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Food › Re: Lady Consumes A Jar Of Dog Food, Cries Out For Help by schoolboymatt(m): 4:04pm On May 05, 2024
Arafat1:
Video of her eating it or she is just clout chasing for views and comments


That gender can fabricate any story for attention
did she took the picture of the jar before or after eating it half way?

If it was before? that's wired...who takes a picture of a product he/she has never used when she/he is still going to buy it and take it home?

If it was after, still weird...why isn't she posting pictures of the halfway jar?

my conclusion: most likely clout chasing
Politics › Re: Customs Increases FX Rate For Import Duties To ₦‎1,441/$ by schoolboymatt(m): 6:25pm On May 04, 2024
clapdown bybits and bitsget. this will further push naira up to lets say 350/$

If this approach no work, make una kuku free binance make boiz chop 🙏
Business › Re: Placidus Nwachukwu: FCMB Bank Manager Bags 121 Years Jail Over N112m Fraud by schoolboymatt(m): 4:24pm On May 04, 2024
121 years in prisonment is a polite way of saying 'life in prisonment'.

enjoy sir
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sudan: People Eating Grass & Peanut Shells In Darfur UN Says by schoolboymatt(m): 1:48pm On May 04, 2024
God1000:
The situation in Sudan is really heartbreaking


See the what two insane generals have plunged Sudan into.


African union isn't doing much to help the people of Sudan

And why are Nigerians not talking about this war as they do about other conflicts in Europe and Asia?

I've also noticed that they hardly comment on such threads, but they will accuse me of not posting them
they are more interested in Israel and Hamas war, probably because the war has more global impact.
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S Troops Told To Stay Alert After Russian Forces Moved In Niger Base (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:45pm On May 04, 2024
Okete001:
Hehehe

Abeg Niger should not put us in trouble.

Their country can be used as battlefield but abeg they should not extend it to Nigeria.

I still get N3,600 for Access bank and na me go spend am.
1 paint of garri and half bottle of palm oil..no de small tin o
Politics › Re: Eminent Northerners To Tinubu: Reject Bid To Site US, French Bases In Nigeria by schoolboymatt(m): 1:40pm On May 04, 2024
solidly behind the nothern eminents on this...they should mount their base in their fffking country.
Family › Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by schoolboymatt(m): 1:36pm On May 04, 2024
advanceDNA:
Or she will prove women can also fvck multiple dîcks by cheating....and add paternity fraud as jàrà....


This is 2024 ooooo....everybody is polygamous now
any woman that cheats on her husband should not be given a second chance... send her packing. 😂
Family › Re: I Cheated-my Marriage Is Falling Apart by schoolboymatt(m): 1:32pm On May 04, 2024
men are polygamous, she will get over it.
Family › Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by schoolboymatt(m): 1:29pm On May 04, 2024
how were u able to hack her call..make I learn abeg 🙏
Politics › Re: Repentant Boko Haram Members Invade Police Station In Borno by schoolboymatt(m): 11:41am On May 03, 2024
they don drag colos...e don lie for them grin
Crime › Re: Police Parade Suspected Masterminds Of Kaduna Train Attack, Retrieve 48 Ak-47s by schoolboymatt(m):
and all these suspect surrendered without putting up a fighthuh

I want to believe the Nigerian police.

modified: all those frustrated people quoting me to say sh!t..
If y'all have 'brain' as y'all claimed, y'all are supposed to know its perfectly ok for everybody to have different views and opinion on different subjects.
I'm the not the cause of your frustration, u know perfectly well who is...take it up on him. peace ✌️
Properties › Re: Virgin Acres & Plots Of Land For Sale @ Magbon Via Agbede Ikorodu. PIXX by schoolboymatt(m): 1:03am On May 03, 2024
if a plot is 1.5m and half plot is 700k, I will buy 2 halve plot...saving me 100k
Education › Re: The Father Of Fela Kuti by schoolboymatt(m): 1:01am On May 03, 2024
educative content, 👍
Health › Re: . by schoolboymatt(m): 12:59am On May 03, 2024
u wan do midnight

I can see through you grin
Celebrities › Re: Prince Bright And Stonebwoy Unite In Vibrant Afrobeat Anthem, 'back To Sender'" by schoolboymatt(m): 12:58am On May 03, 2024
funny name: Prince Bright
funny song title: back to sender
funny song cover

everything about ghanians is just too funny grin
Travel › Re: U.S F-16 Fighter Jet Crashes Into White Sands National Park, New Mexico (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 10:54am On May 02, 2024
how were they able to capture the image of that jet?

somebody educate me please?

drone or satellite
Crime › Re: Police Inspector Cuts Wife’s Hand In Jos Over N20,000 (Graphic) by schoolboymatt(m): 7:36pm On Apr 30, 2024
rinaballa:
Not too late, join am. Back. Ohhh wait its d backward country called Nigeria
after how many hours?
Health › Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 7:31pm On Apr 30, 2024
1phone:
It happened to me and in that state I saw a vision going to the marine world. I met a group of ladies with one seated on high...they remove my brain 🧠 and inserted something else...God! Then I began to pray silently till God brought me back to this planet again

I advised people to run from it
grin
Health › Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 7:26pm On Apr 30, 2024
qtguru:
I used to douse my Colos with Ghana loud to reduce the effect, never smoked Colos alone, until i stopped after i thought i ran mental. I was actually on my knees praying not to be addicted, cuz it hit me so hard, i thought I was gone mentally
grin
Health › Re: Young Lady Dies After Smoking ‘Colos’ In Anambra (Photos) by schoolboymatt(m): 7:20pm On Apr 30, 2024
Jasonekah98:
First timers experience.
You will beg God for mercy if you smoke it for the first time.
The first time i puffed it thrice, i mean long drags. My legs started shaking, it felt like I was spinning at first, then i started seeing things, i mean strange figures, it felt like i left my body, and was looking at my body standing on its own. I don't know if that's what de@th feels like. Lol. I muttered a word of prayer in that fvcked up state.
My friend was in more serious trouble than i was. He told me he could see me through the wall, cos i was in the living room, and he was in the kitchen. Lol
cheesy
Family › Re: My Wife Always Threatens To Leave Our Marriage Anytime We Have Issues by schoolboymatt(m): 2:00pm On Apr 30, 2024
Valoromega:
I've been married for 2 years now with a new born baby. the issue now is that anytime we have issues my wife always threatens to leave.
she will arrange and bag and say she's leaving. this has happened more tha 4 times, basically anytime we have issues as a couple.

She will say she's still young and she can't take any nonsense in marriage, Mind u i have never hit her before so this isnt a case of domestic violence, just normal couples issue.

I'm tired of this and i'm thinking about my options right now, I want to tell her to leave but she should drop my child for me. she can't use our marriage as a threat everytime we have issues
right there, u have it.
Celebrities › Re: “it’s Don Jazzy’s Fault That Wizkid Called Him An Influencer” - Verydarkman Says by schoolboymatt(m): 7:14pm On Apr 29, 2024
nairavsdollars:
VeryDirtyMan, will u keep kwayet?
grin
Health › Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by schoolboymatt(m): 11:36am On Apr 26, 2024
I just pity your wife...poor innocent woman cry
Business › Re: What’s The Biggest Lesson Being Broke Has Taught You by schoolboymatt(m): 3:54pm On Apr 23, 2024
nobody trury gives a f.

money must be nurtured.
Crime › Re: Viral Video Of A Policeman Arresting His Twin Brother (Pictures/Video) by schoolboymatt(m): 3:49pm On Apr 23, 2024
wetin remain for man to see grin
Romance › Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by schoolboymatt(m): 3:58pm On Apr 20, 2024
A skit?
Car Talk › Re: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:56pm On Apr 20, 2024
just reading this gave me goosebumps...yuck!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Naked Protest Shocks South Africa (PICS) by schoolboymatt(m): 1:50pm On Apr 20, 2024
JaceBlaze:
Then we can all rightly assume that your Nigerian women also just love to go naked because we all saw their saggy tiddays while protesting the ritual killings in the South of Kaduna? Right??🤔
did u googgled that up grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is My Girlfriend, Her Past Is Her Past, Says a Young Man by schoolboymatt(m): 5:46pm On Apr 13, 2024
a very simple guy grin
Romance › Re: I Can’t Allow A Guy Spend 100% On Me, We Must Split The Bills - Lady(vid) by schoolboymatt(m): 5:45pm On Apr 13, 2024
splitting the bills means him paying 50%.


why not just pay full for your shht?
Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Breakup Pained You The Most?(pix) by schoolboymatt(m): 5:41pm On Apr 13, 2024
celebrity break up pain me?

for y na?
Romance › Re: Lady Cries As Man Introduces Her To His Family, Ends Up Marrying Another Lady by schoolboymatt(m): 6:05am On Apr 09, 2024
Vyzz:
grin


Congrats man


This is what I'm going to do, all this aunties wey no gree me to touch them when I'm broke but coming at me now, I go accept them finish, carry them club and party then I go go marry freshh younger girl
and who u think say u dey do?

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