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Also when dey see the guys dick, thay go wow ur dick is so cute i wanna eat it up!

Meanwhile in their mind wat da heck is dis pls next exit fast""

Guy :  Are you in any relationship or do you ve a boyfrd?

Chic : Not really i ve guys dat like me but ve not made my choice yet.

In those days you hardly find divorce because of arranged marriages (the two parties grow to love each other)

Now that we have a choice to choose check out the problems associated with this so called civilization.

1. Too many late marriages out of confusion
2. Too many divorce cases out of i made the right choice at the beggining but now i dont think so
3. So many children are now wayward for lack of proper parenting by both parents
4. Guy marriages now plenty everywhere
5. Lesbianism is not out of the question
6. Beautiful chics wasting away cos the right guy has not come for them (only if one anty or uncle arrange marriage her to somebody nice )
7. I can name so many but let me allow some of the genius in d house that will oppose and add to y THEMDAYS WAS WAY BETTER!!![b][/b]

you mean dis an old gist?

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I love my Pastor so much

Our life have a meaning cos of the words we receive via him

We give in church not because we r fools but because we are smarter than you think!

God will continue to uphold him and keep him for us IJN.

We are more than conquerors!

the fucking site is in french

please where is your office or shop in naija or lagos plssssssssssss

Pls do we ve such in naija I will like to know!, Anyone with info shld pls contact me!

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if u must do online dating u do facebook, since its easier to trace nd knw d person!
more possible to meet frd of a frd,

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yes there are still lot and lot of decent girls in nigeria, am one and i ve frds dat are decent!!!!

but its still not all about the decency, its about being faithful and true!, dnt be deceived there r girls dat r decent but if dey dnt love u, dey ll cheat on u in marriage on nd off, ,

i wish u d best in ur search for a decent faithful nd God fearing wife, which is more important!

pls do urselve a favour get one who is educated nd refined as u r if not u guys will be veing problems at home!,

Ah in my area light is constant nd like everybody we r scared!

but from wat i heard it means change has truely come to stay!

, But i know all this is for 2011 ticket!, , but who cares who is there as long as there is power, infrastructure in place, nd all basic amenities.

sorry by mini flat do you mean a two bedroom flat or wat?
pls specify wat the apartment look like!

i think you shld post this on 1000carsales.com
that site is strictly for cars and for naija's i guess u will sell it one hand!

Wish i saw dis January!
By Fiancé just got one full option for 1.5m

How much?

Seriously i said you guys shld not get worked up!
wat about the stupid list u guys always right ha!
, yes i buy it so wat.

But its an ugly truth!

Ok my frd gave me this reply , guys pls dont get so worked up abeg!

What naija girls offer in relationship!

1. Pray & fast for the idiotic boyfrd dat does not deserve it
2. Quarrel with her frds and try to defend the Olodo boyfrd.
3. Wrongs us chics a million times and we still 4give them.
4. Calls him plenty times and he sees it as disturbance.
5. Cook.
6. Wash.
7. Carry their wahala for head.
8. Clean his clutter apartment.
9. Organise their life.
10. Nice to their wicked/bitchy mother that doesnt like us.
11. They cheat on us and we 4give them.
12. Their stupid mistress/girlfrd call us names and all that.
13. We forfeit our fathers name and bear their local name.
14. We always give them something to argue about (to increase their olodo IQ)
15. We help them remember thing they 4get even their own birthdays, and even their wicked mothers birthday!
16. Satisfy their unending desire for sex, pretend to enjoy it even when they are like a bag of garri on us!
17. Get pregnant for them and be sick cos we r carrying their child, nd get fat in the proces!
18. Take care of the child and still take care of them with our backs, legs, body paining us!
19. Entertain their excessive and call it being submissive.


My guess if they had 4gotten to put that part of being submissive in the bible am sure by now all the president in the world will be women, cos we perfom better and the men surpress us by telling us to be submissive that thats wat the bible says!

So we r stuck with that slogan anywhere we go '' you ve to be submissive thats the only way ur marriage will work'' , blah blah blah b, t!

, Seriously this is from my frd!

Ganja master or wat do u call urself get over it!

We love our church and our Pastor so wat?

Please get a life!, or perhaps go have sons to keep u busy!

1. Offering for LOVEWORLD
2. Partnership offering
3. Rapsody of reality offering
3. Tithe
4. Normal church offering

All these offering is every sunday collection from members with a special envelop

Please this is not true cos:
1, There is no loveworld offering in christ embassy, there is only normal offering!

2, There is no Rapsody of reality offering rather there is ''PARTNERSHIP'' which means you can decide to partner with Rapsody of reality, Innercity mission, healing school, etc

3, Yes we should pay our tithe and that should not be questioned! ( you cant rob God)

4, Also offering should not be questioned either!


If the poster really participate in serving God, he will realise that, people are being saved daily because we are partnering with various churches to save lifes!

In CEC we give out millions of free copy of rapasody of realities every month, and so many lives have been saved and blessed!

Because of our partnership in healing school, so many people have been healed, and believe me or not it is real!, if you doubt me please attend any healing section and you will see people that are suffering from pains and their last hope is God!,

My first encouter with Christ embassy was sometime ago when i was still in the University and my frds and i did not have any groove to attend that particular friday night and we decided to go for the then atmosphere for miracles program. We got there late as usual (the stadium in Lagos) and we couldnt go in so we were roaming about looking to get a peak of what is happening inside directly, unfortunaly for us we stormed into the area where they kept people that needed healing!, that day was a terrible one for us cos it was like watching an horror movie, seeing people that dont look human, some their legs are like that of elephants, different kind of ailment that i have never seen before in my life!, i will never 4get that day!
My frd and i decided the programme is not ment for us, so we left and it took long for that vision to leave me!,,,my prayer was hope they got their healing!

I feel so blessed being able to partner with healing school and other's cos i know in my small way am making a difference in my world!

Please what difference are you making for the kingdom of God?
If you dont understand the things of God you dont ve any bussiness talking about!
We are all here for a short while make a difference in your little world.

is it still available?

Am looking for an HTC phone dat is not expensive o ( either used or new)

Also i dnt mind Blackberry storm!

thank you

Thanks

Pls post picture of phone

Wat of if you and the guy dont ve sex but sort of kissed a lot

smooched very well and also do every other thing except sex

Is it that bad?

As in being naked together and all that, but no actuall intercorse!

Reason is to wait till marriage to ve the real thingy!

Another one even the guy came several times but not thru intercourse!

Do you guys think he will loose feelings for the chic, or he has gotten his present before the big day!

That i ve to think about myself!

Ok waht if we do it with a recognise shop that does retail bussiness both in London and Nigeria!

As in i will give them the painting and you pay them for it , they will deliver to your door step!


Thank you.

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The market in the painting i dont know!

But it is for sale.

Please i have very Large Paintings for sale in Lagos.

If you are interested pls dnt fail to drop by

Prices are negotiateable

Thank you.

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I ve always wanted a garden wedding, am not thinking of spending obscene money just cos i want to get married! Does anybody have prices of event planners to set up a garden wedding and also it should be at ssattelite or festac town! ,
please if you know any pls give me details my wedding is coming up soon i need options!

The news is not confirmed yet!

But we are no longer in the military era why are we in the dark concerning our president's health?