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See how scared guys can be. So u can't do anything to protect ur girl or even take a revenge on her behalf. I bet u if it were d oda way round (beats chest) my girl will surely fight for me. No be say dem say.

Prixus:
the same thing my gf would do if a man like that slaps me.

so if ur gf cries, u'll do d same

djeezy:
Haha. I don't look for her trouble. I have a gun too, just incase.

Gun for woman Not even ur hand. Baba u don fall my hand

williamspaul22:
I will thank d lady for slapping my babe nd also plead with her to let us go.

LOL!!!!!! I can see the the fear of muscle is the begining of wisdom for u. Chai!!!!!!!!!

djeezy:
my gf doesn't need muscles. She knows martial art. Black belt.

hehehehehe. I pirry u cos by d time she uses it on u, u'll sing a new song

xpac01:
Real men don't beat women. I will never fight a girl in my life.

. And what if ur gf mocks u for not being man enough for at least fighting for her and thern she leaves u in d process. #sings mtn caller tune song.... U Have All It Takes...............

djeezy:
Forget d muscles. She's still a woman. Enrol your gf for gym, so she'd have muscles too.

hehehehehe. Boss after u sir

Guys.. You're walking on the street with your babe. This lady in the picture below walks up to your babe and slaps her. What will you do?

Sincere comments pls.

Omo see packaging!!!!!!!!!!

omar22:
Talking about celebrating failure!!!!

. To me they didn't fail. They did well. The penalty shoot out was just a decider.

omar22:
Was Andre Ayew crying when he collected the keys

LOL

The most funniest part is the one that says the fans feel the cash and cars is to small. Na wah ooooooo............

When the Black Stars of Ghana placed second at the just concluded AFCON 2015 competition, their president promised them a Jeep Cherokee each among other gifts. The SUVs (pictured right) worth about $76,000 are now ready for pick up. The footballer’s families have been asked to come pick the SUVs on behalf of the footballers who have since returned to their various bases in Europe.

The footballers also got $25,000 each. Some Ghanaians think the money and car gift is little, that the football stars deserve more for giving a good performance at the tournament despite not winning.

Source:http://tiwasblog.co/2015/02/18/black-stars-of-ghana-get-jeep-cherokee-from-their-president/

I know say Arsenal fans go dey cry now cos work over no dey. Hehehehehehe.

Eleyi ma ga oooo

This one small. Come madonna university u go know say des ones dey enjoy. On that long seat only one person is seated and d next person stays 3 seats behind him. The worst of all is that they're not allowed to wear shoes or clothes with pockets into d exam hall. This has made everyone proud owners of football jerseys.

Now tell me, who's better off and who's worse off??

Na wah oooo. Na only u waka come?

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God Bless

Pls is there anyone or doctor in this forum that has an idea on where and how much it will cost to run a comprehensive medical check up on him cos we're making arrangements for him to get back on his feet. Pls we need it ASAP

BokoHaramm:
God will hElp him ijn. Can someone open a thread of assistance let's contribute and help him and not type RIP later.

. For those who are willing to make donations u can contact editor@punchng.com

A reported dead from kidney failure, CHUX OHAI visits seasoned actor, James Uche, who has been battling with heart kidney disease since 2007

Unknown to many movie fans and fellow Nollywood practitioners, a former Vice President of the Actors Guild of Nigeria and seasoned actor, Prince James Uche, is still struggling to survive a strange illness that has kept him off the screen for eight years ago.

To make matters worse, Uche’s landlord has just served him a notice, ordering him to quit his residence at 45, Yetunde Brown Street, Gbagada, Lagos.

The ailing actor, who now spends most of his time in the premises of a Catholic church near his residence, in an interview with our correspondent on Thursday, recounted how he found himself in his present condition.

He said, “All I can remember is that something struck me on the left side of my face about eight years ago, when I was heading for the burial ceremony of Pete Edochie’s mother at Nteje in Anambra State. I had no idea what hit me in the face, but it happened when I arrived at the junction leading to the town.

“I got to the venue of the ceremony and stayed in the town for two days. On the third day, I suddenly found that I could no longer move my body freely. Although I barely managed to get up on my feet, I could not climb up the staircase.

“I had to wait till the following Sunday before deciding to leave for Lagos. But my friend, Edoche, persuaded me to follow him to Enugu where he lived at the time. I slept in Enugu on that day. In the morning I went for treatment in a hospital.

“After the doctor had finished examining me, he stared at me with his mouth half open in shock for a long time. When I asked what was wrong, he said I should have been dead. He took my pulse again and then, sweating, said my blood pressure was abnormally high. He said it had risen up to 300 and it was a miracle that I was still alive.”

The doctor also told the actor that, judging by his blood pressure, he should have been dead or paralysed. That was how Uche initially discovered that he had a heart problem.

Although the doctor in the Enugu hospital prescribed a certain drug for his illness and instructed to take it for the rest of his life, Uche had thought it was nothing to worry about and he hoped to recover quickly.

Unfortunately, eight years after, the actor, whose career has been seriously affected by the ailment, is still battling for his life. Apart from spending all his life savings on hospital bills and drugs, the illness has cost him his marriage. In fact, E PUNCH gathered that at a point, Uche’s wife was forced to leave their matrimonial home because she could no longer cope with the burden of taking care of him and their three children.

Uche’s case has progressively declined over the past years. Apart from suffering an undefined heart disease, he is gradually losing his memory and sight (he could barely glimpse our correspondent).

Also, to compound the actor’s problem, his kidneys no longer function properly. With financial assistance from members of his church – Catholic Church in Gbagada, Lagos – he was able to undergo five dialyses in 2013. Yet, it is feared that the kidneys may pack up due to inadequate medical attention.

Apart from looking quite emaciated, Uche’s speech is slurred and most of the time, incoherent. Some members of the Society of St. Vincent of Paul in his church were moved by his plight to care for him three years after his wife left with their three sons.

A female member of the Society told E-PUNCH that other relatives of the ailing actor had virtually abandoned him to his fate.

She said, “James Uche’s family has not helped his situation at all. Maybe, if they had been around him, his health would not have deteriorated this bad.         When his wife took the children and left, he was all alone in their residence. Nobody visited him. None of his relations, colleagues or friends visited him or volunteered to give him his drugs until members of the Society of St. Vincent the Paul decided to care for him.”

Describing his present condition, she confirmed that the actor’s blood pressure had been consistently high, noting that at a point, some kind-hearted people picked him up and took him to the General Hospital, Gbagada where he was admitted in the intensive unit for some time and made to undergo a number of medical tests.

The lady continued, “The bottom line is that other things came up. His kidney was seriously affected and he had to undergo five dialyses in March, 2014. From what we have seen, he is also afflicted with diabetes. This is why he has been placed under a strict diet. He doesn’t just eat anything. His eyes are so impaired now that he could barely see objects. We have even taken him to St. Mary’s Hospital in Ago Iwoye, Ogun State. As it is, everything is related to high blood pressure. The ailment has seriously affected the organs in his body, especially the kidneys.”

E-PUNCH also learnt that members of the Society made an effort to contact the Abia State Government, through the representative of the Item Constituency in the House of Assembly, for assistance to the actor. But they said the person did not get back to them.

Sometime last year, word reached the Actors Guild of Nigeria that Uche was still seriously ill. A delegation was sent to visit him in his home. He was subsequently taken another hospital in the Gbagada area of Lagos for treatment and placed on health insurance, which gave him access to free drugs. Ever since, the AGN has done anything else to assist him.

Fellow Nigerians let's join hands to assist him so as not to lose another film actor. God Bless
Source: http://www.punchng.com/entertainment/e-punch/abandoned-by-family-now-ailing-actor-faces-eviction/

adahib:
How authentic is this info.....

Look up

BREAKING NEWS: Former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo Defects To APC
This is not just breaking news, it is also breath-taking but it is always our pleasure to bring you firsthand information so as to keep you abreast of happenings in and out of Nigeria.

Research has it that the former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo aka OBJ, has finally defected to the GMB-Driven party – APC.

This is a shocker but speaking with the former President OBJ himself at his farm in Ota, he has given a few reasons why his defecting should not just be accepted by Nigerians but should also be applauded.

Find his statement below:

"I have reason to believe that most or should I say all of you are wondering why I have chosen to defect to the defunct APC and I must say that if I had been told that I would have to switch party some 5 years ago, I myself would have argued it.

I believe in transparency and integrity but unfortunately, PDP is an opposite of such attributes.

They dwell in deception and in the lowest form of debase if I may say.

I believe change is what Nigeria needs and regardless of whether GMB can deliver or not, it is still change in a way. Nigeria needs to be delivered from a useless government that has taken over since I left presidency.

If you have read my book, you will see that Jonathan is nothing different from my VP when I was president. Atiku was just a big time backbiter unknown to him that when you have people behind you, your back actually becomes visible to you.

I want to use this medium to say a very big thank you to the leaders of the APC for accepting me as I am and I am proud to say that come 2015, APC is taking over Nigeria for good of us all.

I am a civilian like you all now so I understand what it means to live in the suburbs as you are all aware that I stay nowhere else apart from my village here in Ota.

Finally, I would like to implore all Nigerians that come 2015 Elections, VOTE GOOD GOVERNMENT NOT GOOD LUCK"
http://www.hiphopgist.com/2015/01/breaking-news-former-president-of.html #GameFinallyOver. Let's welcome BABA to the FAMILY. VOTE GOOD GOVERNMENT NOT GOODLUCK. #VoteGMB #GMB #APC @Thisisbuhari

Anything that will make u not to enter the kingdom of God, cut it off. That's what he just did

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mors:
ftc finally.hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.space booked

Hello sir pls look up b4 u continue ur celebrations

What is hapening One day na one day monkey go go market, e nor go come back.

There Is God Ooooooooo

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See

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