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Omotayor123:
Op. tnx for this, u are an Angel.
My battery was running low earlier and they keep sending useless SMS. I was about calling customer care to 'Curse' them when I saw this.



Nice one.

More grace sis. Lets hope they wont regroup and start sending us 30 sms per day!!

iheanachovictor:
Thanks alot

bless yu too

MalcoImX:
What of Airtel?

dunno yet bro buh will yall guyz know whatzup

jaysticks:
It worked. Thank you.

uar welcome. Mine is still not 24hrs yet, mayb dats y am stil gettin d updates

Where are those mummy's boy wen you need them

Hey its weekend already. After all the fun in da club yesterday and all the hangovers, how are you gona spend your weekend, huh? Go skating? Go beaching? Go racing? Or you just gona chill ahome like me, huh? - anyways, i am wishing you a perfect weekend. Enjoy your day.

Away from pleasantries, i have decided to put on my creativity cap this early morning. As you know in my usual style, i search for a common evil in the society, research on it and always come up with the best human friendly approach to spill it out to you guys, with the hope of restoring order and civility to the society.

Today i titled my epistle "mummy's rope" which has its root meaning from the ricing menace of young agile men with no guts or bile to make any decision without their mothers approving. So bad is the case that this happens more to married men. Even the bible asserts that, a man and his wife are meant to be alone and become one. An unusual or constant interference from the paternal homefront could be a total disaster for young happy couple.

Well, maybe considering the fact most of today's weddings are ably sponsored by either of the couple's parents, one might wonder no more as to why the 'mothers' have refused to let down her ropes. Dont get me wrong, i rever and respect the roles of the bigger mummies in the gradual development of the newly-formed home but there is only so much that they are expected to do. Below are just some of the few adverse effects of overbearing 'mummy's' influence.on any married man:

1. Inability to function as a grown man
2. Instabilty in your home
3. Decline in trust between you and your partner
4. Boredom in the family
5. Constant comparison that will lead to fight
6. Non appreciation of your spouse's efforts
7. Unnecessary intrusion into your personal affairs
8. Above all, divorce is coming soon.

I wish i could sound so much like a marriage counsellor or like oprah, so that you will know how serious this issue is and how bad it has stunted so many young couple's home without any hope for restoration. Please if you have a better way of putting this message, kindly do so in the comment section, so that we can all gain from it. Thank you.

I will leave you yet to ponder more on my message for this morning. Do have a blast. Cheers.


Gudmorning friends. You cant be a mummy's boy forever....why? Check /p3DhdK-aM " UNTYING MUMMY's ROPE" . Or visit http://scentmarlc.

Have a fun-filled weekend. Cheers.

MsBliss:
In my own understanding




Summary......

ladies get married at age 30........35

and not 21...23

you are too young then.

y the rush anyway ?

hahahhaaa yu almost got it. But let me help you. In my fouth year in the uni, there is trending eartquake of intros and engagements that rocked my class. Atfirst i tot they were all ripe and ready, but wen my gf started plotting ours, i almost fainted. I was 25 then and she was barely 22. We do still do silly stuffs not expected of adults. And above all, there is no source of income....hahhha, dis girl wan make i steal nii.

So i decided to inquire what spurned her new resolve, and she simply said all her four friends in other department has gotten married, at age 21. If you think maybe they married a correct ready made guy, then you are a joker. The friends i learnt, got wedded to a teacher, civil plumber, pastor and maybe a grad assitant or something. Now i dont intend to belittle those jobs, but is that all those girls ever wanted. Why the rush you would say right !!!!!

amokeme:
I just sent it now.. I'll be removed from their campaign data base within the next 24hrs.. God bless you Op!

God bless you too my dear. Amen

realsammie:
At last i am free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks op

yu sef get that feeling i got abi. Lets just hope dey aint kidding us

drake2:
Which campaign data base? Remove me from all d rubish joor!

Op, thanks; if e no work, u go give me my thanks oh. Lol

No lele drake2. I fit double am for you sef

gsparks01:
sorry to say, it doesn't work

eeeeyahh too bad you are using trium9623

Luedave:
THANK U OP. I WORKD. JUST HOPE AFTA 24HRS THEY WONT DISTURB ME AGAIN

am hopin too ooooo. But so far so good for me, its working

bigtt76:
What about Glo?

ohh how sweet of you to ask me such a kweshun, buh am sorry honey, i dunno abt glo yet...winks

cyprus000:
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Oya farwad am to my email.
But e no go reach that amount,I get prosps with my ATM so I need to enter bank to hold hard cash and tomorrow na saturday.


Abah.marvelous@yahoo.com

Abeg no quote this post,I go delet am leta.[/size]

okk i no go quote am

kinglekan:
Thanks Boss
Thanks for all the support.

dont mention. Anytin for twaci

butanep:
I observed something in this contest...



The lady who is popular and got famous and popular team on NL didn't win the race. It was kind of the reverse.

The other which wasn't too popular and have random team member on NL won it.


It's not about popularity or famous team... but it's about the strategy and power of conviction...

Congrat Tohpahz....Our votes have made you popular...

#wannabePartyMember

#the babe don sleep brozz. Postpone the greeting till tomoRrow.

#and dont spam her mention. The 10k cant go round

emrain:
so after all the twaci bullshít here and there, she still lost? damn, what will be will be.

yes, she lost. She came second. Now go home and call your ugly sister to show face.

Urine:
I like this Twaci girl, gracious in defeat. Your parents did an awesome job, well done!

i was hoping to say the same about you too but when i saw your moniker.........i just shook my head and left your parents out of the matter.

Urine:
I like this Twaci girl, gracious in defeat. Your parents did an awesome job, well done!

i was hoping to say the same about you too when i saw your moniker......

butanep:
Congratulations baby Tohpahz...


I said it from the start... you got all it takes to be crown Miss Nairalander 2015...


More feathers to your cap.... More syringe to your injection... lol


Congrat dear... you deserve it...

I am always part of the winning team simply because am a Chelsea fun...

Up Tohpahz... Up Chelsea...

I knew you will still misyarn...... So now that you are a CHELSEA FUN, keep the fun alive. Tohpahz ku ise ntie joor

kinglekan:

Thanks for the compliment!!

If I had to do it all over again, I would stick with the same team. we were not necessarily relaxed like you put it. You talk from a position of vantage. If we had won, you probably would have had something different to say.

Nwazz its been a fierce contest. Glad its all over.

Thumbs up to the best team. #Team TWACI

@Naijaboiy, Orijin101, Stephenqueen, Winetapper, Marieolae, JefferyJames, Alberto2k, Fabdedon, Tosyne2much, KingTom, Djeezy.

Kudos

cyprus000:
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Very very funny guy

I am compilin an official statement.

And come oo!..you think say anything here effect me

I rep my home gal sandrahnaub and I will do that if I come back to this world hundred times.

She came 4th and I am proud of her.
She hasn't spent up to 8months here and she has attained this feet in here.
You should give it up to her.
Her only prblm is that she is a very reserved female.
Did you notice her presence throughout the voting process?..that alone will tell you something.

Hope say no be BAD BELLE DEY DISTURB YOU?
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Cyprus epistle

Chron1cle:
You guy? And you didn't join the team?




Me sef dey joke brother. Its all good

Aii brother. I hail thee

cyprus000:
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Very very funny guy

I am compilin an official statement.

And come oo!..you think say anything here effect me

I rep my home gal sandrahnaub and I will do that if I come back to this world hundred times.

She came 4th and I am proud of her.
She hasn't spent up to 8months here and she has attained this feet in here.
You should give it up to her.
Her only prblm is that she is a very reserved female.
Did you notice her presence throughout the voting process?..that alone will tell you something.

Hope say no be BAD BELLE DEY DISTURB YOU?
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Aii sha, yu gat point there. Anyways shey make i send yu my fone number, coz i hear say na yur line dem go first send her 1000 recharge card to.....

Chron1cle:
Whats with you and the team? You attacked Cyprus000 and now? Please Mr

ohhh brov chill, cyp is ma guy. Just takin a harmless swipe @ yah nii joor. Anyways, thumbz up guyz

Aminat508:
mumu oshi we no try so.... Mtcheww

hhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahah..............aminatu don kee me wit laff ooooooo

NLjega:
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Our First Runner Up A queen in her own rights Pretty Damsel Lovely and Amiable....
Is none other than Twaci with a total of 253 votes.
*A standing Ovations and big rounds of applauses for her*
She deserves!
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My dear twaci. My own twaci. Our own Twaci. You don try wella.... I for talk say i love you but adeh39 fit kill me. God bless everybody.
Peace out.

Twaci:
This NLJega wan kill person
My heart don run comot....

My dear its berra yu call am back oooooooooo

NLjega:
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Garnering a total vote count of 60, we have diastema'd, sleeky, light skinned SubbieD!!!!! as Second RunnerUp!

*Clap! *Clap!!


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***Aminat508 start rolling on the floor**she stands up, untie her wrapper and start running towards the filling station*** she wants to light herself up in flames*** people started petting her***she cries and cries and cries*** she faints totally******

++oh aminatu was a nice girl when she was........

Wakes up from dream.
Abeg tell me say na dream i dey dream

NLjega:
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In Fourth Position; We have delectable, lovely facial framed Sandrahnaub, with a total of 37 Votes!!!

*Another Round of APpLaUsE Please*!

It isn't easy mehnn.



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I knew beauty without charisma and endowment aint a gud sign

NLjega:
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In Fourth Position; We have delectable, lovely facial framed Sandrahnaub, with a total of 37 Votes!!!

*Another Round of APpLaUsE Please*!

It isn't easy mehnn.



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Cyprus000 must be somewhere down the soakaway right nao

Twaci:
*heart beating like crazy*

My dear..... Tohpahz may have worn the crown, but you sure have won the hearts of many. Stride ON !!!!.


Congrats Tohpahz, u were a worthy opponent., Stride ON!!

Long live your reign