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ProfessorD: i boiled half pot of water added every ingredient the same time closed pot and then brought it down after a few mins

confirmed cook!


U deserve an award

First tym I cooked I was 13 ..I was asked to prepare jollof rice for my sick cousin....jst one cup of rice I put 2 jugs of water


D rice turned out to be pap(akamu)

cooljoe: wat r d smileys for

am i mysterious?

Jregz: you've got mail tho..........erry one talking sarimah in here *flies out*

*flies with him*

Unibenstudent: Ok that answers the second question,thanks though, but what about the question about why u tore my imaginary pop corn bag

*gives him a ghana must go bag* u can pick ur popcorn nd put it in dis bag

Dreyl: i sent u Pm reply ur mail

no

cooljoe: Sarimah, sarimah, an enigma rapped up in a puzzle

Danhumprey: Do it right away!


Let me know the time and place we could meet,that's if you will be in school today.

i wont be in skuk 2day

Unibenstudent: *runs faster than ulsen bolt and catches up to her* and asks questions like
1)why did u tear my pop corn bag
2)why havent u followed me back

i just did

So swt... HML in advance..

Danhumprey: Via mail? When? I haven't got anything. You might want to resend it again.

aiite i will

Unibenstudent: *pop corn bag tears thus emptying the contents to the ground and hot tears drops from unibenstudent eyes*

*picks race*

jimmy4x: I came to see my uncle buh I'll be going back tomorrow sha

oh ok

Danhumprey: You haven't done what I requested you to do. Why?


Btw,can we meet at school any of these days?

i did...i sent it via mail.....yea we can!

Unibenstudent: *silently follows conversation/*grabs a bag of pop corn*like Michael Jackson did in thriller video

*drags d pop corn frm him wit a straight face* there is no conversation to follow!

jimmy4x: Honestly, I dey serious, na y I dey message you for whatsapp na buh u never reply

wah u doing in my skul?

Unibenstudent: Kindly follow back

ok

dadoctore: Sarimah ure cute n dat body u got?! musto ff asap

tanx

Dreyl: it's only u i have oh the others re fake

taah!

Danhumprey: Hey! We need to talk!

hmmmm ok

jimmy4x: I dey ur school o

u can lie ehn

Jregz: You didn't reply ,I'ma send another

i did..since last nyt..guess its ntwrk

Jregz: same here,missed ya too...........Nice to know you back,So,what did I miss ?

Hope we no dey derail ? i don't trust 'em mods

we r derailing ....PM!

Unibenstudent: Ok ,so grateful to be employed, byebye to singleness. so what roles would i playing in this company called sarimah ventures

byebye to singleness keh? U are being employed as my crush not my husby

Dreyl: my swt potato sarimah,i haven't seen ur PM,emptyhen is fvcking slow rite here,hp u re fyn?

how many girls only you? !!

Unibenstudent: Cv {b.sc in Harvard studied banking m.sc in romance ,p.hd in cooking?

p.hd in cooking? Jeeez! u're automatically employed! U can start work immediately

Jregz: I find it sometimes hard to Recognize one through photos, not that one portion of my brain is blank ... just that I sincerely just don't like photos, they aren't much interesting to me,weird ?

so what's been Good ? Thought was never gon see my sarimah again... Lol

Lol...everytin 9ce...its been a while u knw..missed ya!

Unibenstudent: Ok, i willl apply to Mr whoever now, where and how do i meet the Mr

lol....anyhow..anywhere

jimmy4x: Lolz...u dey come meet me for house :\

which house?

Jregz: real sarimah or Nah ?

I'm actually bad with pictures

Lol...real sarimah hun! Wat do u mean bad wit pictures?

cooljoe: @sarimah, dats so cold.

hehehehe....nyc dp

Unibenstudent: I have applied to myself

u cnt apply 2 urself