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ur father yansh or let me name u yanshface , well anyways u r not important! (cos ur head is full with fufu)

to better gist pls check out dis thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-602653.0.html

Beautiful customes!

preview,

@ poster i dig ur style jo,

and its true u dnt ve to search cos u r a beautiful woman and you should be found!
finger crossed soon!

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@ Mrs Chima i know right?

Dont mind all those hungry elebi guys with coconut head with no brain atttached to their head!!!! (i think it is fufu dats in their head o )

***giving them d finger***** with a smirk on my face!!!!!

@ur father ko ur mother ni,, pls i know u r very uninteligent like the rest of them so u dont ve to annouce it dumbass!!!!

Wat[b]freaking[/b]ever!!!!!

Go jump off 3rd mainland bridge

Am sure no one will notice u r gone Odesky!!!!!

ARE WE ALL NIGERIANS?, then the question is y r so many nigerians OLODO'S?

For crying out loud if you read very well (but no you wont cos u r an olodo) the post is talking to men that dont respect the scripture dat says "'HE THAT FINDS A WIFE HAS FOUND A GUD THING''
The kind that makes so many girls dont know their worth, the kind of men that dnt see the gud that their wife do for them!

If you r that type pls pour insult on me if you like i dnt ve ur time!!!!!!!!!.(am actually busy dats y)

Then all you stupid girls claiming i dnt want to get married blah blah blah , who made you ve such a defensive heart?, my guess that idiotic elebi guy dat u thot will marry u and all that and u dumps u and u r all ''i dnt want to get married , am happy with my life like dis blah blah blah'', pls spare me ur gist abeg!

Of course there are chics dat dnt want to get married but most is cos of wat they ve seen with guys (as in men don show them pepper) or they ve not met d one dey feel something for!, and plenty more reasons,

If you read very well i didnt say dnt get married chics!, or all guys r bad!, am only talking to,

The likes of Mobinga, chim2pimp, haraki, 2buff and the likes of them that r such OLODO +++++++ am almost weeping for them cos if they try treat their wifes bad, well like they say give a woman a house and she will give u a home, give a woman trouble and she will give you hell #TRUESTORY#

Again said my piece!

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Omolola1:
its all part of the woo-ing scheme

Seriouslly

Omolala r u for women or against women

Who watch "how i met your mother"

Barney is the master of lieing to sleep with chics and the chics are so dumb God you will want to flog them.
check out this scene!

Barney: Am an Astronaut

Chic: wow u r an astronaut

Barney: ssshhh am actually in a top govt space programme called secret NASA or SNASA

Chic: wow snasa, do you go to the moon and stuff?

Barney: not the moon youre familiar with,, though i ve been to the SMOON

Chic: wow the smoon

and guys guess wat the stupid chic got laid by barney!!

Yes am tired of all this guys and their insult to chics all in the name of marriage!!!

Time you understand that its the other way round!

1. The fine chic leaves her comfort zone to ur scattered house ( where she stays before she married u was well organised with stewards and cook to take care of her needs) now she is now your house help doing all she never does in her house #and in ur wack mind u think you r doing her a favour#

2. she now puts you into consideration on how she spends her time ( formerlly she can decide to go see her frds, movies, straight from work to do little shopping for herself, church or wherever she likes) #Dont you know you ve stolen the idea of her having a choice in her life?#

3. You now have licence to sleep with her d way you want it and when you want it ( where as she has lost the right to say no to sex anytime, no more excuse of ï ve to rush home cos of mumsy na" or any excuse to avoid sex #damm guys i hate dis fact#

4. She gets to get pregnant, carry the child for nine months+ and this d big one stick to d child till d child is old enough to stay on his/her own ( imagine a life where you are no longer free again, just imagine the resposibility casted on a woman ) #some guys ve d got to call her fat, or even leave her after so much trauma of being with him#

5. Her life changes forever and it doesnt get easier at any point, its from one small responsibilty to a bigger one waiting for her in the front ( Meanwhile wat does d guy bring to the table? # dnt dare tell me i put food on the table cos she works too! so tell me?#

6. Imagine now she closes from work rushes home to cook for husband that also went to work and likes to eat fresh food, she feeds d kids, do their homework with them, take her bath and Oga go won do am doggy style afterwards, doesnt care if she is tired. #you guys think women her machines abi?

7. Seriouslly why did God bestowed upon us women dis na?

8. Single ladies its not easy to be married o! #TRUE STORY# if u aint ready dnt jump into it o!

9. Married Ladies Kudos to you guys for giving us courage to come in, cos in as much there is pain the joy of being a mother surpasses them all, and veing a husband to love and direct is awesome, a husband that knows he has found a gud thing a helpmate indeed!

10. Men If you ve a wife know it today that she has bestowed upon you a great favour by being your wife, and all you single guys yet to take the big step pls word of wisdom, she is doing you indeed a great honour to become your wife, cos ko easy rara!!


Glad i ve said my piece!!

quote author=mr.man link=topic=600804.msg7698284#msg7698284 date=1297265353]
Sandraa- W' u be my val?
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[quote][/quote]***** raising eye lashes*******

i accept

@ 190 take note, we gatz be on d list now!!!!!

*****steps in with style and swag******

Who wont be my Val??

ok check me out and see if i follow

hope u dnt mind me joining ur weekend party dis is me!

I Think dis courtship thing is way overrated o!

y court a chic when u aint sure you will marry her?

if u want to keep her put a ring on it its as simple as abc!

Married guys in the house pls testify lets say Amen!

show me a beautiful woman and i will show you a suSEXful [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]woman!

Present!!!!!!!

Am not promicious ooooooooooooooooooo

googles:
Show me a beauriful woman and i will show you a woman who has no man cos all the men think she has a man

true story!

seen this well well

[quote author=REALITY101 link=topic=595720.msg7651219#msg7651219 date=1296634903][/quote]True story seen this more than ever!