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who would have thought deception could be funny?

Sex: male
1st Woman to land on the sun,FIRST WOMAN TO STOP Her HEART BEAT

pls try and edit the jokes when u post dem

A young soldier who was on a twenty four-hour pass went to a dance in
club and there met an attractive young woman. As they danced, he kept
making passes at her but without much result. Finally, he said,
"Look sweetheart, I really go for you in a big way. But I don't have much time. I
have to be back in the morning. I'd sure like to speed things up between us."
"But I am dancing as fast as I can" she protested wide-eyed.

Il Capitano: The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

classic response ... five stars ... need i say more? ... u can do better

speeder: We lack talent in this joke section.
Our only talent is to Ctr-c + Ctr-p. When do we learn on how to make our own jokes. Most joke here are from FB pages. We have the talents, we just depend too much on others to do the dirty work, then we benefit.
You're talented, I'm talented, we're all talented. Get down to it.

preacher, d section is not limited to jokes u created personally, if u find jokes that r good, pls share, thats much easier, quicker and more fun

moderatorless section ... craaaP!

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i see ... u can do beta

its good

its good ... lolll

craaaP!

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whats wrong wit d pic? love conquers all

i see ... u can do beta

lolll ... thats a good one

i see ... u can do better

lolll ... nice one

lol ... its ok

craaaP! ... this section has no moderator, its obvious

... i see

Lagusta: One of the silly newbies that stole his mom's money to buy nokia 2222 just to browse, any little thing he sees must be CRAAAAP!!!

But he doesn't know that he is just a shît stain on the thread....

...sighs... wen i come online to a forum, am very cautious of what i post. u termed me a newbie,did u even check my profile before makin dat comment?
when i joined nairaland u didnt kno what a modem was, talk less of owning one

stole money,nokia 2222 ... smh ... in this age of bb, pls ur mockery lacks merit

BIGVAJINA: and whu be this mugu? mcheew

keep running ur mouth, for a lady, i can assure it wont go well, ur username says a lot about u

not bad

d picture is funny, so i will excuse ur post from craaap! status

BINGBAGBO1: i am a reggae artist and have kept my locks for about 28 years now.
she has lately become very critical of my locks and yesterday ordered me to shave it off or else loose her.
she says its unkept, untidy and most annoying of it all smelling.
i really love her and dont wanna lose her.
should i shave?

smh ... u call that a joke? y do u even bother?

Qluminati: Really I have been followin this joke section thin for over a year nw....and just chosed to sign up 3 days ago.....and on every bin agbepo's thread that I av checked out has been a real waste of time and mb.....nw answer this....who made u the trojan abi projan President?.....I av seen and read couple of projan members jokes that cracks me up.....but bin chop poo"s has been an utmost waste and disasta.....haba.....

#GBAM# need i say more? ... ok na ... craaaP!

lolll .... sms volume ... perfume picture .... nice one

NEW BIN: When a lady is pregnant, all her friends will touch her belly and say "Congrats!".But none of them will go and touch the man's joystick and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters!!



bull shittz!

title and content does not match, besides why should d man's joystick b touchd? i thought they called it "private part" ... hiss ... d moral is ok though so i wont flag it as craaaP!

smh ... am sorry, is dis a joke?