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Christianity EtcPastor Adeboye: Buying A Plane To See God by saturnjay(op): 6:53pm On Mar 19, 2009
Have you heard the news? That our pastor, Pastor Adeboye, has acquired a brand new aircraft for N4 billion? Jesus is a mighty God, a mighty God, Jesus is a m, "

"Sharaap! Are you mad? So what business of mine is that? Now you see why I am not a Christian, and certainly cannot be your kind of mumu Christian. You are hungry and jobless and you are singing praises to Jesus that your bishop has gone to buy an aircraft for 4 billion naira! I am sorry for you. Please, get out of my sight."

"Na bad belle dey worry you. Can't you see the glory of God in that? A Gulfstream 4XP aircraft, whao, that's a pleasure ride, man, I mean a pleasure fly. Our pastor is the first to buy that kind of aircraft and he didn't even borrow a kobo to buy it. Cash down. I told you, our Redeemed Christian Church of God is the biggest and best church in the world, and buying this plane has just confirmed it, he has beaten others to it. We lead; others follow. Hallelujah!"

(Shaking his head) "Are you sure you're well? So, tell me, where did your pastor get N4billion from? With that kind of money, do you know what industry he can set up to provide employment for thousands, the likes of you jobless graduates who throng his churches in droves seeking the "salvation" of a job? In a land full of poverty and deprivation, a "man of God" goes ahead collecting monies from the poor and rich, promising them the kingdom of God, and going ahead to buy such luxury aircraft. Psshhh!"

"What you fail to know in your ignorance is that that money is not just our collections, not just our tithes and offerings, it is the blessing of God. How is it possible to collect N4billion just like that if God did not bless it? It is like the miracle of the five fish and two loaves with which Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour fed five thousand people. These things are not possible except through God. Look at all the wonders that are happening to us, look at the size of our churches, look at our university, everything. And we can still buy a N4billion aircraft and you think that is done by man? You are ignorant. May God open your eyes and let you see His wonders."

"O, I see! You guys collected N4,000 and your pastor performed Jesus miracle, prayed on it and it turned to N4billion! I wonder where is the taxman. About time religion stops being the excuse for not paying taxes. I am ignorant, ehn? Well, I would rather remain so than belong to your "enlightened" group."

"So, what's your gripe, anyway? What's an ordinary N4billion aircraft when even smaller boys own bigger planes in America, and even here in Nigeria? After all, Bishop Oyedepo of Winners Chapel, also has an aircraft. But ours has beaten his own."

"So, it's a case of 'my Mercedes is bigger than yours'? Hehehe."

"Stay there. If only you know how busy our pastor is and the magnitude of the evangelism he can achieve by being able to fly all over the world at short notice and convert people and expand our size, then you wouldn't be saying the nonsense you are saying. With that plane, now you have to know that no matter the money you bring to God through our church, you know our pastor is bigger than that. You bow."

"Hmmmmm, I see. But tell me, when will you get a job, now that your bishop has bought this plane?"

"Leave that alone. What you don't know is that in the same way that God has been faithful to Bishop Adeboye and granted him his wish for this plane, so will He be faithful to the rest of us and grant our wishes. Even with this plane, how do you know it wouldn't be a means for our bishop to be able to carry our supplications to God in heaven faster?"

"O, I see. You must be right. The plane flies in the sky, and heaven is in the sky, sebi? So your pastor will literally fly in his new plane to take your supplications to God? O pari o!"

"The fool says in his heart, there is no God. Please stop being a fool. I want you in paradise with me."

"I pass. Your pastor should be enough company there."

"So, what about the N100 I asked for? I'm really hungry, man."

"N100? Hundred naira ko, hundred kobo ni. Adeboye no dey there?"
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 10:04pm On Jan 29, 2009
I have read the Bible and i even have a copy at home with me, i was not afraid reading the Bible, Please pick a copy of the Holy Quran and read the chapter titled "The Mary" Please do and you will experience something different in you. There are King James versionof Bible, and various other versions. Are you aware that you and the Jehovah witness, Seven days adventist and catholic churh goers don't read the same Bible. They are variants, research these, why!!!!. Please research if there various versions of the Holy Quran and ge across to me this night.
The Holy Bible has been adulterated by the people of the book in the past, that's why they are variations in the Bible as a book.
Will you not think?
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2009
David, please pick a copy of the Holy Quran and read and you would be convinced. We acknowledge the prophethood of Muhammad, Jesus, Moses, David, Jonah, Noah, Adam, Abraham, Solomon, John the baptist, etc and we make no distinction between them. Why are you people of the book denying Prophet Muhammad (SAW). He is the last and the seal of the prophethood. He brought Islam via divine guidance from God through the acrh Angel Gabriel (AS). Please learn about Islam with open mind before the reality occur to you, May God guide you David. Amin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Thanks by saturnjay(m): 8:30pm On Jan 28, 2009
Sallam alaekum. Rikkard. Please call me on this gsm (08034309244), i will call you back so that we can talk about some issues. Maa sallam.
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 9:33pm On Jan 27, 2009
Hello. Muhammad did not succumb to poison. Let me educate you. The reference you gave happened in Kaibar, arabian peninsula when muslims conquered the jews there, a jewish woman poisoned a roasted calf that was meant for the muslims to eat. A muslim man ate it and die instantly, Muhammad (SAW) ate a bit of it and spat it away, and told the companions that the meat was poisoned.
The jewish woman was summoned and she confessed that she poisoned it deliberately to ascertianed the prophethood of Muhammad (SAW), that if He is a false Prophet she would get rid of him, otherwise she would know He is a true prophet. Muhammad detected it before the death of the other companion and He survived long after it. He afterward ordered that the woman should be let to go free. Muhammad (SAW) never avenged any wrong doings done to him except the ones that affect the the right of Allah and the message and He was instructed to treat/correct/fight against the wrongdoings and was always cautioned not to be excessive. Muhammad never fought a war except with the command of Allah. He was always inspired and He never did a thing but with guidance from AllAh (SWT).
These confirm the true Prophethood of the Messenger of Allah.
Christianity EtcRe: Scandal: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome In South African Trouble! by saturnjay(m): 8:17pm On Jan 25, 2009
Can true faith be built on "miracle" or "self-conviction" ? Please take time to study Islam and experience the practical peace that it has,
Christianity Etc10 Recipes For Happiness by saturnjay(op): 7:14pm On Jan 24, 2009
Please read the recipes to everlasting happiness
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 7:05pm On Jan 24, 2009
Jesus was a mortal like me and you but he was favoured by God to be a Messenger and Prophet of God. He is not dead, he is coming back at endtime to live like us and die like a mortal. The spirit is the Angel Gabriel who is the arch-angel that is charged with special messages frm God.
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 6:59pm On Jan 24, 2009
please read what islam stand for,
IslamRe: The Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 6:48pm On Jan 24, 2009
Pastro AIO, the spirit of truth is Prophet Muhammad. The Holy Quran was revealed to him via "ruuh qudus" (Angel Gabriel), who is a spirit from God. Muhammad was a mortal and it is appointed that every soul must have a taste of death. Jesus is mentioned in the Holy Quran just like Moses,Jonah,David,Solomon,Noah,Adam and so on. Please take a copy of the Quran and read.
Angel Gabriel revealed the Quran to Holy Prophet Muhammad and he never travelled out of the arabian peninsula, he never studied the Torah and the Bible, he was an illiterate and Holy Quran was revealed to him confriming what was in the Torah and Bible and correcting most things/texts that has been manipulated and adultearted in the Torah and the Bible by the jews and others.
Please wake up!
I am ready to give you more facts if you are interested.
May Allah guide you.
Amin.
RomanceRe: Help My Sisters Boyfriend Is Killing Me by saturnjay(m): 6:29pm On Jan 24, 2009
look they guy is lion that is awaiting to devour you, and turn you against your sister, he is lying , tell him off, i am a man and i know man, run!!! he is a cock-sucking bastard,
RomanceRe: What If Your Girlfriend, Stores Your Number With A Female Name? by saturnjay(m): 6:04pm On Jan 18, 2009
She is cheating on the guy, period
IslamThe Truth About Jesus by saturnjay(op): 5:18pm On Jan 18, 2009
Please download & read the truth about Jesus Christ
RomanceRe: I'm Seeing Someone, And He's Married by saturnjay(m): 4:59pm On Jan 18, 2009
u r promiscous, i guess that's why he dumped u and has been pumping u all along, his friend must have told him ow he has been pumpin u as well. men talk and this kind of discussion is always given priority, they only keep u cos u r a good f**k. period!
RomanceRe: Do Handsome Men Cheat More? by saturnjay(m): 4:32pm On Jan 18, 2009
I believe cheating those not have anything to do with how handsome a man is but the amount of male sex hormones in some men, it is not quite easy for these men, evenif they don't want to cheat on their spouses.

The way out is for them to discipline and control their sex feelings, some men can hardly have sex with their spouse not to talk of cheating. So, the cheaters should just zip-up and control themselves, because sexual power without control is nothing,
RomanceRe: Having an Affair With My Cousin by saturnjay(m): 7:32pm On Oct 18, 2008
frankly speaking, marrying of cousin is not a big deal, can anybody tell me where it is prohibited in the Bible or the Quran? it is allowed in islam for you to marry your cousin and it is not incest.incest is when you have the same parent but in this case it is not even the same parent, your aunt or uncle and somebody else, please if you love him formalize things and marry this guy, after all kini big deal?

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