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Politics / Re: APC Leading By Over 200k Votes As INEC Adjourns Collation Of Remaining 3 Kogi LG by Satazaa: 4:43pm On Nov 12, 2023
Barrywilly:
This is a daylight robbery. Ododo scoring 250k votes from Ebiraland is a mindless rigging
and Ajaka scoring more than 80% of the votes cast from Kogi East is not mindless rigging, everyone rigged at their strongholds, just that one outrigged the other

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Crime / Re: SA Man Kills His Colleague, Removes His Intestines & Takes Selfies (Graphic Pix) by Satazaa: 8:27am On Nov 11, 2023
Worst country for a woman to live in, they treat thier women like trash, if eventually in the foreseeable future it's black rulers run the country aground then the whole of the black race will be in shame because it will lay credence to white supremacists views of the black man inferiority at architecting national development

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Meets Mohammed Bin Salman, Saudi Crown Prince by Satazaa: 9:25pm On Nov 10, 2023
N3TRAL:
The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has grown on me even though I romanticize the ideologies of the Far West and despise the violence of Islamism.

Until Fox News broadcasted his interview 2 months ago, I always thought about him as an autocrat who restricts the press, especially, as he was linked to the controversial tragic end of a journalist. He talked about eSports, gaming, tourism, artificial intelligence, and the future. I was impressed.

Today, I think of Mohammed bin Salman as the leader who will turn Saudi Arabia into a top 3 global destination not only for retiring elite footballers but even for the atheist wine lover seeking a different country to enjoy a honeymoon with his new wife.


brilliant sir

I also want Nigeria to thrive. I look around me every noon and eve, and all I see is perennial poverty influenced by a lot of things including bad governance. Tinubu should learn from the Saudi Prince and form meaningful alliances with other world leaders to help us shape the future of Nigeria because we have failed so far.

We can start by making everyone feel comfortable like Nigeria is their country no matter their tribe or religion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Sevilla UCL (2 - 0) On 8th November 2023 by Satazaa: 11:20pm On Nov 08, 2023
Olivyabrown:
Damn! Martinelli. What a performance!!



damn martinelli what was the outcome of your performance SMH, transfer your damn praise to Saka who made his stay on the count with a goal and an assist

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Sports / Re: Primate Elijah Ayodele Predicts EPL Results. Prediction Fails by Satazaa: 8:48am On Nov 06, 2023
Hendrixky:
Stupid men of God
How humans still fall for these people baffles me alot

When I see the way Humans are attached to spirituality and these spiritual men of God then I realise Humans are really not the most intelligent animals

How can humans not understand the logic of "time and "possibilities " of nature

This are the two logic native doctors and spiritual men of God are using ..native doctor and pastors knows that what you are requesting them to do for you is possible by nature reason they will accept to do it and if you are smart enough why not ask them the exact time and date thier spiritual work will manifest. That is where the time logic comes in. They won't tell you the time because they know as time goes on every thing is possible

How can pastor suleiman jump into a bullet proof car when instead of using anointing oil to protect himself like he always advised his stupid followers to do
And at the end the stupid followers were killed by bullet because they were not in a bullet proof car
awesome piece bro

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Politics / Re: Photos From Senator Natasha Akpoti's Homecoming In Okene, Kogi East (Video) by Satazaa: 10:13pm On Nov 04, 2023
Judolisco:
Nobody told me anything... I'm from kogi... D 3 major tribes are not equally distributed... Igbira votes isn't sufficient to install a gov... D sdp guy ajaka has a very big chance of winning... Igalas have d largest population if they can get d west to vote for their candidate then it's all over.... D only issue now is Dino melaye
bro I am from kogi and I can tell you cartegorically that the igalas are no more in population than the ebiras, the last census only favoured the igalas more, infact the ebiras are more
Politics / Re: Photos From Senator Natasha Akpoti's Homecoming In Okene, Kogi East (Video) by Satazaa: 10:10pm On Nov 04, 2023
Coolsat:
Kogi election is more of a tribal thing this time around, they don't hate Yahaya Bello as you must have been told, they are actually happy he's handing over to their son. No single person is against Ododo in kogi central . Take this to the banks
absolutely correct
Politics / Re: US Warns Citizens Of Terror Threats In Nigeria, Asks Them To Avoid ‘major Hotels by Satazaa: 12:24pm On Nov 04, 2023
Yes there are, but Nigerian government too should immediately issue a counter threat advisory to it's citizens travelling to the US on break down of mental health crisis among American citizens and who can just open fire on fellow citizens with automatic machine guns claiming the fifth amendment rights, the Maine killings recently is just one of several hundreds this year alone. The American government penchant for double standards the world over is becoming annoying and it's high time every good conscience people the world over starts standing up to them

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Politics / Re: France To Return $150 Million Abacha Loot by Satazaa: 9:11am On Nov 04, 2023
Fasindo:
shocked



This Abacha loot no dey end?

There is no government that came unboard without benefiting from his loot


Yahoo boys are cashing out from oyibo women while Federal government keep on cashing out on Abacha loot, same occupation but different process and office.


Abacha remain the best dead president Nigeria ever had.
It's so amazing that after more than 25 yrs after his death, kept on sending us alert in hard currencies, just for the love he has for this country.

Only if the likes of Yar Dua, Sir Ernest Shonekan will emulate him.

Well, jejely wetin for Buhari, Babangida, Jonathan, Obansanjo and the current one in Aso Rock time to depart this world to know if they will be as half generous as Abacha
brilliant bro

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Politics / Re: France To Return $150 Million Abacha Loot by Satazaa: 9:09am On Nov 04, 2023
Bobloco:
Over two decades since he died, he is still sending money to Nigeria from the land of the dead
hahaha hehehe hohohoho you are hilarious 😂
Business / Re: BDC Operators Caution Currency Speculators As Naira Strengthens Further by Satazaa: 9:02am On Nov 04, 2023
Dcoy:
Reading through all these comments shows the low intellectual level of many nairalanders....
I use to think nairalanders make some comments because of allegiance and sentiments but now I have realized that they are actually very dumb...
Good, I guess you are the grandson of Albert Einstein right? broblem is you spit out your trash without putting forward counter arguments to completely extinguish the dumb points you claim nairalanders have put out here

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Has No Right To Defend Itself - Russia by Satazaa: 7:52am On Nov 03, 2023
liasmiram2567:



This man is a fool. Is this modern Isreal same as the Isreal of old.Why do the state of Isreal need to be planted forcefully where it is now. Why is it being peotected by US and its Europe Allied? It is supposed to be guided by Almighty God? Did the Isreal of old thrived on mass killing and extermination of enemies?Was Isreal of old led by Godlless Zionists?You that are supporting Isreal , the Isrealis consider you as IDOL WORSHIP
thanks a million times bro
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Affirms APC’s Isah Jibrin As Kogi East Senator by Satazaa: 7:31am On Nov 03, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
See bitterness from the headless mobs.

If APC loses in court, the headless mobs rejoice, when APC wins, the judiciary and our democracy becomes in danger.

Chia, how does this headless mobs AKA obedients sleep at night with a hate full of hate and bitterness.

Anything not in their favour becomes in danger.

May Allah show mercy and deliver the headless mobs
H
Insha Allah
ameen thuma ameen

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Crime / Re: Photos Of The 14-year-old Joy Afekafe Accused Of Killing FUTMINNA Lecturer by Satazaa: 12:06pm On Nov 01, 2023
CJStarz:
14 with fallen breasts already
you don see the breast before?
Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Arrested Over Murder Of FUT Minna Lecturer by Satazaa: 3:58am On Nov 01, 2023
May her soul rest in peace, curiously I was wondering why the lecturer was living alone without any form of companionship in form of immediate or extended family and husband
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by Satazaa: 2:13pm On Oct 31, 2023
frankoben:
Well bro, I understand that feeling but u're clean trust me. In the last 14 years I have had unprotected sex with approximately 220 women both here in Naija and abroad. My HIV status has remained negative and right now I'm planning to settle down with just one woman, She's the sweetest and loveliest lady I ever laid but my dilemma right now is I do not even remember the actual country where I met and bleeped her. Be strong bro and know your health status today.
and how would you feel if you were referred to as a Gigolo or sex maniac
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by Satazaa: 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2023
Machinegun91:
You are still a boy

I bang more than 100 girls within 4 years and still counting, my Machine gun is not child play
I even bang south African shapeless obessed ladies too

I bang 1 Chinese woman and 3 Philippines this year alone.

HIV normally infect holy pretenders
and no offense if you are referred to as a Gigolo or sex maniac?
Health / Re: I'm Afraid I Might Have HIV by Satazaa: 2:02pm On Oct 31, 2023
etrange:
Yes, it could happen in one thrust, but statistically speaking, the possibility of you having HIV is extremely low. Nigeria has about 1 million women with HIV and about 100 million women in total. So the chance of you meeting one is like 1%. Again, some of the 1 million HIV positive women are on medication and have undetectable viral loads. This further reduces the number of women in the country that can readily give you HIV (since undetectable viral load implies that it impossible to transmit the disease to others). OK, let's now assume all odds were against you and you had sex with that one-in-a-hundred HIV positive person with a viral load that is not undetectable (i.e., they can transmit the disease), the odds of you contracting the disease from them is still very low. HIV is a difficult virus to catch. When a man has an unprotected sex with a HIV positive woman, the chance of him getting the disease from her in a session is about 0.05%.

So sir, you'll have to be one unlucky fellow to beat these odds. So I suggest you just go and get tested, and stop being a scardy cat, lol. Remember, whatever the result is, it is not the end of the world.

brilliant bro, so that now raises the question of wether HIV is an epidemic or not or was it just a ruse to hoodwink developing countries from manufacturing children? Bill gates answer this question wherever you are.
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Murder Washima Erukaa, Bury Him While Negotiating Ransom by Satazaa: 8:05pm On Oct 29, 2023
Business3600:
Such a terrible experience, I was kidnapped last year. I never wish such experience to befall my enemy. Rip to the dead.
my heartfelt sympathy to you bro, do not only be careful with people around you but be more careful with your relatives and closest people

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Allies Allege Alienation, Emergence Of New Cabal In Aso Rock by Satazaa: 1:44pm On Oct 28, 2023
StOla:
I read a lot of assumptions and hearsay.
exactly 💯, this is nothing but gutter journalism by the guardian which is based on nothing concrete or supported with any hard evidence but based on mere conjectures, assumptions and spurious claims, the writer was probably wearing rose colored glasses when he was writing this junk and probably didn't step away from his table nor interviewed any of the so called aggrieved party members

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza: How Countries Voted To Protect Civilians & Humanitarian Truce by Satazaa: 7:34am On Oct 28, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:



It's like you are not current. Even US has told Isreal to stop the bombing and US donated $100m for humanitarian supplies for Gaza.

USA opposed the resolution because it lost the vote to get the UNGA adopt its joint draft with Canada to make the UN resolution condemn Hamas and tag it a terrorist organisation. That was humiliating for the US. Remember the UNGA is even holding on US soil o.
US lost big time and China showed them shege.

On your historical claim, please kindly provide proofs of when the UNGA voted against Israel like this and Israel called their bluff and went on bombing for days or weeks after the resolution?smh

It seems you don't know that this resolution is a license for nations to start sanctioning Isreal and giving more support to Hamas. Isreal is a small country of less than 10m , it's not a big country like Russia or China, Iran, Egypt, Nigeria, SA, Turkiye, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, Australia, EU, UK, India, France, Germany, Saudi Arabia etc with huge population, huge land mass and rich natural resources deposits .

Sanctions can actually break and weaken Israel. Isreal needs this vital peace and international goodwill the US failed to get it.

brilliant bro 💯
Literature / Re: 12 Novels Considered The “Greatest Books Ever Written” by Satazaa: 11:19pm On Oct 27, 2023
Fake list, the number one on the list should have been Alexander Solzhenitsyn Gulag archipelago
Politics / Re: What Lesson(s) Have You Learnt From Atiku, Obi And President Tinubu by Satazaa: 6:59am On Oct 27, 2023
NothingDoMe:
Lol. That Nigeria is one kind of a funny country. Imagine people blaming Obi and Atiku for distracting Tinubu from focusing on the Economy.

I have always maintained that Tiffnubu is too senile to lead Nigeria. There's nothing anymore upstairs in that coconut head. If e didn't dey then e didn't dey.
I challenge you to listen to his eloquent speech at the recent Nigeria economic summit group and I dare say that non of his co-contestants will have ever been capable of that, part of his strength is appearing incapable which people like you latch on to, only for him to use to disarm and destroy his enemies, I posit that no singular politician is any where as politically sophisticated as Tinubu
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Dances As He Celebrates Obi's Defeat (Video) by Satazaa: 6:42am On Oct 27, 2023
hammerFC:
THE THING PAIN AM NO BE SMALL.


I GUESS IT IS NOW GENERAL KNOWLEDGE THAT TINUBU STOLE OBI MANDATE.


THAT IS A DANGEROUS THING TO DO, LET US STAY TUNE AND SEE HOW IT GOES.


IT IS LIKE DRINKING ANOTHER MAN POISON, OBI MIGHT BE UPSET NOW BUT WAIT TILL GE SEES WHAT HAPPEN, HE WILL BE SHOUTING I DODGE THE BULLET.



MAYBE NA TINUBU GO DIE OBI DIE, U NEVER KNOW, THINGS IN THE COUNTRY SEEM TO BE WORST AND GETTING WORSTER..


GOD IS GREAT
oga please go and listen to Justin Timberlake song, Cry me a river, cry me a river ------

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US: Mass Shooting At Lewiston, Maine. 22 Dead, 60 Injured, Shooter Still At Larg by Satazaa: 10:25am On Oct 26, 2023
Mrnairalandd:
This is just 1% of people getting killed in USA on daily basis. Living in USA is like living in Kabul, Afghanistan. Everyday seems to be your last day in USA but their media knows how to hide news like this cos of USA image.

If you escape random shootings like this one, serial killers are just around the corners. USA has more serial killers than the number of people living in any two states in USA.

If you escape those aforementioned ones, then Police or your wife/husband might get your ass killed.

Terrorists are not left out cos you might be at the wrong place at the wrong time just like 9/11.

Drugs dealers drive around shooting at their potential rivals but innocent people including children playing on the streets usually get caught in the middle…

Schools are d last place you want to be in USA cos your white mate could decide that enough is enough just cos he was reprimanded by his parents or school teacher for not doing his school work or trivial thng, and the next thing is shooting and killing his school mates and teachers .

Church and Synagogues are not left out too.
brilliant analysis
Foreign Affairs / Re: US: Mass Shooting At Lewiston, Maine. 22 Dead, 60 Injured, Shooter Still At Larg by Satazaa: 10:18am On Oct 26, 2023
olakan22:



Maybe we should all not be afraid of that conversation.
The rhetoric that a Muslim bearing weapon in the USA like this, does it in hope for martyrdom is a plausible explanation that has not been refuted by hard facts.

It is not enough to say we are a religion of peace.

Countries led by Islamic law sponsor millitant groups to cause several devastation, in principle it shows there is an institutional support for terror

I don't think we can blame the American's descriptives. 911 is not an event you rise from. Their descriptives is their problem. Our own descriptives should be ours.

After all, it is their language and they can do whatever with it.
c'mon OP, don't use sweet words to describe the seriousness of the home grown terrorism in the US, and what were the precursor to 911 anyway, Afghanistan, Iraq and US deadly and destructive activities the world over, were are the weapon of mass destruction, you invade a sovereign country by giving a bad name in order to hang it? and killing thousands in the process and not expecting consequences? C'mon bro don't be intellectually lazy, they toppled Saddam Hussein and Gaddafi and the world is yet to recover from the aftermath of thier insane mayhem

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US: Mass Shooting At Lewiston, Maine. 22 Dead, 60 Injured, Shooter Still At Larg by Satazaa: 8:56am On Oct 26, 2023
LagosG:
They will never ever tag this guy a terrorist. They will use words like mass shooter or just shooter like say we no know the dictionary meaning of terrorism. They will avoid the word like a plague because as far as their mind control propaganda machine is concerned only Muslims and Arabs can be terrorists.


They use their narrative to brainwash most people. Check Hollywood movies from the 1920s the bad guys are either Arab or Russian or any Soviet ally. E get why. Like I said before, na America Devil dey stay.
brilliant bro

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Crime / Re: 22 Killed, Dozens Wounded In Mass Shootings In Lewiston, Maine USA (Pictures) by Satazaa: 7:39am On Oct 26, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
The USA knows the solution to their problems. But they won't act because the white men and boys with small pricks want to carry big guns to make them feel important.

Australia introduce stricter gun control and death rate my firearm dropped off.


Ps: The culprit has been identified as Robert Card. A white man as expected. 2nd picture below.
to y'all retards that were mentioning Muslim terrorist shame on you, perpetrators of terrorism doesn't belong to any single ethnicity, creed, sex,

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Crime / Re: 22 Killed, Dozens Wounded In Mass Shootings In Lewiston, Maine USA (Pictures) by Satazaa: 7:34am On Oct 26, 2023
FiftyFifty:


Check again when you're sober. It's one of the Christian terrorists once again as before.
thanks a million times

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Romance / Re: What Lesson Have You Learnt From Women? by Satazaa: 9:55pm On Oct 22, 2023
soundOsonic:
They are very easy to understand as compared to how guys see them as complicated beings.
A lady can have different personalities for different men, in other to get their actual personality, just be yourself, and make sure you have a strong personality.
Women don't like guys that forms, if you try to act good, smart or rich to them, they will just go ahead and show you another personality.
In terms of intelligence, women are more intelligent than men, but they are not very practical.
Don't ever spend on a woman without reason, if you want to spend, make her convince you it is a need and not a want, they are more likely to take advantage of your generosity to help with their unwarranted desire. Believe me she will appreciate it more if you are very discipline and discreet on how you spend on her needs.
The truth is the more you spend unnecessary on her, they begin to loose respect for you.
Don't ever try to come upfront you want to have sex with a woman, even if they are Hot they don't like it. Show no interest in sex when dealing with them, if they want to have sex with you, you will know, they don't know how to hide it. Don't ever ask sex from a woman you are not dating.
Women might ask for your advice but they will not take it, whenever they ask for advice, don't advise them by telling them what to do, just agree with whatever they are saying and chip in what you think you would do in that situation, don't tell them what you think they should do.
A woman likes guys that are better than them, which is surprisingly opposite to men, the reason you might not be having luck with ladies is simply because you are not smarter, rational, organized, richer, educated and anything positive. You just need to be mostly better than her in most things.
Don't hold it against them they like a richer, more intelligent girl than themselves, men don't like richer and more intelligent woman than themselves too.
Men gets bored easily, women don't, when they like you, they always want you to be there for them.
In my opinion I will love to have women as friends than have a man has friend.
They are more playful, friendly, caring, joyful, check up on you more.
The only advantage of having a male friend to a female is that male friends are very loyal and more likely to help you in need, female are less likely to spend their last Kobo to make you feel better, they will though if they have abundant, a male friend don't need to have abundant to help you
brilliant analysis
Romance / Re: What Lesson Have You Learnt From Women? by Satazaa: 8:02pm On Oct 22, 2023
Ballzproblemm:
They're always on survival mode hence why they'll settle with rich polygamist than a broke loyal man.


Their offspring and family comes first.


They don't love.


you are not the only one dating your girl

super brilliant

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Health / Re: Chika Ofor Allegedly Poisoned To Death At Wake Keep In Umuahia (Video) by Satazaa: 5:14pm On Oct 21, 2023
Englishisamust:


To find the least positive integer value of b greater than 40 such that H(40, b) is also a positive integer, we need to solve the equation:

H(40, b) = 40 + √(40b) + b/3 = n

Where n is an integer.

Start with the equation:
40 + √(40b) + b/3 = n

Rearrange the equation:
√(40b) = n - 40 - b/3

Square both sides:
40b = (n - 40 - b/3)^2

Expand and simplify:
40b = n^2 - 80n + 1600 - (2nb/3) + (b^2/9)

Rearrange the terms:
(2nb/3) + (b^2/9) = n^2 - 80n + 1600

Multiply both sides by 9 to eliminate fractions:
6nb + b^2 = 9n^2 - 720n + 14400

Set this equation equal to an integer m:
6nb + b^2 = m

Now, we'll find the smallest integer value of b by trying different values of b starting from 41 and incrementing:

Let's try b = 41:
6 * 41 * 41 + 41^2 = 107226

b = 41 doesn't yield an integer m.

Now, let's try b = 42:
6 * 42 * 42 + 42^2 = 113652

b = 42 doesn't yield an integer m.

Continue this process for increasing values of b:

b = 43: 6 * 43 * 43 + 43^2 = 120251
b = 44: 6 * 44 * 44 + 44^2 = 127684
Continue trying larger values of b until you find the smallest positive integer b that makes m an integer.

Let's try b = 45:
6 * 45 * 45 + 45^2 = 135525

b = 45 doesn't yield an integer m.

Now, try b = 46:
6 * 46 * 46 + 46^2 = 143836

b = 46 doesn't yield an integer m.

Keep going:

b = 47: 6 * 47 * 47 + 47^2 = 152603
The first integer value of b that makes m an integer is b = 47. So, the answer is b = 47



MY 5K!!!!
wow this is hilarious, point is how does being proficient in solving this makes you a successful person in life, I personally has never seen a mathematician multimillionaire

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