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Computers / Re: I Was Using My Computer And The Screen Went Blank. by scaramenga: 6:23pm On Apr 08, 2018
cheesy hmmm what were you using your computer for?
Career / Re: Photo Of A Man With One Leg Doing Menial Job by scaramenga: 5:25pm On Apr 08, 2018
tongue bullsht fotoshop

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Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye Endorsed By Nigerian Youth For President In 2019 Election by scaramenga: 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2018
cbrass:


Did u believe buhari will win before. Remember no incumbent has ever been defeated before
Yep I believed buhari will win because his to.e has reached. U no know say Nigerian presidency na rotational office wey one man and e family dey control? Siddon there
Pets / Re: I'll sell off your pups for a cut by scaramenga: 4:11pm On Apr 08, 2018
Fcbinpidgin:


Sir it seems the number u dropped is a wrong number... The picker wasnt aware of any dog issue, infact he was being childish.. His identification popped out as alh nurudeen,

Childish? How do you mean?
Yes my name is nurudeen, who you go call?
Celebrities / Re: #bamteddy Going Strong! #bbnaija’s Bambam & Teddy A Attend Homecoming Party by scaramenga: 12:52pm On Apr 08, 2018
Big Brother Naija 2018 housemates BamBam and Teddy A are turning up tonight at their Homecoming party and we must admit they look really good!


They both shared photos of themselves on their respective Instagram pages, all dressed and ready to party all night.

Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by scaramenga: 12:15pm On Apr 08, 2018
Dcholeric:

this idiot Don masturbate forget himself...grin

since you refuse to come back online to tell your pitiful story about your foolish papa and your wh0rish mama... grin and bring your 6 other monikers to click like...(inferiority complex) grin ....scroll through the thread you will understand that your brain is dead and even a child can smell your self acclaimed ego emanating from acute inferiority complex. grin.
I will cease communicating with a product of mistake like you who have also become a mistake in life. grin
now when you advertise your pepper spray again look for rape threads and advice the victim to first seek an escape route before trying out any attack if first trial of escape fails .. dead brain.

Ah ah you dey run? are you scared?
Bet why? Hmmm na wa for you o anyway, no need to explain why you are running cos i know you are out of my recycled jokes to come up with. I guess this means I win again see you next time I guess.

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Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by scaramenga: 12:08pm On Apr 08, 2018
Loool so much pain. I just found out about how I chewed you up and spat you out on that other thread no wonder you have been stalking me, I can tell that I'm making your day with this rematch,too bad you suck at comebacks.
cool Sit back son let daddy show you how its done.

Dcholeric:

grin
you're ARE YOU masturbating?
Tsk Tsk.Go school, your papa no go.See now, his illiteracy and ignorance is rubbing off on you. Abeg nairaland ladies make una dey inspect man before you marry o make you no go born pikin wey no sabi compose simple sentence.
Dcholeric:

see this son of a foolish father.
your YOUR dad is a chronic rapist and you a YOU ARE A chronic masturbator?
Yay! your illiterate creepy parents taught you how to spell the word Rapist.Good job, I guess they aren't totally useless after all.


Dcholeric:

what a wasted generation.... keep massaging your peanut dick...
grin grin
No need, I've got your dad begging me to have your mom do it for me together with a rimjob so they can get her 20 naira fee to feed your jobless petty asss tonight. I am guessing old age is a contributing factor to why the mallams don't wanna f*ck your mom no more, she may need to train your sisters to take center stage wink you know what I mean?
Dcholeric:

I don't do ugly gay.
Oh you only give handsome gay dudes the business? No judgement, with an illiterate malo pops and a c*ck craving deficient illiterate mom, I guess God just had to add you to the list cause he was not done making fun of your family.

Dcholeric:

.I will pass...you can call your raped mom to massage your smelling dick.....
lol
Nah! my mom is too busy educating your dad on how to distinguish your mom from his cattle and how knocking her up cannot increase his flock.

cool *Mic drop*

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Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by scaramenga: 10:26am On Apr 08, 2018
Dcholeric:

grin
is that what happened to your mom ?
no wonder you bought her a pepper spray.
son of a wh0re and a cattle rearer

Lol the yab pain you gan.
That's very good I feel so proud of myself please keep the tears and dead posts flowing, I need a deep tissue ego massage hehehe

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Crime / Re: Offa Bank Robbery: We Lost Nine Officers - Police (Disturbing Photos) by scaramenga: 6:06am On Apr 08, 2018
Dcholeric:

don't forget ladies ...
this is what this fool prescribed for cases such as this..
Eyah! if only your mom had pepper spray on her perhaps that cattle rearer won't have raped you into her.

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Business / Re: Dangote Faults Kenya Over Corruption: Is Kenya More Corrupt Than Nigeria? by scaramenga: 12:24am On Apr 08, 2018
grin kenya corruption no dey favour am

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Celebrities / Re: 'marriage Nor Be By Force' - Actress Omoni Oboli by scaramenga: 12:23am On Apr 08, 2018
She no even fine sef
Literature / Re: I Need Reputable Marketers In Nigeria For My Books by scaramenga: 12:21am On Apr 08, 2018
Aliks:

They are not into book distribution/marketing from the overview I scanned on their homepage, or...?
Well you may need to consult with them first cos those fellas market anything
Crime / Re: Another Young Gallant Soldier Goes Home by scaramenga: 9:55pm On Apr 07, 2018
Because of terrorists wey Nigerian politicians dey pay
God go punish them all
Celebrities / Re: I Survived #BBNaija 2017 Show Because Of My Polygamous Background - Marvis by scaramenga: 9:31pm On Apr 07, 2018
She no even fine sef
Literature / Re: I Need Reputable Marketers In Nigeria For My Books by scaramenga: 9:30pm On Apr 07, 2018
Afripreneur.com
Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye Endorsed By Nigerian Youth For President In 2019 Election by scaramenga: 9:25pm On Apr 07, 2018
cbrass:


Don't give in. Why do you look down on your sef bro

grin u really believe buhari won't win next year? E be like say you no know the country u dey
Celebrities / Re: Khloe Kardashian Packed For Labour by scaramenga: 9:24pm On Apr 07, 2018
This one never born since abi na anoda pikin be this
Politics / Re: Fela Durotoye Endorsed By Nigerian Youth For President In 2019 Election by scaramenga: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2018
grin hehehe see u in 2090 hopefully when out recycled leaders are dead
Pets / Re: I'll sell off your pups for a cut by scaramenga: 8:46pm On Apr 07, 2018
kushlord:


couldn't find you on watsapp sir
Whatsapp ain't on BlackBerry
Pets / Re: I'll sell off your pups for a cut by scaramenga: 8:43pm On Apr 07, 2018
kushlord:


ah.. me sef want ooh... i dont mind trading my Instagram account with 35k+ followers for any breed
Ok cool call me
Pets / Re: I'll sell off your pups for a cut by scaramenga: 8:01pm On Apr 07, 2018
08032773199
GSD, rott
Pets / Re: . by scaramenga: 6:53pm On Apr 07, 2018
EricBloodAxe:

Wetin him wan sell for 40k?
grin the rat wey e dey call gsd puppy
TV/Movies / Re: Cee C Bbnaija Housemate Always Complaining And Fighting by scaramenga: 6:26pm On Apr 07, 2018
Ew she tryna be tboss but she us too ugly for that
Webmasters / Re: Buy Websites(blog) In Nigeria by scaramenga: 10:42am On Apr 07, 2018
Dmayor7:


You are really not okay upstairs o...

lol...

Lol is right indeed, so you had no idea what the op was talking about yet you jumped in arguing blindly
Your stupidity is amazing
Romance / Re: Kneeling Down To Feed Husband During Wedding Ceremony.respect Or Eye Service. by scaramenga: 9:01am On Apr 07, 2018
kaka22:

"fees" indeed

Which one?
Career / Re: If There's A FREE Digital Marketing Training In Nigeria, Will You Attend? by scaramenga: 6:30am On Apr 06, 2018
cheesy mtchew loser
Webmasters / Re: Buy Websites(blog) In Nigeria by scaramenga: 2:52am On Apr 06, 2018
Dmayor7:


Please check flippa.com and receive sense..
M0r0n this is a domain name flipping website and our op talk say he isn't into that. So you are just defending what you don't even understand?
Wow your stupidity deserves a round of applause
Webmasters / Re: Buy Websites(blog) In Nigeria by scaramenga: 10:02pm On Apr 05, 2018
Dmayor7:


God will keep you alive to see the day it will rise to popularity and overflowing revenue.... Oloshi like you..

Instead of encouraging him you are here talking trash..
grin uh you dey plan to copy e dead business model? Good luck...hungry people no go find work

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