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Computers / Re: What Do You Normally Use To Clean Your Laptop Screen ? by scanner1000(m): 2:34pm On Jun 14, 2017
How can I repair my mouse pad in my laptop and how much do you think it will cost me.. Because I don't know how it got spoilt
Romance / Re: Run From Girls Who Have Much Female Bestie - Facebook Lady Warns(picture) by scanner1000(m): 9:20pm On May 27, 2017
NwaObinkita:



For real...one girl called Obehi who married a Pharmacist.
Hope they didn't seduce you to reveal their secret because u were smiling with healthy erection undecided

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Romance / Re: Run From Girls Who Have Much Female Bestie - Facebook Lady Warns(picture) by scanner1000(m): 9:08pm On May 27, 2017
NwaObinkita:
Hahahahhahaaha


The wedding I went for last week at Ekewan road I went to the back of the hotel, near the generator house and I ran into the bride pressing the boobs of her chief bridesmaid.

They were shocked as fück to see me


It was a lovely sight and I walked back happily to the hall with my healthy erection pitying for the unfortunate groom.

Are you serious or you are kidding

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TV/Movies / Re: Stella Idowu, Tboss' Mother Campaigns For Her To Win Big Brother Naija (Video) by scanner1000(m): 9:25am On Apr 08, 2017
Edwardhead:
#BBNaija Odds

#Bisola - 1.72
#Efe - 1.51
#TBoss - 2.04
#Debbie - 11.07
#Marvis - 25.00

Stake Wisely


Even small odds they cut tickets, so I play am double chance EFE/TBOSS grin
Religion / Re: 5 Everyday Sin We Commit And Must Avoid This Week. by scanner1000(m): 10:11am On Mar 19, 2017
I don't know why I love dating my church members, I slept with two recently, am guilty for everything. .I don't know what to do.. Now I just saw a new fresh new member. I have lust over her.. Although am an senior usher. .forgive me my sin God... I know am randy but how will I stop it.. Please I need your advice.. cry cry
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University On Fire by scanner1000(m): 10:29am On Feb 21, 2017
jidxin:
btw is dat a school or a poultry house? dat place is not worthy to be called a sch at all

Ur school is not better than this university.. Best state university in Nigeria..
Education / Re: Ambrose Alli University On Fire by scanner1000(m): 10:26am On Feb 21, 2017
Category1:
Is that a university or a public toilet?
Please mind ur words, that the best state university in Nigeria.. Am proud to be aauite
Education / Re: Which Of These Sentences Scares You Most As An Undergraduate? by scanner1000(m): 8:52am On Dec 30, 2016
Na number 6 .. AAU results can scared you to death
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C7 Official Specs, Photos And Discussion Thread by scanner1000(m): 5:38pm On Jul 19, 2016
seunoni34:
and that's one of the major reasons why I don't like Samsung or iPhone. Their battery capacity is very low compared to major Chinese brands. Why will I be using a phone with 2500mah in this country wey light no dey.?
Most especially when I'm travelling I like to keep myself busy on the Internet.

If you've used infinix Hot-note before(how I miss that phone) , you'll understand how comforting and satisfying a long life battery phone can be if you have one.
Why will I have a phone that costly and still be carrying power bank up and down? Atleast 3000mah upwards will do.
And besides there are more Chinese phones that cost higher than Samsung and iPhone (like xiaomi, leeco, vivo play, Huawei ) that has a higher battery life, so it's not like those phones are that "expensive" or "classy" - they're good anyway.

Am currently using infinix hote note.. Am enjoying the battery as well
Crime / Re: Corpse Of Corper Igali Ifiemi Found By The Roadside In Lagos by scanner1000(m): 1:10pm On May 25, 2016
His fb account is wipe out bt hw com he stil hv 2 frnds on his list..those frnds need to b question..
Politics / Re: Senator Offia Nwali Is Dead by scanner1000(m): 12:42pm On May 25, 2016
Dead pool in his hox
Romance / Re: 8 Most Handsome Guys On Nairaland romance section (with Pictures) by scanner1000(m): 7:37pm On May 06, 2016
Dat's me

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Education / Re: Best Graduating Student In Delta State University With A CGPA Of 4.86 by scanner1000(m): 6:37am On Apr 24, 2016
First class in delsu is lyk 2nd class upper in AAU..u hardly make first class in AAU...studnt in AAU wil undastand beta

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Events / Happy Birthday To Me by scanner1000(m): 8:51pm On Apr 23, 2016
Birthday are incomplete without the ones who love and care for you...
My birthday would not be the same without your warm and loving wishes.
I want to thank everyone for my special day and for making my birthday so memorable, come and join me as i celebrate it...
#HBD_AND_LLNP_TO_ME
#OLUWA_IS_INVOLVE

Education / Re: What Makes Your School Unique? by scanner1000(m): 8:20am On Apr 18, 2016
Reason My school is unique
1.academic sound
2.gud environment
3.free wifi
4.sexy and beautiful gals
5.no bribery or blocking
6.gud skol building

I Love #AAU
Jokes Etc / Re: When Your Grandmum Pours Your Fuel Away Just To Fetch Rain Water by scanner1000(m): 10:22am On Apr 11, 2016
Lol grin
Education / Re: Which University Is The Most Beautiful In Nigeria? (photos) by scanner1000(m): 4:22pm On Mar 30, 2016
xender:
what you all taking about up there its AAU Ambrose Alli university, Ekpoma .


look at some structures below wink
u are right...AAU is d most beautiful school in nigeria
Education / Re: Which University Has The Highest Rate Of Cultism In Nigeria? by scanner1000(m): 1:15pm On Mar 28, 2016
Evidence1000:
I still comot cap for Ambrose Alli Uni, Ekpoma.

guy u get mouth..AAU na baba o..na sence i day use 4 dat skol..dm nr day point gun without dm nr release bulet frm it..bt it stil remain d best skool for excellent education..i rep AAU

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Crime / Re: Photos Of The Beheaded Abia State University Students by scanner1000(m): 3:16pm On Mar 14, 2016
AAU is d worst for cultism..anyway am proud of my skool #AAU..Say No To Cultism
Romance / Re: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by scanner1000(m): 5:50am On Mar 01, 2016
Showing to much love and care make me lost many gals i dated, couldnt even bleep anyone..they left me 4 no reason upon care and love i show to dem..bt gals i never show to love or even woo gv me their kittycat to bleep..although i hv a new galfrnd wich i seldom call bt she treat me wel wit love nd care nd i hv bleep her countles time..thank God 4 my new stragedy

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Events / (photo) Valentine Day-1965 by scanner1000(m): 9:58pm On Feb 08, 2016
Valentine Day during 1965 was full of true love. but dis days valentine is something else undecided

Education / (PHOTO) Ambrose Alli University Razed Down By Fire by scanner1000(m): 3:23pm On Feb 05, 2016
Ambrose alli university (AAU)was on fire abat 11:30pm.. D fire engulfed depart of phylosophy and engineering. It wasn't ascertain if it were electrical fault or by some student...check d pix below sad

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Education / Reason Why Dis Skool Fees Increment In Ambrose Alli University Is Fake!!! by scanner1000(m): 10:14am On Oct 27, 2015
Dis school increment is fake!!!
Reasons why is fake are:
1) No banks are stated in d list so we can pay d money
2)School fees cant not rise from 40+ to 100+ unda one day..e suprise me o
3)If u check d very well u will see that there is more than one printed paper of d skool fees increment
4)AAU must put their logo and their yellow lines(check previous bulletin)
5)No signature, even if there is, who signed it ?
6)AAU must official announce it in website www.aauekpoma.edu.ng
7)All activities about AAU are annouced, even their previous school fees was announce why dis one is different
coolSkool fees is generalise not only newly admitted student so y dix is different?(let b wise)
9)If there should an increment it should acceptance fees.
10)Bloggers are interested in their tariff and social network(especialy facebook)is not AAU portal..so pls always visit dis site www.aauekpoma.edu.ng to see all ‪AAU‬ activities..i drop my pen now..

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Education / Re: Pls Help Me I Dont Want To Lose My School Admission Dis Year by scanner1000(m): 8:32pm On Oct 26, 2015
Pls d moderator/admin should make it as fp..i need help, dix my 4th time in writin jamb..i dont want to stay at home..
Education / Pls Help Me I Dont Want To Lose My School Admission Dis Year by scanner1000(m): 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
Pls friends i need ur advice, since d increment of skool fees in Ambrose Alli University wich increase frm 42,000 to 112,000 dat for my faculty, i dont how to tel my father abat it becos he wil say i should take another jamb becos he told me to put UNIBEN b4 bt i refuse though i score above 200 in jamb..bt i love to skool in AAU, since i got admission in first batch, i dont want to lose dix offer and chance i hv na becox i dont know weda i wil hv d luck in passing my jamb or pume next year...pls i nid ur advice my friends. sad
Education / I Finally Made It After 3 Years Seeking For Admission by scanner1000(m): 9:45am On Oct 09, 2015
finally I make first batch admission list..dis is my 4th and last time of writing Jamb and postume and I got #Admission..Buhari tried 4 times he won presidential election..dis is d #CHANGE we are been looking for..I REP AAU. #GODWIN

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Jokes Etc / Photo Of The Day by scanner1000(m): 8:05pm On Sep 22, 2015
If Benin city was Britain

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Events / Question Of The Day by scanner1000(m): 4:48pm On Sep 17, 2015
WOULD YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTHER DATE A MAN LIKE YOU

Only honest guy will answer this question.
Sports / Hidden Fact Of Radamel Falcao by scanner1000(m): 7:31am On Sep 14, 2015
.......FACT.....ON RADAMEL FALCAO...
In 2009, Fc porto bought him from River plate! they narrowly escaped the fourth position.
In 2011, Atlètîco Madrid bought him from Fc Porto and they finished fourth.
In 2013, Monaco bought him from Atlètîco Madrid and they finished fourth.
In 2014, Manchester United sign~borrowed him from Monaco and they finished fourth.
In 2015, after returning to Monaco from Manchester United, Chelsea then sign~borrowed him also..and they ________? Pls complete the blank..
Celebrities / Some Famous Alumni Of Some Nigeria University by scanner1000(m): 7:17am On Sep 14, 2015
Famous Alumni of some
Nigeria University
.
1>>AAU--- ambross alli university

Chris oyakhilome
Don Jazzy Peter
Godsday Orubebe
AishaBuhari [first Lady of nigeria]
Mc°Charlelawz.

2>>UNILAG---university of lagos
Genevieve Nnaj¡
Funke Akindele
Richard Mofe
Damijo Enoch
Adeboye Gbenga Daniel
Yemi Osinbajo
Bisi Alimi Farida
Mzamber Waziri

3>>LASU---Lagos State university

Desmond Elliot
Chioma Chukwuka
Farida Mzamber
Waziri Tara
Fela‑Durotoye
Sound Sultan
Ruggedman
Brymo
Segun Adewale

4>>UNIBEN---university of benin

BabatundeFashola
James Ibori
Sir Victor Uwaifo
Emmanuel Uduaghan
Osonye Tess
Onwueme Oladipo
Agboluaje Omoni
Oboli Richard
Mofe Damijo

5>>UNN---university of nigeria nsukka

Chris Ngige
Patrick Utomi
Peter Obi
SullivanChime
Chimaroke
Nnamani Peter Odili
Ike Ekweremadu
Okwesilieze Nwodo

6>>UI---University of ibadan

Wole Soyinka
Chinua Achebe
William Kumuyi
Abel Guobadia
Grace Alele‑Williams
Lam Adesina
Emeka Anyaoku
Tekena Tamuno

7>>OAU---obafemi awolowo university

Jimoh Ibrahim
Ola Rotimi
OlagunsoyeOyina
Fatou Bensouda
Olusegun Mimiko
Biyi Bandele
Femi Otedola
Abike Dabiri...

8>>Feel free to add other alumi and their university

As for me am the next celebrity and alumni...I Rep AAU grin cool
Romance / Message To My Future Wife Boyfriend's by scanner1000(m): 11:06am On Aug 04, 2015
Anyone dating my future wife should take it easy on her..so worried

Jokes Etc / PHOTO: See Someone's Opinion On Gay Marriage...lol by scanner1000(m): 5:47pm On Jul 13, 2015
guys wat ur opinion too?

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