2shure:
Pls how can I get this job sir

Wait for him to get the job first before you start bombarding him with requests

oladipuposadeeq:
you are very biased and note this statement of yours displays sentiment all thru, not everyone in a particular tribe is a tribal bigot but you already displayed you are also because youvsaid bigots not referring to one but almost all if not all. The woman in question made a very big mistake and also erisco himself made a big one I have delivered items to them before but would you take it if someone comes out publicly to say you killed someone which in turn people start spreading rumours about it. it's not done anywhere, you don't say sumtin as such and expect things to just go like that, if the lady had taken down her post when she was told to, it wouldn't have led to this but she was proving stubborn.

If you have ever built up a business from scratch you would not have written this rubbish!

Imported religion

RALPHOW:
Small Money !
Only 5 Nigerians can pay off these loans now.

Only Dangote worth $13.5 Billion

Oya mention those 5 Nigerians.

For your information net worth of a person and the person's cash liquidity are two very different things.

If you add all the unencumbered cash in Dangote's personal bank bank accounts it will not be up to $1billion!

Asonaijaaso:
The real Nnamdi Kanu is not the one in Jail
Thats the clone, He was cloned during Buhari's administration.
This one is from Sudan.
if you look at his ear, you will notice that one is slightly smaller than the other.
Also this one has a small scar on his left left leg.
Tell him to remove his clothes next time he is in court and jump on one leg.....the whole world will see he is a clone !

This one is Mazi Nnamdi kanu el-sudan. He is from the zoo. Let the clone remain in jail.

The real one is still free in Biafra.

So you also noticed

So he is now begging government of the zoo?

Wonders shall never end

Richtaiwo:
So the people who died on account of his orders, shebi dem no belong to families?

You dey mind them?

MatrixReloaded:
Jack Bauer
Jason stuartman

Jason Statham

Make una try dey mind una business inside church!

One person said the husband is dressed like a bar tender

Never heard of her before

oluwaseyi0:


I don't get

He was referring to those who will loose their jobs as a result

Where are those people who have been deceiving themselves that the economic hardship did not get to the south eastern part of Nigeria?

MVLOX:
I been think say him wan revenge on behalf of Cameroon

Raylight2:
That was how I lost $80 . My friend lost #2M to this scam.

Na because una no dey gree hear word

This is good, such marriages should be encouraged so that we can reduce the number of unmarried ladies

commoditiesnig:
Good day all,

N260k needed today for Business purpose, with 5% Interest

Money needed to liquidate a medium loan facility to get a bigger facility for Business expansion.

Repayment in 48hrs
Interest: 5%

Pls contact me on 07037537406.

Let's assume a person gives you the loan of 260K but at the end of the day you fail to secure the bigger facility you are hoping for, where will you get money to repay the loan of 260K?

I hope you have factored in this possibility

fuck419:
The only position i can take in a bank is the CEO or Chairman.

Oya make you go start your own bank

perfectsusanoo:
money no too de but im stucked between light bill or donkey/horse meat.
One needs to go to balance moi budget but i cannot live without donkey meat. Atleast twice a week.

Are you from Nenwe in Enugu State? They eat donkey meat there

There is serious hunger in the land

TANID:
Ithink it's around 4millions now

Are you serious?

For that think that doesn't even have a battery or a single airbag?

Doolove:

I'm not knowledgeable about those things, the guy said he will have to order for it online because the laptop parts is scarce. If I had money I would have taken it to market myself and inquire from others.

I think it's just the screen of the laptop that got broken, the motherboard and other critical parts should still be Ok

Here is how you can improvise, if you have a flat screen TV, I would suggest you get a HDMI cable and connect the laptop to the TV or external screen so you can use it for the meantime to do your work

Doolove:

The PC is not mine, so I don't the liberty to sell it.

Since it's borrowed I think you should have been more careful with it

Doolove:
I started a remote job this month with a pay of 30k. It has not been easy but I’ve managed to survive largely due to the advance payment that I’ve been collecting from my understanding boss.

Just few days to the end of the month, I’ve been dealt a devastating blow that has put my job in serious jeopardy. My work laptop which is even borrowed fell and the screen broke, going blank instantly. I don’t know where to start from as I don’t have a dime on me. A tech guy that I asked said the laptop screen would cost me $40 minus workmanship. I spoke to my boss but he said his hands are tied because laptop is a requirement for the job.

Please I plead on the good people of nairaland to help me save my job. Everyone that I have asked have had one excuse or the other to give so this is my last resort. I am open to any sort of verification.

By the way, why are you quoting the estimated repair cost in dollars, are you not in Nigeria?

Do as you wish, no one is stopping you

hustla:



You go explain tire when in actuality, nobody gives a sh*t as you're just another troll

Continue

I don explain tire, no evidence

TripleA1:
Which Nigerian bank has the best customer packages for dollar account?

You should be more concerned about where your money will be safe than the interest they will pay you on the dollar deposit.

Go with GTBank or Zenith Bank although I am aware that UBA pays interest on dollar deposits but the amount is very negligible.

On no account should you keep a significant amount of your savings with a fintech company which promises to convert your money to dollars and pay you a mouth-watering interest, they can close shop at any time and you kiss your money good bye

AltCtrlDel:



I'd prefer if you could BORROW some common sense and move back to Romance section.

The yoruba adage goes; ''a child being fed never understands the meaning of famine''.

If you took the time to consider spending N950 on a pack of spaghetti and N300 on an egg to keep your body and soul together, you wouldn't be here spewing rubbish.

People return here daily after a long day's work, seeking valuable information to improve their lives. Yet individuals like you come here solely to elongate threads unnecessarily.

Come on, kiddo, go do something meaningful with your life.

My bad, I only just realised I strayed into the thread for economic migrants (UK Branch)

While we're at it I hope you guys remember to visit Nigeria occasionally so you can get some natural Vitamin D from the sun and eat real Nigerian delicacies such as...
suya,
efo riro,
ofe onugbu,
amala ati ewedu
nkwobi,
gbegiri
ofe nsala garnished with mangala fish
point and kill,
bush meat
African salad
akara
moin-moin
masa
akamu
okpa with a bottle of Coke
ewa agoyin ati Agege bread

I know some of you are already salivating

Too bad, continue eating your chicken and chips, burger, spaghetti with sauce that does not contain pepper and the rest of the tasteless oyinbo food

Peerielass:



The bolded proves that you haven’t lived in the UK or amongst so called native speakers. The most common phrase here is ‘You was’, even TV presenters say that on a daily basis and no one bats an eyelid. The most important question is, are they communicating? Does everyone understand the point they are trying to put across.

How many times will I tell you guys that I don't live in the UK, have never lived in the UK and have no desire to live in the UK or any part of Europe or America for that matter...I prefer to just pop in and out of Europe when business or pleasure takes me there!

These people have taken banditry to a new level in the north!