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Aminat508:
Emabinu daddy mi

berra. If not i go just offload yu go meet cutehector for free nii. I wont even collect any brideprice......but sinx yu don apologize no lele. How dat yur friend nah, subbied. How she dey. How yu wan tek arrange her for yur daddy nah

Aminat508:
Emabinu daddy mi

berra. If not i go just offload yu go meet cutehector for free nii. I wont collect any brideprice

dharay99:

hmm...
Do i av.?

am sure yu have ooo. Wat abt dat girl dat always call yu out frm yur shell on the campaign thread.,. I cnt sEem to remember her moniker

Aminat508:
lolz whalahi oreyin sir

so yu are abusing me abii

sweetorgasm:
@OP the only friend i have on nairaland has deactivated which is lala247, "sad face"

ohh yea, she is part of my extended family. I lgot endeared to her during the "twaci for miss nairaland campaign"

agarawu23:
you are part of my family too if you include me as one but my dad alws advice me to make more enemies than friends.

being the chairman of nairaland's bodyguard association, i dont expect yu to have many friends sef

Princecalm:
for what reason?

to be able to monitor and predict their next move

Cutehector:
Na who com be d mama and papa? Lool scentmaric I go like marry frm ur e family ooo. Hw much u go charge me for d bride price

it depends on who yu are eyeing oooo.

Their brideprice varies: but be aware adeh39 is not on the radar. She is their momcy.

Twaci is the eldest daughter and she is my fav princess. So her brideprice is two lamboghini, 2 twin dublex in dubai, 2 hectare of land in lekki, and two billion dollars.......yu stil dey der dey look?

Tohpahz is so precious to me. So if yu want her hand iN marriage, all yur family must swear an oath of allegiance to treat her like a queen she is. And yu must pay 10 billion dollars pere.........yu neva run?

Trypa na one princess after my heart. So if yu want her hand in marriage, yu must show how powerful yu are and how much strength yu gat. So, yu are gona sleep in the lions den in safari reserve for just 3 days. If u survive, then yu are frEe to deposit 5billion in the family's offshore account........wher yu dey run go?

Those are ma marriageable girls for now. Leave aminat508, she don get fiance.

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]lol, i can't relate with anyone on nairaland. I'm so incredibly different. So, that makes me a lone wolf. No e-family. [/color]

eeyaah too bad, peele[email]

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]lol, i can't relate with anyone on nairaland. I'm so incredibly different. So, that makes me a lone wolf. No e-family. [/color]

eeyaah too bad, peele[/email]

Teempakguy:
[color=navy]lol, i can't relate with anyone on nairaland. I'm so incredibly different. So, that makes me a lone wolf. No e-family. [/color]

eeyaah too bad, peele

forandy:

Loool...guy!!! Is it you dat is this!? Finally, na jst now I know say I dey ur family oh...I bin get jaga jaga idea b4 sha...

yu see dats wah am saying. Yu might not even know how high esteemed you are held in someone's thought

Princecalm:
many have enemies and not friends.

some enemies are worth keepin closer

Buh if i were to mention my nuclear family, then it will just be :
Adeh39 Trypa and Cowleg Braintouch

**i jus hope am part of their own families tooo**

Hey guys this thread promises to be fun.
The logic is simple, just mention monikers of friends that you are very close with as a result of your frequent interaction in different sections of nairaland.

Some have even taken the friendship beyond nairaland as more pple now find it easier to communicate via whattsapp.

So, be gracious enuf to let us know each moniker became part of your E-Family

I GO FIRST....

Adeh39
Trypa
Braintouch
Ipledge
Twaci
Sweetsoup
Cowleg
Mrbee21
Aipete2
Tohpahz
Orijin101
Kinglekan
KingTom

adeh39:
* Switching on my yoruba intonation*

You see, Mo mo wipe o love mi, but awon girls to n disturb e, they are too much.... Ehn, awon fine and sexy girls yen...... they won't allow me to enjoy my boyfriend...... So...... mi o le date e.....fi mi sile.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, mo je gbese. Owo wo gbo....m

Funny thread

Anyways i was here.

I scentmarlc, the igwe1 of romance land was here.

My chiefs will help yu sort your community issue once and for all....**whispers to orijin101 and Braintouch** oya pls attend to their needs and unravel the mystery behind sexkillz and his reincarnate, killz3

**IGWEEEEEEEEEEE**
Prayer: May the Gods of our land protect you. May amadioha strike anyone who quotes me with the sole intention of insulting me and my people. Amen.

Bye bye, jokers land

Pinkiedearie:
Here to read comments and bashings...
*spreads mat..

madam comot your mat, i wan weewee

wristwatch:
Wooow. Really? Adeh39. Expect my PM oo. D konji I have towards u is undeniable.

do yu hav a low battery

adeh39:
Ehen....... I've been waiting for this opportunity......

1) Orijin101: That guy mouth or fingers is as sharp as a razor blade, and he can bash someone to death, If you know wat i mean, Dating that kind of guy? It can't work because we have the same similarities, We would just kill ourself.

2) Wristwatch: Ehen....... Erm........ He's too gentle for my liking.... * I mean the opposite * He won't be able to handle me. * winks*

3) Tosyne2much: Mmmn....... Can you imagine As old as he is, he's still a virgin imagine me being the one to teach him what to do if we are locked up in a room * rolls eyes*

4) Blackett: Jeez!!! That guy can bash and insult someone with big grammars If i mistakenly date him, i will be crying every minute because of wat he can do with his mouth and fingers.

5) Scentmarlc: Awww! * sighs* That guy is too handsome, And so many girls are on the line queuing to get his attention, but since i happen to be a proud girl, i can't join them. And the guy can fear, He said he fears women, which means even if i manage to get him, he will be running all about the room.

6) Peeparty: He's erm........erm.....erm...... let me just keep my mouth shut.

7) Chadso: That guy is a troublemaker........ always looking for trouble everywhere.

Cowleg: ............... I will come back...... let me check if he's around first.


Ooooops!!!! Did i just type that? * removes my shoes and run out of the thread*

Oh! * shivering in fear* I hope i won't cry this evening.

**switching on my igbo intonation**

Beby, amaka whyy nah. Yu know i lof yu so mush and yu are my cherripie.....forget dose gels, dey mean notinn. Yu ar ma one an only. Infactu, Ama ama blow yu kissi noww, muahhhhh. Oya biko , modify dat postu and tell d whole wordu dat i , igwe scentmarlc, the opokoro 1 of abia landi, i yam yur lofer....

Mrbee21:
...*Adeh39 no mind both of dem,dem dey copy hw moves*...#abeg adeh39 i dy backyard dey wait 4 u,4 dat syd my papa dy pack him keke{abeg wear that g-string ur bf bought 4 u if u dy cum}

guy warn yursef ooooo.

KingTom:
Weyrey

oga wehrey

adeh39:



Hey Mr man, u dey try me ooo

Babe calm down. MrBee is on medication

[quote author=subbieD post=34175680][/quote]uhmmmmm nice idea. Na y i dey gbadun yu be dat....subby subby

Mrbee21:
...ooops*scentpalc na just figment of my imagination,no take am serious..#safe the gossipssum enegy

brozz oya drop dat weed...u don dey mistype

KingTom:
You don go play away match, now you dey find who go help you beg

ahhhh no be soo oga miii **sobbing** i just say make i eat fish today nii, since na meat i dey chop since

Mrbee21, warn yursef oooo. Why yu go dey show bilala to my girl nah...yu wan pollute her holyspirit-filled eyes

Mrbee21:
*Kinda rememba those days wen were still in primary 3,me and adeh39 use to bath outside...*sobs why time flies*

you must be high on cocoa tea

adeh39:
So you dey toast her for backyard before abi

Kontinu

Which shoki you wan do? Come on, go and meet that girl u are toasting joor

haaaaaaaa kingTom come help me beg ooooooooooooo ***my wife has gone --- again oooo***

adeh39:
Chickenpie it's not my thing joor My something is covered with the blood of jesus.

Am i the only girlfriend you have Subbied nko?

hahahahhahaaha....subbied neva gree me ooooo. She dey do miss shakaraaa.

**this blood of jesus wey yu tek cover your thing dey fear me ooo. how i go tek enter if i wan do shoki **

adeh39:

babe howfar nah

KingTom:
But the cane no free soak

continuuuu sogbo