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mimiy05: another one....pupsy been dey sleep one afternoon so me and younger brother decided to do something stupid. we'd each take turns and go and lie next to him then run out of d room....we just dey do the thing dey laugh until e reach my turn again...as i form sleep finish say may i open eye come run comot na so i see two pairs of angry eyes staring at me..pupsy don wake...choi..the kind slap wey i receive that day eh...my head rotate 360 degrees
abi na when me n my younger brother dey fight..i come realise say d boy they win me say lie lie how e go win na? na so i take bite im d**k...my mama nearly kill me that day...
i did many crazy tinz o...i go dey update as i remember

Chai!!! Babe u harsh ooooo. Habatically!!! Wetin go make u bite ur bro for him Chief Of Army Staff. Abeg nor go bite ur husband anytime una 2 quarrel if not, u know d rest

That year in primary school I changed my position in my report card from 36th to 6th position in class. Yet my parents lock up pretend like say dem nor know but dem just laff free me.

Putting rubber band inside kerosene. I also remember d time my younger bro put rubber band inside my immediate younger bro's ear chai! Mumsy just dey para. The next day she took him to d hospital but d best they could do is to put cotton wool on his ear. Trust mothers nah, she was not satisfied with their serenre. Later in d evening she placed a stick of broom in his ear and after much twisting she miraculously removed it and shouted for joy like never before

softsparkyy: I didn't do any, my younger brother dealt with me then . That guys head is very big that anytime we had a fight the guy go just headbutt me.

Hehehehehehe
ZIDANE TINZ

Each time I fall sick and my mum gives me drugs she'll tell me to go to d kitchen so I can use water to take d drugs given to me. Lucky day for me cos once I get to d kitchen, I'll simply flush them inside the sink and when she asks me if I've taken d drugs, for my mind I'm like does she expect me to say no? But I'll say yes and park well. For my sick mind I don scam my mama.

Anytime I'm scared of going to the toilet at midnight, I do my business through d window and d next day no one would suspect that someone peed there cos they'll think someone poured water there.

Whenever I was hungry, I'll eat someone's food covered in d kitchen and once I'm thru, I'll either cover the plate back or wash d plate and cover it back for d owner to come and find nothing. most times I'd leave a written note telling d person how sweet d food was and thanking d owner of d food. There was a time I was caught by my younger brother when I ate my aunty's food that she kept in her flask but I told him not to tell mum or my aunt. When my aunt discovered it, she complained to my mum and mum started asking us and we denied but I was scared when she threatened to swear for us cos I tot my lil bro would open up so dat d curse won't affect him and u know how frightened kids could be whenever mummy makes a threat instead d guy lock up but me gallant cos I know say all dat one na wash.
With all these I was never caught.

BADOOOO.........

So Bryan was 19 when he participated in Mr Nigeria. If he's 27 then I'm 16. Yels

Burna Boy hmmm!!! 23 indeed. Why not change ur name to LIL BURNA and tell us that ur 16yrs. I'm not even surprised, after all its only in Nigeria u'll see a someone in his mid 20s/30s calling himself FRESH KID. #fact

For me Uche Jumbo's case is d worst. Someone who dated Nobert Young for 10yrs before pitching her tent with Ikechukwu Uche (I wonder how Nigerians will believe that she's older than him if they ended up settling down) and then she settled for her prince charming Rodriguez who has been married to her for over 2 yrs and now she's telling us 34. Oh pls gimme a break.

At first I thought it was only our footballers now our movie and music stars are topping d chart. I just wonder if they have plans of playing for the Super Eagles in d nearest future. Well I hope keshi is following.

What abt smuggling?

lordZOUGA: Which OS version are you running?

I'm using a curve 2. Its btw OS 5 or 7

Jazzy Tinz

Thanks bro but the challenge I'm having is that the nairaland app is not opening. Rather its telling me Error Starting Nairaland Forum Mobile "net_rin_ison_org" not found

For the brave effort u made towards humanity, risking your life for others to be saved is enough to qualify u as a RARE GEM. When u were born , u cried and the whole world rejoiced but now that ur gone, the whole world is crying but we know ur rejoicing with the Choirs Of Angels In Heaven.
GOD BE WITH YOU TILL WE MEET AGAIN.

CAROL and COSMO
AMAKA and PHILLIP
YAHIMBA and GREG

dhammyg: LOOKS LIKE BEING ON TINSEL IS A WAY OF MEETING UR FUTURE SPOUSE

FIRST CHUKS&ENE
2ND CHRIS ATTOH&DAMILOLA ADEGBITE
3RD GBENRO &OSAS

WHO IS NEXT BIMPE&PHILLIP

BRENDA and MASTERS

highmey:
Hey Victor... why don't you check Google to ascertain if the company exists. and if it exists, check their contacts (e-mail or phone number), then put a call through to them or send a message via email.

cheers!

I know but I just wanna know if its not all these mkting jobs

U guys should help someone nah.

Hello NL. I got an invite from Transerve Disc Technologies
Limited to come for an interview. Pls I'd like to know what its all abt. Did anyone get a message from them?

I strongly recommend these products to all car owners cos it saves a lot of stress and money. For instance imagine the cost of pumping ur tyres then ull know what I'm talking abt. For me its a thumbs up

Super Mario the Super Hero for Germany

databoy247: I expected these insults. Am not surprised by the high rate of unemployment in this country. It's only in Nigeria, you see a rich man driving a very expensive car and instead of people to meet him to teach them how he made it, they will start calling him a ritualist....the more reason the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer.

I wont hold your tongues, you can keep raining insults. While the serious ones keep contacting me via email. Have fun guys....am off to LinkedIn to do ma thing

Baba leave story for tortoise, send me ur account details abi u dey fear to collect money again?

Saryea83: Amen oo! Guy, u sabi pray, waalayi! The guy wan job us.

Don't mind him. Tell him to send his account details so I can pay for everyone.

Hmmm!!! Coming from someone that just got a job or they're not paying u well at all. Baba park well, with or without ur help God will give us our own jobs in Jesus Name. Amen

Official Fruit Of Netherland Football Team

Mine was way back in primary school. Pry 5 to be precise. My name was written among the noise makers in class and we were made to pay dearly for it. The name of that punishment is called SMOKE CIGERATE and the punishment goes thus, bend ur back raise ur right leg, pass ur right hand under ur right leg and put ur thumb into ur mouth without holding anything with ur left hand. Mehn that punishment na die.

But finally she's not looking bad @ all but the only problem is that haters will keep on hating the things they're supposed to like and vise versa.

hideout: ur papa when no bang ur Mama well u don kill am?
because if in bang. her well she 4 no born u. UN ARCHIVED HATER

YEPAAA!!!!!!!
Now that's what I call YAWA FIRST CLASS.

cdamsel: @ least we agree on something

So now are we cool?

cdamsel: NTA no better pass african magic

In fact better pass CNN

cdamsel: Them say she b actress bt have neva seen her movie,na wa ooo

How will u see when all u watch is NTA

cdamsel: Them say she b actress bt have neva seen her movie,na wa ooo

How will u see when all u watch is NTA

cdamsel: Them say she b actress bt have neva seen her movie,na wa ooo

How will u see when all u watch is NTA

Rest In The Bosom Of The Lord. The Almighty God Will Give U And All Those Who Have Left This World Eternal Rest. Amen

bravetentewa: Please i subscribed for MTN NIGHT BUNDLE PLAN.... But barely a week after subscribing my modem stopped browsing....i called customer care severally but the reasonable response......please i need to subscribe so that i can conclude my research for my project defense which is at hand......pls anybody with any reasonable advice

Even their 2 hours plan is also not working....

Just One Word
"PORT"