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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana To Jail Pastors, Prophets Who Give Negative Prophecies To The Public by saudatu(m): 9:06pm On Dec 28, 2021
AderonkeOlaniyi:
Christianity is a curse in Africa; Islam is a curse to the world.


May you be guided alright. Amin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is A Liar And Should Not Be President Of Nigeria - Bode George (Video) by saudatu(m): 8:59am On Dec 26, 2021
The fear of Tinubu is the ....... cheesy
Religion / Re: Man Attacks Bishop Oyedepo On The Pulpit (Video) by saudatu(m): 9:32pm On Dec 14, 2021
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: New Electoral Law Now Awaits NASS, Presidency – INEC by saudatu(m): 11:58am On Dec 14, 2021
Let's hope our so called president will assigned to the bill ASAP.
Politics / Re: My Tribalistic Encounter With Buhari In 1981 - Ex Man O' War Leader Adewumi by saudatu(m): 3:55pm On Jun 20, 2021
All this allegations can't be false. Mr. President you can do better.
Car Talk / Re: Doctor Laments As Car Disappears In Abuja Market by saudatu(m): 1:25pm On Jun 17, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy No Kill me with laugh...
Burger01:
The problem of Nigeria is 'we, the people"... There's something unique about being a Nigerian.... I just can't place my fingers on it. angry

Stealing, killing, kidnapping, telling lies (with impunity), drugs, fraud, voting criminals into public places, having a terrorist as a president undecided, sentimental voting, nepotism, name them......na only 'we' Waka come

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by saudatu(m): 12:33pm On Mar 27, 2021
Faber:
Nancy told me she is staying with Chisco her elder sister. So she took me to Chisco place. And her sister loved me. Each time I want to see her I will go to her Elder sister house. Her Elder sister is a mother of 3 kids. Each time I visit them, if my babe is not around them go tell me she just left or that she went to market, I will call her and she will come back.

This went on for months. I always buy biscuits for her sister kids. On one or two occasions I gave Evans 500 naira and the small boy no dey use me play. E come be say my babe and her elder sister put hand together flog Evans, as I entered that morning, Evans was crying. Inorder to retaliate, Evans told me everything. Evans took me to Nancy real house. And ran away.

Omo as I knocked for door na 2 pikins come out o. They resemble my babe o. Las Las my babe come out with only wrapper...

Omo na married woman I dey date be that. On hearing a deep voice asking " Nne who is that?" From inside...I pick race. The thing ended that day

Fear women. In case you don't know...na Eve deceive serpent tell am make im climb tree pluck Apple for her, sake of sake she no sabi climb. Don't believe snake tempter Eve.

This one deep ooo lipsrsealed

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: Why Nigeria Has Not Changed For Better by saudatu(m): 9:56am On Mar 14, 2021
Antoeni:
WHEN THE CHURCH BECOMES A BUSINESS

1) Pastors function like CEOs
2) Members are turned into customers
3) Other churches are seen as competitions
4) Evangelism is reduced to marketing
5) Church planting looks more like franchising.

6) Numbers are primary measure of success
7) Prayer and Word study are replaced by formulas
cool Revival is reduced to a few days fund-raising
program
9) Preaching sounds more like motivational speech. All the people do is shout "I receive, Amen," throughout the concert. I mean the "service".

10) Praise and Worship is turned into a
performance. The best actors are made the worship and praise leaders.
11) The Spirit of God is reduced to "emotionalism". No real power of God other than hypnosis and sensationalism.

12) The saints are entertained instead of equipped
13) Disciples of Christ have become papa's sons, daughters and fans.
14) The Church, a living Body has now become a lifeless body
15) A leader's empire is built instead of the
Kingdom of God advanced
16) The pastor becomes the super man and Jesus Christ reduced to just another religious figure.
Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Buys A Car, Gets Another As Gift by saudatu(m): 9:45pm On Jan 13, 2021
This is called using what you have to get what you want. Congrats sha.... naa me remain.
Phones / Re: EFCC Warns Against NIN Sale by saudatu(m): 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2021
gentleman82:
this monkey you know what is 3million dollars, you lie pass lie mhammed,even effc officials go sell their nin for far less

Exactly my thought!!! No mind that Simps cool
gentleman82:
this monkey you know what is 3million dollars, you lie pass lie mhammed,even effc officials go sell their nin for far less

Exactly my thought!!! No mind that Simps

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Business / Re: "I Started Small, Bank Of Industry Lifted Me" - Innoson by saudatu(m): 2:35pm On Jan 03, 2021
richfriendsng:
Since he did it, you can also. Thanks for my blogging business. Qu Quote me with your number if you want to be a blogger.
Brother I will love to be a blogger ooo.... adenleibrahim@gmail.com
Travel / Re: Railway Transformation In Nigeria (Photos, Video) by saudatu(m): 6:28pm On Jan 02, 2021
Kudos to Buhari on this

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Politics / Re: Lekki Tollgate On Fire After Secuity Agents Reportedly Kill EndSARS Protesters by saudatu(m): 10:39pm On Oct 20, 2020
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Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: “I Didn’t Protest With Them” - Davido Tells IGP Adamu by saudatu(m): 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2020
ethicallyright:
We told you that everything the Celebrities did was clout chasing.
That is even Davido with a billionaire and influential father and relatives in politics.

Do you think Tasha , Mercy Eke , Toyin Abraham , Tiwa Savage , Don Jazzy etc would say a different thing ?

How do you explain that a certain musician that declined to join a protest against bad governance, hike in prices of goods , unemployment, closed tertiary institutions , rusty infrastructures, etc( which really matters)
on the first week of October suddenly pays for billboards for #endsars protest on the second week of October.

Would Zarah Buhari or Kiki Osibanjo ever join the protesters in the protest against bad governance, inflation or Herdsmen killings in Southern Nigeria? Well they joined this one because it beats their collective imagination that we unite to protest against a very micro unit of a bigger failed system which does not directly affect the excesses of their parents.

You have said it all

The unemployed youths will end the protest next week when the International break stops(they would be in their offices this morning if they had jobs). Many will return to betnaija and betking shops with the hope that they will win 40 million with 100 naira to marry and train their children. Others will return to their Yahoo which many of them don't really get paid because of lack of jobs, the girls who should be gainfully employed would continue to run a makeup business on WhatsApp (a front for her sexual trade) and that 24 year old final year student in UNILAG will resume school next year at the age of 25 while the senator's 22 year old son would return abroad to a job at NNPC or CBN.


The cycle continues because #endsars was our problem. I almost forgot that the underemployed SARS officials would be redeployed to other units where they will still earn their " big" salary of 41,000 naira a month while waiting for the next unlucky person that will pay 500,000 naira as bail for overtaking and denting a celebrity's Range Rover.

If you believe that protest culture in Nigeria has developed then you should rethink. This protest does not affect the ruling class directly. It will only turn wives of mobbed policemen to widows and parents of murdered protesters to mourners.While the elites remain untoched.


Magnoliaa , like I told you . This is Davido caught in a spy camera denying that he protested against SARS at the IG's office .
Islam for Muslims / Re: NSCIA: No Moon Sighted, Fasting Continues Tomorrow by saudatu(m): 9:55pm On May 22, 2020
May Almighty Allah strengthen us to fast the remaining one. Amin. Happy Eid-Fitril in advance

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Crime / Re: Man, Wife Pay Assassins To Eliminate Neighbour Over Covid-19 Palliative by saudatu(m): 3:28pm On Apr 29, 2020
gbebodye:
Pure evil but this is quite funny.
The couples could afford to pay assassins o

angry
They are not poor, they choose to confuse the guyz to abort his kind deed but he refuse hence attempt on his life.
Religion / Re: Installation Of New Catholic Bishop In Ekwulobia Anambra Amid COVID-19 Pandemic by saudatu(m): 3:19pm On Apr 29, 2020
PAGAN9JA:
Very nice to see mental slavery and foreign masquerades doing their rituals and idolatry in Nigeria. And then condemning my ancestors belief system at the same time.



*Please change your dp to the below picture on all social media accounts.Lets carry out a silent protest to save the life of this young man. Let us save the Constitution of Nigeria before it becomes islamized completely.

I almost did what you requested before I got to know you are a religious bi.got you shouldn't have gone that route. angry
Politics / Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On COVID-19 Lockdown On 27th April, 2020 by saudatu(m): 8:17pm On Apr 27, 2020
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Armed Protesters In Camo Demonstrate Against Stay-At-Home Orders In Kansas, US by saudatu(m): 12:59pm On Apr 24, 2020
I believe if we have licence to arsenal like this we would have sorted our self as Nigerian.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Extends Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 14 Days by saudatu(m): 7:31pm On Apr 13, 2020
Buhari you don do your worst. God pass you. cool
Business / Re: What Lead To The Collapse Of Your First Business? by saudatu(m): 8:50am On Nov 16, 2019
ThisisIkemefuna:
I'm considering mini importation but do not know how viable it is considering that ordered goods often arrive very late and I am using my last cash to venture into it

Try Jumia.

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman: Christians Pray For Donald Trump Over Impeachment by saudatu(m): 6:21pm On Oct 08, 2019
Religious bigot! That how they deceive gulible Nigerians all in the name of religion.

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Health / Re: 71% Nigerians Have No Malaria Parasite Antigen,wasting Money On Drugs– New Study by saudatu(m): 9:03pm On Jul 04, 2019
johnmattew:
stop wasting your money in antimalarial drugs

drinking moringa tea every money or at least 3 times a week prevents malaria....even replacing anti malaria drugs with moringa tea totally annuls malaria

trybut and thank me later
Nice one.

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Politics / Re: ADHOC Staff Refuses To Work If Money Is Not Paid At Layeni, Lagos State. Photos by saudatu(m): 9:37am On Mar 09, 2019
At my polling unit we are yet to commence voting due to same lack of our alawi. Kosowo Kosibo! grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Lagosians Blast LASG Over Sudden Potholes Fixing by saudatu(m): 12:48pm On Sep 22, 2018
Ambode is a go. E gba low re, egbe fun Jide!!! Imagine he moved a mini Port started by Fashola from Badagry to Epe. grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Passengers Pay Higher To African Countries Than Within Europe, UAE by saudatu(m): 12:04pm On Aug 19, 2018
Hmm.. after now when someone say sh!t hole onaa go vex grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo Asks Students To Sow N500k Seed - Daddy Freeze Reacts (Video) by saudatu(m): 7:22pm On Aug 13, 2018
embarassed
Nairaland / General / Re: Overloaded Small Vehicle Heading To Benue From Onitsha Main Market by saudatu(m): 7:34pm On Aug 08, 2018
This can only happen in a zoo or shit. hole. grin cheesy cheesy

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Sports / Re: Breaking: Navy Seals recused 4 boys from Trapped Thai Cave by saudatu(m): 5:22pm On Jul 08, 2018
I'm happy for them and their parents.
Crime / Re: Indian Man's Reason For Killing A Policeman Goes Viral, Sparks Online Debate by saudatu(m): 8:41pm On Jul 07, 2018
gunpoint:
Hmmmm... I suppose
Bad ass grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Meets With Nyesom Wike In Rivers (PHOTOS) by saudatu(m): 8:05pm On Jul 07, 2018
OneCorner:
We igbos don’t want east west road so afonjas won’t be coming to our land again.
They should please destroy the road!!! cool

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