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Ormorlehwah:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

if i refuse not to tell you how much yur dimple adds to yur beauty, amadioha may strike me dead.

Anyways, am officially inviting yu to my verification parry tomao....pls wear dat yur new coco shoe come ooo.......

adeh39:
Yes of course! Tell me whatever you need.....

If you need weeds, drinks, i am HERE......

If na Fresh and Clean babes you want, I go arrange them from my kingdom * Mermaid kingdom*

Just tell me.......

yu don scare agarawu23 away oooooo.....mermaid oginni??

sandrahnaub:
Baba o! I c uu

babie...longtym oooo. Haha, e don tey no be small....where yu carry dem mascara eyes go since nah.....and who is kingsley nah @yur siggy. Babe, yu fine no be small oooo. Oya hope say u go com my verification parry tommorrow.... Na dat short black gown make yu wear com oooo......**dat gown dey always move my ministry**

KingTom:
I know na

very good sir. **he continues with his drink**

agarawu23:
no pro bro, still thinking about it.

but blv me , you are good nomination. hope say you know book ?

i dey try......no be me dey carry first for my class ooo but i no dey carry last too......... Mek we sha talk say i dey "middle belt"

agarawu23:
hen hen so you be hin area mother

before nko......oya write yur amount and return dat chequebook fast. **very soon d chequebook fit dissappear**

adeh39:
Hey! Come on close your eyes........ That comment was meant to be seen by only scentmarlc.......

* Place a gun on his forehead * Did you see anything?

easy babe **collects the gun** am sure he didnt see jack

dharay99:

I seeee...

na so bozz

wristwatch:
Winks*

baba i sight yur winking

sweetorgasm:
oga im nt lying im telling u as it is, "d few dat knows me here knows wat i am in person.

okkk sir.....i believe yu, orgasm or no orgasm

dharay99:

++seeinq tinz++
I like dat.
Open confession.

na family matter she dey follow me discuss nah. No be confession ooo

adeh39:
Mmmmn........ Okay ooo....... You are free ooo...... Wish you lot and lots of Luck....... Be careful ooo..... Ehen....

aii thanks cherrypie.......abeg no forget to buy d weed and alomo for dose niggas oooo.

sweetorgasm:
yea im drunk n i nr wan contest, d crown 4 d most handsome guy in my school is enough 4 me. "at least i got a 100 thousand naira, an iphone 6 and a flat screen TV.

brozzzzz yu can lie oooooooo, are yu a lying machine

agarawu23:
nothing goes for nothing first alert us with alomo money

alryt, no pee. My madam, adeh39 go sort yu out.....just make sure say yu sign after collectin d money ooo, i dont want embezzling of campaign fund.

**sights kingTom as he dey sip his xtraSmooth** broz i hail thee oooo. No forget say nothin goes for nothing ooo

adeh39:
Ehen....... Scentmarlc....... It's like you won't contest for this Mr Nairaland ooo.

If you become the Mr Nairaland..... then Tohpaz becomes your queen automatically......... Then what happens to me

All those girls with tiny tiny legs, big boobs and ass will start pursuing you all over the Forum....

People like Orijin101 will start arranging babes for you at the backyard........

What will happen to me

Amaka whyy nahhhh babe. Nna u know say yur place no dey negotiable. Tohpahz na we we nahhhh. Bikoo chop calm. Orijin101 no go wan do dat to yu nahh.....u be dem momcy nah.

agarawu23:
seems you this guy mean business

hahahahahaha laff yah kee me oooooo. And by d way , where is twaci and tohpahz sef wen i need them most.......na so life be!!!!??

sweetorgasm:
bro nor worry im here 4 u, "u must win dis contest.

thats the orgasmic spirit bro....naso

agarawu23:
Lol na so

gud. How yu dey tek assemble the campaign team nah

sweetorgasm:
lol infact im going i don vess im going to contest

amaka why nahhh orgasm.....okk i go find yu one better post for my campaign team. Bikoo, na yu dey gee me ginger nah, if u contest, wher i wan see anoda orgasm

dharay99:

just checked ur dp.
U look cute...
Will b good if u get verified.

coming from "the left hand matyr" himself......am gud to go. Thankz bozz. Ama verify tomao.....jus checking first with all my bases in all da section. I respect my goonz gaan. Agarawu23, oya drop some freestyle theme for my campaign......else i go kill yu with mention again and again

Aminat508:
padii mi, o try gan

ose jare aminatulahi......na dat yur fine red gown make yu wear com the verification parry tomorrow ooooo

Aminat508:
Chai motigbo oooo

yyyyyyaaaayyyy.......oseun seun ore mii......

agarawu23:
scentmarlc don use mention kill me

but we ganna see bro as time goes on. no panic

mention no better pass bullet?

KingTom:
Jez give me Guinness, extra smooth

i don dey come , wait small make i tell my madam ** adeh39, abeg give dis brozz 12 cartons of xtra smooth ooo ** ehen ehen, dem dey bring am sir

dharay99:

av dey finally nominated yhu?

yep, buh am waiting for d cabalist to give go ahead today bfor verifying

Am up. Baba God bonjour. If i no hail the following jagabans, i don finish be dat......

Krone - the kingmaker
KingLekan - the king himself
KingTom - the tuale king
Dharay99 - the left hand matyr
Tohpahz - the queen undisputed

Twaci - the petite princess
Braintouch - elction brainbox
Cowleg - the town planner
Sweetsoup - the amiable secretary
Aminat508 - the undisputed campaigner of the year
Idowuogbo - the evergreen mama

Tosyne2much - the Mr 10 things
Ishilove - the iron mistress
Missclassy - the iron mummy
Killz3 - the troll destroyer
Blackett - the masked one
Dygeasy - the pagaent master
Missmzcolli - the pagaent mistress
Wristwatch - the interviewer
SweetOrgasm - the TOTO master
Oyin17 - the delectable
Mirexx - the beauty
Adufethoposh - the ukwu mama
DrAif - the doctore
Standd - the dealbreaker
Adeh39 - the queen maker
Dty97 - the poet
Lehkan - the master
Hurklan - the chiefo
Mrcork - the wingmaster
Ipledge - the loyalist
Mziceberry - the toast
Mzlaurel - the laurel keeper
Aipete2 - the prize

Royalroi - the family man
Lamipasco - the rain bringer
Lanicky - the determiner
Babyosisi - the twerker
Iyalasisi - the effector

Orijin101 - the entertainer
Winetapper - the bringer of wine
Idiota - the clown
Subbied - the prettylover
Sandrahaub - the fashionista
Takim01 - the slayer of trolls
Prettyvhickie - the ebony
Prettythicksme - the mermaid
Pinkidearie - the lip sealer
Teempakguy - the desingner
Cyprus000 - the mastermind
Demmie325 - the brainer

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Y'ALL ARE WELCOME TO MY "MR NAIRALAND CAMPAIGN TEAM" . PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT.
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OFFICIALLY YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO MY VERIFICATION PARRY TOMMORROW
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OFCOURSE YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WILL BE OFFERING ME
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AND I BELIEVE YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR ME.

STAY TUNED STAY BLESSED

Aminat508:
Losun jooooo

aminatu oree mii. How e go be nah. Shey uno wan forgiv me nii

opedaydydx9:
d babe trusted me with D shit, it will be immatured of me to leak it man!

i hear yu ooo

goshikid:
OK! HOWUDY?

i dey kul ooo. U fit go nominate me for mr NL ooo. Fly go the thread sharpaly

sweetorgasm:
orijin101 will tell u

well incase yu cant find me on time, feel free to relate with my firstlady, adeh39 or my secretary, sweetsoup.

Nairaland oni baje ooooo

Am stil waitin for my brooklyn niccur, ipledge and my jamaica raztafara, mrcork. Once dey fly enter cabal, i go sample deir opinnion too.

Already i dey hop say agarawu23, braintouch, dharay99, cowleg, sweetsoup, orijin101, mrbee21, hurklan, tosyne2much , alberto2k , and other imporrant federal ministers go support my ambition.


Once my cabal members gee d go ahead, na sailing all d way ooooooo

sweetorgasm:
4get marieolae my guy, if u want to win just bribe me and origin101 and leave d rest 4 us.

really With wat