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Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by schoolboymatt(m): 8:12am On Nov 09, 2023
I bought @ 1250 somes weeks ago. Now this!

this is a bad good news for me.
Politics / Re: $51bn Foreign Debt: FG Rues Dwindling Revenue, Reps Condemn Needless Loans, by schoolboymatt(m): 8:08am On Nov 09, 2023
Tinubu will suck us deep into 300 billiion
dollars before he leaves power. He is a big spender like me.

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Celebrities / Re: Damson Idris And Lori Harvey Break Up, Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by schoolboymatt(m): 7:32am On Nov 07, 2023
Hendrixky:
Like seriously

Nobody gives a fuckkk

nobody gives a f,

how comes you have 69 likes grin

Politics / Re: Oyo Muslims Protest In Solidarity Rally With Palestinians by schoolboymatt(m): 8:08pm On Nov 04, 2023
APCNig:
Straight off.

Emilokan Asiwaju Tinubu has given everyone targets to meet, just as he does to successive Lagos governors and commissioners. Anyone that didn't meet his target is kicked out. Nobody is too big for Tinubu to kick out, if he could kick out the governor who does not legally report to him, how much more Ministers who are his employees.

This is not Goatluck or Buhari government where everyone did anyhow. If you do anyhow, you will see anyhow. Even his biological son, our new Star Boy Seyi Tinubu, Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban has drawn the boundary so that he (Seyi) will know where family matters end.

Sit up, or sit out.

gyan gyen gye gye gyen!

rubbish!

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Family / Re: New Wife Wants Husband's Late Wife Pictures Removed From The Wall by schoolboymatt(m): 10:30pm On Oct 23, 2023
my take on this:

wahala jam pole wire!
Business / Re: FG Moves To Digitise FX Transactions To Punish Naira Speculators by schoolboymatt(m): 10:12pm On Oct 23, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Speculators currently behind the unpatriotic and criminal arbitrage are already trapped with the executive orders and will get burnt las las ni

They want to keep on speculating , hype the overvalued street value of USD and call it parallel market price or projection. Smh. Eyin obaiye je lo ma re.

This current FG will not go borrowing money or use hard-earned forex inflow to fight against the overvalued US dollar on the streets. You all will get burnt las las.

Those being deceived to keep hoarding forex will get burnt severely las las. It's laughable ignorance when poorly educated people who have almost 100% of their day to day expenses in naira still go and hoard forex and crowd out those who genuinely need it. If they don't get burnt, no defence of the naira will. Not even EFCC that Mr Emefiele kept sending after them will make them stop.

I am 100% in support of the steps FG through CBN is taking to allow free float to determine our real aggregate demand till those unpatriotic elements are burnt by real market forces.

God bless President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. God bless Mr Cardoso. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

forgive my curiosity sir,


real market forces like what?

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Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by schoolboymatt(m): 12:11pm On Oct 22, 2023
backtovillage:
You might b getting things wrong.
U an extrovert while your friend is an introvert I guess.

another angle to look at it from
Romance / Re: Share The Moment You Realised You Had A Fake Friend Or Frenemy by schoolboymatt(m): 11:55am On Oct 22, 2023
Yugoslavia247:


I try as much not to be jealous or envious of people. No matter what. I rather use your success to motivate my self.

However, alot of so called friends are actually in competition with you. The earliest you realize it the better for you.

If you are caught in that situation and you still need to keep the friendship for important reasons then do this. Note some people are indispensable due to some circumstances.

Hide your progress
Hide you plans to your progress
When you achieve something good, hide it.
Never emphasize the importance of a step to your progress or discuss it.
Always keep a low profile around them
Never tell your secrets and don't try to know theirs.

If you can not do those.
Cut them off.

They could kill you for progressing and hiding it.

That is why when some people become successful they stay far from close friends.

Because those friends were not really friends but they had to keep up with them due to circumstances

you've said it all wise man.
Politics / Re: Mr Macaroni Leads Peace Walk To Commemorate #endsars 3rd Anniversary(pics) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:55pm On Oct 20, 2023
IreneChidi:
yes he's genuine because he was something doing and rich.
unlike ricetivsts and cashivsts like deji anyanju Rhino Ofockery etc

be calming down.
Romance / Re: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by schoolboymatt(m): 10:05pm On Sep 28, 2023
Samantha124:
What can I say? the brother loves chains too much.. grin grin grin

but seriously, chaining her down would only create a chain reaction

we don't want that.
Romance / Re: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by schoolboymatt(m): 3:30pm On Sep 28, 2023
Samantha124:
Because you have a thing for chains around her legs and waist, why not just chain her in your house?

sexual fantancy to human trafficking all because of 'chain' grin
Romance / Re: Four Weird Things I Find Very Attractive On A Lady. The Fourth One Is Strange. by schoolboymatt(m): 3:23pm On Sep 28, 2023
nose studs are classy no doubt.

leg chain? that I attribute to a loose girl (sorry).

waist chain (or beads, which ever), yes yes yes!

pierced tongue? no thank you, I'll pass.
Travel / Re: 30 Years After, Father And Son Are Southwest Pilots by schoolboymatt(m): 12:53pm On Sep 25, 2023
Bliss24:
Nigeria has flying sisters

3 Professional pilots as sisterps

no be everything be competition.
Politics / Re: Pictures From The First Commercial Trip Of The Lagos Metro Rail by schoolboymatt(m): 1:58pm On Sep 05, 2023
tsdarkside:


sex....??
why would you want to have sex on a train....

are you Hot right now or what....??
I dont want to have sex on a train,

I meant it should have been added.
Politics / Re: Pictures From The First Commercial Trip Of The Lagos Metro Rail by schoolboymatt(m): 9:58am On Sep 05, 2023
No eating, drinking or smoking on the train.


what about sex?
Romance / Re: Why Do Some Ladies Now See Dating/Marriage As Poverty Alleviation Programme by schoolboymatt(m): 5:50am On Jul 17, 2023
rubbish!

I am sick and tired of this paticular topic. it gets boring every time its being discussed.

you as a guy, shey u no observe the lady wey your wan marry before u chook head?

you must have seen red flags, even if its one.

y'all should quit whining like a little b.

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Agriculture / Re: With 50 Cows 20 Years Ago, I Now Have 1,000 - Idris Isa Bawa by schoolboymatt(m): 5:24am On Jul 17, 2023
Zonefree:

Oga, keep quiet. Technology boosts economy same as Agriculture. There's nothing wrong in rearing cows.
leave the mumu.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is The Best Caption For This Picture by schoolboymatt(m): 2:01pm On Jul 16, 2023
at last, my daily bread.
Family / Re: Can You Be A Full-time Housewife? by schoolboymatt(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2023
Weedhustler:



Where u wan see husband marry ? After yahoo boys don use u! Abeg shift
my God!

grin

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Women FC Announced The Signing Of Russo With A Nigerian 70s Rock Music by schoolboymatt(m): 12:16pm On Jul 16, 2023
what is this Arsenal's sudden obsession with Nigerian musicians?

first it was Odumodu Blvck, now this?

Abeg o!
Sports / Re: Arsenal Used Odumodu Blvck’s Song "Declan Rice " For Declan Rice Announcement by schoolboymatt(m): 6:31pm On Jul 15, 2023
Arsenal I like, Declare Rice I like, Odumodu Blvck I like, but the three combo... Lame!

PoloG:
I don't know him

u sabi Polo G, u no sabi Blvck

which kind trapstar u be?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria: Is This The Hell They Are Talking About? by schoolboymatt(m): 2:10pm On Jul 15, 2023
Because you can’t suffer in Nigeria and still go to the real hell.

dey play make pant dey wear you grin
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2023
rubbish!
Food / Re: Another Nigerian Lady Starts 200-Hour Snail-A-Thon In Style (Pix, Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
no be only snailaton grin

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Learns To Walk Properly After Acquiring New Curvy Shape (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:06pm On Jul 11, 2023
surgery done and dusted da ffck

how are these people celebrities?
Politics / Re: Bauchi Assembly Adopts Hausa As Language Of Communication by schoolboymatt(m): 10:03pm On Jul 11, 2023
oluseyiforjesus:
When most of dem are not educated,
It's a good idea but as long as English is our official language den use English sir

because a person cannot speak English (a foreign language), does not mean he/she is not educated.

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Romance / Re: This Is What All Men Want At The End by schoolboymatt(m): 9:40pm On Jul 10, 2023
who say you can't have them 3 together

big ass
big boobs
& peace of mind.

guys don't settle for less.

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Romance / Re: My Best Ex by schoolboymatt(m): 9:28pm On Jul 10, 2023
I swear, time runs faster when we are together.

we all have that one ex.
Events / Re: Bride Intercepted On Her Wedding Day By Another Man She Promised Marriage In Oyo by schoolboymatt(m): 8:19pm On Jul 09, 2023
ecolime:

I won't applaud the man for spoiling our occasion. No one would be happy with such. Honestly, I fit get him arrested unto say he pour sand for our garri.

But one thing is certain after the dust is settled, I will most likely disown my sister for bringing the family name into disrepute.

Why ascribe the pregnancy of your ex-fiance to another man? When we talk of paternity fraud of first borns, na this pattern e dey follow.

Get pregnant for a man, if he is not ready for marriage. Quickly marry the next available man 😡

cry

after devil, na woman!
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Would You Sing At Karaoke's Night? by schoolboymatt(m): 3:04pm On Jul 08, 2023
1. Hollyood's Bleeding - Post Malone
2. Back in Uni - Blaqbones
3. I don't ffck with you - Big Sean
4. Fight Night - Migos
5. Bigger than Yesterday - Israel Strong
6. Bad Energy - Juice Wrld

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