₦airaland Forum

SAINTSAMURAI:
lol i dnt know where they are, mayb they both are operating new monikers.

u don hear say lanicky, our home bae dey contest?

SAINTSAMURAI:
MISS NAIRALAND: ESTHAR. MR NAIRALAND: SMELLYMOUTH. THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN.

sweetorgasm where is sweetsoup and cowleg

halfricanadian:
I'm nls personal dj ive been covering up events
Wait shebi na nl dem go do am abi event centre dey?

Na Eko Hotels dem go use ...
u dey ask me jamb question...

Mediapace:
Also noticing her since yesterday

dont mind aminatu, she jus sidon dey look

agarawu23:
baba , some are making mouth already when the contest is yet to commence. We were there, we know how to play the game. No be by mouth or camping all nlders.

Some ladies will have "shock" this time around

50k no b beans oooo i swear.

In this harsh and unfriendly economy, 50k is Godsent...





My advice for dem esthar and mimxy is too start their underground work early enough. No b by just d people hailin una on the Awareness thread alone oooo. Correct InterRelationship has to take place off NL.



i fear some NL warlords with 6monikers ..
some battlers with 4 monikers,


u go fear fear that day

agarawu23:
I will vote for her BUT I am yet to decide on my candidate.

I am a team
And my team must have candidate.

agarachukwu, yeye boy


u dey form brucelee baaa


pass me ur candidate from awonweyre center oooo

Aminat508:
u catch me

lolzzzzzz

halfricanadian:
Going to b a dj on that day period!!!!!!!!

dat sounds cool....


its better than carrying last. .

SucrePlum:
I nominate mimzy. Anyone with eye's knows its not even a competition.

www.nairaland.com/mimzy


Cc: Dygeasy

i for one admire her..


lets see how it goes.

aminat508, ore mi atata. so u dey observe fron window abii

lanicky:
Nothing really, just hailing you

overhailing might cause me to misbehave ooooooo

richidinho:
www.nairaland.com/mimzy is beautiful, her back send msg wella

www.nairaland.com/refiner is beautiful, but we are yet to see her full pix

o boy checkout 4 dis fulani bae www.nairaland.com/Onezie

Richy u sure say all dz mummy's pet get the required 30% minimum brain level?

D9ty7:
Stop whynning me abeg. You wan give me fuel?

lolzzzzzz, no b only fuel i go giv u, i go dash u engine oil join .




nA u b my oga ooo

lanicky:
Marlc

Miss Jagaban, what i do

D9ty7:
Boss. Anything for your boy?

baba na u be boss oooo

a whole prince of Literature Land
i hail theee

TamedWolf90:
Try www.nairaland.com/mysticgal

her eyelashes be like .....

loomer:
Put me down, I no wear pant o.

Me wey no even know wetin euro be

weyrey boy, u don kee me with laff


how far u hear say lanicky they join body for dis contest so?

abeg who be d candidate for #TeamMaturedMinds

Arabiandude:
Hmmmm
With the way you re been supported in this contest, something tells me its a clean sweep for you.

How are you gonna share your prize money if I grant you the honor of having me in your campaign (I prefer to call it political) team? Lol

you must be a learner in the game to think early clamours is a direct translation of winning.

am sure tohpahz twaci adeh39 tomfrench agarawu23 and my humble self knows it goes way beyond the initial "we want you" chants.


But that is not to say estharfabian isnt a worthy opponent for anyone. As a matter of fact, i gat my eyes on her so she berra watch her back.

#TeamKalakuta

richidinho:
I full grnd bro, how ur side?

i dey steady.




make we mobilze our mgbeke wey wan contest naa ....


i can see plenrry newbies eyeing tohpahz crown.

by the way where is erad. teempakguy, kelvingraphics .... una attention is needed in kalakuta headquarters.


whrre is mzlaurel, stephenqueen, jarizod, d9ty7 mzmycoli ladyf erukumakanaki

Trypa:
lol is like you no like me abi?

i love u die naaa .....

Trypa:
lol is like you no like me abi?

i love u to d moon and back...am sure u kno dat already na

richidinho:
Eniqurl where @thou oh! virgin

richy xhup my man

iamkingzlee:
My chief!!! bawo ni? longest time bruv! what's the way forward now?

fine boy, plenty suits....



no worry, we dey organize some heavyweightz at the background.

whatsapp 07030106829 for more info. u sef kno say we no dey carry last naaa... #TeamKalakuta

cc:
orijin101
vhema
prettyvhickie
mziceberry
diddydiva
mzmayd
cho25bc
laveda
misspicy
slimgurl
skypeople
eniqurl
gurgle
prettythicksme
tashamania
aipete
cowleg
sweetsoup
aminat508

Omotayor123:
Scentmarlc. Well done!

boo wat i do naa\

asumo12:
I like u more than Aminat508 nah!

Y u talk so?

asumonu

asumo12:
I like u more than Aminat508 nah!

Y u talk so?

asumonu

First of all, introduction......



special thankz to my indefatigable team #TeamKalakuta #TeamLandersCave and our dearest neighbour, #TeamAwonWehrey100% ..... for always representing.





on behalf of me, myself and I,



I nominate all my cute padiiz. They all deserve the crown ...

Cherlene
aminat508
adeh39
trypa
lanicky
mhizkel
twaci,
omotayor123
mistytohcute
luxanne
tohpahz



These babes are the real deal. Feel free to quote me if u think otherwise.


cc:DYGEASY

waowww, dygeasy is back with a banger. Hope say u go gee me linkz to dis ya sponsor for N.A.I.R.A 16.

kudoz, u don do well.


now where are the romance goons...
naijaboiy
tosyne2much
wristbangle
tomfrench
cyprus000
vizkid
cutehector
ronald4lif
kingtom
kinglekan
tunnamania11
erukumakanaki
explorer12
emusmith
iamkingzlee,
agarawu23
flow1759





Guyz which way?

wristbangle:
People tend to have strange thoughts when they spot ladies with beards believing that these kind of ladies are somehow dangerous, mysterious or perhaps, genetically abnormal and this erroneous way of thinking is the main reason why most guys don't even bother to approach let alone woo or marry a hairy lady no matter how beautiful she maybe as they consider her as a big turn off

More emphasis on the stereotypical beliefs about ladies with beards and hairy body are discussed briefly.

1. They are unromantic

Most times when guys spot ladies with obviously hairy body they are concluded to be unromantic beings. This notion boils down to the fact that they believe these ladies will be emotionless, careless and rigid in expressing love. To me, I feel this is just a fallacy to paint them bad. I don't think such feature in a lady holds enough evidence to conclude about her romantic life.

2. They are intimately aggressive

It's indeed funny to wallow in the mentality that a hairy lady will be aggressive when it comes to bleeping and that the chances of satisfying her is very slim.. Even a friend of mine explained his ordeal to me on how a hairy lady rubbished him because he couldn't handle her thirst of pleasure.

3. They are evil and fetish

We live in a society where people believed that, a lady having beards, is one of the salient features of an evil lady, she's being tagged a witch. In fact, people will make all sorts of derogatory comments just to show their disinterest in such a lady.. There is even one in my area that has little or no male suitor. Even my konji-fied guys no dey look her twice.

4. They are ugly

I don't know why some guys condemn and ridicule an overly hairy lady to the extent that they compare her to a monkey. However, sometimes, when guys summon the courage to woo type of ladies and she turns them down, they will be like " this one wey I wan manage sef dey do shakara".

5. They are unfashionable

No matter how good looking hairy ladies maybe, some dumb skull dude will still have this notion that they are not classic and fashionable. To make matters worst, when these ladies wear bump short, guys go begin burst laff seeing the hairs on her laps and perhaps, buttocks.

6. They are men beater

The way some people think a times baffles me a lot. I mean it's quite funny to conclude that a lady with beards will not hesitate to trash her husband when provoked. Though, there is one living next to me who's even got six pack and anytime I go inside her room to borrow her charger, my friends will be like, "guy, u wan date person whey go dey beat you?" Honestly I don't know the reason behind this belief.

7. They are arrogant and disrespectful

Even though one must not judge a book by its cover, some guys still judge a lady by ordinary hair. To worsen the case, if the babe get beards come get moustache join am, she's automatically stereotyped an "arrogant and disrespectful" fellow, hence, a big turn off for most guys.

8. They will be desperate to have a husbands

People do believe that a lady with beards may not really receive invitation from guys to date let alone married proposal. So as a result of this, she's seen as a desperate husband finder

u wont believe its a huge turn on for me oooo... all my NL shawdies get beards ... u fit check them out adeh39 omavik aminat508 omotayor123 cherlene twaci tohpahz mhizkel midehi vhema