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Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:14pm On Jun 25, 2023
PapaNnamdi:
piss for the 2 crocodile eyes, Dem go blind and bite demselves to death, then shake the branch in a bouncing move, once it's about to fall let go, see the mark near the lion, it falls towards the direction, injuring the lion, the snake falls too injured, the lion kills the snake and watch you as you swim away to safety,

ps. the lion later dies from injuries sustained, making you the last man standing

no sleep, wake up!

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Phones / Re: Review Of Apple’s Iphone 14 And Iphone 14 Pro by schoolboymatt(m): 8:35pm On Jun 25, 2023
IPhone 15 coming next.

pheww!
Celebrities / Re: Why So Fine? - Banky W To Adesua Etomi. She Reacts, Amid Cheating Rumours by schoolboymatt(m): 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2023
stasius:
If you want your marriage to last don't listen to outsiders and their yeye gist.

There is nothing you cannot sort out with your partner. Cikina.

Mumu people must talk. Niniola is pregnant... Enheee...? And so? Is she the first? If you let world matters bother you, you won't last long.

maybe if they had kept their affairs offline, may, just maybe then... you see where I'm going with this.

you don't expect to:

eat and post
buy and post
donate and post
ffvk and post
vexed and post
happy and post
you post every single shtt about your life online and you want outsiders not to talk

sorry!

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Celebrities / Re: Why So Fine? - Banky W To Adesua Etomi. She Reacts, Amid Cheating Rumours by schoolboymatt(m): 8:12pm On Jun 25, 2023
I am confused here...do they no longer living together?
Politics / Re: Court Stops Kano Governor Abba Yusuf From Further Demolition Of Buildings by schoolboymatt(m): 8:09pm On Jun 25, 2023
ManirBK:
Good move
Abba lost direction
May be the governor has no plan for the state.
Anyway, that's why he was voted for by his senseless followers.
Government of Demolitions

this one still dey learn work where El-Rufai dey. grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets Swiss President, Alain Berset by schoolboymatt(m): 4:01pm On Jun 23, 2023
Tinubu looking alive.

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Fashion / Re: What's Your Opinion About Women With Multiple Piercings? Especially On... by schoolboymatt(m): 9:57pm On Jun 21, 2023
I don't mind, same thing with waist beads, leg chains, nose rings and belly chain. I think they are cool.

but my problem is most girls/women rocking it are oloshos either fully or codedly.

key word: 'MOST'
Crime / Re: Police Arrested Me Because A Married Friend Visited My Hotel Room - Ayo Sogunro by schoolboymatt(m): 8:53pm On Jun 21, 2023
you go follow naija police drag law and procedureee?

shooo! shocked

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Health / Re: What's This On My Thighs & Under My Scrotum? Please Help (Viewers Discretion) by schoolboymatt(m): 8:52pm On Jun 21, 2023
eat more vegetables.
Family / Re: A Friend Of Mine Denied His Mother In Front Of His Friends Cause Of Shame by schoolboymatt(m): 4:52pm On Jun 20, 2023
RoadMozart:
That boy must be a bast*rd. The mama suppose naked swear for am.

e don't reach like that?
Politics / Re: Profile Of Chief Of Defence Staff, Maj-Gen Christopher Gwabin Musa by schoolboymatt(m): 2:14am On Jun 20, 2023
no more exuse, kudos to mr. president on this strategic appointment
Music/Radio / Re: What Has Happened To The Simi Of 2014-2019 by schoolboymatt(m): 5:27pm On Jun 19, 2023
simi don turn slay queen...
u no see AG baby cheesy
Politics / Re: Ex-Gov Yari Lands In London Hospital After Losing Senate Presidency To Akpabio by schoolboymatt(m): 5:22pm On Jun 19, 2023
Freshtruth:
But Tinubu bought the office of the president what the fucck u blabbing don't be gullible Dangonte money no reach Half of Tinubu wealth. Let me shock u Dangonte no dey top3 richest man for Nigeria
tell me something.

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Romance / Re: Are These Memes About Women True or False? (Pictures) by schoolboymatt(m): 4:48pm On Jun 19, 2023
38 na die grin cheesy
Food / Re: Chef Dammy Looking Presidential With Her Security Detail, Holds Press Conference by schoolboymatt(m): 8:23pm On Jun 18, 2023
I'm proud of her for what she has got going...e no easy!
Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Meeee!!! Maureensylvia by schoolboymatt(m): 4:45pm On Jun 16, 2023
your orange top is massively beautiful.

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr’s Childhood Dance Video Emerges On Her 21st Birthday, She Reacts by schoolboymatt(m): 11:24pm On Jun 15, 2023
gotta say: she has it in her.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Suspends Abdulrasheed Bawa As EFCC Boss by schoolboymatt(m): 8:56pm On Jun 14, 2023
Tinubu is the man!
Politics / Re: Dollar Videos: Ganduje Prays Court To Restrain EFCC From Probing Him by schoolboymatt(m): 5:54pm On Jun 14, 2023
OloYeOfEgbE:
Kano and NNPP go deal with this vagabond..

You wan slap sitting governor that you refused to handover to. Your own go worse pass the Emirates wey you divide.

Amen

Ganduje never for once believed 8years will come and go.


he brounght 'see finish' to Kano Emirates, he reduced it to nothing all because of what??

politics of bitterness!

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Politics / Re: Emir Of Kano Dr. Aminu Visits Former President Buhari In Daura (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 11:13am On Jun 14, 2023
the AC don dey work?
Agriculture / Re: Where Can I Sell My 10,000 Piece Of Fresh Corn? by schoolboymatt(m): 10:01am On Jun 14, 2023
location?
Agriculture / Re: A 10 Years Old Boy Killed This 11ft Long Python In The Farm by schoolboymatt(m): 9:53am On Jun 14, 2023
tah! ifa hear.
Food / Re: Hilda Baci Sheds Tears After Guinness World Record Certification (Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 8:36pm On Jun 13, 2023
lhordspy:
Nothing here to see. Just a girl acting by the script, playing to the gallery . It is all part of the play.

This Chef hilda's vs Chef Dammy's brouhaha has really opened my eyes to how an average Nigeria thinks and operate as human. People, most especially Nigerians; the social media peeps are automatically wired to social media influencers and artistes. They cant think for themselves, they are like sheeps, gullible zombies who only likes what the influencers like, move in the direction they follow. They only appreciate and cheers on what the popular influencers and artiste like. So anything other than that, outside the validation of this 'higher humans', is condemnable and unworthy to them.

Hilda capitalised on this well. She played the game very nice. She paid big influencers and artiste for publicity before going into the cook-a-thon. They publicised and promote her to their gullible followers whose only existence in life is to reflect, to mirror their validations. So any other person outside that circle, is seen as opportunist, a fake, or as someone not worthy of been cheered or champion.

Just like the case of Chef dammy. Most of this gullible followers criticising and attacking her, see her as fake, as unworthy just because the 'higher humans'; the influencers and artiste which they worship, havent given her their validations. So the followers see nothing good in her quest for recognition. To hell with her ! They say.

Senseless human who cant think for themselves. Who cant make decisions for themselves unless they are been influenced. You see them with big phones, speak and type big grammar, but have the brain as small as a single grain of sand divided into four places...


as in eh!

you hammer the nail for head wellah!

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Health / Re: 'Dead' Ecuadorian Woman Found Breathing In Coffin by schoolboymatt(m): 5:03pm On Jun 13, 2023
shocked

the otherside, what was it like?

A video posted on social media showed her lying in an open casket and breathing heavily while several people crowded around her

if na Naija now, every body go japa grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Best African Music Performance: Grammys Add Three New Categories by schoolboymatt(m): 5:02pm On Jun 13, 2023
grubbish!
Health / Re: When Last Did You Check Your Blood Pressure? by schoolboymatt(m): 4:56pm On Jun 13, 2023
dem say trouble dey sleep, yanga come wetin...?
grin
Politics / Re: Barthiya Wesley: Adamawa Assembly Elects Physically Challenged Lawmaker Speaker by schoolboymatt(m): 4:54pm On Jun 13, 2023
his stylist is not creative.
Food / Re: 120-hour Cookathon: Inspire Others With An Unwavering Spirit - Hilda To Dammy by schoolboymatt(m): 10:19am On Jun 12, 2023
rubbish!
Sports / Re: Enyimba, Delta Queens Crowned Champions Of Nigerian League (Videos) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:12am On Jun 12, 2023
1x
1 or un 2.5
x or NG

if you know you know. cheesy
Education / Re: Niger Gov, Bago Revokes C Of O Of State-owned IBB University by schoolboymatt(m): 5:07am On Jun 11, 2023
ItooWorWor:


Man wan shw sey he gt mind



IBB of all people. grin

dem no dey whine IBB.

thidls guy 4 years go just waste throway

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Colombia Plane Crash: Four Children Found Alive In Amazon After 40 Days by schoolboymatt(m): 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2023
shocked

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Politics / Re: Video Of Godwin Emefiele In DSS Custody, Being Flown To Abuja by schoolboymatt(m): 4:55pm On Jun 10, 2023
dat DSS guy na shege walai! grin

he had to flash cuffs. he did it on purpose I know.


btw, this guy's case is the real definition of use and dump.

Tinubu sef, I don't know what he is waiting for that he hasn't poked Buhari.

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