delugadou:


God bless u too my brotha.
No big deal. Just go to one of ur toasters too & let her disvirgin u.

even dou am in a sad mood,,,u reli make me smile,,,,,,,,sum pple funny sha

SeverusSnape:
Sorry, your grammar though...

oga no mind me,,,,I no d grammer 4 school

Pls guys I need serious advice....dere is dis girl av been dating for 4 yrs +,,,,,,wen I wanted to make love to her she said she is not ready for sex dat she is a virgin,,,,,I respected her wish and I was day dreaming to b d guy to disvirgined her on our wedding day............ Sum neigbourhood guys said she is a wayward girl dat she's just pretending,,,,,I told dem dat she is faithful.....(Had I know)................... B4 I know it news got to me dat she's datin my frend,,,,I still dn't bliv it.....but shit apens last year december,,,,,I kollected her fone to check news here on nairaland,a message popped in,,,,it apens to b my frend dat I was told she was datin her,,,,,,so I started readin dere conversation and I was so amazed,,,,,dey were reli datin,,,,,,,I cudn't hold my self so I kalled her names in public,,,,,,@ d end of d day I was d one dat still begged her even dou I caught her red handed,,,,,,#fast forward to 2day........she told me she has a confession and I said am all ears,,,,,she said bkos I kalled her names she was frustrated,so she went to one of her toasters who disvirgined her,,and she said d guy wants dem to get engaged,,,,she was capitalizin on d fact dat I called her names,,,,now she is askin 4 forgiveness. .....am so hurt ................. Pls I need urgent advice,,,,God bless u.....

Wot?

I have notin to say,,,,,but wait ooo,,,,is d guy high on weed or wot??

Politics is a dirty game........no permanent friend......no permanent enemy,,,,,,,,I hate politics....

Make I park my car 4 here......

Redoil:
Are the parent member of of APC

guy get brain na,,,,we are talking abt a little girl here,,,,,,who cares wich party u belong todidirin agba,,,,,swerve joor.......

Is d madam owk @ all?

Not 4 Sale........

Owk...........

RIP

Bad road hmmmmm..........

Am so so tired of bad news,,,,,,,,,oluwa wa gbakoso orile ede nigeria,,,,,,,lord come and take absolute control of dis our country and deliver us 4rm all dis blood suckin demons be it physically or spritually.......in Jesus name I pray.......

Am so so tired of bad news,,,,,,,,,oluwa wa gbakoso orile ede nigeria,,,,,,,lord come and take absolute control of dis our country and deliver us 4rm all dis blood suckin demons be it physically or spritually.......in Jesus name I pray.....

May her soul rest in peace..............

If u know wot I know u go like me oooooo......

If na yoruba land una go don dey shout,,,,I won't say more dan dat......

And u tellin me dbanj is irrelevant rit?see as pple dey feel em swag

Baba God bless my hustle,,,,,,,,,owo nikoko....

When dere is life dere is hope,,,,lord u ar wondaful.....

UnknownT:
Added to her CV! House of Reps Primaries attempted

some pple funny sha......guy wetin carry ur brain go dat side

K

Preshochyx:


wat is dis one saying?

kimpo kintu kinimonjaro

So bkos dbanj don do ewa na beans ooo u self won do ur own abi don jazzy?y u no invite dbanj 4 d song abi na competition?

DickDastardly:
Silence is consent!
Oga D'bang, thats not the smartest reply. If you aint broke as speculated simply say so.
Btw, nobody gives a hute if its true or not, afterall na your wahala like you insinuated in your response.
#dusts shoulder

guy u no see were he talk say na false rumor?always lookin 4 opportunity to type poo.

rahazaqa:
Hey,must you be tribal? and even if dbanj owes, what has that got to do with your mumu life? has your fada ever taken selfie with the king of your village let alone Bill gate? you better go and find a job.

u dey mind am??so much hatred on this thread

belzabull:
sshhhhhh

mumuni

belzabull:
where are the yeriba dunces who kept shouting dbanj is the next big thing after Steve jobs apple? you think its by crawling on the floor begging for selfies and photgraphs with Barak obama, Bill Gates, richard Branson, Warren Buffet Carlos Slim etc? These are white men who dont see any biggie posing for a snapshot with even destitutes.

This is what you hjave when you keep over-hyping yourself, feeling high and big under suck-away level. Now the mofo is owing debts left, right and center. Very soon he will become bankrupt like David James and run to nairaland looking for contribution

My yeriba brothers be like "even Dangote dey owe debt"....yeye dey smell

guy grow up na,must u make evrytin tribal?

Soso990240:
Depends on d Level of his dept.And don't forget,such assets depreciate,they don't appreciate.

true talk bro buh he has oda businesses dat fetches him more money.......

Soso990240:
Dangote owe dept and has Factories and Assets.Dbanj has only Houses and Cars.so,wats d way forward?

so houses and cars ain't assets?