rubbish!

1x
1 or un 2.5
x or NG

if you know you know.

ItooWorWor:


Man wan shw sey he gt mind



IBB of all people.

dem no dey whine IBB.

thidls guy 4 years go just waste throway

dat DSS guy na shege walai!

he had to flash cuffs. he did it on purpose I know.


btw, this guy's case is the real definition of use and dump.

Tinubu sef, I don't know what he is waiting for that he hasn't poked Buhari.

u still neva know weti dey sup?


You see this statement: what if I never find someone like you e deep pass the way you dey reason am.

she has you now, she is still trying out others to see if she can get a better version of you.
her fear is not 'not spending the rest of her life with you', but rather 'not finding another you'


open you eye guy

your babe na ashawo

wetin man never see remain small

he called Muslim / Muslim ticket an achievement...so pathetic

What they were able to achieve in kaduna has now been achieved in Nigeria. so like Kaduna is a test run

Acekidc4:
This Woman, always Talking, cho cho cho Upandan. My friend keep Kwayet and goan sit down. Don't be using style style to woo President Tinubu.............No Appointment for you.

but what he said is true,

its a known fact attributed to El-rufai. when Buhari spent 3 months in that Uk hospital, a heated rumor had it in Kaduna that Buhari's dead...El-rufai already started loobing for vp slot minutes he got the news.

it is finished!


let's focus on how to push Naija forward now, shall we?

gwanda!

you'll catch the sacarsm if you understand Hausa.

how people dey take swallow panadol unto another person headache still dey baffle me.

Tourist123:
I landed Nigeria yesterday from the US after 2years of Japing. Nothing seems to have gotten better, things have become very worse! How exactly do people live here in Nigeria? So many people begging you for money. Gosh, I can stay in this country for longer than 3 weeks. I can’t! I just cant!!!
The cab i took from the Airport to my apartment charged my 13k for a 35 mins drive It got me wondering how civil servants with families survive in this country considering how expensive things have become and salaries are constant.

An average civil servant earning minimum wage won't dare take a cab that cost that much...you probably took an uber,

be sincere, how much would it have cost in where you came from?

this is not a rhetorical question.

make everybody just calm down...fuel subsidy removal has come to stay.

Cloudflare:
To those idiots above hailing the drug lord for this, Kindly note that the FG doesn't control the price of gas, so it is not Tinubu nor APC that did this. The gas price is controlled by marketers. It is Safe to say that Tinubu did nothing here. He should revert back to when fuel was sold for #150 and then make adequate planning before removing fuel subsidy. I don't expect him to know this because obi the game planner will do everything when he has restore his stolen mandate.

just rest!
the deed's been done.

this info is too rich to be free. delete it!

Gabreil2121:


I close the windows

Gabreil2121:


I usually go there but decided to just stay house today as I feel so comfortable doing it in my room

how then do you contain the smell?

you sef..why u no go jungle?

no wonder

Ajaka wasted no time in reciprocating the favor, an eye for an eye.

that's a boa constrictor, its not venomous.

poor beautiful creature.

the other day, I was talking to this girl who I know is into me(she don give me green light die), I too am into her (kinda). so while we were conversing, she kept uttering 'my bestie'. small thing, 'my bestie', another small thing again, 'my bestie'.

the fact she has a lot of female friends she does 'bestie' with got me worried(I was already contemplating whether or not to proceed) so she was telling me about one of her bestie that wants her to move over to abuja so she can settle and start working... long story short, I asked where in Abuja does this bestie stays, as I know abuja to some point.

me: where for abuja she dey stay?
she: who tell you say na 'she' ...I no dey do bestie with girls. them too dey gossip.

me: oh!

we will have to wait and see who is right.

I must say I'm impress!

Tinubu seem to get balls. I pray things workout this time.

There is a notion that if the product is processed locally, prices will reduce. Let me make it clear that it is not going to change anything. If you produce locally, the refineries will also input the cost of production and other things and it will be sold at the current price.

how much is the cost of production?

and which 'other things' is he talking about.

headline funny die..

how?

LikeAking:


Panike for what?

He will win them..

how are you so certain?

N3TRAL:
Tinubu will revolutionize Nigeria!

We have a distinguished accountant who graduated Summa cum laude from an elite American university govern us. We should be proud.

What do we expect?
A geometric increase in Foreign Direct investment and Foreign portfolio investment.


I'm so happy that I was born during his government and won't be reading this beautiful experience we will go through as history in my Unilag Dorm room in 2085 when Nigeria would have become a world power.

mint THIS post: I'll buy it back with 1 btc equivalent when the time comes.

taylor88:
Most times I imagine how Tinubu face go be if he wan cum during sex

He go resemble monkey

get sense na

taylor88:
Do you know the most difficult job on earth right now?

Imagine your job is to write Tinubu’s Biography?

Where you wan start?

How you wan get information of “15 things you should know about Tinubu”

Whoever that’s doing that Job now must be sweating heavily bcuz Omo

Writing Tinubu’s biography is like writing attributes of a ghost

Where you wan start from?

Date of birth
Education
Family
Growing up
Source of income
Cocaine and heroin etc

Guy you go faint looking for what doesn’t exist

relax it's over.

Nazgul:

This is one of the reasons why most marriages collapse before they even begin.

What does it mean for a marriage to collapse before it begin?

jaephoenix:

Who created that tree of knowledge? Yahweh.
Did he know Adam would succumb to it? Yep.
Then why create it? <crickets>

the tree of knowledge isn't some physical tree.
It's a metaphor to something.