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Ehn ehn. Okay i believe u small.
Lemme go and tell my pastor

Excelboi:
Owkay! I saw some bunks at the back of you,that what made me assumed.

you're pretty observant, i had to go n check d picture nw,before i noticed any bunk. . .

toba:
sweety why nah? How can i kidnap who i said i love?

liar! As if i didnt hear u

Excelboi:
Owkay! I saw some bunks at the back of you,that what made me assumed.

As for 190,no mind am,that bot typing machine.

^^ Toba,i no wan talk before,leave scash nah, na so u dey follow woman abt every thread shaking your head, make u and dave no connive kidnap my scash oh! If nt, Two of you are gonna kiss da devil asss! Lol

thank u jare. U're too kind

dave2:
who wan kidnap u?

Lacrissa:
Yeah we used to and he actually told all his friends about me and family. They all know me and he actually has one pic of us together on his picture album.

i think this is wat matters the most. He acknowledges u in front of his family n friends.
Its nt as if u shld totally trust him on d facebook issue though. . . Keep ur ears n eyes open

Really, we ought to stop replying this silly guys thread.
I dunno who deported him from jokes section

toba:
I've always told u guys. till i ve found one, i wouldnt stop searching. If things works out between myself and scashy, then i will stop chasing women

Excelboi:
Oh scash, better! That pix u took background looks like an hostel,innit? If am wrong,where is that then?

yeah, u're right, that used to be my hostel. Aw did u knw, 190 thinks its a generator house!

Anyway, i think i av a problem. Dave n Toba r planning to kidnap me. I need u to help

Hi. . .

Good one, excelboi.

The girl is guilty bout dating u cos ha bf is back home. She wants to get engaged to him so wats ur bussiness now.
And u said u re a 9ja guy? Smh!

She has made it clear, indirectly though, dt she wld go back to ha former bF, so that wen she leaves u n u start cryin 'no fair' she'l say 'but i told u before nha'

Borrow ha d car or rent one for ha, for old times sake, but just free ur mind, dias nothin for u there again.

toba:
my baby im entitled to 15 working days annual leave which is approximately 3 weeks. I dont even use it at all. Your coming to my place might make me demand for it for the first time since 2007

Hmmm, Toba, workaholic! U avnt made use of ur annual leave since 2007!
Gosh! Am definately comin, and am teaching u aw to slow dwn!

Excelboi:
^^^ make i see front, woman wrapper. lol
@ scash i mean here,u knw the way some NLs behave hear. hope no one is stalking you?

Hehehehehe. Stalkin ke? Y wld anyone want to stalk me?

Naaaw, this place is just dandy. Seriously, its like my own personal friend. Its aways here wen i need it n i always find somthin amusin wen am here.

So, i love NL

toba:
Morning my dear. Well i left office around 7.30pm yesterday cos i had to ruch home to go watch the UCL zurich vs bayern munich.

Spend one week ke? U want make them sack me? BTW i dont even get more than an hour to attend to guest so your week will have to be transferred to my house and not office. Ok?

i wasnt talkin bout comin to ur office nhaaa, its ur house i intend comin to. But this one that u spend 18hrs at work, me am avin a rethink o

Excelboi:
lol, owkay, me too dey fast am so,i dnt want to be lazy. Hope your havn a nice time on here?

here as in. . . On NL or in my house

@ Op
cos dis people has been shamefully hostile I'l send u me no, so u call me ehn?

Ps. Hope u re makin enuf money sha

@ p.wiz,

@Toba,
aw r u? Hope u didnt go home 9pm yesterday.
No worry, just gimme ur address. I'l come n spend a whole wk wt u afta fastin

Cuddlemii,
has any of your work ever been published before?

Cat got ya tongue Dave?

Hmmm. . . U dt u just learning aw to string words n a few sentences together. Op must still av a good command of speech dan u do M M M

toba:
My there. its a marra of time. Eni to ti ko apade eni to sun lojo kan. My ex used to complain about idleness to me around 2008. When she gained admission in 2009 she herself begged for time. I was once like that. Coool down, u shall soon get there. Mo le ro pe oun gbawe dada sha?

its not as if am bothered about being idle o. . Ha, infact sometimes i love it. Bt yest was just horrible. No one @ home just me n d roof. Today. . . Hmm, i'l complain @ d end of d day. Bt right nw am goin to d clinic, you can guess wat wld happen.
Mo n try pelu awe, remains small. Av a nice day

Excelboi:
oh really,nice name! How iz da fasting? N hope your nt da lazy type who dnt like fasting, just kiddn

naaaw, i dont av enuf money feed 60 people daily. Lol. So am just pushing meself. Aw bout u?

Hehehehehe
. . . The pathetic eediot has gone paranoid from sixual frustration

Fangtastic! Just dnt throw ur megafone away. When she leaves remember to announce here also

God! This is so funny, shoulder aches cos u cuddling ur gf? Is she an elephant?

I've not yet met d guy dt wld make me wanna do either of d two ,

U f-uck up, i walk. Easy

C'moooooon! Y r u being such a chicken. U cant confront her, u tired of runnin. Then wt do u want to do? Ehn

wen ur fiance is nt home, call her to d kitchen. Then grab her throat- real tight. Pass ur message across wt WORDS FROM YOUR MOUTH. Tell ha aw much u hate lowlifes n u can actually kill ha, u just being nice.

I swear, she wld free u

Who knows; she might be very fugly n u r her first boyfriend. Its a golden opportunity she wdnt want to lose with complaints

Its fine that u're like that. I'm not good at relating that much with people too. And people like n respect me for it, cos when i get angry they dnt even ask whose fault, they blame the other party.
Dnt change who u r

but if u insist u want to, search for two guys, 190 n Mr. Cork (they r d best i can refer u to) Mr. Cork has a masters degree in being lousy while 190 is trying to get his doctorate there.
Your choice

toba:
Sweery my day was fantastic just that work+work+work was just too much my dear. Still at work right now prolly i'll close around 8pm to go retire home

Whoa! 8pm. Dts murder n suicide. Anywaiz u been online since morning, so u wdnt feel the pressure much.

At least u better dan me. Been at home doin nothin. . . Bored to my scalp

Excelboi:
Nice pix there scash nd ow nice to meet a muslim sister. Watz d name?

tnx. . . Zainab

O se jare Toba. Gbam! I don collect am. Like u knew how much i needed one
body is weak, needs food. . .

aw wz ur day?

@ sexkillz, pathetic is the right word

Thanks so much ode remo. Its actually pathology. . . But, am standing again nw. Thnx.

toba:
hello scash

hi toba, aw r u

unipol:
@ poster, please where are you and how do we establish a contacts? thanx in advance.

unipol, i dunno about establishin contacts. But we can talk here. . . For now

Excelboi:
Scash, you look like a sister in islam. Are you a muslim?

yap. Am a muslim

Lefulefu is used to posting threads in joke sectn, he obviously thinks dis is anoda sectn for crack heads like him.

Goddys:
I know that my post may sound awkward.but i take what scash says as the truth.

then i guess u know u ought to work on ur emotions. Lettin wt someone do to u affect ur behaviour and can lead u to do very dangerous things.
All the same, theres nothing wrong in liking girls who gives u attention, just dnt overdo it.

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]<sup>I guess you are Wrong Scash darling. . . in all these things you've skeptically wrote about the owner of this thread there's no confirmation .

or are u a fortune teller. . . ?</sup> [/size]

i was goin to ask if goddys=ogaga, for u to knw wats inside his head n to knw wt exactly is affectin him.
He says am ryt, mayb i'l think of reasons y u lyk girls

pendo89:
yep dear ,very serious.I dont joke around with love neither do I fall in love that easy. its not a football that you go kicking around.
Love involves your emotions and your heart.
I must love you to the point where am willing to die for you.Now dying here means dying to self which is not an easy thing cz it means accepting the other individual with all their shortcomings and not trying hard to change them.
These shortcomings are the things we ignore assuming that all will be smooth sailing cz we are deeply in love.
Unfortunately they are the every things that end up killing the love.
love is simply dying to self

now pendo, u talking like u got a switch in u dt u can turn on/off to suit u.

But really, most ppl dont always decide to fall in love, its nt like u just c a guy n say "ryt, am goin to love dis guy" somtyms it works but most of d tym it dosnt. Thats y we c a perfect guy n we dnt love him.

So am thinkin maybe u've nt met dt person dt wld make u throw caution to d winds UNCONSIOUSLY. Its nt somthin u av control ova, bt u can love some1 n DECIDE nt to act on it sha

And truly, one shld b cautious. Ppl r nt nice