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Who thinks this is just a coincidence. Many believe Enzo Ferrari reincarnated as Mesut Ozil.
The resemblance is scary!

The joint Admission and Matriculation Board has earlier announced that the board will after its policy meeting on July 14th release the 2015 official cut-off marks.

Following this announcement, there has been apprehension among candidates as to what it may actually turn out to be especially for those who scored below 200.

This thread is for 2015/2016 aspirants to predict what would be the likely JAMB cut-off marks this year for Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education.

ashieduplus:
Do urself a favour. Tell her u cannot afford a phone for now (even if u have the cash don't tell her) and watch her reaction... Whatever she does just continue with the friendship as if nothing happened.

U can thank me later.

Thanks dat a gud idea bro..

ashieduplus:
Op, how old are u exactly?

check my profile to c my age

Pls i need advice...

There is a girl wich am dating nt up to a month now..we met of AAU aspirant wassap group..though we hv not see each other bt we are hopin to c in skool..we have being chat fyn until today she told me her phone(Techno p5) got spoilt that i should help her with new phone dat her dad said he wil nt buy for her...am confuse now..whether to buy to prove am serious wit her or not to buy for not been scam..pls i need ur help...

ifeness:
Doesn't mean God is real. Humans can create whatever God they want. Many Christians have died worse death that what the OP mentioned.

u mean u dnt belive in God?

SEE WHO MOCKED GOD:
John Lennon (Singer):
Some years ago, during his
interview with an American
Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will
disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that.. I am certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects
were too simple, today we are
more famous than Him' (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the
Beatles were more famous than
Jesus Christ, was shot six times.
Tancredo Neves (President of
Brazil ):
During the Presidential
campaign, he said if he got
500,000 votes from his party, not
even God would remove him
from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got
sick a day before his
inauguration as President and he
died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio
de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he
puffed out some smoke into the
air and said:
'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG
CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of the
Cruise Ship, Titanic, a reporter
asked him how safe the Titanic
would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know
what happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham
during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent
him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher
had to say, she said: 'I don't need
your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found
dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On
one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down
all the way, down the highway to
hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980,
Bon Scott was found dead, he
had been choked by his own
vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil, a group of
friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend.....
The mother accompanied her to
the car and was so worried
about the drunkenness of her
friends and she said to the
daughter holding her hand, who
was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And
May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God)
Travels In The Trunk, 'Cause
Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came that they
had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died.
The car could not be recognized
what type of car it had been, but
surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way
the trunk could have remained
intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk
was a crate of eggs, none was
broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican
Journalist and entertainer) said
the Bible (Word of God) was the
worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found
burnt beyond recognition in her
motor vehicle.
Many more important people
have forgotten that there is no
other name that was given so
much authority as the name of
Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus
died and rose again, and he is
still alive....
"J-E-S-U-S"
if u believe say AMEN

I AM SOMETHING, I CAME IN WITH FUEL-SUBSIDY AND AM GOING OUT WITH FUEL-SCARCITY...WHAT AM I?

No food for lazy man…!

Y is dis thread nt making front page

ARSENAL-Is a boy who works hard throughout the
year but fails to succeed because of his greedy rich
family that is not ready to spend on buying good books.
Barcelona:A brilliant boy who does not need his teacher to pass Exam.
MANCHESTER CITY- Is a boy who purchases all
the expensive books but is never ready to read them.
LIVERPOOL-Is a child who is very much proud of
the academic achievements of his grand father.
MANCHESTER UNITED-Is a boy who just
performs in the final exams and tops the class.
CHELSEA-Is a boy who fails to perform
and puts the blame of failure on his teacher and then
his
family finds a new teacher for him every year!
REALMARID:A boy who works hard from the beginning of the term to the End with the help of his teacher but always comes out second
ATHLETICO MARID:A up and down boys,who comes first today and last tomorrow ,he is never in a good position for a long time
BAYERN MUNICH: A boy who needs the help of his best class mates to succeed rather dan his teacher
WOLFSBURG:A upcoming boy who is trying so hard to be the best but always on the second position
PSG:a boy dat his only good in his own subject but outside subject he is a total failure..

''Mini clothes are symbolic of those girls who want to SEDUCE A MAN''- Mary Quant, the inventor of the miniskirt.

This fashion designer declared that her creation was for the PURPOSE of making illicit sex more available.

Many ladies have brushed aside the strong criticism of their short dresses by blaming everything on the dirty young men with their evil thoughts.

God made man with a very sensitive sexual nature that could be aroused quickly by the sight of female nudity.

The level of female nudity or provocative haft-dress nowadays is appalling and despicable. On every side men are forced to look upon scenes of unclothedness on TV's, Billboards, On Campus, Newspapers, Sporting arena, in the Streets, Market places, Banking halls, etc. The most painful and shameful part is that the Churches which ought to be an epitome of Good Morals, Decency and Godliness; are even worse off than many night clubs.

Imagine a female Usher wearing a mini skirt, with a top baring her breasts or cleavages for all to see. What about a female pastor who dresses in a tight-fitted trousers that reveals all her curves, buttocks to the chagrin of her congregation.
If you are gifted those features will be visible. I see no reason why females should go to the extent of exposing their bodies to attract or seduce men. What about Hajats (Muslim women)- they cover their entire bodies but still men admire them.

I abruptly stopped worshipping in many of these Pentecostal Churches because almost all the female worshippers are either dressed in Micro dress, Mini skirts, Micromini skirt, Tight-fitted trousers, even bump short atimes.

Provocative dressing has given rise to rape cases, increase in Teenage pregnacies, Promiscuity, and Divorce increase.
Mini skirt, mini dress, nudity(naked weapon) are alien to the African society, our culture, our customs, and our way of life. It should be completely banned forthwith like it was done in Uganda last year, 2014.

This is the 2015 UTME Performance index of Alli University, Ekpoma whose cut-off mark was set at 180 for both 1st and 2nd choice candidates.

If the institution is to set Post-UTME this 2015 using the cut-off mark stated above, the figure below shows the number of candidates that are qualified and will be called for post-UTME this year.

In summary, the figure below shows the number of candidates you will be competing for Admission in the 2015 Post-UTME for this institution. The statistics are as follows;
1st choice - 15,309
2nd choice - 38
3rd choice - 6
4th choice - 0
Total - 15,353

The list of the happiest and unhappiest countries in Africa was released recently and surprisingly, Libyans are the happiest people in Africa. Nigerians are number 4. The most miserable country in Africa is Madagascar. In terms of the happiest people in the world, it’s people from Switzerland.

We are starting a Game on nairaland.com today to
know the top 5 university
Aspirant that dominate this
website.
The number of comment for
each school we determine the
winner of the game..
How to Represent your school.
If you are an aspirant of any
university just comment on this
thread.
For example
I rep OAU
Imsu for life
Uniben here I come
START REPRESENTING NOW
As for me i rep AAU

Esther D daughter of d drink joint vendor was d cause of all d problem dat led to d man death...aleast she should hv stand up 4 d man...

1. Racism will never end as long as white
cars are still using black tyres.
2. Racism Will never end as long we still
wash first white clothes, then other colours
later.
3. Racism will never end if people still use
black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for
peace!
4. Racism will never end if people still wear
white clothes to weddings and black clothes
to the funerals.
5. Racism will never end as long as those
who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not
White listed.
6. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you
haven't won until you sink the black
ball,and the white ball must remain on the
table.
BUT I don't CARE,SO LONG AS I'M STILL
USING THE ‪WHITE ‬TOILET PAPER TO WIPE
MY ‪BLACK‬ ASS, I 'M STILL FINE!

Singer Harrysong is currently mourning.
He lost his dad, Dennis Okiri, on April 8th after a brief illness. May his soul rest in peace, amen.

A man spotted running with an INEC ballot box on Saturday.According to reports,this happened in Zamfara..
From his looks…

Am an addict of it...am even chating from the toilet now...@op is hygienic

@op Sometimes u do enjoy sha...anyway it make ur d*ck long nd large..

1. When you fall in love make sure it's with
somebody who treats you exactly how you
deserve to be treated.
2. Love somebody who wants to know
everything about you,from your favourite
colour to your childhood memories how you
managed to survive all those years.
3. Love somebody who can make you
laugh,who kisses your forehead and who
notices all your flaws but choses to see past them.
4. Love somebody who listens to whatever is on
your mind,who protects you and alwayz reminds
you how blessed they are to have found you.
5. Love somebody who you can't stay mad at for
more than an hour because you miss
speaking to them,who knows every freckle on
your face, every stretch mark on your thighs,
every scar and every tear.
6. Love somebody who you can plan your
future with,and most importantly love
somebody who is God fearing.
7. And lastly dont forget to make them feel
loved in return
Do you believe true love still exist?

1. U tag more than 100 people ur picture and still get 2 likes, maybe family members.
2.Guys feel free talking to you as they see you as just another dude. Some even seek your advice on how to woo another girl.
3.When a group of girls wanna take a picture, they hand over the camera to her.
4.No guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus.
5.Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, bad mother-in-law, or demon.

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.:^> At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool's day

The results of the on-going 2015
UTME has brought a lot of
surprises to candidates.
Personally, I have observed that
the lowest and highest scores so
far is 171 and 270 respectively.
In determining the overall
performance of candidates for
2015 UTME, we would like you to
share the highest and lowest
score you've seen or heard so
far.

Paulismech:
Jamb hasn't sent my result. What should I do

. Visit www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme1/ to check ur result

As JAMB has finally re-opened the
e-portal for online checking of
results, it is a lot easier for
candidates to access their results
online now.
However, we would like to inform
candidates that there is a limit
to the number of times you can
view the result for a particular
JAMB reg. Number on the portal
if it has been released.
From what we know the
maximum number of times that
You are permitted to check for a
particular Reg Number is 5.
The moment you exceed the 5
times, you will no longer be able
to view your result but a
message asking you to get a
JAMB e-facility card to be able to
access the result.
Currently, JAMB has not specified
the particular e-facility card to
be used for the online checking
of result.
We therefore advise candidates
against posting their Reg.
Numbers on multiple public
forums for people to help them
check.