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Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University Post Utme Form Is Out by scanner1000(m): 9:20am On Jul 13, 2015 |
Bt is nt officialy anounce in d skol website |
Celebrities / This Would Make You Have A Second Thought About Reincarnation [see Photo] by scanner1000(m): 10:15am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Who thinks this is just a coincidence. Many believe Enzo Ferrari reincarnated as Mesut Ozil. The resemblance is scary!
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Education / Can You Predict What The Official JAMB 2015 Cut-off Mark Would Be? by scanner1000(m): 2:54pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
The joint Admission and Matriculation Board has earlier announced that the board will after its policy meeting on July 14th release the 2015 official cut-off marks. Following this announcement, there has been apprehension among candidates as to what it may actually turn out to be especially for those who scored below 200. This thread is for 2015/2016 aspirants to predict what would be the likely JAMB cut-off marks this year for Universities, Polytechnics and Colleges of Education. |
Romance / Re: Should I Buy Phone For Her Or Not..pls Help!!! by scanner1000(m): 8:49pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
ashieduplus:Thanks dat a gud idea bro.. |
Romance / Re: Should I Buy Phone For Her Or Not..pls Help!!! by scanner1000(m): 8:04pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
ashieduplus:check my profile to c my age |
Romance / Should I Buy Phone For Her Or Not..pls Help!!! by scanner1000(m): 7:28pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
Pls i need advice... There is a girl wich am dating nt up to a month now..we met of AAU aspirant wassap group..though we hv not see each other bt we are hopin to c in skool..we have being chat fyn until today she told me her phone(Techno p5) got spoilt that i should help her with new phone dat her dad said he wil nt buy for her...am confuse now..whether to buy to prove am serious wit her or not to buy for not been scam..pls i need ur help... |
Religion / Re: See What Happend To People Who Mock God by scanner1000(m): 11:32am On May 31, 2015 |
ifeness:u mean u dnt belive in God? |
Religion / See What Happend To People Who Mock God by scanner1000(m): 9:18am On May 31, 2015 |
SEE WHO MOCKED GOD: John Lennon (Singer): Some years ago, during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: 'Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that.. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him' (1966). Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times. Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ): During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before his inauguration as President and he died. Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet): During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ), while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: 'God, that's for you.' He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner. The man who built the Titanic After the construction of the Cruise Ship, Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it' The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic Marilyn Monroe (Actress) She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: 'I don't need your Jesus'. A week later, she was found dead in her apartment Bon Scott (Singer) The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: 'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'. On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit. Campinas (IN 2005) In Campinas , Brazil, a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend..... The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: 'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.' She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, 'Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full ' Hours later, news came that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died. The car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact. The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written. In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle. Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.... "J-E-S-U-S" if u believe say AMEN 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Who Can Answer This Riddle by scanner1000(m): 4:57pm On May 27, 2015 |
I AM SOMETHING, I CAME IN WITH FUEL-SUBSIDY AND AM GOING OUT WITH FUEL-SCARCITY...WHAT AM I? |
Jokes Etc / Photo Of The Day: The Thief And The Chicken by scanner1000(m): 10:16am On May 23, 2015 |
No food for lazy man…! 1 Like
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Jokes Etc / Re: Oshiomole And Wife At Miami Beach by scanner1000(m): 7:13am On May 17, 2015 |
Y is dis thread nt making front page |
Jokes Etc / Oshiomole And Wife At Miami Beach by scanner1000(m): 10:58pm On May 16, 2015 |
oshiomole and wife honey moon at miami beach
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Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of These Annoying Moments Have You Had? by scanner1000(m): 1:31am On May 15, 2015 |
13.17.19 and especialy dat 22 am not happy at all... |
Jokes Etc / If The Football LEAGUE Would have Been A Classroom by scanner1000(m): 10:48pm On May 13, 2015 |
ARSENAL-Is a boy who works hard throughout the year but fails to succeed because of his greedy rich family that is not ready to spend on buying good books. Barcelona:A brilliant boy who does not need his teacher to pass Exam. MANCHESTER CITY- Is a boy who purchases all the expensive books but is never ready to read them. LIVERPOOL-Is a child who is very much proud of the academic achievements of his grand father. MANCHESTER UNITED-Is a boy who just performs in the final exams and tops the class. CHELSEA-Is a boy who fails to perform and puts the blame of failure on his teacher and then his family finds a new teacher for him every year! REALMARID:A boy who works hard from the beginning of the term to the End with the help of his teacher but always comes out second ATHLETICO MARID:A up and down boys,who comes first today and last tomorrow ,he is never in a good position for a long time BAYERN MUNICH: A boy who needs the help of his best class mates to succeed rather dan his teacher WOLFSBURG:A upcoming boy who is trying so hard to be the best but always on the second position PSG:a boy dat his only good in his own subject but outside subject he is a total failure.. |
Culture / Re: My Favorite Urhobo Proverbs! by scanner1000(m): 4:51pm On May 04, 2015 |
Na stupid proverb...most of dem are not true |
Fashion / Mini Skirt- -A NAK3D WEAPON by scanner1000(m): 6:41am On Apr 29, 2015 |
''Mini clothes are symbolic of those girls who want to SEDUCE A MAN''- Mary Quant, the inventor of the miniskirt. This fashion designer declared that her creation was for the PURPOSE of making illicit sex more available. Many ladies have brushed aside the strong criticism of their short dresses by blaming everything on the dirty young men with their evil thoughts. God made man with a very sensitive sexual nature that could be aroused quickly by the sight of female nudity. The level of female nudity or provocative haft-dress nowadays is appalling and despicable. On every side men are forced to look upon scenes of unclothedness on TV's, Billboards, On Campus, Newspapers, Sporting arena, in the Streets, Market places, Banking halls, etc. The most painful and shameful part is that the Churches which ought to be an epitome of Good Morals, Decency and Godliness; are even worse off than many night clubs. Imagine a female Usher wearing a mini skirt, with a top baring her breasts or cleavages for all to see. What about a female pastor who dresses in a tight-fitted trousers that reveals all her curves, buttocks to the chagrin of her congregation. If you are gifted those features will be visible. I see no reason why females should go to the extent of exposing their bodies to attract or seduce men. What about Hajats (Muslim women)- they cover their entire bodies but still men admire them. I abruptly stopped worshipping in many of these Pentecostal Churches because almost all the female worshippers are either dressed in Micro dress, Mini skirts, Micromini skirt, Tight-fitted trousers, even bump short atimes. Provocative dressing has given rise to rape cases, increase in Teenage pregnacies, Promiscuity, and Divorce increase. Mini skirt, mini dress, nudity(naked weapon) are alien to the African society, our culture, our customs, and our way of life. It should be completely banned forthwith like it was done in Uganda last year, 2014. |
Education / AAU JAMB Performance Index 2015 - Number Of Candidates For Post-utme by scanner1000(m): 10:16am On Apr 28, 2015 |
This is the 2015 UTME Performance index of Alli University, Ekpoma whose cut-off mark was set at 180 for both 1st and 2nd choice candidates. If the institution is to set Post-UTME this 2015 using the cut-off mark stated above, the figure below shows the number of candidates that are qualified and will be called for post-UTME this year. In summary, the figure below shows the number of candidates you will be competing for Admission in the 2015 Post-UTME for this institution. The statistics are as follows; 1st choice - 15,309 2nd choice - 38 3rd choice - 6 4th choice - 0 Total - 15,353 |
Events / Africa In The World Happiness Report – Nigeria Is No. 4 In Africa by scanner1000(m): 11:17pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
The list of the happiest and unhappiest countries in Africa was released recently and surprisingly, Libyans are the happiest people in Africa. Nigerians are number 4. The most miserable country in Africa is Madagascar. In terms of the happiest people in the world, it’s people from Switzerland.
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Education / School Game: All Aspirant Should Represent Their School Here by scanner1000(m): 7:00am On Apr 25, 2015 |
We are starting a Game on nairaland.com today to know the top 5 university Aspirant that dominate this website. The number of comment for each school we determine the winner of the game.. How to Represent your school. If you are an aspirant of any university just comment on this thread. For example I rep OAU Imsu for life Uniben here I come START REPRESENTING NOW As for me i rep AAU |
Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Dies After Scuffle At Roadside Buka by scanner1000(m): 7:33pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Esther D daughter of d drink joint vendor was d cause of all d problem dat led to d man death...aleast she should hv stand up 4 d man... |
Jokes Etc / Reasons Why Racism Will Never End by scanner1000(m): 3:15pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. 2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later. 3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace! 4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals. 5. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. 6. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't won until you sink the black ball,and the white ball must remain on the table. BUT I don't CARE,SO LONG AS I'M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK ASS, I 'M STILL FINE! |
Celebrities / So Sad: Singer Harrysong Loses Dad by scanner1000(m): 10:59pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Singer Harrysong is currently mourning. He lost his dad, Dennis Okiri, on April 8th after a brief illness. May his soul rest in peace, amen.
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Politics / Man Spotted Running With INEC Ballot Box [see Photo] by scanner1000(m): 10:31pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
A man spotted running with an INEC ballot box on Saturday.According to reports,this happened in Zamfara.. From his looks… 1 Like 1 Share
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Health / Re: Is It Hygienic For People To Go To The Rest Room With Their Phones? by scanner1000(m): 7:49pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Am an addict of it...am even chating from the toilet now...@op is hygienic |
Religion / Re: Is Wet Dream A Sin? by scanner1000(m): 12:16am On Apr 12, 2015 |
@op Sometimes u do enjoy sha...anyway it make ur d*ck long nd large.. |
Romance / Advice To Those Falling In Love by scanner1000(m): 7:43pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
1. When you fall in love make sure it's with somebody who treats you exactly how you deserve to be treated. 2. Love somebody who wants to know everything about you,from your favourite colour to your childhood memories how you managed to survive all those years. 3. Love somebody who can make you laugh,who kisses your forehead and who notices all your flaws but choses to see past them. 4. Love somebody who listens to whatever is on your mind,who protects you and alwayz reminds you how blessed they are to have found you. 5. Love somebody who you can't stay mad at for more than an hour because you miss speaking to them,who knows every freckle on your face, every stretch mark on your thighs, every scar and every tear. 6. Love somebody who you can plan your future with,and most importantly love somebody who is God fearing. 7. And lastly dont forget to make them feel loved in return Do you believe true love still exist? 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / How To Know You Are An Ugly Girl by scanner1000(m): 10:19pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
1. U tag more than 100 people ur picture and still get 2 likes, maybe family members. 2.Guys feel free talking to you as they see you as just another dude. Some even seek your advice on how to woo another girl. 3.When a group of girls wanna take a picture, they hand over the camera to her. 4.No guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus. 5.Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, bad mother-in-law, or demon. |
Events / How April Fool Started. by scanner1000(m): 2:58pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools.:^> At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now.It's great idea fooling you ...Happy April Fool's day |
Education / Share The Highest And Lowest 2015 JAMB CBT Score You Have Seen So Far!!!! by scanner1000(m): 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
The results of the on-going 2015 UTME has brought a lot of surprises to candidates. Personally, I have observed that the lowest and highest scores so far is 171 and 270 respectively. In determining the overall performance of candidates for 2015 UTME, we would like you to share the highest and lowest score you've seen or heard so far. |
Education / Re: Jambites Chat Room by scanner1000(m): 5:48pm On Mar 18, 2015 |
Paulismech:. Visit www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme1/ to check ur result |
Education / Warning: Free Result Checking Expires After 5 Uses by scanner1000(m): 3:27am On Mar 18, 2015 |
As JAMB has finally re-opened the e-portal for online checking of results, it is a lot easier for candidates to access their results online now. However, we would like to inform candidates that there is a limit to the number of times you can view the result for a particular JAMB reg. Number on the portal if it has been released. From what we know the maximum number of times that You are permitted to check for a particular Reg Number is 5. The moment you exceed the 5 times, you will no longer be able to view your result but a message asking you to get a JAMB e-facility card to be able to access the result. Currently, JAMB has not specified the particular e-facility card to be used for the online checking of result. We therefore advise candidates against posting their Reg. Numbers on multiple public forums for people to help them check. |
Education / Jambites Chat Room by scanner1000(m): 8:31am On Mar 15, 2015 |
I scored 204 in my 2015/2016 utme ...some people said is low, bt I apply for AAU and am going for education/political science...pls anybody with d idea of d cut off mark... |
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