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toujurs:
Even Student now brags . You think its by opening that your legs, You no be anything. You fit one small boy claiming to be a lady. Because a typical lady, can't even type this shit you typing.

toujurs:
Even Student now brags . You think its by opening that your legs, You no be anything. You fit one small boy claiming to be a lady. Because a typical lady, can't even type this shit you typing.

toujurs:
You are a confirmed introvert. You don't have friends outside this forum. That is why you spend all your life typing nonsense, continue claim what you are not. Broke idiot. You can't even take your self out for a treat, and you feel you can call someone else broke.

toujurs:
You are a confirmed introvert. You don't have friends outside this forum. That is why you spend all your life typing nonsense, continue claim what you are not. Broke idiot. You can't even take your self out for a treat, and you feel you can call someone else broke.

Nicepoker:
Ok miss busta rhymes.

toujurs:
Shut up, you are not different from them, this introvert , As if you even have friends. Ode. See the way you are begging for Facebook friends. Mumu

Nicepoker:
Go grow bress first.

Nicepoker:
I am not a stranger here.

Nicepoker:
You this male man

Nicepoker:
you sounded lost even a 15th century rookie explorer won't be this confused. Holo show.

Nicepoker:
I can't be overwhelmed by sensation of ignorance and doubt. God forbid I check your profile.

Nicepoker:
God forbid.

DatoDatuk:
Yahoo boys "praying" for more blessings at a shrine in Uromi Edo State


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBG2Tr7_CNM

Cultistupdate:
This is what happened.

Nicepoker:
was disgusted by your dirty feet.

Oyindamolah:
Men everywhere, no husbands for the girls

Everywhere you look, you see beautiful ladies languishing. They could have moved on. But our puritanical society hates single mothers and despises unmarried ,
The truth is that there're so many men who're willing to marry but the girls we have today are looking for men who own cars and houses, The price of bride price is high there's no good job around,so the guys just promise them marriage,sleep with them,dump them and run away!

kellylacey:
You want him to commit to you and to marry you (plain and simple) but he seems oblivious of this desire of yours. You have waited hopefully for what seems like an eternity for him to pop the big but increasingly elusive question. You have dreamt about all the possible romantic ways and places that he could propose; you have found your mind wondering and fantasizing about it and you have even discussed it with all your gal pals BUT he seems to have no awareness of the need for a formal commitment to you. The puzzle for you is that he seems too really like you and everything between the two of you is great but he just seems clueless about marriage or commitment. You want him to commit to you and to marry you but you don't know whether he will ever marry you. What are the signs that a guy is never going to marry you?

1. He is completely content with the way things are and he says so. A guy that is never going to marry you will let you know. You will have discussed the possibility of marriage and he will have clearly told you that he does not think that a piece of paper will change the love and commitment that he has towards you. He will vilify marriage and work at convincing you that your relationship is great as it is and that marriage will not add anything to your relationship. The bottom line is that he simply does not want to marry you and you must deal with that fact. If marriage is critical to you then you must be prepared to call his bluff and demonstrate to him how serious this issue is to you by letting him know that if he doesn't marry you within a specific period then you will leave him... and you must be prepared to leave him if you make that ultimatum otherwise you shouldn't make it at all as it will just weaken your position even further and will ensure that he never marries you.

2. He tells you that you are not 'wife' material. A guy that is never going to marry you keeps telling you about the kind of gal he is expected to marry and how you just don't fit the specifications given. He makes it seem like it is other peoples fault. He will tell you that he really likes you BUT his mother or friends or culture or boss or 'whoever it is' expects him to marry a specific type of gal (which you clearly are not) and he just cannot disappoint these people or person. He paints himself as a victim of family or culture or career or whatever it is that he says 'prevents' him from marrying you. He repeatedly lets you know what a great gal you are and how unfair it is for his mother or boss or society or culture or whatever it is to forbid a marriage with you. He may or may not be a victim of powerful forces but clearly he is never going to marry you.

3. He show you that he is in love with another type of woman. A guy that is never going to marry you has settled for you. You are not what he really wants but you are better than nothing. He is with you because he doesn't want to be alone but you are not what he wants for a long term commitment or marriage. He is therefore never going to marry you until he losses all hope of ever getting the kind of gal that he wants. He will hold on to you as a backup plan but he will be extremely reluctant to move the relationship forward into marriage as he will be waiting for 'her'...the one he really desires and wants. Facing the reality that he is waiting for another can be extremely painful but if this is your situation then denial just hurts you and keeps you in a dead relationship with someone who doesn't think you are worthy. Facing reality helps you decide whether to break it off with him so as to give room for the possibility of another man to come into your life or to continue with him and to reduce the expectations you have of him.

4. He lets you know that he has made certain wrong assumptions about you. A guy that is never going to marry you may have certain preconceptions about you. He may believe that you want to do other things with your life instead of marrying him or he may think that you would never marry someone like him or he may not know how important marriage is to you. You need to clearly communicate with him so that he knows exactly what you want from life and from your relationship with him. If you do not make it clear then you will grow increasingly angry and he will go about blissfully ignorant of what it is that you want. Do not assume that he knows that you want him to marry you; be clear and precise and don't hint at it as he may never understand your hints and suggestions. Be clear and forthright!

A guy whose commitment you want but who seems to be on a different commitment channel from you must be faced honestly and candidly. You must take an honest look at your guy and your relationship to understand what it is that is prompting his lack of commitment so that you can deal with it appropriately.

DaBogu:
This our lovely forum filled with fun, quarrels, judgements, laughter, advice, recommendations, hypocrisy, various emotions and so, has it's beautiful side of love not thoroughly harnessed.

With all these our lovely ladies & guys online, has anyone Successfully had a relationship through Nairaland that worked out beautifully?

I need to say so because this is a faceless forum, & establishing love without seeing the person is an "exercise"....

emmyluizzz:
sweet..how far

Michelle70:
Good evening Nairalanmders, I wish to buy Kekenapep and give out as higher purchase.
Buying of the keke is about 1.04m, the truth is I am a bit confused how much the person should pay back in total at the end of the agreement.

How much should I charge him?

Pls this is important to me.

nosleep:
I'm a bachelor living in 2 bedroom apartment. My neighbor room is closed to me. the wall demarcate us. All pvc cilen. We are both bachelors. I'm usually not always at home due to my work. There is one particular black slim girl he normally brings home among all his girlfriends this very slim black girl has the best moaning. Sometimes she scream so loud that I have to masturbate to calm my head. Her moaning isn't forming or just shouting it's different. I have girlfriends but I have not gotten this kind moaning before even all the other girls he brings home don't have this vibes. If I see her with this very slim black girl I will not go anywhere again I won't even want my girlfriend to come over mostly at night so I can enjoy my masterbation in peace. Sometimes they will make love from 1am to 4am she likes smoking weed. They can make love for more than 5 times for the night and I can hear them very clear like they are in my room. I don't know if that particular girl is a runs girl I think I will meet him to know so I can enjoy that moaning she has make me masterbate like Never before. Sometimes man can love a woman for her sex vibes I can't lie I'm falling for that very girl and she's very quiet outside she hardly communicate with us when ever we are together she's bad I swear. Please don't insult me if you hear her you will like her.

nosleep:
I'm a bachelor living in 2 bedroom apartment. My neighbor room is closed to me. the wall demarcate us. All pvc cilen. We are both bachelors. I'm usually not always at home due to my work. There is one particular black slim girl he normally brings home among all his girlfriends this very slim black girl has the best moaning. Sometimes she scream so loud that I have to masturbate to calm my head. Her moaning isn't forming or just shouting it's different. I have girlfriends but I have not gotten this kind moaning before even all the other girls he brings home don't have this vibes. If I see her with this very slim black girl I will not go anywhere again I won't even want my girlfriend to come over mostly at night so I can enjoy my masterbation in peace. Sometimes they will make love from 1am to 4am she likes smoking weed. They can make love for more than 5 times for the night and I can hear them very clear like they are in my room. I don't know if that particular girl is a runs girl I think I will meet him to know so I can enjoy that moaning she has make me masterbate like Never before. Sometimes man can love a woman for her sex vibes I can't lie I'm falling for that very girl and she's very quiet outside she hardly communicate with us when ever we are together she's bad I swear. Please don't insult me if you hear her you will like her.

lasisi69:
Yes... It is what it is... We catch cruise online where we feel comfortable and free... Share your opinions please

Iamdbull:
So I was thinking of how to get funds to push my rapidly burgeoning music career. So I thought of taking a loan but I have no single collateral.


Then a big idea came into my head why not use my multi-million dollar song "Never Lived" which you can listen to here https://audiomack.com/dbullofficial/song/never-lived to obtain a loan,

Atleast judging by the quality of the song I should be able to get 200m and then the bank will collect the billions it will generate from streams, so they will deduct their loan and interest and give me the rest!

Ah if I die na sense kill me

Kollins11:
God P.A, holier than thou and Hypocrites. Please avoid this thread like a plague.

I'm JJC in Lagos. I reallocated to Lagos because of my job. I'm an introvert. I stay around Abule-Egba and iyana-ipaja axis.

My weekend has been so boring since I moved to Lagos. Thank God for football. Guys una know say body no be firewood. Abeg, who Sabi any ashawo house or olosho joint around this area.

Please Help a nairalander.

Manuel43:
Hmm?

Mine is B�

Kuginzi:
By John Owen Nwachukwu

Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State has told his Edo State counterpart, Godwin Obaseki that they are not in the same class.

Obaseki, while reacting to a scathing attack launched against his Deputy, Phillip Shaibu by Governor Wike, had slammed the Rivers Governor, describing him as a bully.

Obaseki had complained that members of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP who defected from the All Progressives Congress, APC in Edo were not happy and do not feel accepted into the new party.

Obaseki, in a statement on Monday also noted that Nigeria needed strong democratic institutions and not strong men, adding that the main opposition party needs to position itself to reclaim power in 2023.

But Wike, in his reaction, said the Edo State Governor was only ranting, saying governance was about feeling and touching, and not a memorandum of understanding.

Wike said Obaseki should not come close to him in terms of achievements, disclosing that while in Edo State for the 2020 governorship election, he did not take his bath for three days, for reasons he did not explain.

Wike highlighted his contribution to the efforts that led to Obaseki’s re-election, having served as the Director-General (DG) of his campaign organisation in 2020.

Let me clearly say without any apology to anybody that one of the problems in this country is leadership – people who cannot stand firm and say: this is white; this is black at all times,” the Rivers governor said.

“I am not in the class of Obaseki, never! We are not the same, we can’t be the same. I was the DG of his campaign, I went there (to Edo) for three days. I stayed there without having my bath. I have never seen somebody like that in my life – a serial betrayer.

Let me tell you Obaseki, I know your cohorts and I will smoke all of you out. This is not the Benin artefact that you were challenging the Oba (of Benin), this is politics. Obaseki, I have more stake in PDP than you. I have fought for this party, mention one thing that you have done for the PDP.,” Wike said while addressing a crowd at the commissioning of a secondary school in Rivers State on Monday.

Manuel43:
What has a leg chain got to do with the job, was the question... Now the answer is... What is the work of the leg chain on the leg...

I have come to a conclusion that many people don't have any tangible reasons as to why they do some certain things in this life, because u see other people do it, u too just want to do it... And empty skull headed girl, would see it as normal and something accepted by the general public...

Am happy she did not get the Job... Cause her appearance has already showed she's irresponsible...

Preshieben:
Omoh...
I know I'm not supposed to be worried but I have to

Whenever a guy approaches me,no matter how nice and lovely he looks,
All I think is,he just wants to explore my pussie and move on..and gbamm I'll just ghost him and this goes on with every guy I meet.

I've had failed relationships, infact the last one ended when I discovered my ex bf was cheating on me with my cousin that I'm four years older than and I'm sure that I've moved on completely but I don't seem to trust any guy any longer

The way I reject men who approach me cos all I think is "he only wants to fvck you, nothing else" is sooo alarming, and I fear if I continue like this,I may not marry

How do I change this mentality?
How do I change my mindset about men abeg?

HenryDion:
I believe the secret is working out, eating right, having enough sleep, surrounding yourself with positivity, and loving yourself.

I see guys claim they don't give a damn about hitting the gym, that all they care about is making money.

F&ck it!

Working out wouldn't stop you from making money. Don't use that as an excuse. If anything, the clarity of mind after a workout will give you the confidence.

I'm a testimony.

Take your health very seriously. Work out, eat right, have enough sleep.

Your future self will thank you.

Health is wealth.

You're free to crush tho

PS: NL males who are easily intimidated or prone to envy, you're free to leave your comment

iLegendd:
I was reading a post online, I think it's Linda Ikeji's blog and in the comment section, someone said and I quote, "Where the Devil can’t get to, he sends a woman to do the work."

Ladies, is it true?