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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Life Teaching You Right Now? by SarutobiEky(m): 2:00pm On Sep 18
Your health is everything regardless of your position financial wise at the moment.

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Romance / Re: Memento Mori Is Liberating And At The Same Time Depressing by SarutobiEky(m): 10:03am On Sep 18
pansophist:
I've written about this subject before.

I use to have the wallpaper on my laptop screen, and each week, a box was ticked off, giving a general overview of how many years more I'll live, within the space of 100 years.

It can help with procrastination, and also to make you value each day and realise that time is all you have.
Hi pansophist. I am about venturing into ghost writing. And I am in need of a mentor. Could you please be mine? I don't mind how much time you can give me. Just need that extra push to get better. I have never written before now. But I need to turn .g life around. Please
Romance / Re: Help Me With Directions. by SarutobiEky(m): 8:07am On Sep 18
Itooweak4una:
Use lara.ng to fing any direction to anywhere in lagos
Thank you very much.
Romance / Re: Help Me With Directions. by SarutobiEky(m): 8:06am On Sep 18
uchenageme:
Get to mile 2 from Ajegunle, then take a bus to Cele or Oshodi, you will get a bus going to Ikotun from Cele bus stop or from Oshodi.
thank you plenty
Romance / Re: Help Me With Directions. by SarutobiEky(m): 8:06am On Sep 18
Candidlady:
First get a bus from ajegunle apapa tell the driver you are going to ikotun......
Thank you
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Relocation Issues by SarutobiEky(m): 6:39am On Sep 18
Salishabib:
Hello all 2018 CM. Let's meet and share our NYSC relocation problems, headache, and experience to help others learn, and as well solve each others problems.
Bro were you able to resolve it back then? Thanks
Education / NYSC Relocation Issues: Help Me Please! by SarutobiEky(m): 6:00am On Sep 18
Good morning house.

I brought this issue here because I already sought advice from some of my peers but I'm not convinced.

My sister just finished camping in Enugu and on the 3rd of September applied for relocation to Oyo state for her PPA. So according to her she was supposed to have received approval yesterday. But it's been more than 18hours yet no show. It still displays "processing".

For the sake of context, the reason she gave was because of health reasons, which is true. She also submitted a medical report.

We are confused as to why this is still not going.
Please help . She's back in Lagos. A colleague if hers who remained in camp (Enugu)and also did the same thing cancelled hers and went to collect her PPA letter there in Enugu. This has only increased her apprehension.

CC Nlfpmod

Please take this to the front page I need your help with this.

Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 7:53pm On Sep 16
Forkthiefnubu:

Tribalism and vested interest have been identified as the biggest impediment to the development of Nigeria, I mean African intellectuals came to that conclusion in the past 8 yrs
it's really frustrating to say the least.
Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:35pm On Sep 16
correctyourself:


Ok, A/C 3592828976
Bank: Renmoney MFB
Damu Monday

Thanks while waiting
shishi the moomoo no go fit send. He's an empty barrel. If you even see this one in real life, na you go pity for him likes.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:33pm On Sep 16
LordviccoDaGuru:


like ur community chief. Tell me what have you achieve in Life so far?

Have u build 2 story buildings in your father's house??
it's storeyed you fool!
Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:31pm On Sep 16
Forkthiefnubu:

Frugal lol frugal indeed
So many dumb asses in Nigeria. And you wonder why it's a shit hole. Even graduates, scholars aren't left out of this mess. See as that slowpoke dey defend rubbish with all him might. Are you sure most of us are all right??

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:30pm On Sep 16
LordviccoDaGuru:


Obi supporter is wailing. Have u eaten today? Send me your account details lemme surprise you with money to buy food, I just received my monthly Stipend Today
if e sure for you , upload your real pics and say these things. You guys are quick to say rubbish cause it's a faceless forum.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:29pm On Sep 16
LordviccoDaGuru:


Buhari has landed properties in UK even before he became president. Go and check history
since when? You're just a mindless slowpoke. No worry hand go soon touch you and yours. Foolish thing.

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Former President Buhari In The UK by SarutobiEky(m): 4:28pm On Sep 16
LordviccoDaGuru:


How's that your business?
who is this emphatic slowpoke licking the ass of buhari as if he's his personal lap dog? Mr Ogbeni are you sure you're not sick in the head?

How much are they paying you to defend these polithiefcians?

I pray Nigeria doesn't happen to you soon before you finally have some sense.

Foolish thing that will be discarded real quickly.

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Romance / Re: Lady Carries "I'm Sorry Eddie I Will Never Cheat Again" Placard by SarutobiEky(m): 10:44am On Sep 11
EreluRoz:
Comments from weak men but they will be forming redpill later. Redpill is deceitful and evil and that's on period.

Modern men are just after money and not minding the source.
will you keep kwayet! Always typing offpoint.
Romance / Re: Lady Carries "I'm Sorry Eddie I Will Never Cheat Again" Placard by SarutobiEky(m): 10:36am On Sep 11
Bliztzer:

grin grin grin

Olosho continua
angry angry e no concern me.
Romance / Re: Lady Carries "I'm Sorry Eddie I Will Never Cheat Again" Placard by SarutobiEky(m): 8:23am On Sep 11
Henry2405:
Me: I’ll, because the next apology might come with a car
sharply. I no go even reason am twice.

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Romance / Re: Is It OK To Be Angry Because My GF Refused To Give Me The N15k She Promised Me? by SarutobiEky(m): 5:09pm On Sep 10
Candidlady:


Broke entitled wailer spotted

Cry me a river 😭
This candid ode still dey breathe?
Romance / Re: People On The Internet Are Doodling On Snake Pics And The Results Are Hilarious by SarutobiEky(m): 4:04am On Sep 10
tiffanyfan:





You can say that again
Hello 👋
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Still Intimidated By Strong, Opinionated Women? by SarutobiEky(m): 3:54am On Sep 09
"Strong opinionated" Lmao. This one thinks the world revolves around her.

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Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 11:37am On Sep 07
AjegunleBoy:

by December it will be #1m..
dey wait till next year

ur mind go dey!

cool
bros I go buy am

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Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 9:37am On Sep 07
Smilleydr:
and make sure you come back and give testimony here on 07/09/2025
sure will let me screen shot this. 🙏
Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 9:37am On Sep 07
Starboytwo:
it's not cheap at all, when I bought last year August, I got it 230k.
230 Omo. That's like twice the original amount
Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 6:48am On Sep 07
mmadu4:



amen my brother wishing you all the best...
thanks. 🙏 You too man.
Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 6:39am On Sep 07
mmadu4:

God will see you through my brother. they want to kill us in nIgeria but oluwa will take control
amen bros. I know I'll get one latest next year. I need hustle hard. God will open a way. I would love a black one. I speak it into life by this time next year, I should have owned one. Amen.
Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 6:30am On Sep 07
mmadu4:


this bike is around 400k or more... though not everyone can afford it but its the best option for moving around now. police doesnt disturb when they see you on it. very low consumption
400k for this one? It's cheap o. I have been dreaming of owning something like this since last year. God go help me.

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Romance / Re: Guys Get Your Self A Scooter It Will Help You . by SarutobiEky(m): 5:54am On Sep 07
mmadu4:
get your self one of this . and save money on fuel it will help you to do your runs and go to work. 1 liter of fuel can take u around the whole entire day.
I like this. How much does it cost?
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile, Poco Lee And Others At Yhemo Lee Wedding (Video, Picture) by SarutobiEky(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06
EreluRoz:
Groom is ugly , bride is beautiful.

How I so much dislike all these guys with earrings and nose rings ehn
shut up. Na your type dey fall for fxck boys pass.
Crime / Re: How Adeleye Ayomide Murdered Idowu Christianah & Buried Her by SarutobiEky(m): 12:27pm On Sep 05
Funny enough there are a ton of supposed nice and upright dudes in the late girl's dm trying to get her attention.


Funny enough, in the midst of the comments on this thread are those of potential psychopaths- only they haven't discovered their talent yet.

Funny enough dude's first kill might have been an accident. Second and third kills became routine.

The justice system should be scrapped. It's time for humanity to go back to practicing the Mosaic law - "an eye for an eye, and a tooth for tooth"

RIP to the dead.

I wish I could say a similar news won't grace the front pages again, but I'd be delusional. The present generation of females, contentment is very very far from them. How many girls have been killed this way again in the past few years?

Let that sink in.

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Romance / Re: How To Spend Less Money by SarutobiEky(m): 11:39am On Sep 05
IAmHim1:
That's good. smiley

I included a link to buttress my point in the post


Please feel free to check my threads. I have over a hundred and there are 10s dedicated to health

This is the latest I'm about to release...just a sneak peak

Germs don't cause disease

"Yes you read right
People believing germs cause disease is like you believing mosquito cause still waters

No! mosquitos go to still waters

MOSQUITO DONT CAUSE STILL WATERS

Now apply that to germs
If germs caused diseases and germs is everywhere, THEN EVERYONE WILL BE SICK EVERYDAY!!!!.

Dettol would make money off selling cream and hazmat suits!!" grin

Thanks I appreciate. I will digest these in my free time.
Romance / Re: How To Spend Less Money by SarutobiEky(m): 6:40am On Sep 05
IAmHim1:
Understanding that balanced diet is a scam

Most of the food you use your hard earned money to buy brings sickeness to you resulting in you needing to look for more money to treat yourself

Vegetable oil ruins your health
Powdered milk is stripped of the bacteria that digest milk...that's why science came up with terms like lactose intolerance

It's all diet
Acid + Alkaline= neutral
All protein food= acidic

All Carbohydrate= alkaline

Protein+ carb= neutral

This is what hospitals and doctors never ever tell people

A patient cured is a customer lost
think of alll carbohydrates you have eaten

Now think of all the protein eaten... groundnut, beans, egg, milk (more on this later)

Now imagine how you wrongly combined them...that's the root of all toxins in the body: food that the body doesn't properly digest

Your undigested protein putrefies while your undigested carbohydrates ferments

That toxins circulates around your body and your blood picks it up

This is the cause of ALL SICKNESS YOU CAN EVER THINK OF: toxins in the body

Now you know why girls have menstrual cramps.. now you know why Rich men have pot bellies including girls...

How did they enter there?
Now you know how

https://www.nairaland.com/8172189/why-shouldnt-drink-garri-sugar
bros I'd like to learn about this in details. How do I go about it? Sorry for disturbing.

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