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Webmasters / Re: Between Blogger, Wordpress And Webly by Scholarincharge(m): 6:36pm On Aug 15, 2016
Thank You, I'll check the blog right away.
Webmasters / Between Blogger, Wordpress And Webly by Scholarincharge(m): 7:39pm On Aug 14, 2016
Which software is best to start my blog?

I know blogger is static (e.g. www.timmybrain.com is mine but I can't have a static front page and post page has available in wordpress).

Also, Wordpress can not run without a hosted account (eg on the .com level like www.giftedpens.com), but i only want to connect my newly bought domain. I don't know much about others.

Help! share the best CMS you think I can map my new domain for free.
Webmasters / Re: What's The Best Forum Software For Wordpress? by Scholarincharge(m): 9:17am On Aug 14, 2016
Don't Try It!

Don't use bbpress, I'd tried it with my site, www.giftedpens.com, and my server crush down for days because of spam accounts. I use to have more than 100 'fake' account openned at the 'same time'. At first, i thought the forum is merely booming, but later I realized they are all spam accounts. The effect is that i lost huge part of my Seo, since many links no longer exist on the site leading to many soft and hard 404, and thus, googld dropping the links.

If you want a forum success, install SMF on a subdomain (eg forum.yourdomain.com). If your host is Siteground, you'll find the software under "Softaculous".

SMF is forum based software, easy to manage and bla bla, especially against spam accounts that has potential to shutdown your server.

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Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Is Totally Insipid: Tale Of A Useless Craft by Scholarincharge(m): 1:09am On Aug 11, 2016
JoeBlocks:
I find your write-up confusing. Your topic is totally misleading though. The poem you wrote would have looked better if you had arranged it properly.

I intentionally wrote it like that to depict how complicated and confusing peotry can be.

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Poems For Review / Re: Poetry Is Totally Insipid: Tale Of A Useless Craft by Scholarincharge(m): 1:05am On Aug 11, 2016
charix:
I swear even as a full adult I still don't understand poetry.

I can feel your plight, the craft is a complicated one.
Poems For Review / Poetry Is Totally Insipid: Tale Of A Useless Craft by Scholarincharge(m): 10:12pm On Aug 07, 2016
in my mother womb I pick a pen
poetry, prose, play and essay
four brothers of same father
tussle for my mussle and hussle
they flash around jewels that lures
be me, trick me, act me, define me
they table what they are cable
I want to be, I choose the be me.
poetry become my voice, my song
I sing amidst the chinese bamboo
the magic I await yet to bang
I sing to the nightgale all night
hunger still wipe more the day
I sing to local publications
I turn a publish poet with zero coin
I chase and sing to the seas
perhaps my song be melodious
in the foreign ears of strangers
perhaps some buck crumb down
from the table of the poetry lords
but it's all wish, easy for alm takers
be it real, they ride gaint horses
same fate for the stinking poets
cos poetry is no commercial art
only we, the passionate few stand
to walk galantly on its lone path-
and Be. As she has all promise us
kudos to bard, to the sons of word
who will never stumble nor fumble
and quit Mother's Pot cos it lacks meat.

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Business / How Your Online Visibility Can Make Or Mar You Offline Business by Scholarincharge(m): 8:18am On Aug 04, 2016
Let take the stats from where it's relativitely visible, Nairaland now has 1.6m members and counting, Facebook claim over 2 billion users, Google do encounter over 50 billion searches in a month, Huffingpost has 110m monthy readers, and so on. The point is: the internet is becoming more relevant and massively use by people, and being a conservative towards this trend can mean a sudden wreck of your bussiness.

What Can You Can Do?

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I build and design all the abovementioned websites/blog for just #5,000 and, sometimes, above. you can go check the stats, these brands are crazily growing, getting readers and getting donations. Another reason you have to hire me is my content marketing and ghost writing services you'll get at discount rates because I know you are a startup and, ultimately, because you use my service to land your web.
Poems For Review / Steal My Poem: I Won't Cry by Scholarincharge(m): 11:31pm On Aug 03, 2016
my rhymes are commoner's tales
flaw by the wish of crafting yale
witness a soaring bird at night
ask her of the lies today told
prod her till she unleash her bowl
of scene when only feeble tears
dawned as the morning dews
make his promising cortex
like a rivulet, how she has flow
into his garment of hideous fur
and let the razor keen its marks.
If your pen droops mucus as mine
steal my words: steal my senseless
mumble my iota of thoughtless
amidst your thoughtfulness
i won't bother nor fonder: go on;
cos i only jargon today for days after earth.

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Literature/Writing Ads / Hire A Freelance Writer: Get The Best CONTENT by Scholarincharge(m): 4:00am On Aug 03, 2016
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Poems For Review / Re: He Is Here. by Scholarincharge(m): 10:34pm On Jan 04, 2016
merit12:
]Here he is
Our long expected friend
Fist, debut and woe

From the frist three lines I understand that the friend that's been expected is here that means the mood of the writer is happy.


Logger of our daily trends
With his twelve log books
He has booked a day extra
than yesteryear
Carbon of his age dead great father:
1988!
Check the dairy.


This part is the description of his friend.he is already aware of everything and he keeps record of it with his books.now he added other day to the time he is supposed to stay .twelve log book means twelve months in a year now he add other
Extra day .also had leap year 1988


He's here to bless all
Including sundry
Fresh out on Friday
A promise of many holidays


These lines means the blessing he will bring for them the long expected blessing

Another leap year
Is here
With vision of census
Right ahead
Hope it will go
Sans turmoil
366 days of expectations
And enviable varying encounters
A stopwatch,
A jotter,
A monitor,
An atlas
To the circulars journeys


He tells us about the name and features of the friend.leap year.



I love all the metaphors
It beautiful of describing leap nice poem


I hope am write with my explanation

Thanks for your great elucidations. I love them. You make the poem look more beautiful in my sight. Sincerely you make my day.
Poems For Review / He Is Here. by Scholarincharge(m): 1:50am On Jan 04, 2016
Here he is
Our long expected friend
Fist, debut and woe
Logger of our daily trends
With his twelve log books
He has booked a day extra
than yesteryear
Carbon of his age dead great father:
1988!
Check the dairy.

He's here to bless all
Including sundry
Fresh out on Friday
A promise of many holidays
Another leap year
Is here
With vision of census
Right ahead
Hope it will go
Sans turmoil
366 days of expectations
And enviable varying encounters
A stopwatch,
A jotter,
A monitor,
An atlas
To the circulars journeys
and rat races.

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Poems For Review / Jamb Question by Scholarincharge(m): 10:19am On Dec 28, 2015
Why the creating
Why the deviating
Why the judging
Why the running
Why are we here?

Why the murder
Why his brother
Why the order
Why later disorder
Why are we here?

Why the charging
Why the booting
Why the typing
Why the swiping
Why are we here?

Why the talking
Why the ranting
Why the loving
Why the mating
Why are we here?

Why the toasting
Why the blushing
Why the smooching
Why the raping
Why the we here?

Why are we hearth on earth
Judging our existence with math
Doing will when we fell right
Whether we peace or might
Why are we here?

I learnt we have been here for centuries
Blaming foes for our mysteries
Yet, we find no purpose to facade
Each wearing out after s few decades
Why are here?

Can someone tell me why we are here?
Is it for the useless money
Or for the bitter honey
Is it for the rusting gold
Or for its losty sold
Is it to write a poem to ask Jamb questions
Or to join a quest and stand for nations.
Why are we here?

©Olajide Timilehin Abiodun.

Follow on Twitter: @Authorsincharge

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Poems For Review / Amala Revival by Scholarincharge(m): 10:21pm On Dec 27, 2015
The chillness of palms
And the watery of mouth
Born of the winter
Needs touches of Amala
With rodo rich stew beside
Poems For Review / Hurray by Scholarincharge(m): 2:11pm On Dec 27, 2015
A tray of pepper spiced Pomo
Dance gently on the waiter's palm
Walking the chamber to and fro
Just for all and sundry
Flashes guesty eyes from differ corners
Like champagne let out of hot bottle
The gentlemen rush for a taste
And down it with a little liquid
The taste of blended vodka
Hurts the throat, and waters the eye
While the blood red rice and fried died chicken
Wait earnestly for a famished teeth attack
The jesters mutters jests
In comment to the chill chapman
The emcee speaks in realms
In honour of the dark rums
The cacophonous banging of beats
Filled the room with heat
The white suited semovita
Got stained by the bleeds of red oil
The cake, facade for a bake
Share it not, name it fake
See it a large morsel of eba
A wise product of wise friends
Sure it will stay
Till the end of the day
Since the sought soft plate of pounded yam are for no one
But the beholders of honours
Honouring the day, hounouring my day.
Hurray! Its my birthday.
Crime / The Funny Analysis by Scholarincharge(m): 2:04pm On Dec 27, 2015
It is rather reasonable to conclude rape is a more terrible crime than the widely detect terrorism. Consider it this way, either partially or wholly a rape victim is a destroyed life. It is a stigma that is everlasting and indelible. It is painful that many of the victims turn out to lost hope in a prospecting future. And if a woman is a nation, then a destroyed woman is a destroyed nation.

My pleas largely goes to the men, when you are turned-on please use the toilet. Your hands can be of great helps— it can help relief you off your hunger (call it masturbation), but don't see an option in pouring your pleasure driven desires on her—especially if she's not ready for it. It may turn her to something you never wished for your aunties, sisters, daughters, or daughters to come.

The news of rape is just everywhere, and everyone always put the man at fault. Yes he is at fault, I know. But what about those business tycoons that never stop producing something more sexy for women? And what of the women that never stop buying them. That's even the least of the ways in which these profiteers contribute to the problem. A more serious way that added up to the mayhem is the colossal production and sponsorship of porn movies all over the internet and sales store. It is fair to say the buyer is at fault, but let reason this together; Numbers of stories of high moral, mental development and critical engagement are out there in scripts searching for film producers and marketers, but these business looters would prefer to pay wholesome amount to persons, who initially are financially unfit, to showcase there private life on screen.

For instance, X-video claims more than 2000 porn videos upload everyday. In addition, there are over 50,000 porn websites on the net making a huge percent of the total videos websites as at 2014, and funny enough these sites top searches at all times putting people to easy temptation of watching porn.

But nobody is forcing us to watch them. Well that's an excellent thought. However, we are all of flesh and bones and the human nature is highly responsive to pleasure especially sexual pleasure. This is why we seldom see cases of female rapist, because man easily fall into pleasure driven activities. And also if women are stronger enough than men we would have gotten millions of women jailed for raping—after all women easily get on earlier than men. It just ethics and nature that hold them down, things would have been reversed. The basis of my assumptions link with issues of female gang rape common at high institutions in Nigeria. The physical strength of man is a component that raise rape from the side of the man, but if women were to be in that position every man would have gotten raped at least twice in his lifetime.

However, as the dictum goes, "To whom much is given, much is expected". As for man, the physical strength given by nature is not an avenue to force other fellows into any acts they never wanted, especially wowen. It will be better if we conclude that our more mental and physical strengths are for the protection of weaker others from external aggressionss. If you are this born super Mayweather, filled with brim energy, I will implore you to take on a better course like joining the army an retrieving the Chibok girls. I'm sure at least five of them will voluntarily love to be your wife (owing to your great deed). And with that I see no reason you should force other girls(women) in the future. If you can't do it then zip up your slacky trousers. That fact is if you can't make them don't mar them.

Don't ruin that precious angel career when you can't build a decent one for her, she's precious to our nation, If you are really edging to cum, and you can't get yourself together, visit the local harlot zone. Clearly, you will found a cost effective one that match your budget. But if you presume those to be wornouts, and you feel you need somethiong fresh. It is all about your pocket, because there are bounty of them out there that are skin hungry for your money. Since any soup that is delicious it is money that kill it.

And finally, as you can see, feel, sense and observe I'm not writing this piece to mount the blame of rape solely on one sphere of the society, I'm only observing and projecting a reasonable solutions. My aim is solely to elucidate the grounding factors and to proffer the possible options that can help kill or reduce the menace rape in our country,Nigeria and the rest of the world at large. My very last request goes to the men that "if she no gree, no force her. It might ruin her life and yours too." Remember fifteen years in kirikiri(prison) no be wasa—it's never a joking matter.


© Olajide Timilehin Abiodun.
Poems For Review / Beggars by Scholarincharge(m): 1:47pm On Dec 27, 2015
You call us the dingy hopeless
But we hope for our daily mess
You insult us when you throw us change
Yet, we never change
You see us as the lack
That takes your lack
But we have some you lack
Hiding the white, hawking with black.

We extort you of your bead
Expecting income sans a bid
In disguise of those in need
We hope for righteous deed
We wear tethered rags
To steal from your brags
We tax you of your fruits
Touching not your suits
Many of us have trailers
Heard you? It will seems like thrillers

Copyright © Olajide Timilehin Abiodun. (Extracted from The Greatest Gift Ever: An anthology of manhood poems).

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Poems For Review / Re: The Times We Never Had by Scholarincharge(m): 1:30pm On Dec 27, 2015
I love your rhyme scheme

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Poems For Review / Re: Wild Torrents by Scholarincharge(m): 1:26pm On Dec 27, 2015
Good work bro.
Poems For Review / Re: Soldiers by Scholarincharge(m): 9:14am On Dec 27, 2015
Thank bro... @Adeayo7
Poems For Review / Soldiers by Scholarincharge(m): 1:59pm On Dec 26, 2015
My pen let us speak strength
To the feeble minds reading
Courage to the brave minds
At struggles and wars
Let us see beyond this walls
And sight the plight of the mighty
The pains of fathers with no children
To take from the warmth of the day.
Let kudos the fighters of evil
And upholders of Peace
Even in the sight of life socking monsters
Our brave and keen guards
In the thick forest of Zambisa
And those on the borders and loopholes
Corners and pass-gates of our city
The god guardian that seek
Neither our praises nor our pearls
The royal loins dress in Khakis
Armoured with the weapon of death
To secure and protect lives
The true heroes of this era.

© Olajide Timilehin Abiodun

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Poems For Review / Vice In Your Heart by Scholarincharge(m): 12:32pm On Dec 26, 2015
If this is democracy
Then we are crazy
You want freedom of expression
But you bathe in corruption
We dream sky growth
In a country you have no troth
Waiting in throat-cutting for magic
Sorry! But it's a wait for tragic
Do your nation a favour
Don't vanish her like vapour
Fight the vice in your heart
Don't tear Nigeria apart

© Olajide Timilehin

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Poems For Review / Boredom by Scholarincharge(m): 12:22pm On Dec 26, 2015
Life can be a dirge
Only in company of bleak fellows
Foes on hand to scourge
All life do is cry in mellow
Poems For Review / Attention Please! by Scholarincharge(m): 11:19am On Dec 26, 2015
Don't jump at conclusion
In any tight condition
It can obscure your vision
And hind your mission
Just pay attention
Kindly wait for solution
Switch on your ignition
And set on your motion
Check for any addition
And consider hidden subtraction
If you see multiplication
Don't forsake division
Pray for your nation
Against an invasion
You dwell in corruption
Truth modification
Illegal distribution
Swift bribe allocation
Intellectual duplication
Fund misappropriation
Yet you're in anticipation
To see a great nation
There is no accommodation
For such an allusion
To program application
It needs your decision
Clone your aspiration
With strict determination
Against all temptation-
Don't accept digression
Think not of the congregation
Serve as an inspiration
To the rest of the nation
This is an information
It needs mobilization.

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