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otokx:
Good morning, Unique people.

Good morning Comrade

Donpre:
THE LIST IS OUT OOOO!!!!

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DrUche3:
Steph, thank you too!

Uwc bro

otokx:
That was what we offered him and he was doing shakara, Congrats to him.

His determination to be a doc is really strong...

DrUche3...I think Pharmacy ain't bad pls accept it. Congrats tho..

Drguzzykola:
hmm, nodding head 4 dis,thumb up ~sir jargo ..............sassysteph( whatup, been a while,wat ur whatsapp no@ let start ours there

Reply my mail

Drguzzykola:
hmm, nodding head 4 dis,thumb up ~sir jargo ..............sassysteph( whatup, been a while,wat ur whatsapp no@ let start ours there

Am kul bro...I'll send it to ur mailbox

Say no to tribalism

Abeg make I park here. following

yun9Neph:
Tnx Sis...... itz all God...

Uwc

dearpiriye:
Tanks a lot...see u at clearance

Uwc.. Aiit

yun9Neph:
congrats Sis. I couldn't sleep well. I'll call you lara today.......

Congrats bro...

dearpiriye:
Congrats dear...i got in too .will call later in the day.

Congrats

otokx:
At this juncture, we will have to observe some days of silence in other to enable the comrade recover from ill health.

Sorry..Get well soon Sir. . .

Preciousorigho:
Pls,am new here my name is Precious and am a Uniport M.B.B.S aspirant.

Welcome

Emu4u2c:
Help evri1....i really need your help....i want to register for d school of basic but I have been having problems registerin....i entered d website but there seem to b no directives on how to register unlike d post ume where u re directed step by step....nd I want to knw wen d form quld xpire....i wrote dx year post ume but am tryin to buy d basic for shuld incase....pls sum1 dat has registered put me through....or a kind Samaritan help me check out d website nd put me tru

Go to the cafe. Application deadline-6th of Oct...

ladyF:
Awnnn...happy married life to them.

I don put my pishure....lol check my profile for details

Simitrendy

Unsad:
I've been saying "Badoo" even before Olamide started his career.

The post doesn't say they were the 1st to use'em..

Terry G – Akpako

Meaning anything that can be used to hit someone, it also
relatively means to tell a huge lie. [Nack Apako].


Olamide – Baddo
Baddo means someone who is extremely good at doing
good/bad things. Olamide refers to himself as Baddo.


Olamide – Sneh
Olamide introduced this slang in his song titled ‘Lagos
Boys’.
Sneh is an unusual word not found in the regular parlance
of most Nigerians. To stop people scratching their heads
over its meaning, Olamide explained.


D’Prince – Jonze
Mavin Records’ D’Prince popularized the slang Jonze/
Jonzing which means an excessive feeling of one’s self or
actions.
Relatively used to describe when someone is high on
alcohol or any other type of substance and doesn’t have
proper control of his/her senses.


D’banj – Koko/Kokolette
D’banj didn’t invent the word Koko but invented Kokolette.
Koko in yoruba means the important or main thing. While
Kokolette on the other hand means a very solid young
woman who is well endowed in all the right proportions.


Wizkid – Smellos
This slang was popularized when Olamide and Wizkid
teamed up to work on a song. Wizkid used the word to diss
HKN artist, Davido when they had some beef between
them. Smellos is usually used to define someone below
one’s level.


2Face Idibia – No Shaking
2Face Idibia popularized the slang ‘No Shaking’ which
means there is no reason to panic or be worried at all.


Phyno – Alobam
Indigenous rapper, Phyno popularized the word ‘Alobam’.
Alobam, an igbo phrase, is coined from the word ‘armed
robber’. Now i know what youre thinking but calm down,
thats not the meaning.
Figuratively speaking, it denotes someone you can go the
extra mile with, your ride or die. It is like a code of conduct
for people who don’t snitch on each other.


Olamide – Shoro Niyen
‘Shoro Niyen’ literally means ‘Is that talk’ in Yoruba and is
fondly used to reply when someone says something
unacceptable or out of place.


Lil Kesh – Shoki
The slang Shoki became a craze in Nigeria when Lil Kesh
introduced the song and the Shoki Dance style as well. Not
like he invented the word Shoki or the dance itself, we know
for sure Lil Kesh popularized it.
Shoki in Yoruba means brief. NBC banned the song ‘Shoki’
and explained that it meant ‘Quickie’.


Korede Bello – Na God Win
Not really a slang but the phrase ‘Na God Win’ is one of the
most used phrase in Nigeria so far this year. It means that
God wins in all things. The song God Win by Korede Bello
popularized this slang and the song itself has been named
one of the biggest songs of 2015.


Olamide – Turn Up
Olamide popularized the slang ‘Turn Up’ with the
introduction of it in his single titled the same phrase. Turn
Up means to show up at a party or where a celebration is
meant to take place.


D’banj – No Long Tin
No Long Thing is the debut album by Nigerian recording
artist D’banj. It was released by Mo’Hits Records in 2005.
Its used to say that everything will be fine, like if somebody
has a problem and you want to make the person feel better
about a situation.


Don Jazzy – Dorobucci
‘Dorobucci’ was invented by Don Jazzy when he released an
all star song by all his Mavin Records label artists including
Tiwa Savage, Dr. Sid, D’Prince, Di’ija, Korede Bello and
Reekado Banks.
Singer, Dr Sid, has revealed that the song which made
waves on the airwaves “Dorobucci” means a person or an
individual that is awesome, amazing, rich, swagged-out,
se’xy and buff. According to the dentist turned songwriter
and singer, any word that qualifies greatness, that’s
Dorobucci.


olofofogist.com/2015/09/22/15-interesting-slangs-popularized-by-nigerian-musicians-their-meanings/

DrLazDevitan:
A 300Level course for 100lvl year CHS student.

It is easy! Never say anything is easy until it has been override and surpass by you.

Hmm. . . .

Well..owkay. . .

Oluwadamilare Adeola, a student of Obafemi Awolowo
University Ile-Ife, lost his sanity after he was slammed with
an extra year in the school despite years of hard work which
put him on a path to earning a First Class degree upon
graduation.
He was apprehended earlier this week in Akintola hostel (a
female dormitory on campus) after he reportedly slapped a
girl on the back and chased her within the dormitory.
When he was caught during his shocking display, he went on
with his ridiculous actions which some opined was an act;
they said he was not a new visitor to the hostel.

Damilare was moved to the university's Students' Union
building afterwards, and later, transferred to the university
Teaching Hospital where he was confirmed insane.
According to the correspondent of The Bug, the hospital said
he had been under treatment for brain issues in the past.
Rumour suggest he was being catered for by an unknown
lecturer in the school.
He was taken home by his parents on Wednesday.

See video-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWeNm3N0tL8



www.thebugcampus.com/2015/09/first-class-student-of-oau-go-crazy.html?m=1


Lalasticlala

DrLazDevitan:
It's never boring.Your haste to have you resumed study has turned you up bored...

Find yourself doing something.Find a teaching job,or perhaps,learn the computer before gathering muscle to face AEB 302.1

Haste

Am in no haste bro. . .

AEB should be easy..ah guess

DrLazDevitan:
Steph,how are you?
How has the weekend been?

Am fine,thank you.
The weekend has been very boring...

The Kano State Government has uncovered 1,830 ghost workers out of the 2,490 casual workers engaged as street cleaners by the state Refuse Management and Sanitation Board making government to lose N18.1 million monthly. The state Commissioner for Information, Mr. Garba Mohammed, disclosed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria in Kano on Saturday.
He said the figure was presented to the State Executive Council during its meeting on Wednesday by the committee recently set up to verify the actual number of the workers. “According to the committee’s report, out of the 2,490 casual workers of the board, 1,830 are ghost workers. “Based on the report, the state government was losing N18.1m monthly and this is one of the allegations that led to the setting up of the committee to investigate the issue. ‘’You will be surprised to know that for the past three years, the people had been siphoning the money every month,’’ he said.


www.punchng.com/news/kano-uncovers-1830-ghost-workers/

Lalasticlala

THE people of Mgbuoshimiri Community in Obia/Akpor
Local Government Area of Rivers have called for the arrest
and prosecution of those involved in the alleged killing of an
83-year-old man, Mr. Maxwell Acho Chukwu.

Chukwu described as the oldest man in the community had
slumped and died when a group of policemen stormed the
venue of a community meeting on Saturday and began to
shoot sporadically.
It was gathered that three members of the community had
brought in the policemen to stop the meeting.
President-General of Mgbuoshimiri Community Council, Mr.
Ohazurume Chukwu, said the policemen began to shoot into
the air even when they (police) were told that the
community members at the meeting were not cult
members.

“This morning, we were in a meeting, some people came
with some policemen to invade the venue of our meeting.
“When we tried to find out what the reasons are, the
policemen told us that they were told them that it was cult
members that were meeting.

“We told them that it was a community meeting; and they
insisted because they have been induced. Thus, they insisted
that they had to arrest some persons and we resisted.

“ In the cause of doing that, the policemen started shooting.
They started shooting to the point that the oldest man in the
community, Mr. Acho Maxwell Chukwu, fell down and died
as a result of their shooting,” Chukwu said.
Chukwu called for the arrest and prosecution of those
involved in the shooting.
It was further learnt that a violent protest embarked upon
by some youths of the area, who were angered by the
incident, was brought under control by the police.
Speaking on the matter, the State Police Public Relations
Officer, Mr. Ahmad Mohammad, said the matter was already
under police investigation.
“This is a mere allegation. I can’t say much for now because
the matter is under investigation,” Mohammad said.


www.punchng.com/news/83-yr-old-slumps-dies-as-police-storm-rivers-community-meeting/


Lalasticlala

Yup..Obinna said it all..

DrUche3:
Steph, what I want is to be a doctor not compulsorily a product of UNIPORT...I had d interest mostly for proximity and standard though...Still thinking!

Alright then, a doctor u shall be..

DrUche3..u can get full details on myschool..itz on the frontpage or www.unimed.edu.ng That's if its not Uniport or nothing...

otokx:
There is one song coming to my mind now, International Thief Thief - Fela really deciphered Nigeria in many ways.

Comrade, Just this once