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delectablegyal:
Delectablegyal is here for you. share your secrets.

wordbank:
Sometimes judges behave like junkies, especially on female related cases. As much as women has sworn your downfall, judges will definitely dig their pit in between their legs.
A lot of innocent men have been penalized over consented affairs, but for the fact that he is an alpha, pussy judges will sway just to hit the simp way.

Na that hammer go kill dem nonetheless I don't support rape or any sort of abuse

delectablegyal:
The future is female.

Check my dp.

Check my confessions thread and make a confession.

“O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Nigerians react to a hilarious church poster

A church, Hammers Missionary Church has gone has trended after its hilarious poster was spotted online.

This is not the first time Hammers Missionary Church has trended.

Recall that the Hammers Missionary Church trended late last year after its poster with the theme: “Oh Lord! END MY SARS & OPEN MY WAREHOUSE OF PALLIATIVES” went viral.
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It seems the church is not stopping anytime soon with hilarious titles of its programmes as its current programme’ title has left Nigerians with a crack on their ribs.

The church is organising a 3-day programme which is expected to hold from the 10th to 12th of October, 2021.

The church poster reads:

“Titled: O! Lord Cubana Me And Make Me SIT AT HOME”

The church also listed what participants should expect when attending the programme.

“Expectations;
NOBODY GO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE AT BIG BROTHER’S HOUSE

HERDSMEN NO GO NEAR OUR FARM LAND

GOD NO GO SHAME US

YOUR SMALL DOT GO OVERCOME THEIR BIG CIRCLE

NO 2FACE HUSBAND

No KPOKPOKITI GO TONTO UR DIKE

NO V.A.R GO STOP UR GOAL”

Reacting to the church’s poster, some Nigerians wrote;

obi_cubana: Omo!

ugezujugezu: The joke is getting so uncoordinated

freddieleonard: Ok. I just had to Laugh���������

30bgnurse: The NIGERIAN churches like ALREADY MADE WITHOUT PHYSICAL WORK! Ppl wey go go heaven for 9ja no go pass 5!

elitebusiness_hub: I think this is a comedy show

mike_obiorah: Ndi Ala every where spoiling the name of God and church

wallstreetnews:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al5PZI8KxWE



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MrCover:
Update From . COM

Friends and family members have been thrown into mourning following the death of a young woman five weeks to her wedding in Adamawa state, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Deceased identified as Alice Liman and her fiancé, Kadama Birgamus were set to tie the knot in Yola South Local Government Area on October 30th, 2021.

Details about her death are still sketchy to As The Time of Filing This Report, but it was gathered that she died few hours ago after a brief illnes.

One Samuel Mombol, who had earlier shared the wedding invite saying that the union "shall end in praise" took to Facebook on Sunday, September 26, to announce the sad development As Obtained By .

"Though it's sad on our own way to have lost our bride to be, yet we judged God faithful over everything. We pray for solace to her family and our brother Mr Kadams Birgamus. It is well" he wrote.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

CitynewsNG:
Pastor Paul Enenche of Dunnamis International Gospel Center Abuja has advised Commedians to avoid using lies to crack Jokes rather, they should use genuine life stories that are funny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhyqyvWPGQk

The Abuja based pastor revealed in his church sermon that God doesn't understand Joke but sees it as lies.

What do you think about this guys?

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CUR1IqbABXG/?utm_medium=copy_link

Bodmum:
They don't even allow thix thing to wear bra

Bola146:
Again Even women

Alexxxxadrewv:
‘My Life Is Getting Too Expensive’ – Tonto Dikeh Says After Her Son Damaged Her 2 Mac Laptops, 4 iPhones & 2 Smart TVs


Popular Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh expresses frustration as her son, King, destroys smartphones devices worth millions of naira.

According to the mother of one who is currently in the middle of drama with ex-lover and ex-friend, her son broke the screen of her Samsung Zfold estimated to be worth N600K, and another tablet worth hundreds of thousands.



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truthsayer009:
To be sincere, you are just an idiot with all these type of news you report.

Basically it means that women are commodities, I mean isn't that the reason why we have Polygamy for rich men who can afford more women?

Keyword is afford, if pregnancy is $5000, so it means i should be able to pay any woman and have any amount of kids.

I mean I would even prefer this type of arrangement, it means a man doesn't have to be committed to any woman. Someone like davido can afford 50 kids because $5000 is chicken change to them.

Honestly I don't how you found this forum because you don't have sense.

Mariangeles:
You tell me.
Since you think females should be paid for being females.

By the way, who should pay the females? Other females? ‘Cause you know The future is female.

Mariangeles:
All humans should kuku be paid for existing.

Allegory:
You sound like a man?

iLegendd:
When you're a boss, you won't chat with everyone. You have people handling that.

In this case, all he needs is to listen to her music, which he did and liked it to an extent, and see her face — which he hasn't and wants to.

Just to see her face, he has become a womanizer to some people. In the entertainment industry, talent sells, but a pretty face with talent and good promo sell more.

Yes, he likes her song 60% because it's R&B and it won't sell that much over here, but if he had seen how beautiful she is, he would've considered. Beauty is a gift for poor people to get around life without much suffering.

Do you know beauty has saved a lot of people from poverty just the same way talent has?

The beauty would've made up for the missing 40% in the appeal of her genre in Africa.

Trust me, I love listening to a beautiful girl with a great voice over an ugly girl with a great voice.

If we are to be honest with ourselves, good-looking people with talents are more appealing to watch on screen.

Most girls will prefer to watch Kiss Daniel sing for them over Duncan Mighty even though Duncan has a better voice and more talents.

It is what it is.

Note: In the entertainment world, beauty is a good bonus to talent, but in science, beauty is not needed — only talent is.