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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments by sandy8002(f): 5:51pm On Nov 18, 2016
Purging is not a joking sturvs.

It just made me remember d most embarrassing moment of my life. It was during NYSC camp, we were to go for endurance trek after I don chop rice and beans for mammy market early that morning. I was still okay for the first part of our trek but in our way back I just noticed some rumbling and discomfort in my tummy.

I shrugged it off till I couldn't ignore it anymore and had to flag down an okada man to quickly take me back to d camp. Omo I was sweating profusely and felt every gallop and pothole we ran into. When I got back to camp I went to the room I was put in, took off my trousers and and tied my towel as a wrapper beneath my t-shirt. I got to the bathroom and the stalks were all occupied see the battle I had to hold the poo from coming out. I unfortunately lost the battle and pooed right there on myself in my panties in front of the toilet stall (abi na shalanga) when d occupant came out she had to pity me and fetch a bucket of water for me to clean up with and got fresh clothes for me to change to. Meeen it's a day I would rather forget.
Hahahahahahaha

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Jokes Etc / Share Your Toilet Moments (read Patoranking Funny Toilet Moment Inside) by sandy8002(f): 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2016
Share your own embarrassing toilet moments after you have read Patoranking's funny toilet moment.

Let us laugh

I will share mine soon. Thanks

Jokes Etc / Stories by sandy8002(f): 10:15am On Jun 14, 2016
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Jokes Etc / Photo(funny): by sandy8002(f): 5:57pm On Sep 29, 2015
Share your embarrassing stories - Keep this thread going.
Jokes Etc / Story by sandy8002(f): 12:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
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Jokes Etc / OK by sandy8002(f): 4:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
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