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I want to assure everybody if the list comes out next week, I'll trek from Abuja to Laser(PH lagos).

untildotcom:
Now that the budget has been passed who know how long it will take for the funds to be disbursed? We need to get busy with our brains...

Perhaps 22nd century! Ask me why?

charleslifted:
Just Wana knw if it was Dbanj or Don jazzy Dat sang d song wit the title FINALLY... Make Una no vex abeg... @saryae... So u still wan go d training? @ yamen1...u still dey follow this thread... Hahahaha

Is this your question 2016 JAMB or yet to be...!
Well if 2016, already answered, and again yes,yes, yes,yes, yes!

Waiting for text (sms) or mail.


Open up my guy,don't understand Ur finally....

Am not surprise

Action they say speaks louder than voice, wen I see myself in Laser I'll agree to your words ; for now story for the gods!

Una too sleep jor,even wen is morning! Stay awake, sleep no more cos u don't know wen ptdf shall call

Hmmmmmm! I heard, this week the budget will undergo pipeline

Untildotcom, help me sama that minister heavy knock

Story! Was the application done before the budget or after the budget!

Baba answer us this week!!!!

People on this thread help me sing this:
Una dey catch cold.. eyaaa eee..
Ptdf applicants dey catch cold eyaaaa... eee.
Mak una run run run very fast...go go go d office...call call call ptdf, ask them say wetin dem dem dem kip us as if we're useless?
Eyaaa eee...

Lol! Nobi something
@harleslifted, hope still dey?

House, I just got news now that ptdf is looking for who can trek from Abuja to Laser to submit our list for the training. Any volunteer?? the person name shall be the first in the list. Treat Urgent please.

charleslifted:
Some people Don dey go spiritual with PTDF matter ooo.. Sote him dey dream put.. I hope say u no dey sleep talk Sha.. Cos NA slap u go chop if u dey my side.. I just pray say d training go dey fun pass my IT for NPDC Dat year.. Make I watch Chelsea jhur

spiritual ke slap ni..! O gaao

untildotcom:
Hahahaha... Kai, this boy don finish me

Now go back to that dream and make sure I get 100/100 I don't know how you'll do it but that should be my score

Infact no worry sef, come back, take this malaria tablet na malaria dream

Eh... Now if you dream @untildotcom go get 100/100

Your score na -0.00009% you dey owe laser and PTDF marks

Abi no be so?

This guy no kill me wt laughter here!
No malaria sha cos my body na anti-malaria
As for my score, try again....

Yawaaaa! @untildotcom I salute u.
But u reminded me of my dream last night. I saw all of us in Laser struggling for survival in oil & gas things. Seriously I saw myself flexing a laptop with 2 terabite hard disk given to only me by laser. Fortunately cos of the laptop I was asked to be marking all tests, assignments and weekly report.
Guess what I saw while marking...!

Charleslifted got 50/100, Abrahamtaylour narrowly escaped by getting 49.5/100 others got b/w 45 to 39/100 while my guy of all people Untildotcom arranged 5/100 only..
walaayi I no fit laugh..
I remarked his work and he got 4.5/100...
I say na lie my guy pass 5% na but wen our instructor remarked by himself, Untildotcom got....1/2%... .i say maybe na from village d mata come from

Can somebody guess my score??

Please, can someone post the link of the registration. I missed the last program and would like to partake in this one

untildotcom:
I been know say when this guy show na wahala oo...

I been don run comot thread since...

Una head no correct. Una no well! Dey yab me

Let me clear my throat...uhm...
So u guys want to know my vila abi, ask Google! It'll tell u my vila has nothing to do wt old fashioned ways of things. We do things wt 21st century method.
2nd, by now you shud know my guy nobi mumu na as most of u think. Someone who used binoculars, stethoscope and microscope. Haba, na only him be first mumu who doesn't know what IT is all about!

@charleslifted, ask that ptdf guy to check if d mail didn't bounce back, better still resend

Na 4 Laser oo, the guy sef was even asking if ptdf sent the form by air, land,water or by dream? That they were aware of the training since 1914 during the time of Lord Lugard but for now no idea. He only said that if the training is to take place, una go flex based on package...No ask me what package!

I swear my guy Don find ptdf form tire for laser and saw only but nothing! He has used microscope, stethoscope , and binoculars - nothing was seen. Only the prof table remains now,if is not there after checking tomorrow , all of us we re-apply

Number 1: HSE
2: petrel 2D & 3D
For more visit laser-ng.com and download course content/program
But I will advise you to pray instead of searching course outline. You need to 40 days and 40 nights dry-fasting for Baba to answer us!