame any man can
ever face.
I think suicide is the best way out.
Wat should David do? |
supernet4:let see who go beg |
Smellymouth:then i would rather not marry than to marry a girl with no attitude or probably nags too |
supernet4:betta no hear .. We guys are going on an indefinite strike |
Florblu:of course .. It's like me having bread and still looking for rice to eat it, why not beans ... I mean too much carbohydrate |
accountbalance:dnt lemmi tell u hw many gals i av dated.. Bro , dem attitude scares me |
Love Machine:anoda reason |
Flexherbal:my brodha , let dem knw... We tired |
Sorry ladies i need to be raw this
time...
You are sexy... he left,
Your butts are big... he left,
You are ugly... he left,
You are beautiful... he still left even
faster,
You've got sexy boobs, he walked
away yet,
You are rich, live in a cool
Apartment... he still left,
What could be wrong?
I wonder when y'all ladies will
realise its your
attitude that keeps a man!
If you like, make up like Nikki, be
rich like Oprah,
or be naked like Lady Gaga...
if your attitude sucks he will still
leave you..
Attitude keeps a man,
infact Attitude keeps everyone
close to you... |
GOAT AND YAM
I don't remember exactly how the
saying goes but I will try...."if you
put goat and yam together, the
goat will eat yam". -one time
president of Nigeria.
The goat being Nigerian politicians,
public office holders, and some
'ordinary' Nigerians. The yam being
our wealth as a nation. The then
president made it clear that stealing
wasn't corruption.
Now stealing is corruption and you
know why I like the current
administration?.....it has maintained
its greatest objective......War
against corruption.
CORRUPTION
corruption is a fundamental
problem in Nigeria. Most of the
problems we face in Nigeria today
are derivatives of corruption, from
poverty to malnutrition to terrorism
to kidnapping to killing to
prostitution to thugery......name it.
Corruption is the genesis.
Corruption is the underlying cause
of bad transportation system, bad
education system, bad security
system (or insecurity), bad health
services, bad electoral system, bad
youth service system, bad
insurance coverage, bad pension
scheme, bad agricultural practices,
bad opposition system, bad
legislature, bad ministries, bad, bad,
bad. The list is endless.
A leader that wishes to fight
corruption, rebuild the nation and
instill discipline should be given
total support. Although the masses
feel the heat more but we should
hold on and pray. |
Benita27:na d money ma pale fit afford for my hostel for schl b dat.. U knw hw d economy be .. |
Benita27:i am a late sleeper , i sleep everyday arnd 2 am .. Dhere is dis neighbour of mine who have sex with his wife arnd 1 or 1.30am .. Com and see how both of them scream like dog asiv we neva do b4 |
Benita27:we need to knw hw u ladies feel.. Tell us nw |
Benita27:i dont think so .miss .. Guys moan , but not as much as ladies .. Wait do u moan or fake it |
There was this robbery in Central
Bank of
Nigeria, the robber shouted to
everyone:
“All don’t move, money belongs to
the
state, life belongs to you”.
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
:>This is called “Mind Changing
Concept –>
Changing the conventional way of
thinking”.
—————————————
One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the
robber shouted at her “Please be
civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!”
:>This is called “Being Professional
–>
Focus only on what you are trained
to do!”
—————————————
When the robbers got back, the
younger
robber (MBA trained) told the older
robber
(who is only primary school
educated),
“Big bro, let’s count how much we
got”,
the older robber rebutted and said,
“You
very stupid, so much money, how
to
count? Tonight TV will tell us how
much
we robbed from the bank!”
:>This is called “Experience –>
nowadays
experience is more important than
paper
qualifications! ”
—————————————
After the robbers left, the bank
manager
told the bank supervisor to call the
police
quickly.
The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait,
let’s
put the #5 million we embezzled
into the
amount the robbers robbed”.
:>This is called “Swim with the tide
–>
converting an unfavorable situation
to
your
advantage!”
—————————————
The supervisor says “It will be good
if
there is a robbery every month”.
:>This is called “Killing Boredom –
>Happiness is most important.”
—————————————
The next day, TV news reported
that #100
million was taken from the bank.
The
robbers counted and counted and
counted, but they could only count
#20
million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained
“We risked our lives and only took
#20
million, the bank manager took #80
million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks
like it is
better to be educated than to be a
thief!”
:>This is called “Knowledge is worth
as
much as gold !”
BE EDUCATED! |
1. Kissing your man is not a
problem. The problem
is how u do it. Stop making Sounds
like a car
Crash.
2. Screaming during Sex is romantic
and its not a
problem. The problem is Shouting
words
like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY
MARY". U're
having Sex, Not a Church Service.
And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to
Punish you
Later.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is
not a problem,
infact its very Sexy. The problem is
wearing your
Mini and looking all nice but when
you see Guyz u
try to Pull it down now forcing it to
be
long. Don't u see that u're
deceiving yourself.
4. Loving your man is not a
problem. The problem
is Changing ur Surname on Social
Media and put
his surname when he hasn't even
Introduced you
to his mother. Just Chill, i would
hate to read your Post Later saying,
"MEN ARE
WICKED AND CHEATS"
5. Saying all Men are the Same is
not my problem but Who asked u to
try them ALL?
6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine
brighter than ur
future is not a problem, but the
problem is
having White Face, Yellow hands,
Chocolate Lips
and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?
7. Reading this post ain't a problem,
infact it's
welcomed, but the problem is
reading
without moving fp
cc: Lalasticlala |
aorta:na only u b d real Unilorin student.. Others just dey hearsay.. I wonder why no1 has ever written anything abt that man on nairaland.. His juju sure die |
proeast:i don see dis story before |
sinaj:pls sir , mine is habeeb.fasasi@gmail.com |
@fasasisanchez is my twitter handle.. Pls follow and i will follow back |
I hope u grow old and wrinkled quickly with a bf not to talk of husband.. guys admired u , probably some are already falling for and u go around shouting and wasting people's data .. Shioooo , ashewo .. If na dos wey go use u do money ritual u go fall or even the ones wey go beat u die u go fall.. U will be saying that witches in ur village are doing u. |
Luizkid:... Seriously, if that would be d solution.. |
Don't hurt yourself. That's whay you should do

