HI!!!!!

LesbianBoy:
I wish to be that weak man gan gan!

If you want to be a weak man like me say hiiiii

mbahdi:
Please doctors in the house what do we call this?

My friend couldn't contain his joy,I can remember the night he broke the news to me,he was so excited, he took me to a joint where we opened alot of bottles in celebration of him meeting his wife a virgin, despite he was a bad guy.

The problem now is that each time the wife is pregnant she will have miscarriage, this has happened about two times cant endure it anylonger he took the wife for a test,and it was discovered that the wife have an infection which has been in her body for a long time.

Please how possible can someone you meet a virgin have infection.although before the guy married her she lives in face me I slap you apartment with the parents, it was out of the joy the guy have marrying her a virgin that he rented a 3bed room apartment for the parents. Please what could be the cause of the infection?

What if it's a rhesus factor issue .. I don't believe the hospital result yet until other reasons are nullified.

Another useless lie from a useless blogger...this is never a Nigerian.. we don't even have a train like this in this country.. do y'all have to lie to feed ursevs...
and Nigeria men aren't stupid to dress like this.. abeg lets stop all this lies.. sooner or later all this lying bloggers will go to another platform and lie that lalasticlala is dead even if he's alive just to make chichi..
lala pls do something..
....from fake bloggers sworn enemy ....
sanchez

I swear this news is fake.. why do we write lies in Nigeria.. shame no dey..just to get this money ,do we have to lie and mislead people...
no1... he's not a fiorentina striker anymore but an A.c Milan striker..this shows u don't watch ball but a dirty liar..
2... I read it from a reliable source that he was complaining of back pain b4 Nigeria match not during the match..
3... kalinic is a starter in that team.. he was Neva fit b4 the worldcup ... chk a.c Milan news abt his injury history..
4.. every reasonable person will Neva want to do this..this guy is a professional unlike u liar..
5...where did u read it from ,u and that ur useless blogger that posted this..is it the Croatian board or the coach reported this....
abeg make we dey use sense lie....
and finally,, I will start commenting against all of u fake bloggers and those that post lies for them...
..watch out ur sworn enemy is born ..

It is so unfortunate that we have Nigerian youths who claim to be literates but obviously not educated. They find it difficult to be well educated and well informed about issues. And honestly an impatient person Will always lack in information because he cant pay attention to details, he can’t read between lines of words, he is been controlled by pre conceived or presumed notions.
Eighty percent of our comment really shows that we are not well informed on this issue.
On the 1st of August, Prof Dibu Ojerinde ( the former Jamb registrar) and 16 others were fired by Buhari owing reasons best known to him then. In that same year, Prof Ishaq Oleyede was appointed as the new registrar. Prof. Oloyede who was earlier known as a man that doesn’t tolerate nonsense while he was the VC of Unilorin was also known to be a leader with foresight and capacity to bring in new innovations started his reforms in the organization by first abolishing the use of scratch cards for registration, and had to take his time to ensure better conduct and atmosphere in the writing of subsequent examinations. This lead to the lag in the administering the examination last year as it was not conducted early.
To cut the long story short, Jamb was able to remit 7.8 billion Maura into the Fg’s purse last year, that would be the first of its kind. The highest amount ever remitted after conducting Utme had never reached one billion Naira. This was what prompted Federal Government to suggest that that previous dealing in Jamb should be probed. So these revelations are as a result of the probes. Oloyede was not yet on board when scratch cards were used, so it has nothing to do with him, infact if not for him, all these will not be revealed. It has to do with past Jamb administrations beginning from Prof Dibu Ojerinde

itchie:
Brave and heroic man

. will the biafrans ever be this heroic again

Afonja Yoruba keep repping Nigeria, while our blotha from the y'east keep ....................................

when the fight was real

An Ibo soldier in Biafra during the Nigerian Civil War, April 1968 | Photograph by Don McCullin
pic.twitter.com/0DH1OrJPRT

lalasticlala.... please to the front page

pls answer all today...

Funny is life... Where are dos aunties and uncles virgins when dis thread was opened in 2013 nw... Bad guys and girls don destroys there things

I swear the statistics is fake

Deejacy2:
I love Paranormal stuffs too, I love to read about them, maybe cos I love horror movies

There's even one about Ghost Hunting duo Ed and Lorraine Warrein who assist people whose homes are tormented by ghosts

These are real life stories

i av nt seen any lady who love tins like dis...i love dem too... U my dot on i.. I think m in love with u

1. Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are more likely to be right-handed than men by about 4 percentage points.i 2. August 13th is “Left- Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1996, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every day in a world designed for right-handers.e 3. At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity and musical abilities.b 4. Some scholars note that left- handers may be one of the last unorganized minorities in society because they have no collective power and no real sense of common identity. Additionally, left-handers are often discriminated against by social, educational, and religious institutions. Social customs and even language set the left-hander apart as “different” and even “bad.”b The word left is from the Anglo-Saxon lyft, meaning weak or broken 5. Many sources claim that left- handers may die as many as nine years earlier than right- handers.b 6. The word left in English comes from the Anglo-Saxon word lyft, which means weak or broken. The Oxford English Dictionary defines left-handed as meaning crippled, defective, awkward, clumsy, inapt, characterized by underhanded dealings, ambiguous, doubtful, questionable, ill-omened, inauspicious, and illegitimate.b 7. Phrases in English suggest a negative view of left- handedness. For example, a “left-handed complement” is actually an insult. A “left- handed marriage” is not a marriage but an adulterous sexual liaison, as in a “left- handed honeymoon with someone else’s husband.” A “left-handed wife” is actually a mistress.b 8. Research has shown a link between trauma during gestation or during birth with an increased chance of being left-handed.b 9. Tests conducted by St. Lawrence University in New York found that there were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right- handed people. Famous left- handed intellectuals include Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin, and Benjamin Franklin.b 10. Mothers who are over 40 at the time of a child’s birth are 128% more likely to have a left-handed baby than a woman in her 20s.b 11. In reference to a person’s sex life, a “left-hander” is a homosexual.c 12. The German for “left- handed’ is linkisch, which means awkward, clumsy, and maladroit. In Italian, the word is mancino, which is derived from “crooked” or “maimed” (mancus) and is also used to mean deceitful or dishonest. In Russian, to be called a left-hander (levja) is a term of insult.c 13. In Latin, the word for left is sinister, related to the noun sinistrum. Ambisinister means “clumsy on both sides.”b 14. In the Talmud, the Chief of Satans or Prince of Demons is named Samael, which is associated with the Hebrew word for left side, se’mol. The angel Michael sits on God’s right-hand side, while Samael is on his left-hand side. This attribution of evil to the left and good to the right appears in various forms throughout the world.b 15. Among the Eskimos, every left-handed person is viewed as a potential sorcerer. In Morocco, left-handers are considered to be a s’ga, a word that means either a devil or a cursed person.c The term dexter means "right" 16. Even the word “dexterity” shows a right-handed bias. The term dexter means “right” and refers to being “right-handed” on both sides.c 17. The Incas thought left- handers were capable of healing and that they possessed magical abilities. The North American Zuni tribe believed left- handedness signified good luck.c 18. Herbert Hoover is believed to be the first left-handed president, though James Garfield could write Greek with the left hand and Latin with the right.c 19. Research indicates that left- handers are more likely to become alcoholics, schizophrenic, delinquent, and dyslexic. They are also more likely to have Crohn’s disease, ulcerative colitis, or mental disabilities. Scholars note that despite these maladies, left-handers have survived because they are traditionally successful in combat.b The Devil is typically portrayed as being left- handed 20. Many artistic representations of the devil show him to be left-handed.b 21. The Boston Strangler, Jack the Ripper, and Osama Bin Laden were lefties.b 22. In witchcraft texts in medieval Europe, it was the left hand that was used to harm or curse another person. To affect a curse, witches were instructed to silently touch the recipient with the left hand, which would convey the curse. Additionally, the devil supposedly gives the gathering a benediction with the left hand, as opposed to the right-handed blessing of the Christian church. He would also baptize or anoint with his left hand.b 23. Both the Jewish and Christian traditions are strongly right- handed in their nature and practices. For Catholics, Anglicans, Episcopalians, and other denominations, the priest must present the communion wafer with the right hand, and the communicant accepts it with the right hand. All benedictions must be made with the right hand, and a priest symbolizes the “strong right hand of God.” b 24. Medieval Jewish philosopher Maimonides (A.D. 1135-1204) listed 100 blemishes a Jewish priest could not have, and being left-handed was one of them.b 25. In Scotland there is a saying that describes an unlucky person: “He must have been baptized by a left-handed priest.”b 26. The right hand is mentioned positively 100 times in the Bible, while the left hand is mentioned only 25 times, all negatively.b 27. In many Islamic countries, people are forbidden to eat with their left hand, which is considered “unclean” because it is used for cleaning the body after defecation. Additionally, “public display” or use of the left hand is against the law in some Islamic countries, including Saudi Arabia.c The ratio of right- to left-pawed dogs or cats is roughly equal 28. Although approximately 90% of all humans are right- handed, cats, rats, and mice that show handedness seem to be equally split between right- and left-pawedness.b 29. Human asymmetrical behavior patterns involve the foot, eye, and ear as well as the hand. In each case, humans show the same rightward bias they show toward handedness.b 30. Left-handedness has also been called mancinism, sinistromanuality, and cackhandedness. Other colloquialisms for left- handedness include skivvy- handed, scrummy-handed, kaggy-fisted, cawk-fisted, gibble-fisted, southpaw, cunny-and ballock-handed.b 31. According to tradition, an itchy left hand indicates you will lose money. An itchy right hand indicates you will receive money.c 32. Some scholars postulate that increased levels of testosterone in the womb increase the chances of becoming left-handed. This may explain the correlation that seems to exist between left-handedness and some immune disorders, as testosterone has been linked to immune disorders.b 33. Studies have suggested that left-handers are more talented in spatial awareness, math, and architecture. Right-handers tend to be more talented verbally.b 34. The gene LRRTM1 is a strong contributing factor for left- handedness. Scientists discovered the gene during a study of dyslexic children and believe it is inherited from the father.f 35. Left-handedness runs in families. Lefties in the British royal family include the Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, and Prince William.b 36. Studies show that those who have autism are more likely to be left-handed.a 37. Many people who are left- handed draw figures that face to the right.i 38. Left-handers are more likely to be dyslexic and to stutter.d 39. One in four Apollo astronauts were left-handers.b 40. Connections between the right and left sides of the brain are faster in left- handed people. This means information is transferred faster, making left-handers more efficient in dealing with multiple stimuli and using both sides of the brain more easily.d 41. The left side, which is historically seen as weaker and “bad,” is also traditionally considered to be the female side. However, current scientific data suggests that men are more likely to be left-handed than women.b 42. Ultrasounds show that in the womb, 90% of babies appear to favor the right thumb, which corresponds to population breakdowns of right-handers and left- handers.b 43. Researchers postulate that the proportion of left- handers has remained constant for over 30,000 years.b 44. Studies suggest premature babies are more likely to be left-handed. Additionally, infants with low Apgar scores at birth are more likely to be left-handed than children who have higher Apgar scores.b 45. Juniata College in Huntington, Pennsylvania awards up to $1,500 in academic scholarships to students who have top academic records and who are left-handed.h 46. Researchers note that on average, left-handers reach sexual maturity later than right-handers.b 47. There are two divergent theories regarding wearing the wedding ring on the left hand. One theory is that it started with the ancient Egyptians, who believed that despite the left hand’s supposed flaws, placing the ring on this hand brought it nearer to the heart. Another theory attributes the origin to the Greeks and Romans, who wore the rings to ward off evil associated with the left hand.c 48. About 30 million people in the United States are left- handed.i Babies can show early signs of handedness 49. When placed on their tummies, right-handed babies tend to turn their heads to the right. Left- handed babies usually turn their heads to the left or they don’t show any preference.b 50. Less than 1% of the world’s population can be considered truly ambidextrous.b 51. Research suggests that left- handers are slightly more prone to allergies and asthma than right-handers are.b 52. Studies have shown that if a left-hander injures his dominant hand, he has an easier time learning to use the other hand than his right- handed counterparts.c 53. In a recent experiment, left- handers who watched an eight-minute clip from the film Silence of the Lambs showed more fear than right- handers. Scientists believe that this may be because the right side of the brain is dominant in lefties and is more involved in fear responses.d 54. According to the Journal of Nervous and Mental Disease, the brains of left-handers process emotions differently than those of right-handers and are more susceptible to negative emotions, such as anger.b 55. Some scientists have suggested that left-handers were originally in the womb with a twin that did not survive, or a “Vanishing Twin.”b 56. The longest words that can be typed using only the left hand with conventional hand placement are sweaterdresses and tesseradecades.g Famous Left-Handers c Tom Cruise Leonardo da Vinci Albert Einstein Benjamin Franklin Whoopi Goldberg Cary Grant Paul McCartney Michelangelo Martina Navratilova Julia Roberts Oprah Winfrey Babe Ruth Fidel Castro Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin Lord Baden-Powell Henry Ford Helen Keller Jay Leno Bart Simpson Dan Ackroyd Tim Allen Charlie Chaplin Robert DeNiro Marilyn Monroe Jerry Seinfeld Lewis Carroll Mark Twain H.G. Wells Celine Dion Jimi Hendrix Paul Simon Oliver North Yogi Berra “Shoeless” Joe Jackson Steve Young Larry Bird Alexander the Great Julius Caesar Marie Curie Thomas Jefferson Colin Powell Gandhi Charlemagne Horatio Nelson Ramses II Billy the Kid (debated) John Dillinger Bob Dylan David Letterman Mozart Prokofiev Rachmaninoff Beethoven Ravel Schumann Paganini Goethe Aristotle Nietzsche Kafka Hans Christian Anderson Fred Astaire Richard Simmons Greta Garbo Judy Garland Drew Barrymore Sylvester Stallone Dick Van Dyke Robert Redford Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie John McEnroe O.J. Simpson Dorothy Hamill Bill Gates John D Rockefeller Albert Schweitzer Barack Obama

Anuoluwapo3054:
Hello all, please I need your candid opinion on how to calm my friend down cos she's been misbehaving since she checked her result after it was pasted that she made 2.2 which is far below her expectations.

She claimed she has been cheated cos at at 300L, she was on 2.1(3.87/5.00), their 400L results were not made known to them till they released the graduating list. Now she is downcast and has been behaving funny like she's about to go mad.

I tried talking to her that she's not done bad and besides it doesn't matter what you graduate with, that is God who favors one out there in the Labour market.... I have heard of first class and 2.1 roaming the street with no job.....

Pls help me on useful advises for her. Thanks.

Unilorin right... Or which skul

LabiaMajoraDest:
What more can I say, rigor mortis has settled in ...RIP to the deceased
FTC by the way...dedicate this spot to asuo27

bro , it's riga mortis ... Bad english frm a flat headed man

viviangist:
Nigeria's Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, has condemned the recent attack on a community in Enugu state by Fulani herdsmen.

In a statement by his media aide, Ekweremadu bemoaned the incessant attacks on parts of the country by herdsmen, saying it posed a grave threat to the peace, security, and economy of the country.

“This is another heartbreak, not only for Enugu State, but the nation in general; and whatever evil forces behind these reprehensible acts certainly do not wish the country well. It must not be condoned.

“The primary object of government is the welfare and security of the citizens. The Federal Government must take decisive steps to put a full stop to this wanton destruction of lives and property; and the security agencies must do everything humanly possible to ensure that the perpetrators of this act of wickedness in Akagbe-Ugwu do not go unpunished”.

The Deputy President of the Senate condoled with the affected community and prayed for the peaceful repose of the dead.

Source , http://www.viviangist.com/ike-ekweremadu-reacts-to-herdsmens-attack-in-enugu

sometin kips tellin me dis attack in enugu maynt b frm d fulanis bt som evil igbos who want to take advantage of d imbalance in d country

kabrud:

Well, I don't know about that and I cant talk on what I know nothing about but what I know is that a typical muslim will rather die than for u to insult the Holy Prophet in his presence and allow u to go scot free.

pls tell ceejay80s that 80% of Israelis and 70% of American are jews not christians... Muslims plenty pass dem for both countries.. He too dey lie

ceejay80s:


Story teller.......
Do u think Christians aren't brutal like Muslims ? We Christians choose to ignore,

Thank that ur god that we are unlike u but one day, I say one day.......

when was the last time u visited ur church sev.. I wont even argue with u

franciskaine:
is your version of Islam different from theirs? Leave dat religion and have peace in abundance.

will u allow me to tell u islam of Allah and the prophet (s.a.w)

jamesibor:


Bro, don't try to play taqqiya here.

Anybody who believes a religion that has 2 sharp daggers on its emblem is a religion of peace needs to have an injection in the head.

sir, i wish u have an understanding muslim brother as a friend.. Ask him abt ISLAM and EXTREMISM .. He will tell u things and u will love to b one.

TheSixthSense:

Brother, can I tell you about Jesus Christ?

brother, i will be happy if you give me chance to tell you about ISLAM

Seriously, why are u guys like this... I am a muslim and a yoruba.. I condemn dis.. because it aren't in the teaching of the prophet and words of Allah.. He is d God that can fight for Himself.. And also , each religion have it extremisms .. I read abt an american pastor who burnt and poison over hundreds of his members believing the world will end d next day.. And also i think u guys av heard of the great crusade.. Pls ISLAM is a religion of PEACE .it is d worshippers that nids to chck demsevs

Budweiser:

Cos its not funny

thank u sir

Cc: I knw knw why Lalasticlala no dey laff ..to d fp Abeg

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herzern:


lol,bro......funny!



Buh.....hope yhu have an alt acc??...

Coz your ban go long pass River Niqer.....

Yhu shouldn't have mentioned the tribe's name....

me jst comeback frm my own gan ni.. Ontop telling d truth.. So are u telling d guy na liar