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StraightGaay:
The military should act now, oh, I forgot they have no balls.

2special:
Why she conn post her own pictures more abi she's advertising herself niii.

AareGaa:
Read the write up. His trial was still ongoing when he now tendered another forged materials to clear himself of all charges.
Onyeama is a failed lawyer . He knows he's in trouble and cannot escape America's sledge hammer.

He will remain a fugitive for life

Enddy50ty:
Something must have gone wrong. CNG converted vehicles are still safe for driving despite this tragedy.

DeLaRue:
Petrol cabal fighting back.

The old, rickety car in that image probably has its own peculiar problem that caused that problem. It might have nothing to do with the CNG itself.

In any casw, diesel, petrol, and most especially electric vehicles do catch fire/explode from time to time.

Electric cars even catch fire on their own several hours after they are parked.

That has not stopped people from buying those vehicles.

Ebubu:
Who wants to marry an old woman everybody in the industry has tasted

Heffalump:
There is no "Happy Birthday" wish to waste here.

Seyi Tinubu should live a low key life and advise his father to resign honorably if he's a gentleman.

Baronthecelebri:
She marry the wrong man

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Mary73:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/10/enugu-govt-never-imposed-new-mortuary-tax-says-revenue-board/

wman:
90 years and still working? Omo!

Saviola86:
I have a brother who is a senior pastor in one of the popular churches in the country (name withheld). Over the years he has risen up the ladder in the church hierarchy and is doing well for himself. He is adorned by outsiders but at home he is not the man they think he is.

He has been married for 7years and the union is blessed with 2 lovely kids and all of a sudden he thinks his wife is not good enough and wants a divorce

For years they have been having fights here and there and on several occasion the wife got a black eye. We normally don’t get involved in anybody’s marriage but his case is getting out of hand that we can no longer allow the wife to continue living with our brother.

That lady is a wonderful lady and is the best wife married into the family so far. She stood by him when he was a young pastor wallowing in poverty until he rose up the ranks and now he thinks she is not good enough

We all know that our brother is the problem in that marriage because he is not doing what he is supposed to do. He is nice to others but take care of his home is a big issue

On the last beating she got last night, we all said enough is enough and will grant him the divorce he seeks but none of us will be present in any marriage he seeks to have again

The wife is more like a sister to us and we stand by her and will contribute our quota to ensure she resettles again in life

Today I heard him preach and people praying and shouting, I felt bitter and angry.

I don’t think I can still attend a church he preaches , I am leaving

ItisWell22:
What inspired your monicker?

ICTspecialist:
I have bookmarked this comment and I swear I must get you.
I'm currently in 13, Wole Ariyo Street, Off Admiralty Way, Lekki Phase 1.
I go use you set example.
Drop your number or you call me if Dem born your papa well or arrange a day and time let's meet in less than 24 hours, if you survive it make God punish me.
If you no be bastard or coward, try call that number. It's online faceless forum like this that gives you coward the chance to talk anyhow.
You go learn lesson the hard way.

Dynoz01:
hehehehe kai!!...nothing wey adamu no go see for gate...if u know sey ur mama no Bleep herbalist for shrine take get you this wasted sperm drop ur number make we meet one on one make we know which person go visit dentist bastard obote like u...that nairaland is a faceless forum makes u think u can just talk and threaten anyone ...u must truly be a lunatic...No 2 untity close off shola martins new oko-oba thats my address ...if u last 5mits with me standing on ur both feets I'll pay for all the damages that will befall ur sorry ass...BASTARD!!!

mecuries:
the same presidency told Nigerians to "tighten their belts".. are they doing that themselves?

TeamLeader:
Good day nairalanders

Please which bank can open a current account in just my name? I don't have a business name yet or a company name. I only partner with a company to run my own personal stuffs. Is it even possible? I currently have a savings account with GT and the inflows and outflows on the account is above 4m within six months period.

My issues here is that I want to apply for a loan up to 1m for a building project and spread the payments for 12 months for convinience repayments.

I asked if I can convert the savings account to current account they said no unless I have a registered business name with CAC and I don't think I want to go through those process now.

I need this loan up to a million which I'm sure I'll pay up within 4months max but for convenience sake, I'll spread it for a year with the interest.

Which bank or account can I operate that can give me this offer please?

Thank you for your help.

Emmanuel900:
Money has a way of revealing the ugliness of humans.

A colleague of mine who is an engineer, helped his girlfriend get an interior decoration work with our organization, and after she made money, she dumped him.

She made over 3million naira profit for a job she did in a month. That's her boyfriend's salary in a year and some months.

The things is, she went to an interior decoration school in Lagos, and improved her skills by following architects in Lagos.

As the brain behind the design, I had wanted to recommend someone, since I can't collect contract as a staff.

It was one of the smallest projects, and of course, it was easy to consider a Nigerian for its furnishing.

He approached me and begged me not to give a negative criticism of her status when she arrives for an interview:

"Guy, I wan marry this girl, and the mama even sabi me. I wan propose next month.

Guy anything you fit do -- I know say you get person, but please."

It was an opportunity for him to prove he wanted her progress.

I helped when the boss told me the idea of trying her. Because I wanted a brother's happiness, I covered up her lapses any time the boss asked me what I thought about her.

The project was in PH, and it was the only design I had done for the organisation there.

After the project, she told him her profit, and said "thank you."

She ended the call abruptly, and sent him a text never to call her again. He was hiding it from me, because it would make him look stupid, until another female colleague told me.

"No wonder I you've been avoiding me," I told him.

Then, I saw a man nearly weeping. After showing me a text where she told him never to call her again, he showed me her other text message, and it was this:

" Thank you for everything. I can't continue dating you. You can't even enter flight to visit me in lagos. Since I relocated to lagos 4months ago, I've checked it. You're not the guy for me so find another girl."

I gave him a deep hug.

My female colleague hugged him too.

I gave the lady a call afterwards, and she sincerely told me she could no longer date someone like him.

"Please, is there something he did?" I asked.

" No A. I just can't date someone I earn more than. You know say I no go fit tell am this. I still like him o. But I have eyes on better people. This is the first time I am making up to a million and I appreciate him for that. I don send am 100k sha. Send me your account number too."

" Are you really pulling his legs or what?" I asked.

" I am being true to myself," she replied.

The saddest part of it all?

The fact that they've been on many lovey dovey calls before this happened.

As I am typing this, the young man is in the hospital. His blood pressure was triggered.

On my way out of the ward, I remembered he sends her 40% of his salary every month. He even handled a certain personal project, and sent her 600k a certain time.

Honestly, he's the type of Boyfriend that deserves a medal. He's having a rough time now and hasn't sent her money in two months. Could this be the reason?

I think some humans don't even deserve hell -- the Devil's punishment will be too mild for them -- if it exists. There should be another place for more terrible humans.

In all your dealings, try to surround yourself with kind people. Sometimes, ask God to reveal the true nature of that person you're dating.

May we never make sacrifices for people who are undeserving of it.

May we never encounter heartless people in the guise of living their truth.

May we never build fruitless foundations. 🙏

©️ Edward Amah