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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by sawhite: 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2014

Danhumprey: Assnal fans be mästuabating on this thread just because they have won the Community Shield and they think they have arrived? Mtcheeww.

Well,let's the EPL begins. I won't be surprised if they end up not winning any major silverware and at worst,finish in 4th place just like last season.

. We heard that, assnal alwaiz makin top 4 till Iphone start using external memoy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by sawhite: 4:08pm On Aug 10, 2014

Okijajuju1: 2014/15 end of season standing..

Liverpool - Champions.
Arsenal - Runners up.
Chelsea - 3rd.
Manchester United - 4th
Southampton -5th
Tottenham. Hotspurs -6th
Manchester City -7th.

The Gods have spoken

hmmm we have heard it b4 it will nt happen
Story for d godz

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by sawhite: 4:06pm On Aug 10, 2014

Man c fanz be like ,we'll it just community shield, we don't need it,lmao eti ya were,awon omo jati jati

Education › Re: See Covenant University Mobile Phone Outlaw Undertaking by sawhite: 4:03pm On Aug 10, 2014

paulskillz: Nigeria Int'l Supermodel contest is about to end..Pls Vote for ( Fabiyi Paul) as Mr. Nig Int'l "KWARA"Just click on this link http:///KzzcJa and like his picture.

guy plz remove this picture that guy should nt model he should be rearing cattle in kaduna

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by sawhite: 4:03pm On Aug 10, 2014

sammycarz: City without Kompany is like Brazil without Silva.

lie d other defender no dey collect money ni

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by sawhite: 3:55pm On Aug 10, 2014

Rikidony: SANCHEZ U GO SUFFER THIS SEASON

E FOR BETA MEK U D BENCH FOR FCB

how

Family › Re: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by sawhite: 12:19pm On Aug 10, 2014

[quote author=DEGREE246u6][/quote]u father must be abacha

Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by sawhite: 4:23pm On Aug 09, 2014

Send him a text or call him to send it to. U, u don't xpect him to put it up for public eye

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Has the Ebola virus? by sawhite: 1:47pm On Aug 09, 2014

truth bee told oo, i will run oo, if a mother k
an throw her 2yr old child out cuz she has been infected wif ebola talk less of a spouse who i kan easily replace jawe abeg oo i now won die, i must see a flying car b4 i die ooo

Computers › Re: Stop Sharing USB Flash Drives - Right Now by sawhite: 6:37pm On Aug 06, 2014

Just imagine ebola is contagious on ne
t

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Science/Technology › Mermaid- Real Or Not See Pix To Tell by sawhite(op): 5:04pm On Aug 06, 2014

Not even half of the worlds ocean has been discovered! So there's NOONE on here that can say mermaids aren't real or only look a certain way! It might or might not be photo shopped, but either way; I believe that there's unknown creatures out there. And this may be one of them. My opinion!

Phones › Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by sawhite: 10:10am On Aug 06, 2014

airtel is nt double chargin, it because u are using a bb plane in a non bb device

Culture › Google Translate: 10 Reasons Why It's No Match For Learning A Language by sawhite(op): 9:58am On Aug 06, 2014

T he number of British universities offering specialist modern-language
courses is in sharp decline. Is it possible that this collapse might be
partly down to the rise of free software such as Google Translate?

After all, why waste several years of your life perfecting every last
conversational nuance of a second language when you can listlessly prod

"CAN I HAVE SOME CHIPS?" on to your phone and then wave a screen
reading "POSSO TER UM POUCO CHIPS?" in the face of a disappointed
Portuguese waiter?
Obviously, this is terribly misguided. Google Translate will never be any
substitute for learning a foreign language, and here's why:

1 Google Translate is only good when there's internet. Without seriously
learning a language, all you could say to a French person offline is
whatever you memorised at school. In my case this would amount to
"bank", "swimming pool" and "Hello my name is Stuart, I am 11 years
old".

2 If Google Translate had been responsible for the English version of The
Girl From Ipanema (originally, in Portuguese, Garota de Ipanema),
Frank Sinatra would have had to croon "Girl in the golden body, sun
From Ipanema, The It swung its more than a poem", which doesn't really
scan as well.

3 If everybody relied on Google Translate, exchange trips would become
a thing of the past. You'd miss that mutely chainsmoking 14-year-old
Belgian boy with a full beard who glowers at you from the kitchen table.

4 "Sixty Two" translated into Filipino on Google Translate comes out as
the numerals "62". This is clearly no use to anybody.

5 United Nations summits would slow to a crawl, because translators
would have to type everything anyone said into the internet to figure out
what was going on. The icy silences this would create between delegates
would almost definitely result in all-out, planet-ending war.

6 Although Google Translate can teach you foreign swearwords, only a
native speaker can show you the proper intonation and the right
aggressive hand gestures to accompany them.

7 Even though it has improved a lot over the years, there's still no real
guarantee of accuracy. There's still a worry that, if you visited a doctor
on holiday with a sore throat and used Google Translate to list your
symptoms, he would end up amputating your legs.

8 Who would present Eurovision if everyone used Google Translate? A
robot? That would be madness.

9 The French phrase "Se taper le cul par terre" means to laugh
uproariously. According to Google Translate, though, it means "Ass
banging on the floor". There is literally no end to the disasters that could
arise from this misunderstanding.

10 By learning a language, you are guaranteeing yourself a lifetime of
being able to walk past Rosetta Stone concessions in shopping centres
without feeling like a horrible veiny blob of wasted potential, as I usually do

Celebrities › Re: [PHOTOS] Jennifer Lopez Celebrates 45th Birthday With French Montana, Khloe Etc by sawhite: 9:28am On Jul 26, 2014

Ridiy: . Yeh!!! So we share dsame date....#TeamJuly24....

but no d type of expensive celebration

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Family › Re: What Should Be The Punishment For craddle-robbers In Nigeria? by sawhite: 9:23am On Jul 26, 2014

ednut1: beheading. castration cannot work. hands nd fingers can still be used to molest

beheading will nt work ke,which hand u won kum use when dem don cut ur head

Family › Re: Have You Written Your Will? by sawhite: 9:20am On Jul 26, 2014

seedord247: I dont need tooo... Cuz i'm only having 2 kids and i'd rather teach them how to fish than giving them basket full of dead fish than won't last them a day.

speech of a poor man

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Health › Re: 10 Of The World's Most Famous Conjoined Twins by sawhite: 9:18am On Jul 25, 2014

d akward moment wen someone say photoshop :od akward moment wen someone say photoshop

Health › Re: Top 10 Most Damaging Brain Habits by sawhite: 8:50am On Jul 25, 2014

iwakolewa: Hmmmm and I always cover my head when I'm going to bed

den u must be a dolapo by now grin

iwakolewa: Hmmmm and I always cover my head when I'm going to bed

den u must be a dolapo by now

Education › BSU 2014/2015 Post-utme Cut-off,screening And Registration Details by sawhite(op): 8:24pm On Jul 14, 2014

Registration for Post University Matriculation
Examination (PUTME) Screening Exercise for
admission of candidates into undergraduate
programmes of Benue State University, Makurdi for
the 2014/2015 academic session has been
scheduled to take place from Monday 14th - 24th July, 2014 while the actual screening exercise will
hold from Monday 28th - 2nd August, 2014.
Candidates who chose Benue State University as
their Most Preferred First Choice are advised to report
at the University on the designated dates for the
Exercise. For clarity, please print the 2014/2015 timetable for Post-UTME screening exercise on the
university website at www.bsum.edu.ng.

2.Eligibility
Candidates who scored a minimum of 180 points in
UTME are eligible to sit for the Post-UTME screening
exercise. In the case of MBBS programme, only
candidates who scored 200 points and above are
eligible. Note, however, that candidates who chose MBBS programme and scored a minimum of 180
points but below 200 points shall be considered for
screening under programmes in the Faculty of
Science and Science base Education programmes
where their UTME subject combinations are
applicable.
3.The approved screening option is paper and
pencil based testing. 4.PROCEDURE FOR PAYMENT AND REGISTRATION Candidates shall be required to:
Pay a non-Refundable fee to Benue State University,
Makurdi online in any of the designated banks using
their UTME Registration Number as User ID and
Password as follows; Screening fee - N1,000.00
Processing fee - N1,500.00
TOTAL - N2,500.00 The designated banks within Benue State are:
First Bank Plc Union Bank Plc
Fidelity Bank Plc Zenith Bank Plc
Main Street Bank Plc UBA Plc
ECO Bank Plc Guaranty Trust Bank Plc Use their UTME Registration number to log in, register
and upload their credentials online for the Post-UTME
screening exercise which will take place at
designated centers. Upload the following credentials online:

WAEC/NECO Certificate or statement of results (not
online slips).

Birth Certificate/Legal declaration of age.

Marriage certificate/affidavits.

Certificate of State Origin. JAMB Result slip(you are advised, get your Original

Result Slip that bears your photograph; if you don't
have this click here to get yours ). Proceed with the online registration Print – out and
receipt of payment to the Faculty of their programme
of choice for documentation and signing by the
Dean of Faculty. Print the JAMB UTME online Result Slip with a recent
passport photograph affixed to be submitted during
the Screening Exercise.
Come along with writing materials and also adhere
strictly their choice of programmes at UTME.

Mod abeg make una shift dis topic to front page make our people for benue dey informed

Sports › Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by sawhite: 10:25pm On Jul 13, 2014

Goal ooo I don die

Sports › Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by sawhite: 8:38pm On Jul 13, 2014

eluquenson: walahi

ogbeni na 10k I put oo

Sports › Re: Germany Vs Argentina: World Cup Final (1 - 0) On 13th July 2014 by sawhite: 8:34pm On Jul 13, 2014

Team 1960bet argentina straight win

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by sawhite: 1:24am On Jul 13, 2014

glitest: .....When did I become your wife?....Are you ready to pay a billion dollars/ Euros for bride price ?...Huh?.
Ladies kike myself don't come cheap oh!.....Its go big or go home.

d must be diamond in that punny my lady forme to pay such a price

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by sawhite: 9:29pm On Jul 12, 2014

femi4: Owo wo gbo.....Cortana don kill me!

. When u go dez follow computer

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by sawhite: 9:18pm On Jul 12, 2014

Ope my bet don enta o

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by sawhite: 12:53pm On Jul 12, 2014

guyz abeg wetin be the 1960bet odd for this match

Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Netherlands: World Cup 3rd Place (0 - 3) On 12th July 2014 by sawhite: 10:12pm On Jul 11, 2014

guyz abeg who no d odd for this match for 1960bet abeg i won place my bet

Family › 9 Baby Names Banned By Governments by sawhite(op): 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2014

Sometimes parents go over board in naming their
child. Sometimes its not the parents, but the
government. Here are a list of baby names that are
banned by governments. Would you attempt
naming your child any of these?

1. 007
Sorry to those parents in Malaysia, you can’t just go
around naming your child a “James Bond” icon.
Better luck with a different name.

2. Chow Tow
In English you may think this has something to do
with chowing down some food, but in fact the
name translated from Cantonese means smelly
head. Why would a parent want to name their child
this? Do they have to think their child has a smelly head?

3. Maple
This name seems okay, right? Can you guess where
it’s banned? Of course! Canada. The Canadian
government banned this name because the
Canadian Maple leaf is the symbol of their country,
and is a huge significance. That’s a bummer, because maple sounds like a cool name to have
especially in a place like Canada.

4. Eh
Here’s another Canadian banned name. In case you
didn’t know, “Eh” is a common slang in Canada.
The name isn’t popular yet, but the Canadian
government banned this name in case anyone had
any ideas.

5. @
The “@” symbol? To they want their baby to be
some kind of email? Well, the family probably
figured why waste a symbol, and why not using it
on other things, like a child’s name! From China,
luckly they banned it, or else we’d have children with email names!

6. Hitler
Well, there’s no doubt why that name is banned. I
mean, he killed millions of Jews! Yet there are
people out there willing to name their child this?
This name is banned in Mexico, Germany, and a lot
more countries. There’s no surprise to that.

7. Facebook
Along with other names like Twitter, Yahoo, etc.
these names were banned in Mexico. Who would
name their children this? But Mexico did this in
prevention, and to make sure that children don’t
get bullied for their name in the future. Well, that’s a good way of thinking.

8. 4Real
This baby may be for real, but that doesn’t mean he
should be named 4Real! This name was banned in
New Zealand, for that name is bizarre.

9. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Um… what?! If I were a school teacher reading this
name out loud, I would have no idea how to
pronounce it. Sounding it out doesn’t look like its
going to work, either. Banned in Sweden, the
parents said that its supposed to be pronounced ” Albin”. That name is no regular-school-
pronunciation though. Wow, lucky they banned some of these names in
those countries. If kids were to get bullied with
these names it would be really disappointing. By
looking at these names, there’s no doubt why the
government had to take names into consideration
to be legal or not.

http://m.theepochtimes.com/n3/791756-names-that-are-illegal-in-different-countries/

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Luis Suarez Completes £75m Transfer To Barcelona by sawhite: 5:25pm On Jul 11, 2014

with dis signing doro treble, madrid una don die

Technology Market › Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by sawhite: 6:24pm On Jul 10, 2014

mikky hope sae no bi my money u use buy this car lol

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Sports › Re: Who Will Be Crowned World Cup Champion Come Sunday? Brazil 2014 Finals by sawhite: 12:28pm On Jul 10, 2014

Awon re na so una talk sae holland go beat argentina,dont care even it was penalty dey won

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Sports › Re: Brazil Vs Colombia: World Cup 2014 Quarter-finals (2 - 1) On 4th July 2014 by sawhite: 9:12pm On Jul 04, 2014

donphilopus: Even with this goal, Brazil would only try, the wouldn't win. Even if they do, Germany is there for them at the Semi Finals!

u must be an england supporter

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