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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Photo:gov Rochas Okorocha & Funke Akindele In School Uniform. by sats: 10:55pm On Mar 30, 2013
cool, all for the camera i guess
Jokes Etc › Re: Nl Usernames For Sale...happy Easter!! by sats: 10:54pm On Mar 30, 2013
shakes head and moves on to next post
Jokes Etc › Re: Fresh Jokes From The Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by sats: 10:43pm On Mar 30, 2013
i will go for the first one, its good
Jokes Etc › Re: Kiss by sats: 3:02pm On Mar 30, 2013
craaaP!
Jokes Etc › Re: Asians Make Me Laugh Sometimes by sats: 2:59pm On Mar 30, 2013
thats a good one
Computers › Re: What Is The Fastest Download Speed You've Ever Encountered? by sats: 11:42am On Mar 26, 2013
which network? pls
Gaming › Re: Very Neat Used PSP For Sale With 4gb Memory Stick, Charger, Ear Plugs + 6 Games. by sats: 11:38am On Mar 26, 2013
location pls?
Jokes Etc › Re: Only For The Matured Minds by sats: 9:21am On Dec 28, 2012
i see 13 triangles as well ... nice one
Jokes Etc › Re: [photos] Man Caught His Friend In Bed With His Wife by sats: 9:16am On Dec 28, 2012
craaaP! as usual
Gaming › Re: Fairly Used Psp Slim And Lite +pouch +11gb Memory 4 Sale by sats: 9:08pm On Dec 27, 2012
pls na lagos?
Jokes Etc › Re: I Am Not Happy. by sats: 8:22pm On Dec 27, 2012
bin gbagbo: bush pig!!! angry
grow up, ow old r u? there is no joke here, so its crap, ur crap write exam pass sef ... hiss ...
Jokes Etc › Re: I Am Not Happy. by sats: 12:51pm On Dec 27, 2012
craaaP!
Jokes Etc › Poor Guy by sats(op): 12:48pm On Dec 27, 2012
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and
finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever
he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was man-lover,
thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey.
I love you too!!"
Jokes Etc › Re: AKPORS FINALLY SPEAKS OUT by sats: 12:36pm On Dec 27, 2012
MR AKPORS: ya moda be craap fuul.

dog.
hmmm ... i see, i touched a nerve there, i dont have to condescend to your level of insubstantiality ... open account for nairaland last month dey come post rubbish ... simple criticism you cant handle ... typical of a teenager
Jokes Etc › Re: Bestest Joke Of The Year by sats: 2:46pm On Dec 12, 2012
its actually funny
Jokes Etc › Re: if this doesnt make u laff, consult ur daughter! by sats: 10:30pm On Dec 09, 2012
craaaP! ... as usual ... keep dishing it out ... i kno there is more from where that came from
Jokes Etc › Re: End Your Sentence With A Word That Ends Eith "NA" by sats: 10:28pm On Dec 09, 2012
craaaP!
Jokes Etc › Re: Answer This Question If You Get Brain. .. by sats: 12:16am On Dec 02, 2012
PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!... Any of them can win depending on their performance.
thank u for that, i thought i was the only knowledgeable one here ...

bin gbagbo: zakari and abubakari, all of them na "kari"

so in a competition, which one go carry last undecided

use your brain angry
this post is craaP! of course
Jokes Etc › Re: Akpors The Brilliant Student by sats: 12:10am On Dec 02, 2012
i see ... more
Jokes Etc › Re: How Do I Create My Own Thread? by sats: 6:05pm On Nov 30, 2012
BIGVAJINA: HELP ME embarassed
now this is a joke ... try "Thread opening for dummies" ... hiss
Phones › Re: How Do I Track A Stolen Blackberry Phone by sats: 6:11pm On Nov 29, 2012
https://appworld.blackberry.com/webstore/content/20844/

or just go to appworld on your bb and search for it
Phones › Re: How Do I Track A Stolen Blackberry Phone by sats: 12:42pm On Nov 28, 2012
SPIFF: It's often said one can track a blackberry phone through the PIN. I just want to know the best way to go about it. My wife's BB was snatched last week alongside her bag while on bike (okada). Your urgent contribution is welcomed.
does the phone have bb protect? if it has not been wiped, u can control d phone from bb protect website

others do as instructed above
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Your Month Of Birth And Catch Some Fun Pls by sats: 11:20pm On Nov 27, 2012
this is not humor
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija Police Don Improvement Ooooo. by sats: 11:15pm On Nov 27, 2012
seen ... u can do beta
Jokes Etc › Re: Please I Dont Understand This by sats: 11:08pm On Nov 27, 2012
craaaP! ... joor
Jokes Etc › Re: Naija No Dey Dull by sats: 11:03pm On Nov 27, 2012
excellent ... its a good one
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Picture Of The Day by sats: 11:01pm On Nov 27, 2012
seen ... u can do beta
Jokes Etc › Re: Marriage Test!!! LƠ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴̴͡L by sats: 11:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
seen
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teasing Riddles by sats: 11:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
craaaP!
Jokes Etc › Re: Happy Birthday To Me by sats: 10:49pm On Nov 27, 2012
Laitesmart: My guess is you are from Afghanistan.
busybodystan ni ... hiss
Jokes Etc › Re: If Footballers Were To Take Exams by sats: 10:41pm On Nov 27, 2012
lukewarm

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