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cool, all for the camera i guess |
shakes head and moves on to next post |
i will go for the first one, its good |
craaaP! |
thats a good one |
which network? pls |
location pls? |
i see 13 triangles as well ... nice one |
craaaP! as usual |
pls na lagos? |
bin gbagbo: bush pig!!!grow up, ow old r u? there is no joke here, so its crap, ur crap write exam pass sef ... hiss ... |
craaaP! |
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was man-lover, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" |
MR AKPORS: ya moda be craap fuul.hmmm ... i see, i touched a nerve there, i dont have to condescend to your level of insubstantiality ... open account for nairaland last month dey come post rubbish ... simple criticism you cant handle ... typical of a teenager |
its actually funny |
craaaP! ... as usual ... keep dishing it out ... i kno there is more from where that came from |
craaaP! |
PretiEbony: Mtschew!!!... Any of them can win depending on their performance.thank u for that, i thought i was the only knowledgeable one here ... bin gbagbo: zakari and abubakari, all of them na "kari"this post is craaP! of course |
i see ... more |
BIGVAJINA: HELP MEnow this is a joke ... try "Thread opening for dummies" ... hiss |
https://appworld.blackberry.com/webstore/content/20844/ or just go to appworld on your bb and search for it |
SPIFF: It's often said one can track a blackberry phone through the PIN. I just want to know the best way to go about it. My wife's BB was snatched last week alongside her bag while on bike (okada). Your urgent contribution is welcomed.does the phone have bb protect? if it has not been wiped, u can control d phone from bb protect website others do as instructed above |
this is not humor |
seen ... u can do beta |
craaaP! ... joor |
excellent ... its a good one |
seen ... u can do beta |
seen |
craaaP! |
Laitesmart: My guess is you are from Afghanistan.busybodystan ni ... hiss |
lukewarm |
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