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Romance › Re: . by Scash(f): 11:46am On Aug 20, 2011

That could be as a result of various factors.
1. U dont get enough attention from ladies in real life

2. Girls dosnt take watever u say serious

3. U like girls too much

watever is d case, just like dem peripherally so u wont be too hurt, k?

Romance › Re: She Walked Over To Where I Was Sitting And Offered Me An Orange by Scash(f): 11:26am On Aug 20, 2011

SMH! Purleeeaase!

Romance › Re: Online Dating, Good Or Bad? by Scash(f): 9:05am On Aug 20, 2011

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=740365.msg8966805#msg8966805 date=1313823798]What's with all of this online dating and relationship threads? Are you guys that lonely?[/quote]ah, Mrs. Chima, me i yam lonely oooo

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 8:58am On Aug 20, 2011

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=739318.msg8965527#msg8965527 date=1313793602]lmao oh sorry my dear I think i've seen aunt fickle doing it before, emm okay yea i remember she mixed grounded pepper and bleach, with three drops of ogogoro, massage them gently into your eyes, who so ever pocket you look at, the money inside will fly into your hand bag do it and you will thank me later [/quote] shocked

pendo89:
love=death

until am ready to die am not ready to love.

pendo, are u realyy serious? shocked

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 6:44pm On Aug 19, 2011

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=739318.msg8963303#msg8963303 date=1313773310]Scash (f) <<<<<<< Lessssbian [/quote]awwww cork, naw u hurtin moi. That means u wont call me again. Do i av to insult u before u change ur mind angry

REALITY101:
My sweetheart and Mother In-law, please forgive me. . That buzzo is really annoying. How is my wife doing, I'm gonna text you the MTCN for her weekend allowance.

aw much u sendin? I myt assist in pleadin on ur behalf if there somthin in it for me too wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 5:58pm On Aug 19, 2011

toba:
Pendo is still acting up. I love her so much but im still not sure about her

common Toba, dont give up. That y we r called girlzzz. She just dey form give ha time. Like 3yrs. Ehn ehn 3yrs will let ha knw how u relly feel grin

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=739318.msg8963100#msg8963100 date=1313771560]Scash. sweeery so was your numba? [/quote]mr. Cork, i was just thinking of breakin out d generator house 190st.upid locked me in. . . U knw, d diesel n fume is gettin me darker, so mayb i'l b FAIR skinned n den u'l like me. But as it is nw, am so glad. Heres my no;
3.

Ensure u call me o, cos i'l b waitin grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 4:47pm On Aug 19, 2011

toba:
I dey fear u o. I once touch u could be my lost bone but this one wey u dey kill porsin. i fear u o

lol. . . Abi nw, bt its actually dose dt offends me i do dt to. Bt no problem ganself, since pendo has already taken ur hrt ;( ;( ;( sad

Fickle:
u dey yaba left. ehen help me tell yemoja aliyi basira that I am taking care of our hubby.

babes sorry whats wrong with u. hopefuly i will be online to answer to your enquiries since u r sick.

am nt sick o. Thats my job!

Nairaland General › Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Scash(f): 4:34pm On Aug 19, 2011

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=739807.msg8962319#msg8962319 date=1313766520]I am not. I am a gentleman! [/quote]JEEEEESUUUUSSS CHRIST!!!! U be wetin? ?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 4:17pm On Aug 19, 2011

toba:
surgeries what for? hope u are ok dear.

My pendo im changing my location into your heart right now

oh, nt on me. . . Lol. I assisted in performin it on someone. . . U get?

Fickle:
@scash

how about dave2. he said most girls here like forming so prove him wrong

(

dave2 huh? Hope he doesnt complain too much?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 3:54pm On Aug 19, 2011

toba:
very good swty. i just found love. Where have u been?

wow, fickles must be a magician! Mayb i'l come n present my case too

been tied up at d clinic. Had 4 surgeries, dia was nt much tym to come omline, n wen i did earlier d consultant actualy seized my fone

Nairaland General › Re: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by Scash(f): 3:41pm On Aug 19, 2011

lol. . . U wan advise ppl? Chei. Aye ti baje.[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=739807.msg8962029#msg8962029 date=1313764580]rokiatu <<<< Not a wifey material [/quote]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 3:28pm On Aug 19, 2011

fyn tnx. Aw r u too

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section: Ask Aunty Fickle Anything To Help You Love by Scash(f): 3:21pm On Aug 19, 2011

Fickle:
@toba anytime. now dt was a safe delivery.

@pendo89, do me a flavour chat with him on yim for just this weekend and give me feedback

@fickle, wu wld chat wt me ovadwkend? sad

toba:
ok but permit me to change my location into your heart. agreed?

*

*hands in pocket n whistlin# hi toba

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Terribly Sad N Frustrated by Scash(op): 3:09pm On Aug 19, 2011

awwww. . . Tnx joe.
Aw r u?

Literature › Re: Getting A Publisher Is Still D Problem! by Scash(op): 2:35pm On Aug 19, 2011

thanks bebeland. Hopeu get signed up. Am tryin d advance authors nw. .@larry, my emahl is syth41@yahoo.com

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 11:20am On Aug 19, 2011

toba:
scash where are u?

hey, toba, am here now. . .

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 5:34am On Aug 19, 2011

@toba, i dnt knw. But choose a place i'l meet u dia. wink

@Rokiatu, thanx jare. Those guys cant help it, dey keep on screamin am fugly. SMH. . .
Fastin is quite ok dis yr mainly cos of d weather. At least am nt always tempted to sit under d sink n eat a whole watermelon nw wink

.
Awz it in ur side too?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=737764.msg8956121#msg8956121 date=1313698309]Scash <<<<<<< She wants me (I swaaaaar) [/quote]hehehehehehehehe. LWKMD!!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Handsome Or Not? by Scash(f): 6:59pm On Aug 18, 2011

Thot ur gf broke up wt u? No one wld be hurt if she reads dis undecided

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 6:47pm On Aug 18, 2011

@Toba, Hi

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=737764.msg8954728#msg8954728 date=1313687047]Scash is ugly. 4get her!! [/quote]i really cant belive i spent time tradin insults wt u, me dt i am fastin. I'll leave u to it then.

But d fact still remains,
without dispute. . .
U be F. O. O. L. I. S. H guy! Thinkin wt his anus!

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2011

B fightin for london o. . . Stewpid niggets, remember, even if u r already citizens, u re second class, even if u'v livd dia all ya life

u still black. Thick skinned n dey wld still choose n support deir owns before dey consider u.

Mr. Cork. . . SMH plsssssssss, n stop showin d whole world aw dumb u re k?

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 2:13pm On Aug 18, 2011

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=737764.msg8951879#msg8951879 date=1313666984]Scash (f). you aint even fine. Looooooong hissssssssssss! [/quote]i dnt c wt dt has to do wt me givin u a very soundin slap. . . Mayb ur dislocated medulla will return to position

Romance › Re: Miss Nl Apply Now by Scash(f): 1:36pm On Aug 18, 2011

koolkamzzy:
OP don run go sef, i just checked her profile pix again and her hat dey make me laugh. typical Ibo gurl from Bundus,

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 12:26pm On Aug 18, 2011

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=737764.msg8951615#msg8951615 date=1313665001]huh. MyGOLDIE. Sweeery. SLAP HER FACE!! [/quote]c dis one? Abi i shld slap u for being overly stewpid!

Mygoldie:
No, you are the FILTHY HIPOCRITE, I had to come in because Mr -keys wahala is getting out of hand.

Mr=key so you want Goldie huh? Fucccking Londoner!!!

d fact dt u mentioned peace in d first place ought to make u disabuse any notion of throwin insults too.

. . . and leave Mr-key alone tongue

Romance › Re: Photo Of Nairaland Romance Section Relationship by Scash(f): 12:07pm On Aug 18, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Do you blame the girl?she too fine for that frog looking bosom sucker [/color]

xkillz:
LOL! So on POINT! Too MUCH FORMING on THIS SECTION!!!

wen d guys are so abusive, lettin ones guard down wld let u get d insult of ur life. angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 11:54am On Aug 18, 2011

[quote author=My-Key link=topic=737764.msg8951472#msg8951472 date=1313663857]None of your bloody business how old I am,

lol, I don't do "baby mama" drama, that' s for London slags like you.

You sound tense and angry-You probably only need a PVC catsuit, six inch stilettos, a horse whip and you would quell any riot in Peckham. grin

This woman is a dormant volcano, waiting to erupt, such simmering sexuality and suppressed concupiscence,

Aaaaghhhh!

Fancy a sh.ag?[/quote] grin

@mygoldie, FILTHY HIPOCRITE! Werent u d one tellin dose guys to stop fightin, wen in actual sense u cant wait to join, Abeeggiii

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 9:08am On Aug 18, 2011

cheekybrit:
Lol, try again, Nigerian men, kpele , I don't need to brag about my looks or who I am or what I have, I know what I know, I still say majority of you Nigerian men are ugly and they have a mental disease lol, and freshie I am not, and since most of Nigeria is a dump its not surprising that majority of men look the way they do, I have no time to worry about grammer or punctuation in my posts, its only nairaland not trying to impress anybody

Nigerian men=Fail

jeeez, now, i'ld talk such dt i dnt xceed ur brain capacity, ok?
Wen u said 9ja based guys r rough n smelly, yellow eyes dusty foot, were u refferin to d relatives of urs dt u met wen u went to 9ja or r u just bein naturally stupid, thinkin u've seen all d guys in 9jria n dey all look n dress alike?

Really, am nt goin to ask u to go to Nigeria, to open ur eyes n deprived mind, and behold d beauty of its inhabitants. . . U wld still nt undastand n u wld still run ur diahorea infested mouth.

White ladies return from 9ja n comment ceaselessly praisin n adorin dis guys n dia u are omo baba oni cement talkin nonsense. SMH jooor

Romance › Re: .. by Scash(f): 8:45am On Aug 18, 2011

EuroMeko:
My lil Bro has been married to a beautiful Asian Woman for 20 years with three beautiful kids, one of which is a US Marine.

Personally I think OP has a bone to pick with Nigerian Men and this thread was just a red herring.

ur LITTLE bro has been married for 20yrs? shocked

. That makes u married for aw long? Aw old u be sef

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by Scash(f): 8:19am On Aug 18, 2011

hardbody:
@Born Again 190, ever heard d saying about d saying that a leopard cannot change its spots? The only reason you always spew rubbish is because you can only but give what you have. In classical latin it is said 'Nemo dat quod non habet'. Personally, i expect nothing brilliant from you knowing you will always cloak your failures and brain incapacitation with claims of jesting about everything. You and i however know the truth. Your limitatons are caused by arrested mental development.

[/color] GBAAAAMMMM!!! YOU DON TALK AMs are caused by arrested mental development.

[/quote][color=#990000] GBAAAAMMMM!!! YOU DON TALK AM
[quote author=kushe link=topic=737764.msg8949951#msg8949951 date=1313648970]@cheekybrit

how about 17yrs and counting and i am only 33.forget speaking peckhamish phoneee,my grammar and diction are on point an besides i leave the phonee speaking lot u so crave to dine with clean the office while i go in to do the real work of strategy consulting.

london don tire me,and trustt me i am extremely comfortable.my body is here but my heart is in lagos and every time i go there i wonder why a half baked brit like u wld come and open your mouth and talk trash about your clan.u know what ,most of u talking trash here hav an inferiority complex.if u meet clean high rolling chaps in naija,your jaws go drop and besides hav u seen the girls in naija lately.

the girls in naija are on point especially the 18 to 25 ones and i can bet my life that u are an elderly primigravida,well beyond your prime with prolly 10 chicks in the rooster.how dare you open mouth where fresh meat dey.naija girls in naija can make mouth but not the ones in jand or yankee.even guys wey no get mouth for naija dey lash una for kicks,una come dey get open fora diarrhoea.eyin ti e leeee.

take one big wet kiss.
Dt girl is mentally derailed

Literature › Getting A Publisher Is Still D Problem! by Scash(op): 7:46am On Aug 18, 2011

I wrote a novel like three yrs back n even i had to admit it was quite good, bt i got it locked up in my locker wt various ppl promisin to contact me.
Nw, av started anoda one, dnt knw y i did, bt d story kept formin in my mind n i had to put it to writing. Wld i av to put dt away in my locker too?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Dyt N James, Love Or Lust? by Scash(f): 7:16am On Aug 18, 2011

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=708383.msg8942673#msg8942673 date=1313579231]Nah! U're everly welcome to our humble home, anytime anyday. Wetin dey funny na?[/quote]awwww, tnx. U n ur sweet wife r too kind. Nw, looks like d match really upset u, u can come to me room, so i can talk u out of it hmmm? wink

though am glad Barca won

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