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Car Talk / Re: Billionaire Dubai Man Demands For A Car More Expensive Than Most Expensive Car by schoolboymatt(m): 3:00pm On Jul 08, 2023
iHateFraudsters:


My point "is it your money?"

It's their money, they're not under any obligation to give.

Did you help him make his money and he refused to give you your percentage?

Are you his business partner?

So how is he stingy?

Oga go and sit down with your entitlement mentality, stinginess doesn't exist in this world.

tell barman make e give u anything wey you want.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Oge Aneke Who Married As A Virgin Gives Birth To Twins 6 Years After by schoolboymatt(m): 9:40pm On Jul 07, 2023
why was 'who married as a Virgin' in the title.


was that title necessary?

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Religion / Re: 200-Hour PraiseWorship-A-Thon: Tobi Kufeji Attempts To Break Guinness World Reco by schoolboymatt(m): 2:24pm On Jul 07, 2023
did anyone noticed?

under the title: longest singing marathon
Romance / Re: The Amazing Moment A Bride Said Her Wedding Vow In ‘Tech Language’ (Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:08pm On Jul 04, 2023
true talk: 'my love for you is like an unlimited data' na better punchline grin
Education / Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by schoolboymatt(m): 9:55pm On Jul 04, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

I've downloaded the app, and I've gone through the app.

While I went through the app, I noticed the following;

1. the app doesn't have any option for inserting "date printed" on the top right side, but the result in mmesoma's possession, has date at the top right corner.

2. The app was developed for one Asimiyu Mariam Omobolanle with the registration number 11231597AC, but still, the barcode still displays 138 when scanned.

3. Is there any other app that inserts "date printed" at top right corner?

a simple ms paint will do that.

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Celebrities / Re: Chisom Flower Accuses Davido Of Impregnating Her & Not Fulfilling ₦10M Pay Off by schoolboymatt(m): 12:43pm On Jul 04, 2023
that ashewo is now becoming a normal profession scares the shit outer me.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Meets Security Chiefs As He Arrives Abuja From Lagos (Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:13am On Jul 03, 2023
so?
Politics / Re: Chinese Warship Arrives Nigeria by schoolboymatt(m): 7:33am On Jul 03, 2023
'warship' 'diplomatic visit'

seriously?
Education / Re: Mmesoma Joy is a fraud, faked results - JAMB by schoolboymatt(m): 7:29am On Jul 03, 2023
Ctrl + S

open with notepad

trace code, edit, Ctrl + S again... shikena!

see wetin dey trend for 9ja cry
Phones / Re: Twitter Now Requires An Account To View Tweets by schoolboymatt(m): 10:41am On Jul 02, 2023
this is now becoming bullish of Elon. las las, we go leave twitter for am.
Religion / Re: How To Activate Your Faith To Get What You Need by schoolboymatt(m): 10:34am On Jul 02, 2023
good one op.

to all those atheist wanna be
nathdim:
Bible is a book full of folk tales. Literature book! It indeed entertains and educates but not in the other way round. To me, all that are written in the bible are pure fiction. An invented stories!

that's because you are reading it like a story book.

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Religion / Re: Is It Wrong For A Christian To Obtain A Chieftaincy Title? by schoolboymatt(m): 10:29am On Jul 02, 2023
PerfectJUSTICE:
Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and to God what belongs to God

I'm lost...how does this relate

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Celebrities / Re: See Davido's 7 Baby Mamas - Meet The New Ones, Anita Brown And Ivanna Bay. by schoolboymatt(m): 8:30am On Jul 02, 2023
the 'baby mama' tag should actually be a badge of shame.

but I tell you, all these girls are carrying it like a badge of honor.

an accomplishment for them you may say. some girls are even jealous of them as we speak.

fear women!

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Food / Re: Man Caught "TAKING" Sallah Meat & Rice By His Host (Pics/Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 9:09pm On Jul 01, 2023
Jennyclay:
Don’t mind them.

it’s so staged and scripted. Very obvious!

wasn't staged.
Crime / Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by schoolboymatt(m): 9:02pm On Jul 01, 2023
the 'school na scam' crew.

everybody they see with a smart phone or laptop is automatically a yahoo.

bros give me update nah grin

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Crime / Re: How A Techie Was Attacked By Robbers Led By The Motorcyclist He Sent On Errands by schoolboymatt(m): 9:01pm On Jul 01, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N5k Salary Increase After 6 Years. Should I Continue? by schoolboymatt(m): 1:42pm On Jul 01, 2023
Chetas81:
Why Nigerian find it difficult to make the right choice within their self 😜✍️

na Nairaland give them avenue grin
Romance / Re: Davido Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? Part 2 by schoolboymatt(m): 12:40pm On Jul 01, 2023
red signs were litred all over the place for Chioma to backout, but she over looked and married him.

I believe she knew what she was getting herself into. the lifestyle comes with a price, and this is it.

ain't sorry shit!

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Food / Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by schoolboymatt(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2023
Goalnaldo:
Women are very jealous of each other. Forget the women supporting women bullshit. Ask yourself why is it women that are coming up to break this hilda's cookathon record? Sometimes the jealousy is spiced with a little bit of witchcraft..I'll explain. A female work colleague once told me she can never date me but once i'm collecting another girl's number, she will be frowning, if i try to touch or hug a girl, she will block me, lol. you dont want me and you dont want me to have another, is that not witchcraft?
witchcraft of the highest order!
summon Ogun for her.
Politics / Re: Why I Ran Away From Daura To London – Buhari by schoolboymatt(m): 6:50pm On Jun 30, 2023
rubbish!!

na because say ur ac no dey work.
Sports / Re: Arsenal Reach Agreement To Sign Declan Rice From West Ham For £105m by schoolboymatt(m): 2:52pm On Jun 29, 2023
I talk am!
Romance / Re: Have You Gotten To This Stage In Your Relationship by schoolboymatt(m): 8:17pm On Jun 28, 2023
wtf!
Sports / Re: Arsenal Table A Third Bid For West Ham Captain Declan Rice Worth £105m by schoolboymatt(m): 10:09am On Jun 28, 2023
Rice is coming to Arsernal.

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Brown: Woman Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by schoolboymatt(m): 8:20am On Jun 28, 2023
davit:
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You dey mind the idiot. Some girls are just so foolish and shameless these days! Did he tape her? Nonsense.

a Rick Rose verse comes to mind after watching her talk: 'I know your puci from your conversation'.

u could tell she a hoe from the way she talks grin

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Brown: Woman Claims She Is Pregnant For Davido by schoolboymatt(m): 8:08am On Jun 28, 2023
she would have still ffcked him raw and get pregnant for him (on purpose) even if she knew he was already married to 20 wives.

u know why?

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Lady Calls Out Another Lady For Editing Her Picture To Fix In Her Head. by schoolboymatt(m): 11:29pm On Jun 27, 2023
...and go get some help grin

that lady seriously needs some help like wwtf!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Was It Like Growing Up In The 80s And 90s In Lagos by schoolboymatt(m): 3:34pm On Jun 26, 2023
catcher-catcher!
catcher biggie belle grin
Romance / Re: A Cheating Wife Seeks Advice On What To Do by schoolboymatt(m): 3:24pm On Jun 26, 2023
MarketDispatch:


If you read between the lines, you'll see that she killed the biological father, and she does not want to go through that route again by killing the sister.

u confirmed my thoughts.

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Family / Re: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by schoolboymatt(m): 2:45pm On Jun 26, 2023
just wondering what she meant by saying she didn't have a choice over his proposal. could be a force marriage.

about her not knowing how she got pregnant?

please!!!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Renames Airports After Buhari, Usman Dan Fodio, Awolowo, Others by schoolboymatt(m): 2:39pm On Jun 26, 2023
tishbite42:
Nonsense propaganda that doesn't add anything to the lives of average Nigerians.

This is what Tinubu will dish out in the next 8 years

let's pray not.

If just this is what he dishes out for the next 8 years, na still all of us go suffer am one way or the other.
Religion / Re: 'AI Jesus' Talks Dating, Relationships, Morals — Even Offers Video-gaming Tips by schoolboymatt(m): 10:23pm On Jun 25, 2023
this is too far!
Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:16pm On Jun 25, 2023
omoadeleye:
Make everyone save themselves.

If they can't, make them give up.


Moreover, was it the lion axing the tree or him before climbing?

shocked

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