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CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:16pm On Aug 20, 2009
Eyin omo mi ooo,

I never see this kind thread b4, wonder wonder, wonder wonder,
Eku Ile ooo, Awon wo ni o ni je ado ni pa? E je ki doni doni ma do ni lo, ki dundun dun le dunni gun, ta ni n do mich ninu yin? eku ise opolo ooo, mon bo, ki yoju si threadi yo ku.

Ofe gbe mi fo
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:25pm On Aug 14, 2007
Singing Akon![sup][/sup]

Nobody WANNA "C" us together
But it don't matter "NO"
Cos I gat YOU ALL
grin cheesy cool
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 8:58pm On Aug 10, 2007
MOWAPA!

INU INA NA DE WA PA DAADAA.

HELL HERE IS PREPARED FOR YOU.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 8:54am On Aug 10, 2007
Hello grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2007
Hello grin

Eyin ole lasan lasan
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:14pm On Jul 31, 2007
Pa segoye{abi kila tu fe pe yin} and co,
eyin o se ki nri oro mi so ju oro OBO lo nigbakugba ti e ba ti wole sibi bayi?
se be le feran OBO to ni abi bawo?
e wo e irrtate me gan ni,
e gboju kuro ninu oro OBO ke mu nkan miran so,
te ba ri oro so ju oro OBO lo,ma gbayin nimoran ke mu oro OKO so,at least for a change,
everytime OBO, OBO, OBO,haba kilode?ko ki nsu yi ni,
e jo e step up,
ke move to another level,
for your info,Obowunmi ni purpose to fi wa si inu ilu yi,
and fortunately for him,Olorun nlo yin lati je ko achieve aim e,
e ranti pe gbogbo wa o le sun ka kori sibi kana o,
eyi wunmi,o wu o,
lo difa fun omo iya meji,ti won fi njeun logbogba,
oto oto larin wa,
nairaland lati padi ara wa,
e dakun e FOBO le,ka mu OBO oro mi so ;
ko je bose je.


@omoge bawo ni?se o wa pa?
whenever you are ready,ma release next track music ye fun e,
but wa fowo rami nikun o,from there,o le roll si nkan miran,ti mo ba gbadun soft palm e,
abi palm e le bi ti gorila ni?
WELL DONE 10x grin
CultureRe: What Do You Know About Isoko People Of Delta State by satan: 6:30pm On Jul 30, 2007
Hello People,

I agree with you chi, Isoko' are dame lazy folks? thier men tape either rubber, palm wine while majority of them are into palm oil business where the palm and carnel is dame preserved for the lazy folks while thier women do the fishing, they gat only fisher women and lady's and not men or boys grin. Thanks they are trying; going to skool now, and nothing but Bleep thier fucking ass deep down.

But come to think of it, Isoko and Urhobo girls are dame sexy and good for pimping, sowwy, I mean pimpin like cell phone.

CRaZy readers, go get some work and leave the sex idoils alone.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2007
My Children, how are you all doing? am happy OBO is working hard on his new mission & Vision.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:11pm On Jul 29, 2007
Everywhere is pretty messed up! Kudos Obowunmi, am suree you dey Bleep your mama and sisters? ! Thats was the best thing I did so far, and to follow me, better Bleep them and follow me proper. meanwhile, I want 2 C more pix of pussy!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2007
Obowunmi is a fool oooo. Eya eya hoooo,
Obowunmi is a fool ooo, eya eya hooooo,
Obowunmi is a great fool, eya eya hooo
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 7:00pm On Jul 28, 2007
:d
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2007
Great work my son OBOWUNMI, preach it high, tell it to the world! grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 2:48pm On Jul 23, 2007
Hello ! grin
Jokes EtcRe: Steal Me If You Dare by satan: 2:43pm On Jul 23, 2007
dame funny shocked
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 10:17pm On Jul 05, 2007
Ore mi Haywhy, o ni ka pade ni ha yi, ire da? cheesy
CultureRe: American Woman Married To Nigerian Man: Help! by satan: 3:35pm On Jul 05, 2007
well, when u say you wanna report him to immigration, you better think twice, is either you let him come out of the wound you just caused him, he never cheated on you, you deed and owe him lots to it. For the sake of your child, his not gonna divorce you, is natural and sane act too, so approach him and mend fences with him. Never take him for granted, and never take any human as well, because humans are like time, they change, and if you are not there to help him out on his papers, someone elses would have done same.

I wish you good luck, and wanna say, follow your head and not the ass heads on this thread.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 8:49pm On Jun 08, 2007
Eku ile ooo Eyin Odua, Oba n taka, a tan kitan ka pata ri tabitabi, ojuju bakata fun fun ka wu yewu yewu!, olongbo dudu abo ju kala kolo, I ba eyin aye ooo, eba eyin agbagba, iba eyin eleye, i ba eyin obasanjo, iba ya'adua, iba jesu omo eledumare, eba seun, iba eyin babalawo to o too, eje ki iba mi se ooo, emi ni, emi ni esu laalu ogidi oko, onigi labe, pon mi si kanga oni kanga, afi gba ti ogbe pikiheen, ti o de bi pikiheen, grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 2:02pm On Jun 07, 2007
Se wipe nana mo iru e, die die ooo , robba ma n ya ooo.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:50pm On Jun 05, 2007
Eyin Omo ODUDUWA OOO, se ngbo bi bobo Segoye2 se n bu mi bayi? Odara ooo, Ko duru.

Bawo ni, se eti flenjoooo
CultureRe: Unbelievable Why Women Will Never Marry These Tribes In Africa by satan: 2:51pm On Jun 05, 2007
Guy Atiku07, this thread dey funny well well, but as in, what about the atiku 2007 stuff? that don finish?
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2007
Soro soro ni oruko awon AGBA!

Ki le wi huh grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 2:34pm On May 24, 2007
Segoye2,

Bawo ni, e mi o bu ee ewo lo wa fin bu mi? emi eyan eleran ara bi i wo ni naw.

Se ele fun mi ni obo foo, emi man foo obo gan, thats why ti won pe mi ni baba fobe fobe.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by satan: 9:30pm On May 23, 2007
Eyin Omo Oduduwa,

Emi ni tiyin ni too to. Emi ni Esu lalu Ogidi Oko, olomo nile fejewe, olaso ni le fimokimo bora, kutu kentu kari ati konga ejina bo panbo, eyi to bani ka ri own lanri, eyi to bani kamari own, an nri,

Emi ati obantala, shapana ogbona tutu, sango olukoso akata yeriyeri, shigidi ati werepe, ore ni wa.

Emi nife yoruba nitori pe won gbagbe asha ibile won, atipe fun apere, Esu temi ma n labe, ani mo man pon gila, idi ni idi lepa gawu.

Lai lai, idi dun.
PoliticsRe: IBB: Still The Right Man by satan: 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2007
@ MAMAJAMA,

Can you give us a link please or you are just being a liar huh

this is my link:
http://www.againstbabangida.com/component/option,com_joomlaboard/Itemid,67/

grin
PoliticsRe: IBB: Still The Right Man by satan: 7:23pm On Mar 07, 2007
@ Topic,

Thank you Big B1 for the great topic.


I believe the solution to curruption in Nigeria is IBB. I still think IBB is the solution the Nigeria federation got.
It's a pity that a prophet has no honour in his home town.

If you ask our fellow brothers at the other side of the sea what they think about IBB, they will say his involved in June 12 1993.

He has done nothing compare to what this whole political thugs are doing.

All of men are thugs.

Lets hope Yar'Adua, is alive and listens to advices because him is dead man standing.

@ kaycrystal,

Shut your mouth up. Who told you they don't know his health is dame bad? He gat no more courage and power to make his personal decisions.

@ All,
Only small campaigns landed him in Germany. What will happen on the election day?

AND!
What happened to all the hospitals in Nigeria. Are we saying Hospitals in Germany are better of those in Nigeria?

HA! MAD Politicians.
PoliticsRe: Yar'Adua Is Die by satan: 6:45pm On Mar 07, 2007
Well, Might happen soon.

If his a reliable person, then why would some of this people in the PDP tell journalists that his in Abuja?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/articles/2002/cover/march07/07032007/f207032007.html

Yar'Adua lands in hospital
By Jide Ajani, Political Editor
Posted to the Web: Wednesday, March 07, 2007

LAGOS — ALHAJI Umar Musa Yar’Adua, People's Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate for the April presidential elections, has taken a break from his campaign for medical treatment.

He was absent at the party's presidential campaign rally in Lagos yesterday.
National Secretary of the party, Chief Ojo Maduekwe, confirmed the development in a statement last night, saying:

“Our candidate in the general election, His Excellency, Governor Umar Yar’Adua, took time off today (yesterday) from what has generally been a grueling national campaign schedule for everyone, to present himself for a routine medical check up at a clinic in Abuja.

“This is an exercise,  which the demand of the campaign had understandably not permitted the candidate  the necessary time to effect. In fact, the national chairman, Dr. Ahmadu Ali, a physician himself spoke with the presidential candidate and suggested to him that his keenness and eagerness to continue to exert himself on the campaign should be moderated by his still attending to what was expected to be a routine medical check up.

“The candidate spoke with the President who is the leader of the party today (yesterday). He spoke with the deputy national chairman and the director general of the presidential campaign, Chief Olabode George.

“The culmination of all these is that he went on his own to a clinic for a medical check up which is long over due. In full consultation with his personal physician, a decision was subsequently taken today (yesterday) that the process of medical investigation  could benefit from facilities overseas at this early stage of the campaign since more weeks of  a challenging campaign still lie ahead.

“Accordingly, Governor Yar’Adua is expected to be briefly away for the completion of a medical process which began today in Nigeria.  There is no cause for alarm. The presidential candidate is expected to return early to continue the national campaign which has so far elicited a historic groundswell of support, solidarity and enthusiasm from millions of party faithful and voters anxious of the continuation of the PDP government at all levels.

“We wish our presidential candidate God’s continued protection as he proceeds on this short break.”
Bunch of lairs.

The next time, I believe he will be flown to the U.S where his going to get some Kuli kuli and garri for his health.
PoliticsRe: Yar'Adua Is Die by satan: 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2007
Yar'Adua dead huummm?

I love the grammar, is really that, that gives hope, even the illiterates can make sense sometimes.

I heard his in a private hospital in Abuja for a check up.  Am dame sorry that this happened this soon, We were thinking it would happen after the election so that our Mr. Chairman PDP can come into play as the the interim before another Fellar will come up. Though Oga Wole Soyinka said it but, Nigerians are always almost deaf, if not totally.

I sorry for you all; with you big exclamation mouth HA!, Are you not aware that the Mr. man is almost done? All his kidneys are gone, But maybe his dead and maybe not.

I GOT A SOLUTION shocked

Since Kidney is the problem, lets get someone here to volunteer one part of his kidney for not Yar'A, but for his country Nigeria.

Or

Let us Ask PDP who the person will be? Because I know if the MR. get himself die die, then someone has to replace him through a sincere Rubber Surgery, I vote Buchio7 for the surgery or what do you think?

OK, people, lets mourn our dream president.

I will be right back, am still going to and from,
PoliticsRe: Project Delta State! by satan: 9:20pm On Feb 25, 2007
PoliticsRe: Project Delta State! by satan: 5:34pm On Feb 24, 2007
Scam how? Can you throw more light?

How can we know if she's a scam?
PoliticsRe: Project Delta State! by satan: 1:55am On Feb 20, 2007
@ Lewa,

I have read your posts and they are really disgusting. I still find it hard to believe what you take yourself for? So you can point which is a pet project and which is not?.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye. They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor? When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head and I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I will be expecting your usual naugty and meaningless English.

@ Segoye2,

I support the project if it will do all that you listed above, I believe it will be very good for a start.
PoliticsRe: Project Delta State! by satan: 1:21am On Feb 20, 2007
@ Lewa,

i thought we're insulting segoye2.
, I always know you to be a useless half-baked pile of pigeon droppings.
Christianity EtcRe: Are Burial Ceremonies Bible-Based Or Pagan? by satan: 12:08am On Feb 20, 2007
Pagan? then Pagan!

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