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Politics / Re: Gandollar: Maryam Shetty's Social Media Post About Ganduje (Throwback Photo) by Sandmaiden: 6:17pm On Aug 07, 2023
kokoA:
Those who live in glass houses don't throw stones.

Very true .
Family / Re: What If Marriage Were Temporary by Sandmaiden: 4:19pm On Aug 07, 2023
Yes but sometimes I won't renew on time. Maybe like 6 months after expiration.

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Crime / Re: Two Homosexual Boys Caught Having Sex With Each Other In Uncompleted Building by Sandmaiden: 5:19am On Aug 04, 2023
Op is obsessed with homosexuals.. I smell an inner insecurity.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Native Doctor: Why I Didn’t Disappear When Kidnappers Struck (Video) by Sandmaiden: 7:42pm On Jul 29, 2023
Cast
Crime / Re: Anambra Native Doctor, Akwa Okuko Tiwaraki Kidnapped, Aides Shot Dead by Sandmaiden: 2:10pm On Jul 24, 2023
SVC6000:
During pelicoma you can't try this. You must end up sweeping the compound or continue dancing
Lol pelicoma na speedy Darlington pops. Very strong jazz man
Politics / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Twitter Obidient, Firstladyship Is A Man & Former SA To GEJ by Sandmaiden: 9:16am On Jul 24, 2023
Khafsun:

grin
grin
People just throw around the word Artificial intelligence these days.
Make you set alarm as you take dey set before, people go say na artificial intelligence. Everything wey concern computer these days na AI

I swear😂

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Has Nairaland Helped You? by Sandmaiden: 3:48pm On May 11, 2023
More than you can imagine

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Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Disgrace Shina Peller In Public For Not Voting Tinubu (photos,video) by Sandmaiden: 5:52am On May 03, 2023
Adetona28:
Na tinubu cause all this I swear....agbero for road supposed they follow an educated man like shina peller drag am

What makes a scam like shina pellet different from an agbero?
Fashion / Re: What's Your Thought On Women Who Wear/put On Henna? Check These Out! (pics Ins) by Sandmaiden: 9:50pm On Apr 29, 2023
It's beautiful
Business / Re: What Valuable Item Can 1 Million Naira Really Buy In Nigeria? by Sandmaiden: 8:50pm On Apr 06, 2023
Land
Crime / Re: Kidnapped, Walked Barefoot For Six Hours And Slept Close To Decomposed Bodies by Sandmaiden: 11:35am On Nov 04, 2022
KingOfTheDamned:
This is the real southwest they don't want you to see.
The one they hide behind they structured media propaganda of lies.

Painting the southwest as if it is safe and a paradise. The awesome thing about lies and delusion is one day reality will check you. While you spent years lying to yourself and the world that's your region is safe and the best , the crime and filth grew until the paper castles built come crumbling down

I read a thread here where one idiot was insulting my Edo state calling us home of prostitutes and such and I just smiled

Walai at first I think say na north you dey then I come see Edo. Stop throwing stones in the market be wise
Romance / Re: "I Don't Deserve This" – Single Mum In Tears As Fiance Cancels Their Engagement by Sandmaiden: 7:17pm On Oct 20, 2022
See favor dey complain. If u know the kind breakfast Nigeria dey serve person with family and kids . U go dey happy say na just man u loose. Singlehood is bae

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Politics / Re: Wike Approves ₦1 Billion To Support Rivers Flood Victims by Sandmaiden: 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2022
If Dem do drainage Shay flood go dey. Dumbass people
Romance / Re: How Does Death Feel Like by Sandmaiden: 7:30pm On Oct 19, 2022
Ki your self first na
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by Sandmaiden: 5:35am On Oct 17, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

But you have to promise not to sell my song to any artist
I promise. Won't do anything commercial with it without your permission
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by Sandmaiden: 9:26pm On Oct 16, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:

That one na small beans cake
What if I write it and still sing it to you on WhatsApp
oya send your WhatsApp to
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Hidden Talent ? by Sandmaiden: 5:20pm On Oct 16, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
I am an expert is craft works ( I didn't learn any )

I can compose any genre of song

I know genuine people from fake one after staying a few minutes with them

I can play any type of percussion instrument ( I didn't learn any )

Babies and animals love me

I can make a sadist laugh

I can hear from far a distance

I can give girls wotoporous orgasm

I can kick people with my disastrous rain boot


Damn... nasty... I'm out of here

Oya write me an afrobeat song about money love and about the consequences of wanting both
Crime / Re: My Friend Has Been Scammed by Sandmaiden: 5:17am On Sep 22, 2022
Op not plain. Someone asked if he had paid 160 but op dey talk rubbish. Me see op as a cunning person. If dude owed 180 and he has paid 160. Dude now owes 20k. So op Shay na 20k the weeeed smoking looking welder owe u now?
Career / Re: Meet Emem Thomas, The Founder Of A Female Bouncers Group In Akwa-ibom by Sandmaiden: 9:53am On Sep 02, 2022
They look like imported turkey
Crime / Re: Northerners Jubilant On The Shias Killed (graphic) by Sandmaiden: 7:10pm On Aug 14, 2022
Both shitt and sunni dey ment plus christpips All of Dem they ment

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