thorpido:
Congratulations.
Must you show your tummy to the whole world?

These days it's necessary if you don't want people to accuse you of buying your baby from a baby factory

Congratulations to her and her family!

Thank God say this one no be lesbian

Ungrateful goat!

senztip:
Ever since I learnt Financial Literacy and became committed to learning about making and growing money, I have come to realize that contribution/esusu/ajo and other forms of traditional savings is a loss on the long run, while it has several advantages, it comes at a huge draw-down when compared to modern savings/investment styles

Walk with me...

You will join a group where you have to register with a small amount, say ₦2,000.

You commit to a daily, weekly or monthly amount. Let's say you are in a group where you contribute ₦5,000 weekly to "pack" ₦50,000 in 10 weeks. That is approximately 3 months.

At the end of the period, you get ₦50,000, when you deduct the ₦2000 registration fee you have = ₦48,000. You made a loss.

Yes, you can argue that it teaches you accountability and how to save. But the risk outweighs the Pros.

What are some of the risks?
1. The admin in charge may suddenly suffers memory loss a day before you are to "pack" your money.
2. The admin gets shady and removes you from the WhatsApp group and you have no way of contacting him or her (I have faced such - so speaking from experience).
3. One or two people refuse to or are unable to pay up, and this affects your total sum (i have also experienced this severally).
4. The admin mismanages your funds, and resorts to paying in bits. Imagine getting ₦3,000 today, ₦8,000 next week, ₦20,000 next month, ₦4,000 another month etc. You needed the bulk money for something, now see your life.
5. The admin says her account has been locked by bank or EFCC. 2 years later, the case is still in court.
...and so many other possible scenarios we can not exhaust in the context of this write-up, you are dealing with un-structured and unregulated programs and no safety or guarantee of your money at all

Imagine the emotional turmoil that comes with any of these scenarios.

Also, there is no way to insure your money.
No governmental backing or proper structure/platform.
No "swear by their Bible that if you don't give me my money at the end of 3 months, you will be un-alived."
No covenant iyip (blood covenant - lol).

Just vibes, inshallah and God abeg, mostly because of familiarity.

Financial Literacy is knowing that your money needs to grow.

[size=14pt]That You need interest on whatever money you cannot access for a certain period of time.[/size]

If I save my money with you, what is my interest at the end of 3 months? Some admins play 2 or more hands and carry numbers 1 and 2.

They basically get an interest free loan from you for their business.



What do I suggest?

Use a Fintech app or a properly structure investment platform that offers an interest, no matter how small. even ₦3,500 interest plus your bulk money after 3 months is better than a loss of ₦2,000 or the possibility of not getting back your money.


Consider:
1. Piggyvest, Cowrywise for auto savings (comes with more security but less interest) or try

2. PROFITFESS (comes with good security, guarantee of investment but way way more interests than other options on this list etc.

About PROFITFESS?

Profitfess, is a fund management agency dedicated to empowering our clients through bespoke investment solutions in form of Contract for Difference (CFD) trading and proprietary fund management (Managing Prop Accounts). Our mission is to provide personalized financial strategies that align perfectly with the unique goals and aspirations of each investor we serve.

Central to our philosophy is a commitment to proper risk management, ensuring the safety and security of our clients' funds. We employ a series of well-structured and rigorously tested trading strategies that have consistently generated profits for over a decade. This proven approach allows us to confidently navigate the market, providing a stable and secure investment environment for our clients.

Brand Brief:

Transparency is at the heart of our operations. We believe that informed clients are em-powered clients, which is why we offer frequent updates and real-time tracking of portfolio performance. Our investors can monitor their investments closely, giving them confidence
and peace of mind in knowing exactly how their funds are being managed.

With a team of seasoned financial experts and a deep understanding of the dynamic market landscape, we pride ourselves on delivering exceptional service, innovative solutions, and consistent results. Our approach is rooted in integrity and a relentless pursuit of excellence, ensuring that our clients' investments are managed with the utmost care and precision.

At Profitfess, we don't just manage funds; we build lasting relationships and trust. Our commitment to our clients extends beyond mere financial growth—we strive to offer education, support, and a partnership that evolves with your financial aspirations.

They are 4 Investment Packages structured based on your available capital:

1. Crowdfunding:

Minimum Required Capital: $50 (Approx. 83,000)
Maximum Capital in Fund: $450 (Approx. 720,000)

Expected Profit: 15% every 2 weeks

Profit is generated: In this fund model, all invested capital is pooled into a single Prop Portfolio with our trusted prop partner/broker, and it is traded/Managed by a semi-automated system where our AI analyzes the market for best entry levels and risk is managed by an in-house expert portfolio manager to guarantee withdrawals every 2 weeks from prop

Profit is split amongst all investors based on entry capital every 2 weeks.

2. Lion Fund:
Required Capital: $500 (Approx. 830,000)

Expected Profits: 20% Every 2 weeks

Profit: This is a single managed portfolio where the user's funds is used to purchase an Instant Prop account(Not requiring any evaluation) and its traded/managed by a team of experienced Forex Traders/Portfolio and risk managers to guarantee profits and payouts every 2 weeks.


3. Eagle Fund:
Required Capital: $1,500 (Approx. 2.5m)

Expected Profits: 30% Every 2 weeks

Profit: This is a single managed portfolio where the user's funds is used to purchase an Instant Prop account (Not requiring any evaluation) and its traded/managed by a team of experienced Forex Traders/Portfolio and risk managers to guarantee profits and payouts every 2 weeks.



To get started with PROFITFESS:

1. visit https://www.profitfess.co
2. Click on https://www.profitfess.co/register to sign up and account for FREE
3. Enter your details accurately as reflected on your Govt Issued ID
4. Go through available packages that starts from $50 and proceed to make deposit
5. Commit the amount of money you are willing to lockdown/invest for the particular package you are interested in. and proceed to make investment

NOTE: For those choosing the Crowdfunding Program, you will be added to a crowdfunding group for ease of communication of updates


You can also earn recurrent income even if you do not have upto $50 to start - -

All you have to do is
1. go to the referral section and copy the referral link
2. use the referral link to invite your friends, family and neighbors to save/invest with Profitfess - once they sign up and deposit to invest you will receive 5% of their invested amount (example: you invite Mr Peter and he deposits $1000 - you will automatically receive $50 which you can either use to invest or you can withdraw - after this, every month when we are paying Mr Peter profits based on his Investments with us (which will be around $300 for $1000 investment, we will also pay you 5% of $300 = $15 every month)
Get to our website now and sign up and change your financial status in a few months with us

https://www.profitfess.co/register

Where is their office located?

Okpebholo1:
Akpata chances are increasing day by day thanks to Obi. He is set to divide pdp votes in Edo central in addition to Edo south. If he can replicate same in the north,he wins...if he can win Edo south and get 25% in Edo central LGAs, he wins

Your moniker is Okpebholo but you're supporting Akpata, where exactly do you stand?

dcadaniel:
Happy Sunday to You!.

I read something today that touched me and it says, "Look and Ask of the Ancient Path and Walk therein"

It's summarized and it's from the Bible, Jer 6:16.

What it meant is that you should be asking questions. You want to make money and increase your economic standard but..

What questions are you asking?.

There are ancient, tried, tested and proven paths to earning income but you are not asking.

Let me help you out with some Questions you are to be asking, I'll give you good answers.

Q: How Do I Make Money?
A: Learn a High Income Internet Skill

Q: What skill will that be?
A: High Demand, Low in Supply Income Skill e.g Workflow Automation

Q: How Soon Can I Learn the Skill?
A: Depending, say under a Week to 3 weeks max

Q: How much can I earn with the Skill?
A: Typical rate is $15/hr: Work just 2 hours in a day that is N45k/day: work just 3 days/wk that is N540k/ month.

Q: Where can I Learn this Skill?
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NB: The Academy also grants you the Opportunity to not carry out the Job yourself making you earn more while doing way less.

The time you are wasting trying to convince us to join could have been better spent increasing your earnings on this money doubling buziness

Nonsense!

HellVictorinho8:
Seun Osewa


Fvck ur website!


Fvck whatever brings me here!

Victor Omerigwe so after all these months your head still never correct?

I will believe it when I see it!

Almaiga:
Nigerian Breweries have two massive Brewery plants in Kaduna. One is located at Kudandan, Nnamdi Azikiwe bye-pass Kaduna. While the other one is located on Kakuri Kaduna.

The Nigerian Brewery has shut down it's plant that is located in Kakuri Kaduna. They site the Tinubu's economy as the major reason for their action. Thousands of their workers who work at the Kakuri Brewery are presently jobless.

Two of my tenants are part of those that lost their jobs due to this closure. Where will they start from now? This is the big question.

Those two tenants will owe you rent for 3 years each and they will not pay till they move out of your house.

Since you support thieving Nigerians who intentionally refuse to repay their debts you will be a beneficiary of their dishonesty!

NOETHNICITY:
I am surprised as well

The fact that the guy is still on his job proves that he has the support of the FG

I am deeply deeply ashamed right now

Between he and this Emmanuel guy who do you think is more competent to speak on the quality of petroleum products from Dangote Refinery?

flokii:
NMDPRA is the regulatory authority.. they have their standards and everything to check quality of refined petroleum products put into circulation in Nigeria.

Saying the NMDPRA Chief doesn't know what he is saying is just like saying the country's regulatory agencies don't know their job.. Moreover it's a Northerner heading the Agency so no talk of ethnic bias.

You dey mind them

I wonder when this Emmanuel guy who is an economist became an expert in petrochemicals?

Nomerci:
Everyone is a thief. I carried my neighbour kid of about 13 years old,at the back I had an almost empty bottle of air refresher spray that I normally top up with oil pef and lil water.after dropping him halfway, my guys joined me and we went to high ourselves till like 9pm. Following day,make I clean interior,I begin dey find this bottle.the tin still dey pain me.i knw it's my neighbours son cos 1liter of petrol don miss from my entrance b4.i no sorry for am,I dey pray make dem catch am burn am,I go supply them petrol sef.i hate thieves.a 13 year old already stealing.i pour like liter inside bottle water,make I take use am dey burn trash.for aide of my window for aous,the next door house is about 23 feet away,.so who wan steal am,na the same 13 year old boy. Very useless family.since that day,I no answer anyone greetings so far e come from their house.bastard thieves

Shut your smelly mouth and stop trying to justify your thievery by claiming that everyone is a thief.

It is already clear that you come from a family of thieves so don't assume that everyone in Nigeria is also a thief like you.

Shameless thing because you don't want to repay a loan of 2.7K you went through the trouble of changing your mobile phone number

abba09:
bro calm down its hardship i loaned from morethan 10loan apps and i never paid any of them

You are also a thief!

People will do anything for attention these days

Cheryph200:
We are out on1st

Come out, you go collect wotowoto!

Make una dey deceive unaself?

Roguemind:
Cash is not wealth.

Inflation can mess it up.

You can lose it.

Your bank might fold.

Wealth is OWNERSHIP or Cashflow source.

There are two things the new wealthy people own - code, media or both.

MoneyBrew, for example; is a newsletter.

Yes, an Email list.

Yet - They make $49M a year.

…what if you don't have a head for code or the necessary tools to build a media enterprise that will create Cashflow?

...there is an easier short cut called no-code tech

This is tech without the complictaed, stressful and hard to learn path!

With this you can build full blown websites and even set up online shops for local and international clients....

.... And the best part? You get paid in dollars, shielding your income from Nigerian economic inflation.

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How can you be calling yourself Rogue mind and expect people looking for investment opportunities to take you serious?

Why must you people turn everything to fight here?

Why were you reading her private messages?

EngrKemp:
Biden will be re elected

What did you smoke?

Wumed120:
Hello Nigerians i am here to give you some helpfull information about one agriculture produce called palm kernel SHELL(ESAN) which is waste product from many palm tree farmers but i can tell you is a product needed in cement companies which you can buy at low price from these local palm kernel farmers and sell it to cement companies at higher price which gives you a good business within a possible short period of time.We are connected to cement companies that you can easily sell this palm kernel SHELL to as is highly demanded which you can also key in as we explain further.We do not collect money from anyone what we do is just to show you,where to buy the palm kernel SHELL at the farm and give you the link where to sell it instantly.See below how is been done

Buy the palm kernel SHELL at the farm in EDO STATE,ONDO STATE as they have the highest palm oil farmers.

Buy 600 bags of 50kg size which is 30 tonnes from cement company at cheaper price (Bags that you will use to bag the palm kernel shell),After bagging

The cement company will send trucks that will load the palm kernel SHELL.

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If this business is as profitable as you claim what is preventing you from looking for capital so you can do it yourself?

MelesZanawi:


Everything must be destroyed. Total shutdown.

Another fool spotted!

LegendHero:
These guys have their conscience intact.

The got fed up when Otti announced 15k naira for the workers in the state. Is it for garri or eba.

We are protesting this injustice on August 1st in Abia. We will demolish everything built by this one chance governor Otti.

You're a brainless fool!

Were they built with the governor's personal money, even if so what's the basis for destroying them?

thesicilian:
Lagos people will soon come in to justify their own flooded areas.

Don't let your envy of Lagos kill you

yommen:



That's not fear fair.

Life is not fair!

If he dies he won't be the first nor the last afterall hundreds have died as a direct consequence of his foolishness!

Maski87:
I don't support ipob,but if Nnamdi kanu dies in prison, that I'll be the end of Nigeria as we know it

Go and sit down my friend, Nigeria as a country is not going anywhere!

DuttyChuks:
Nne gi

This one is in pains

When the idiot was busy chanting"Nigeria is a zoo" he did not know that he has low blood pressure

justmondris:


They decided to use an amateur Republica to do the job so that it would not lead to civil war or make it look like an assassination. I thought they said there were no gunshots.

What rubbish is this one saying?!