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Investment › Re: TGIF: Invest In Stunine by Schoolguy9(op): 6:48am On Jul 12, 2024
You are not an average Nigerian, why shouldn't you have above 3Gb MTN, 9mobile, Airtel or GLO data in your phone? Please, stop belittling yourself.

You don pass that level, we know!

With just a click, you can buy data, airtime and other e-pins from the most versatile internet service provider in Nigeria.

Visit www.stunine.com today!

Investment › TGIF: Invest In Stunine by Schoolguy9(op): 6:45am On Jul 12, 2024
Over the years, we have come to realise that people always join hands to do what is right once they know that the platform is legit. Actually, www.stunine.com is on a rescue mission to deliver people from the hassle of slow internet connection! If other platforms are not working for you, www.stunine.com is willing to work for you!

As a big man, a big lady or a business person that you are, you don't have to allow lack of data to put you on a jeopardy! While others are busy connecting with friends online, you can be busy connecting with customers once you have data in your phone and the good thing is, we have a lot of other services that will favour you!

Whether you want to buy MTN, GLO, AIRTEL or 9MOBILE 1Gb, 10Gb, 5Gb or even pay electricity bill for yourself, neighbour or student, www.stunine.com is the right place to be because every penny of yours counts!

Stunine.com allows you to explore the telecom vtu space with a sagacious move that no one has ever seen before because the confidence it gives is on a booster level.

As a student, you don't need to fail to submit your assignment simply because you don't have data to carry out research! No, embrace www.stunine.com and have peace of mind today!

If other platforms did you shege, we will do you soup! No miss am.
www.stunine.com

Family › Re: My Fear Is That I Might Make The Money And Not Know What To Do With It! by Schoolguy9(op): 12:02am On Jul 12, 2024
Currently, I am having issues with my uncle but the issue is not the problem.

The problem is that there is this particular woman I was owing the sum of N3,500 and she saw me yesterday evening and started harassing me.

I told her to calm down that I will pay her back but she insisted on dragging my name to the mud! She said, Imiano, why is it that every time I give you something, it will take 3 weeks to pay?

"Madam, it's not like I don't want to pay you! It's just that I am having issues in the family and you know that it is usually said, Settle family before you settle the street." I tried to explain with the remaining boldness in me.

"Oh wow, my business is not of utmost priority to you, Sir?" She questioned my stance.

"Uhm, it's not what you think! It's just that I am following some set of principles." I said and started moving again.

This infuriated her and she pulled me back by the shoulder and I lost my balance which made me to fall to the ground, rolled a bit and fainted! At this point, she started shouting and crying for people to come and help her resuscitate me. I didn't stand up until they brought 9 bottles of 3 different brands of non-alcoholic energy drinks!

I pocked 5 cans of the drinks in my baggy trousers, gave out 1 to a boy that followed his mother to come and help me regain my consciousness! I drank one and then, poured out 1 on my head to serve as glucose.

When I was about to go, I requested for one big loaf of bread, then gave her my small phone to hold as a collateral while I go looking for the money to pay her but she refused and said,

"Imiano, please go with your wahala and everything! I didn't know you're #half-dead." While I was going, people were looking at me as if I came from another world!

Uncle, na you do this one oo.

Family › My Fear Is That I Might Make The Money And Not Know What To Do With It! by Schoolguy9(op): 12:00am On Jul 12, 2024
The first time I made this statement on my wall, my Uncle told me to remove it but I refused. Right now, I feel alone.

Ok, this is not where it started!

www.stunine.com
Events › Re: How Stunine Data Channel Saved A Man From Total Annihilation! by Schoolguy9(op): 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2024
Evidence dey!!

Events › How Stunine Data Channel Saved A Man From Total Annihilation! by Schoolguy9(op): 4:25pm On Jul 11, 2024
Today in Aba, a renown businessman was running helter-skelter to see if he could get connected to a free wifi connection to enable him send a message back to an agent who had threatened to bring his name down to the mud if he failed to comply by paying back the loan he borrowed from a loan shark but he found none.

In the heat of the matter, he came across a young boy who introduced him to one www.stunine.com where he could get data easily and even pay electricity bills and he was happy but because he had no money on him, the same young boy transferred 300MB to him and his was able to login to his account to tell the agent to have patient with him as he was still aware of the loan and would pay in no distant time.

The fact that he responded to the message timely, made the agent to give him a grace period of 2 weeks after which anything can happen!

As he turned around to thank the young man, he found out that he had vanished but left a note inside his pocket saying:

"If you ever feel in need, remember that Stunine.com is there for you!"

This evening, he came across another customer of Stunine where she was selling corn and asked her, how best can I show appreciation to this platform?

She said, "Well, if you feel like being noticed, you can like them on Facebook or follow Imiano on www.facebook.com/nzeakor.davis to read up stories about his Uncle that he's having issues with!

As he was about to go, he asked the woman, "This kyn man that is having issues with his uncle, are you sure he's a good person? "

"Well, I don't know but as for his business ideas, they are top-notch!" She said.

"Thank you." He replied in a soft tone and left.

As we speak, Stunine is still doing good! Wow.
Education › Get Cheap Data With Stunine by Schoolguy9(op): 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2024
You can contact me to run it for you or you can as well visit www.stunine.com to do it yourself!

Perhaps, you are looking for ways to motivate your workers or reward your ardent followers on Facebook! Just do give away.

I will be glad if you give @ Stunine.com this chance to serve you!

Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Mouthwatering Opportunity For Data Vendors And Partners! by Schoolguy9(op): 2:17pm On Jul 09, 2024
Check it out:

Jobs/Vacancies › Mouthwatering Opportunity For Data Vendors And Partners! by Schoolguy9(op): 2:15pm On Jul 09, 2024
Hello.

Greetings from our hallowed desk. We are Stunine.com and we specialize in delivering cheap data, airtime and other products such as educational e-pins, utility bills payment et al. The thing is, right now, we are in need of helping hands from within, without, below and above. In fact, from all the four corners of the world whether Hausa, Igbo Yoruba or the rest who are highly respected, we expect you to understand that we are here to serve you! To start with, I will show you what it feels like to identify with www.stunine.com because our people says that a Toad does not run in the daytime in vain! You are not a Toad, let it just be that you have been told that people are buying MTN, AIRTEL, GLO and 9mobile data with our portal directly and otherwise.

1. Partnership
As a partner, you can provide free data to your followers on social media platforms to keep them glued to your wall or page, you can send data to your colleagues at work, members of your staff or to your loyal friends or to family members. In return, we will make it fast, affordable and very smooth.

The good thing about this package is that you feel that air of authority as you command us! Send 5Gb to this person (we will say, Yes, Sir), send 13Gb to my gateman! He has served me for 13 years without complaints, send 30Gb to my children's daycare teacher, that woman don too try! And we disburse as required! Better still, you can do it by yourself.

2. Vendor
You are welcome on board if you want to use our platform to showcase your ease of delivery to your friends, enemies or even employers! We will not disappoint you! Once you have money in your wallet, you can buy unlimited data of any network and sell online at your own pricing.

You see, there is always something for everybody! Visit www.stunine.com and make hay while the Sun shines! Shouted aloud.
Literature › Re: Banners Of Ezekiel by Schoolguy9(op): 1:15pm On Jul 09, 2024
Here is the banner:

Literature › Banners Of Ezekiel by Schoolguy9(op): 1:14pm On Jul 09, 2024
Sometime ago, Ezekiel posted this banner on his wall and I asked him, How are you affiliated to this company?

He now said, I am just a vendor.

I said, Vendor? Wow. Just be careful out there o.

He said, You don't have to be worried. Stunine.com is fast, reliable and approachable, my guy!

"I am not talking about the website being reliable or not! I am talking about you." I calmly said while looking towards another direction.

"Me, how? What have I done again? " He asked.

"The other day, I told you to remain food for me inside the pot but before I could go to the gym and come back, you have finished it! " I retorted.

"Now, I get what you mean. I should not do promise and fail to those that care to buy data from me." He said, soberly.

"Exactly." I managed to refrain myself from saying more.

"Don't worry, I will not show my bad behaviour out there." He promised.

You see, I am not particularly bothered about Ezekiel's lifestyle, I am bothered about the family he came from! He is the first child for Lion's sake and the prayer points they have wasted upon him could be up to 800 per year and still counting. The once gathered in their neighbourhood to hold a 5-hour night vigil on his behalf just to break the yoke of uncertainty in his life.

So, when he became my roommate, I knew I had inherited the burden of watching over him and giving him encouragements to avoid falling off the ladder of success in life!

I just hope that www.stunine.com helps him and his likes out there.

Good day!
Phones › Re: The Stunine Thread by Schoolguy9(op): 7:43am On Jul 09, 2024
See what I mean

Phones › The Stunine Thread by Schoolguy9(op): 7:42am On Jul 09, 2024
Already, we are welcoming users to www.stunine.com because it is for them.

I also use Stunine but we prefer heavy data users that can buy 5Gb and above! That doesn't mean you can't buy 1Gb. No, you can.

Everybody is included!

Buy MTN 1Gb now!

Buy Airtel products.

Do Giveaway.

Other services also available.

www.stunine.com
Business › Re: Levelup With Stunine. by Schoolguy9(op): 6:41am On Jul 09, 2024
You need a sure plug? Contact me.
Business › Re: Levelup With Stunine. by Schoolguy9(op): 6:41am On Jul 09, 2024
Here is our logo:

Business › Levelup With Stunine. by Schoolguy9(op): 6:40am On Jul 09, 2024
If you need data, airtime or e-pins, please let me know! I am not busy to serve you.

In fact, I can send 1Gb of MTN DATA right away.

Just give us a call on: www.stunine.com

We are waiting.


Also, pay utility bills! Wow.
NYSC › Re: What I Told My Wife Before Leaving Home For NYSC. by Schoolguy9(op): 6:42am On May 13, 2024
By now, you ought to have known that this story didn't start here! You can see what my wife does...
https://www.nairaland.com/8072603/what-wife-does
NYSC › Re: What I Told My Wife Before Leaving Home For NYSC. by Schoolguy9(op): 6:39am On May 13, 2024
What my father-in-law said when he met me for the first time

Like play like play, I follow this girl go their house after reaching an agreement that she would see me as her incumbet boyfriend even though say I no reach. She agreed and we got moving. That day, she told me to pose like an assassin because her father likes meeting strong, strange and neat people and I complied. That day, I nearly wore spiderman attire to that man's house and they welcomed us well until it was time for introduction and the daughter introduced me as her secondhand boyfriend which didn't go down well with the man as he had to take her aside and ask her if I wasn't her bodyguard as he had assumed. When they came back, he was smiling from chin to chin and I knew it was a done deal. So, he apologized to me for keeping the cola waiting and every other thing went well. Seeing no other reason to refuse my bidding, my wife told me to wow them with my driving skills. That was when I hopped into one of those mack trailers in the compound and set my direction due south! Everybody was clapping as they confirmed that small body no be sickness.

He mother told me to always hold her daughter's hand when we want to cross main roads and her father said I should never tell his daughter stories about other girls. I agreed and we left. That same evening, I started failing to fulfill my own side of the promise.

Now, I would have allowed you to hear my wife's side of the story but she is still asleep. Thank you!
NYSC › What I Told My Wife Before Leaving Home For NYSC. by Schoolguy9(op): 9:56pm On May 05, 2024
Before Peter, before Ahmed and before General, there was Yar'Adua. That was why when I looked left, looked right and there was no other strategy to leave home and focus more on my personal goals, I picked up my phone and texted my boss one evening detailing the need for him to let me off the hook so that I could take sometime out to rearrange my life, better understand life from another perspective and even be able to regain my peace of mind again after having numerous face-offs with my wife, her mother (in conjuction with her twin sister) and her union of uncles but surprisingly enough, my boss bounced the message back by saying, Young man, you don't deserve it.

It pained me a lot and I nearly reported him to the Police but I remembered it was a corporate matter. So, I stayed down for another two weeks and decided to take the bull by the horns by making a heart-felt appeal to my wife. On that note, she called her father on phone to let him know of my next move. Actually, I told her it was time to take the education route again before continuing with the business stuff as I had to remind her I never went to NYSC after graduating 12 years ago! At first, she had mixed feeling about the whole thing but she remembered that I never cheated on her. So, I further reinforced her confidence by telling her,

Honey,

You know this NYSC is the only opportunity I have in order to come face to face with the Federal Government of Nigeria and that is the only way to say truth to power and as a strange man, I will live everyday as a happy man without fear of being pointed accusing fingers at knowing fully that I will not soil my garment at the orientation camp. Moreover, this might be the divide between who people say I am and who I truly am.

Immediately she heard the last paragraph, she held my both hands, uttered some incoherent words of prayer and said,

You're free to go, my son.

At first, I felt relieved but her closing remark got me laughing myself to stupor as I fell to the ground out of a naive shock.

Wait, who's your son? I asked as I mildly got myself back together.

Abeg get out. She said,

You hungry civilian. She added and went to her own sleeping space.

The next morning, I gave my daughter a gift from my grandfather's archive containing our family history written in blood, sweat and infinity as I moved out like the Solopreneur that I was. Till today, I never regret my actions.

For my inactions, I harvested uncertainty with both hands. Gradually, they riped into reality
Literature › Re: Facebook Does Not Lie by Schoolguy9(op): 1:51pm On May 05, 2024
Uhm, before you judge me, you have to see what my wife does by following this link: https://www.nairaland.com/8072603/what-wife-does
Literature › Re: Facebook Does Not Lie by Schoolguy9(op): 1:35pm On May 05, 2024
My wife secretly prays for me to die! (See Why).

There is this post her father promised to make me occupy in the company in which we work but that is if I am able to stay in the marriage for upto 9 clean years without running away based on what people will say because he was so happy when the girl left his house. I don't know how to describe the relationship between both of them but I believe she always connived with her mother to get whatever she wanted from the man. The mother on the other hand is not a troublesome woman unless you greet her twin sister before greeting her. At times, the man has to leave the house in the pretense of going to buy one evening newspaper or the other if the start dragging over who should be greeted first! I think that dragging spirit is in my wife too because she derives joy in dragging TV remote controller with me! Because of that, I have decided not to watch football matches in my house again. It's not like I like any football team in particular, it's just that my boss can wake up one Monday morning and start asking you questions about C. Ronaldo and Lionel Messi to know whether you are still current in international politics, how time flies and any gossip he can lay his ears on. Of all the blessings God gave me, my boss seems to be a mistake ! He's even one of the reasons I decided to run the heavenly race meticulously so that when I get to heaven, I can simply ask Baba God, what did I do to deserve this Agbero in corporate wears as my boss? So, back to the matter !

My father-in-law has decided to give me one of the vital positions in the company if I can stay married to his daughter for at least 9 years. Now, this is an offer he never made to any of his sons because they resemble him and he is afraid they might go back to his old time self as the thing runs in their blood. The man wasted a lot of money as a youth and later got married to a rich man's daughter who taught him the lesson of his life. When his father died, he regretted everything as he learnt it was not easy to build from the scratch .

Now, my wife is fighting me tooth and nail because she is not sure of my future with her especially now that we have a new neighbour. I am dedicating this post to one Nonso Ihemeje for a reason best known to me.

OK, focus!
Literature › Facebook Does Not Lie by Schoolguy9(op): 1:14pm On May 05, 2024
I sincerely apologize in advance if this story makes you cry but some how, it will teach you a lesson!

I am one of those quiet guys out there who want to go to heaven but along the way, I dropped out of the heavenly race because I needed to make money by hook or by crook. I have changed now but when I want to make salient points, some people would say, we know your type! Imiano shut up, Facebook does not lie. The reason is because some of the pictures I posted online are not good and some people have even saved them in their hard drives.

One of them was where my wife was eating roasted corn with reckless abandon at the back of our house and I had to snap her without her consent. When she finally saw it, heaven was let lose and there was a war over my roof because for a complete period of 2 weeks, she did not allow me to go to work as she mandated me to babysit our child. The hurtful part of it was that she told my boss so many lies about me! Now, I have an undisclosed amount of questions to answer at the office.

Thinking about it now, I feel like she would have done well as a corrupt politician in Aso Rock bringing back the national cake for us to enjoy or as one of those university Dons that stay in office for years and even put people to replace them when they want to retire! Inwardly, I am dying but physically, I still manage to smile.

One day, you will learn all the things I have been through and find a place in your heart to forgive me for not speaking up on time. Streeti take over!

#BlessU.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 12:20pm On May 05, 2024
princepee:
I can relate oo
I did same thing last Sunday and I have just done it again today.

My wife is a business woman she makes a lot of money but will never spend any for the house.
She takes my money without telling me, and when I find out she will tell me she us it for the house case close,

Last Sunday when she and the children went to church I bored and some how found a lot of cash in here bag( most be the sales she made the previous day). Took some cash there went to uncle B bar had some good time bought cat fish from the money for them.
Everyone was happy.
Marriage is sweet jare if you know how to relate with your spouse.
My wife use to say my money is our money, but her money is hers.

No prob any money is this house now is ours.
QED.
I don't think you deserve to be blamed! Eziokwu.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 12:01pm On May 05, 2024
obiekunie01:
yo SIMPle guy!

is it 30k dollar or 30k naira?

your wife has money in her bag and ur scared to take it in her presence!


See how a guy is so scared of his wife he married with his money! or was it her that paid ur groom price?
Her family strong.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 12:00pm On May 05, 2024
brain54:
Maybe she Don loan you money in the past...

And you no make good use of it. Na why she no Wan release you cash again.

I no see why else wife no go assist husband if she get.

No matter what don't be proud of stealing your wife's money though.

Don't feel entitled to her wealth either... What if she didn't have. Won't you strive hard to succeed and take care of your beautiful daughter - as a man?
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:57am On May 05, 2024
brain54:
Maybe she Don loan you money in the past...

And you no make good use of it. Na why she no Wan release you cash again.

I no see why else wife no go assist husband if she get.

No matter what don't be proud of stealing your wife's money though.

Don't feel entitled to her wealth either... What if she didn't have. Won't you strive hard to succeed and take care of your beautiful daughter - as a man?
Before our new neighbour arrived, things used to be smooth between us! Now, I can't say much.

Wait, you call it *stealing?* bom'b dey your head! No offence.

Thanks for the advice sha.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:33am On May 05, 2024
I sha know say she no go fit leave the marriage because of our daughter! That one is another unrefined Gold. She asks questions that can pass one's brain through the furnace.


If I ever survive this, I will give other young men sound advice! I promise.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:28am On May 05, 2024
brain54:
She fit go know if she no see her 30 paali...
We will settle outside the court.

I ready for anything.

Besides, this is not my first time!
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:27am On May 05, 2024
Far, intermediate and immediate causes of the squabbles.

I told my wife to give me N600k let me add to the one I have and buy shuttle bus that I will use and be plying all the dangerous roads in the country with the last energy in my veins so that I can become a man of my own because things are hard but she refused and said I should find a way to make both ends meet because even my certificate is not useful to me. I thought about it and wanted to borrow money but then, I realized that I had no collateral. So, I went down on my knees to beg her and yet she refused despite having reminded her of how we met, how we used to be and how many times we came through for each other but all my pleas fell on deaf ears. So, I was dumbfounded, emaciated and disenfranchised in my own house.

Just when a new neighbour showed up to provide solace to my battered heart, soul and body, my wife is now conniving with strange people to monitor me and I don't want to have any meeting with her family and friends as my brain cannot carry it.

Right now, I have not even defined my relationship with this new neighbour but I believe it's strictly business and nothing more.

Hmm...
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:17am On May 05, 2024
brain54:
Silent loud achiever...

Why you come dey broadcast am?


This one Wan buy farouz 30k. Na achievement be that?


Better no go house this night!
I dey outside, she no fit know say na me dey write all these things. Moreover, I go spend small money for here, carry the remaining arrange myself.
Family › Re: What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:15am On May 05, 2024
Cold War, One.

My wife and I are having issues at home and I wouldn't want to go back anytime soon. The thing is, there is a new neighbour around the corner who is always fanning the flame of war in my marriage with her silent beauty, unprovocative smile and stylish modern wears and I have taken ample time to study her only to find out that she is deeply into tech and that made me to loosen up a bit towards her. The problem now is that my wife knows me too well! I hardly smile with anyone but this neighbors's case is different because she promised to teach me how to achieve fast internet connection without money or data in my Sim card! So, whenever she talks, I smile because I don't want to lose the business bond between us. Now, my wife is thinking otherwise.

OK, now I am losing my cool but I just have to keep her because she has been doing a lot for me. If I ever come out of this, I will go for thanksgiving.

As we speak, two of my guys are telling me to man up to the occasion and tell my neighbors how I feel but I don't really feel anything. Besides, my wife comes from a big family and strangely enough, I don't know if she has a single bone. Right now, my safety is in the hand of God but I promise to play along fine.

Note: this story is bringing back memories and I may have to stop soon as I am trying so hard to hold back emotions!
Family › What I Did After Achieving N30,000 From My Wife's Purse! by Schoolguy9(op): 11:03am On May 05, 2024
OK, there is something you have to know about me and that's the fact that I don't enjoy spending my own money! So, early this morning I found my way to my wife's purse and grabbed a whole lot of wads of the green currency and I quickly left the house to avoid being detected! So, along the way, I had to count the money and it came out to be 30k.

Right now, I am at an open place with two heavily armed bodyguards quite close to my back as I sip from my independent bottles of Fayrouz. Thank you!

In the ancient time, it's a shameful thing for a man to go to his wife's purse to achieve, grab or hunt anything but now, anything can happen.

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