Politics › Re: Stop Hiding, Join APC Openly – Matawalle Dares Gov Lawal Amid Defection Rumors by Satazaa: 7:16am On Jun 10, 2025 |
MorolayoVictor: Nigeria is a fractured edifice, once full of promise, now creaking beneath the weight of her own contradictions. Her pillars, compromised by years of rot and neglect, can no longer bear the burden of a people’s hope. She does not merely require tinkering at the seams; she demands a courageous reckoning, a foundational reimagining, one that tears through the plaster of pretense and rebuilds with integrity, equity, and vision as her cornerstone. Brilliant, oga na professor you be?  |
Politics › Re: I’ll Leave PDP If I Choose To Work For Tinubu -Sowunmi by Satazaa: 6:46am On Jun 10, 2025 |
I am an APC member but I am really getting scared about political development in this country in recent times, at no time in this country has politics of poverty been this weaponized and the opposition whom were giving us the checkmate options are in tatters, lets all be worried because absolute power corrupts, while absolute power currupts absolutely |
Romance › Re: Ladies (Aged 30-38 Years) How To Get Married In 2025/2026 by Satazaa: 8:37pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
The best advice for ladies in this category is that they should flee away from their pastors |
Health › Re: Why Short People Live Longer Than Tall People by Satazaa: 8:17pm On Jun 09, 2025 |
This research is nonsensical, nine out of ten humans will prefer to be tall that short because humans adore and respect tall people over short ones, why do the female species have preferences for taller spouses, tallness command respect, fear and adoration a it's because of those advantages that makes shorter humans overly aggressive and mean |
Crime › Re: UNIZIK Student Jumps To Death From 3-storey Building After Consuming Hard Drug by Satazaa: 7:04am On Jun 07, 2025 |
AqualinaXYZ: When a drug baron rules
It reflects all round every sector quit insinuating and quit referencing hearsay, have you ever seen him use drugs? Has he ever been CONVICTED? I used to be one of those naive people that detested Tinubu and Wike who y'all described as a drunk too, but the drug user and the drunk are shaping up to be potentially the best president and the best minister we will be seeing in this country in a long time, Afterall Buhari and the estwhile Minister of FCT who are not known to be substance abusers were criminally incompetent and see where they landed us |
Travel › Re: Charted: Cities With The Largest Working-age Populations by Satazaa: 1:33pm On Jun 05, 2025 |
CodeTemplarr: agbero no be work. Owomida, shandy, vipper etc no be work. Lol
The thread is talking about working hands and not children or old tenants and spiritualists or yahoo boys. hilarious 😂 |
Agriculture › Re: Guys Pick This Grass In My Compound. Why? by Satazaa: 11:58am On Jun 05, 2025 |
haggai247: Small leave aka stone breaker mix that leaves with neem plant and see your pennisula stand at attention.
Mix it with Bleep and see poison removed from your body
Rub it with Bleep everyday and na only hear you go dey hear bad things you no go see or experience am but you must not Bleep bros what is bleep, this is educating so kindly use plain languages please |
Politics › Re: Tinubu, Fubara Meet Behind Closed Doors In Lagos (Photos) by Satazaa: 6:54am On Jun 04, 2025 |
Pride they say goes before a fall, where are all the gangster people that cheered this political naive Fubara to senselessly fight Tinubu and Wike few months back, There were political heavyweights in rivers at the time Wike chose you from nowhere, all you needed to do is to stay loyal first term and now be your man after reelection, isn't that simple enough? Fubara please if they recall you back be very wary of praise singers and Nzogbu Nzogbu solidarity songs of war please 🙏 |
Politics › Re: Airlines' Trapped Funds: Before Meets After - IATA by Satazaa: 6:44am On Jun 04, 2025 |
nairalanda1: This isn't a milestone, old man.
A milestone is sensible polices like removing all price controls and raising tax to gdp
What has happened here is that we ran out of money to subsidize dollars, so the next sensible step was to remove subsides on dollars...and that meant that forex could flow again. So what's your point young man, a milestone achievement is a milestone achievement depending on how you defines it, it's an achievement that enormously boost investors confidence in an economy and that's a weighty criteria for any country desirous of attracting investments in billions of dollars into it's struggling economy, kindly desist from mere academic excerise and get a job please |
Politics › Re: You Marginalised Us In Federal Appointments – South West Muslims Tackle Tinubu by Satazaa: 6:34am On Jun 04, 2025 |
I have told people that cares to listen that Tinubu is not a devoted Muslim but a political one, only a Muslim for the cameras, he is like Trump, self serving and only for himself alone, he only rewards people that are loyal to him politically, Yoruba, ibo or Hausa, Christian, Muslim, idol worshipers and so on |
Politics › Re: Mass Burial In Taraba As Herdsmen Slaughter Scores Of People by Satazaa: 6:29am On Jun 04, 2025 |
I am a Muslim but seriously I do think a president of Fulani extraction in the future will embolden herdsmen to overrun this country, they are a serious menace to lives and property of all Nigerians even when a Fulani man is president or not. |
Politics › Re: Seven States Depends 190% Of Revenue On Loan Repayment by Satazaa: 6:22am On Jun 04, 2025 |
I am enormously impressed with the Kogi governor Ododo the guys is quietly repositioning his state, imagine settling Wadas 50 billion naira debt, wow that's incredible performance |
Politics › Re: Airlines' Trapped Funds: Before Meets After - IATA by Satazaa: 6:10am On Jun 04, 2025 |
I suspect that at this rate of milestone achievement by Tinubu he may end up being far the best president Nigeria will ever have with regard to sound micro and macro economic policies if he is able to complete two terms, hate him or love him he is doing great things economically |
Politics › Re: Troops Intercept Truck Loaded IPOB/ESN-bound 164,000 Live Ammunition In Anambra by Satazaa: 6:57pm On Jun 03, 2025 |
ssogundele2003: Merciful God! These are not for animal hunting o but to waste human lives. These merchants of deaths do have families o and also expecting something good in their individual life abi? Ok o, I leave the judgment to God, the all-knowing, Sovereign ruler of the universe. They don't care as long as money will be made and a follow chieftancy title and be called Odogwu Ezego, meanwhile this same bullet may end up killing the arms merchant relations where he will spend millions at the burial |
Romance › Re: The Craze And Crave For Big Yansh By Naija Girls (pics) by Satazaa: 1:18pm On Jun 03, 2025 |
I had an uncle whose only reason for marrying his then wife was only buttocks, but the woman was extremely toxic, morally bankrupt, lousy and abusive, the Uncle is now late and the family thinks she was responsible for his death, I completely detest this craze for buttocks because it is completely meaningless in the qualities required for choosing a life partner |
Nairaland General › Re: How Do I Stop Overthinking? by Satazaa: 8:48pm On Jun 01, 2025 |
Just get busy, work like a machine, have fun, hangout with friends that you share common interest and hobby with, marry and have kids if you are still a bachelor and can afford it, engage in recreational activities, end the day in a bar and sing and listen to your favourite song on your way home and hit the bed |
Crime › Re: Enugu Ritualist: I Still Can’t Believe It- Uche Kingsley (Uche Agumba), You Too? by Satazaa: 2:33pm On May 30, 2025 |
Wickedlywicked: E be like say brain dy pain you. Despite the video evidence presented on Wednesday, your people were already defending him and denying it ever happened. We all know the tribe notorious for supporting evil and always see attacks on evildoers as an attack on the Igbo tribe. No Yoruba man would feel offended about the news of ritualist being caught in Osun, Oyo or Ogun State and we will never see their prosecutions as an attack on the Yoruba race and image, we all know the people notorious for doing that. Y’all insulted the OP, tagging his story “a made up faux aimed at rubbishing the south East) Please always cover your head with a Kevlar-plated helmet make E Dey play he Dey show the billionaire no go use am for you 😂 brilliant |
Politics › Re: South Africa Overtakes Nigeria In Petrol Importation In Africa by Satazaa: 1:53pm On May 30, 2025 |
Ofunaofu: What have those hawking gala done to you that makes you keep exhibiting bitterness and anger toward them? Don't mind him, should they be committing crime instead, a certain former gala hawker is now the most wealthiest sportsman Nigeria ever produced, you know whom? Victor Osihmen, and you can go and apply to be his gateman because he can pay you more than you currently earn |
Politics › Re: Nigeria Immigration Service Nabs Notorious Crime Suspect Obi Levi Obieze by Satazaa: 8:22am On May 30, 2025 |
McDoe: Criminals everywhere; allegedly tho You have started playing the ethnic card again, what's allegedly, didn't you read that he has confessed to the crime? Didn't you watch lots of videos of videos where he had decomposing bodies of people he killed for rituals in his home soakaway? Or the 13 year old girl he kidnapped and about to slaughter? If he is innocent then why was he fleeing before he got caught, Few of my Igbo brothers hate accountability and truth a lot |
Politics › Re: Military Arrests Four Pakistanis Over Terror Links In North East by Satazaa: 8:59pm On May 29, 2025 |
descartes400: They are probably CIA shadow operatives.
I was watching a clip on x in which a pakistani ex government official said that Pakistan has been for decades doing US dirty laundries when it comes to terrorism. So I won't be surprise if their handlers has an executive office in Langley. You are absolutely correct 💯👌 |
Phones › Re: What Phone Can I Get With A Budget Of 140k - 160k? by Satazaa: 10:20am On May 28, 2025 |
UKEMY: Buy Samsung AO6 Very okay Yes it's okay oooo until the screen breaks, if they give you the price you will prefer to sell it and join money to buy a Techno |
Politics › Re: Full List: VAT Generated In States Across Nigeria In Q1 2025 by Satazaa: 10:18am On May 28, 2025 |
Wow, Abia. Enough and Almighty Imo are in the last six of the least states generating Revenue, |
Politics › Re: Coalition: Atiku Draws Battle Line With PDP Govs, Ignored Osun Gov During Visit by Satazaa: 2:57pm On May 27, 2025 |
Alhaji Atiku please in case you are reading this, kindly take a backseat from politics for now and rather become a kingmaker instead of forever contesting and forever loosing, you are completely spent and all your goodwill is all but gone, instead push the likes of Saraki, Obi, El-rufai who are younger and better suited for the rigours of presidency, those opportunistic people like Dele momodu, showumi that are urging you on are doing that because you are their meal tickets |
Christianity Etc › Re: Ladies Who Wear Leg Chains Are Prostitutes,’ Says Pastor Ibiyeomie by Satazaa: 6:30am On May 27, 2025 |
emkz: They are not.
They are adornments to beautify beautiful people.
I love waist beads and leg chains. They are really fine, especially the multicoloured ones. Kings also wear leg beads.
The only thing I don't like is tattoo because I saw one girl with a big black tattoo of an obese vulture on her chest. That was 11 yeara ago. It is still traumatizing me till today.
Women, wear what you are comfortable in, including waist beads and leg chains. Be bold and fashion the fashion to yourself but never fashion yourself to the fashion. The only thing I'd ask is that you cover up. Your beauty is not in your skin, but what comes from within. Also, avoid BBL, because it makes your behind look rectangular.
Finally, listen to what everyone says, including pastors who never attended bible college, but read the bible upside down while under the anointing of alcohol. After listening, take what you want and discard the rest. Not everything spoken must be done. God bless you my brother |
Politics › Re: How I Delivered $400,000 Cash To Emefiele – Ex-aide by Satazaa: 6:23am On May 27, 2025 |
Anytime a case of stupendous corruption from the administration of Baba Buhari comes to light I wonder how he sleeps peacefully at night, I laugh when people used to call Jonathan clueless, please can anyone borrow me a word that's worse than clueless to describe corruption under the nose of Buhari? Meanwhile I understand that some of his ministers like Malami wealth is worse than emefiele |
Politics › Re: Wike Has Nerves To Say Governor Seyi Betrayed Him After All He Has Done - Rufai by Satazaa: 7:22pm On May 26, 2025 |
Wait a minute, The Tinubu administration is just two years old, his policies and programmes are barely fruiting and then this politicians in the opposition and Tinubu himself have started politicking as if we are few weeks away from elections? Chai Nigerian masses don suffer oooo. |
Politics › Re: Fresh Crisis Hits PDP As Wike ‘Pulls Out Of All Agreements’ by Satazaa: 6:59am On May 26, 2025 |
PrincessJolade: So you believed the arrangee 'fight' between Wike and Seyi Makinde? It is obvious that Nigerians are too shallow. For your information, both Seyi and Wike are working for Tinubu. Seyi Makinde is 'contesting' for president just to make sure that Atiku don't lay his hands again on the party ticket. All these charades are part of the plots to perpetually keep the PDP from one crises to the other until after 2027. I thought you are wiser than this. Expect more public mudslinging between Wike and Seyi Makinde. All na game. Your head too correct 💯 |
Car Talk › Re: 10 Best Used Cars Under ₦5 Million In Nigeria (2025) by Satazaa: 10:40am On May 24, 2025 |
Govocrete: Please tell your reader that your writeup is for Nigerian used cars and not direct tokunbo.
Let use Honda Accord 2010 as an example:
Buying in the US, cheapest (Accidented): $2,500 Shipping: $1,650 Tow: $200 Total: $4,350 x #1,635=#7,112,250 Clearing: #3,500,000
Total: #10,612,250
Some unforseen expenses are not included. You never include soldier and policemen for checkpoint money 🤑 |
Politics › Re: I’m Expecting More Defections To APC – Tinubu by Satazaa: 11:30am On May 23, 2025 |
I am an APC member but I am afraid of implosion and fierce supremacy battles in the future for the APC, firstly is to never get arrogant and self serving just like the PDP did in times past and see where that landed them, my major concern is that Nigeria is seriously heading towards a one party state not by choice by Nigerians but by a set of unscrupulous opposition leaders which the ruling party is using politics of poverty and coercion thru EFCC to attract, at some point what goes around will be coming around when everyone eventually becomes a member of the ruling party, then another quality opposition will become the voters darling if the Center can't hold again in APC |
Crime › Re: Foreign Vessel Crew Members Throw Four Nigerian Stowaways Into Atlantic Ocean by Satazaa: 11:19am On May 23, 2025 |
owobokiri: No pity from here! Tired of reading this kind of atrocious news all the time. It is time for our people to learn and be modest in their ambitions. If you are not climbing into an aircrafts landing gear, you are hiding inside a ship. All to go and sweep the streets of Europe. Who knows how many that have died this way? There was a similar case of some Nigerians that washed up on a Southern African beach some years back. They were also thrown overboard by the Spanish crew of a ship they hid in. The federal government did nothing to apprehend those responsible. Thousands might have died this way, that's if you consider the little chances of rescuing someone in such waters.. No one will be punished. And our people will still never learn. In support of your post, they will be claiming economic hardship despite hundreds of videos from diaspora Nigerians educating us about how hard life is over there too, questions is why are Northern Nigerians not so keen on Japa? Answers is contentment and inability to harvest opportunities in Nigeria, I know a 30yrs old Hausa boy that started sesame seed farming barely five years ago and today he is building his second house, isn't the richest black human on planet Earth Dangote a fully resident Nigerian? |
Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery Slashes Petrol Prices Nationwide by Satazaa: 2:36pm On May 22, 2025 |
Dangote keeps slashing prices but MRS lugbe Abuja besides ShopRite has been selling at 910 Naíra since, whenever we hear this price slashes this filling station never adjust such reductions accordingly |
Family › Re: List Of Old English Names That Were Popular In Nigeria Before by Satazaa: 9:57am On May 22, 2025 |
The highest display of colonial mentality is to name your children after your colonial masters especially by some of our South South brothers, how can you be a Nigerian and they ask of your name and you say it's Micheal Clifford, haba, infact it's a well established fact that the same white man adores and respect you better if you bear your native and aboriginal names than thiers, Lupita Nyongo is partly loved and admired today because she black and beautiful and has her lovely Kenyan name |