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ETERNAL REST GRANT UNTO HER LORD AND LET THY PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON HER. MAY HER SOUL AND D SOULS OF THOSE WHO DIED AS A RESULT OF THE VIRUS REST IN PEACE. AMEN.

Awoofawo: Seun please help move this topic to frontpage, so more members can contribute the opinion on it. This a interest topic about relationship violence.
Thanks

Supported. Let's even hear what d ladies have to say

Repteam: Thanks so much. u r a darling!

Ur welcome, the pleasure is all mine. Pls keep me posted on developments

Awoofawo: I don't live by the pan...so don't want to die by the pan

Dunno abt u man but as for me, I live by the WORD OF GOD

messpero90: END TIME TINS

Awoofawo: What a glorious dead? to lived by the pan and died by the pan?

Would you prefer that too bro...

After u sir

Repteam: Thanks. could u tell me abt d pos plsssssss

POS which is also known as point of sale is a device used for transfer of funds. U find it in supermarkets, boutiques, banks etc. But I dunno how it works if ur transferring from bank A to bank B but still verify from ur bank

Hey there! Just remembered, u can make use of their POS in the banking hall. Just find out. Its even faster.

Impossicant. Unless they want the likes of homo sapiens to live there.

Find out from the customer service unit. I believe they're in a better position to inform u before making an attempt to use d machine for ur transaction cos I can't advise u to test run at the ATM if ur not sure of how it works. I hope I've helped.

So much money, problem na how to spend am

Since his neighbors testified that he married them cos of his taste for pant, as the saying goes; HE WHO LIVES BY THE SWORD DIES BY THE SWORD. As we can see, HE LIVED BY THE PANT AND DIED BY THE PANT

Hmmm!! I see a SUAREZ in this. Chai! There is blood ooooo

Hmmm!! I see a SUAREZ in this.

OK

Unionised: Nope.

No way.

We don't molest here.

He must be an American.

Why must the bad ones be ours?

LOL

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• Recording and posting of daily transactions
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• Recording receipts and payments
• Assisting in handling company expenses and payroll systems
• Assisting in completing & submitting TAX and VAT returns
• Attending to bank related matters and any other assignment given

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• Excellent oral and written Communication skills
• Honesty is paramount
• Technical competence and analytic skills
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• Good Listening Skills and must pay attention to detail

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What abt disciplines like Econs, bus admin and other management related courses. Can they apply?

Today we hear 33 million jobs, tomorrow 100 million jobs but yet people are unemployed and jobless. All na wash cos I know these jobs have been given out before they're created.

NA TODAY? E DON TAAAYYY

lymelyte: guy, e don tey u ooo

lymelyte: guy, e don tey u ooo

mimiy05: another one....pupsy been dey sleep one afternoon so me and younger brother decided to do something stupid. we'd each take turns and go and lie next to him then run out of d room....we just dey do the thing dey laugh until e reach my turn again...as i form sleep finish say may i open eye come run comot na so i see two pairs of angry eyes staring at me..pupsy don wake...choi..the kind slap wey i receive that day eh...my head rotate 360 degrees
abi na when me n my younger brother dey fight..i come realise say d boy they win me say lie lie how e go win na? na so i take bite im d**k...my mama nearly kill me that day...
i did many crazy tinz o...i go dey update as i remember

Chai!!! Babe u harsh ooooo. Habatically!!! Wetin go make u bite ur bro for him Chief Of Army Staff. Abeg nor go bite ur husband anytime una 2 quarrel if not, u know d rest

That year in primary school I changed my position in my report card from 36th to 6th position in class. Yet my parents lock up pretend like say dem nor know but dem just laff free me.

Putting rubber band inside kerosene. I also remember d time my younger bro put rubber band inside my immediate younger bro's ear chai! Mumsy just dey para. The next day she took him to d hospital but d best they could do is to put cotton wool on his ear. Trust mothers nah, she was not satisfied with their serenre. Later in d evening she placed a stick of broom in his ear and after much twisting she miraculously removed it and shouted for joy like never before

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

Hehehehehehe
ZIDANE TINZ

Each time I fall sick and my mum gives me drugs she'll tell me to go to d kitchen so I can use water to take d drugs given to me. Lucky day for me cos once I get to d kitchen, I'll simply flush them inside the sink and when she asks me if I've taken d drugs, for my mind I'm like does she expect me to say no? But I'll say yes and park well. For my sick mind I don scam my mama.

Anytime I'm scared of going to the toilet at midnight, I do my business through d window and d next day no one would suspect that someone peed there cos they'll think someone poured water there.

Whenever I was hungry, I'll eat someone's food covered in d kitchen and once I'm thru, I'll either cover the plate back or wash d plate and cover it back for d owner to come and find nothing. most times I'd leave a written note telling d person how sweet d food was and thanking d owner of d food. There was a time I was caught by my younger brother when I ate my aunty's food that she kept in her flask but I told him not to tell mum or my aunt. When my aunt discovered it, she complained to my mum and mum started asking us and we denied but I was scared when she threatened to swear for us cos I tot my lil bro would open up so dat d curse won't affect him and u know how frightened kids could be whenever mummy makes a threat instead d guy lock up but me gallant cos I know say all dat one na wash.
With all these I was never caught.

BADOOOO.........

So Bryan was 19 when he participated in Mr Nigeria. If he's 27 then I'm 16. Yels

Burna Boy hmmm!!! 23 indeed. Why not change ur name to LIL BURNA and tell us that ur 16yrs. I'm not even surprised, after all its only in Nigeria u'll see a someone in his mid 20s/30s calling himself FRESH KID. #fact

For me Uche Jumbo's case is d worst. Someone who dated Nobert Young for 10yrs before pitching her tent with Ikechukwu Uche (I wonder how Nigerians will believe that she's older than him if they ended up settling down) and then she settled for her prince charming Rodriguez who has been married to her for over 2 yrs and now she's telling us 34. Oh pls gimme a break.

At first I thought it was only our footballers now our movie and music stars are topping d chart. I just wonder if they have plans of playing for the Super Eagles in d nearest future. Well I hope keshi is following.

What abt smuggling?

lordZOUGA: Which OS version are you running?

I'm using a curve 2. Its btw OS 5 or 7

Jazzy Tinz

Thanks bro but the challenge I'm having is that the nairaland app is not opening. Rather its telling me Error Starting Nairaland Forum Mobile "net_rin_ison_org" not found