Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 3:02pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
lorRhyMeZ: So after scoring 39 in d exams,being 3rd best in d state and had already popped champagne last week with my fam wen 'He' called to tell me to get ready for camp n expect a text msg from them..this 'He' nigga now calls again to tell me that my name was omitted in d later stages for candidates with Oga at d Topmost Top,that the Five have already been contacted and given flight tickets! Nigeria I just hail thee!
No long thing sha..life goes on... too pitiful. Does it mean then it's not uniform. And wat do u mean flight tickets.is it with vulture birds? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 2:47pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Ps be informed that the camp is opening now on 15 no longer 14.take notice.report on 15 not 14 |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 2:44pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
passedpawns: 1. He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life.
2. A soft tongue breaketh the bone.
3. Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a fool than of him.
4. Effective communication is not essentially grandiloquence, it incorporates intellectual appeal.
5. Teamwork in any organisation abhors the "mr know-it-all" attitude. plagiariarism If I ever see one |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 2:44pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Spaco001: Mr scoffield... A frnd of mine have a slot for the Sss but he has not been contacted..pls do u know when the slot will be effective?. Tnx for ur usual cooperation it's allready out in this 5 names list |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 6:21pm On Dec 09, 2014*. Modified: 7:16pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
[i][/i]I still postulate. To write an exam and have a thread for it only to come dia and be asking wats de next stage and wen interview and offering prayers on the thread won't help anyone. Even if u pray in the pinnacle of the tabernacle. It won't put food on ur table or money in ur pocket. Rather hard work does.and hard work is achieved by reading.And learning wen u fail so u will do better next time.if everybody passed like everyone is claiming here then wud dey employ all 50000.many will fail while many passes.thats the essence of doing correction which no other forum can do for u rather than the thread of fellows. Google can sometimes but even sometime it fails to clarify and only others' choices convinces u. It's very funny seeing many refusing to offer solutions and hiding behind superior knowledge and work and positing that they are big boys and girls while those of us commenting are small boys.to me u are notin but a dead brain ,redundant and defunct without prospects of intellectual growth cos u have chosen to get stagnated by virtue of hiding behind nonsense higher level tins. I only said dat the exams were relatively cheap and many will pass and many decided to crucify me wit missiles.now many others have repeated the same tin but like the vultures that only hover above a corpse but restrains from the living u avoid dem becos u finally noticed how wrong u were in thinking am an easy pik. I'll have u kno I only wrote the nnpc exam as a means to further test my ability not cos I want the job.many bankers and people in private firms left their job to write it since it is greener pastures.For me I already have a federal govt equivalent position which I achieved not by fed character but was selected based on a very selective process that involved one of the worst gmat exam history in Nigeria in which I proved my mettle and was selected by merit despite that it is a fed govt ministry prone to the usual syndromes of federal character,quota principles, spoil system and godfatherism. In essence wat I'm saying here is that hard work pays and u achieve it sometimes faster by mutual sharing of info and ideas concerning exams and questions not prayers.dont turn the thread to a sentimental ground for failure miracle changes.rathers identify ur weaknesses and correct them.sometimes we have beliefs about answers that are wrong. We write exam and fail but tink we passed and wen we are not called for interview we start screaming corruption,while the problem lies with ur approach and beliefs about questions. So help urself by positively impacting on urself by improving on ur courage to learn ur weaknesses .a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step Be wise |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 5:13pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
engrfaruq: But my state command tells me that we would be spending close to a year, i.e 9months training, 3months IT and back to camp for 1month. that's 13 months.a year plus. Wat the hell for.we wud even be sent to guard the new senators and reps so u tink they will rather keep us holed in camp till 2016.very funny.9 months is already close to a year.anyway u may be right.maybe dia is change or u cud have an extension for bad conduct in camp.u wud den join the prison warders for their training coming up once we finish 9 months. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 11:51am On Dec 09, 2014 |
Notin like 2nd list.only the DG can change anybody again now. In camp they pay like a 3rd of ur salary and u do 3 month in training and post u to training to a state command for 3 months after which u go and finish 3 months |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:36am On Dec 09, 2014 |
bellosulaiman: what do you feel like scoffied245? v bn watchin on how u attack fellow nl, what is it with you? u r human n not a god. this battle is really for the strongest. thank God for givin u dis intellect, I must confess u r intelligent. yes u r, thnk God for dt n stop abusin others. I like workin wit ppl like u.
God bless nl, God bless nnpc, God bless us all. tanks.but did u see who ist threw in the short jabs.i only gave back wat I was thrown. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 10:29am On Dec 09, 2014 |
ekoyochris: Pls is dere anytin like second list @scofield I wudnt kno.im just an applicant like u.but there cud be.incase some fail in the screening others may be called to replace asap |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:26am On Dec 09, 2014 |
profsalvage: I have given you the opportunity to display your folly and you didn't disappoint. Thanks for confirming your folly. At least you now know you cant go further than 40/100 because that's where you belong. Always learn to put your faith in God, coz the race is not to the swift neither is the battle for the strongest, but it is of the Lord that showeth mercy. For me i belong to Team Grace. u belong to team A CRAP bro.ur language is so totally that of a whisky pickled flint hearted .old sourpus.no wonder someone in another thread who claims to kno u from ur school days described u as a conniving slippery maggot.goodbye savage uncouth illiterate professor |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 10:17am On Dec 09, 2014 |
sarajevo: One of you shouldn't forget to tag along with a digital camera since phones are not allowed. I heard there are scenes you wouldn't want to forget that easily(eg at the sea school, snake island etc) u go wit ur phones. It may be seized at times depending on the overall performance. Wen u seem to backslide they seize it but later returns it |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 6:28pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
scoffield245: A.2 pair of white canvas.
B.a pair of sportswear
C. One black strong belt.
D.2 white t shirt.1 coloured.
E.a pair of plain jean.
F a pair of white trouser.
G 3 white stocking.
H. Writing materials.
I.original and photocopy of credentials |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 5:37pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
scoffield245: A.2 pair of white canvas.
B.a pair of sportswear
C. One black strong belt.
D.2 white t shirt.1 coloured.
E.a pair of plain jean.
F a pair of white trouser.
G 3 white stocking.
H. Writing materials.
I.original and pahotocopy of credentials it's. 5 per state and merit and federal character too was considered.certainly ist to 3rd for merit.this is a training course so be prepared to meet professors. Just drop at d last bus stop(mostly mazamaza) den cross d road n enter #100 bus to ojo barrack. Tell den u will drop at sss gate or IOM gate. Its not far from d fly over bridge. You can find ur way on if u kno the other 4 u move with them.one of mine is in lag already so will only see him wen they start parade |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 5:29pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
A.2 pair of white canvas.
B.a pair of sportswear
C. One black strong belt.
D.2 white t shirt.1 coloured.
E.a pair of plain jean.
F a pair of white trouser.
G 3 white stocking.
H. Writing materials.
I.original and photocopy of credentials |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 2:34pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
mrstanley1: A beg help me tell am oo..imagine some of the answers he gave is wrong. Just a pity. point them out bozo |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 1:52pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
profsalvage: you dont seem to understand the question. The question is not on which refrigerant is safe Freon is a trademark
Sulfur dioxide is the refrigerant as contained in the question keep bathing in ur ignorance. Y don't u go ask the basic science teacher of ur village what freon is and stop singing about trademark |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 1:39pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
profsalvage: Ugo Kingsley, A.K.A Scoffied, you reek of crass indiscipline and you epitomize fatuousness , you are a raving bonker cruising on a first class flight to hades, your nerdy-like attitude depicts you as a cockamamie, your cerebral dwarfism is amazing, too dreary and conterminous to intellectual bankruptcy. i wont exchange vitriolic with a chimera. But down to the basics since you said your objective is to create a platform for learning.
Your answer on "which of these is a refrigerant ... ?' is wrong, it is not Freon, but Sulfur dioxide.
Freon is the trade name of DuPont which produces and packages non-halogenated hydrocarbons refrigerant, types of refrigerant includes ammonia, sulfur dioxide, and non-halogenated hydrocarbons such as propane.
Its just like asking, which of these is not a building material (1) blocks (2) cement (3) nails (4) Dangote. and you decide to pick (4) Dangote, because there is dangote cement then you are wrong, dangote is a trade name of a company that produces cement.
If you were to be in United States, you will be tied to the stakes and shot on the chest for low intelligence. I still insist that you are not likely to score above 40%, anything other than that is fraud. [/b]thanks Mr prof savage u just exhibited the meaning of ur names savage professor.ur choice of words last time was about madness dis time around. it's about my seemingly low intelligence to the extent that u consulted a dictionary and borrowed all the disparaging and scurrilous words u saw both the ones that can refer to only inanimates. [b][/b]you tried ur best to rattle my mettle but I'm too mettlesome to be affected by such pusillanimous attempts by such timorous people as u and ur cohorts. [b][b][/b]u have made me ashamed dat I am on the same page with u and those u represent here.(ur supporters) how can u open ur phone,log in to nl and start attacking someone better dan u just cos he mentioned an obvious.now u have failed all ur supporters and made me loose interest on this page if it's people like u that exist here.imagine all the nonsense u wrote.that I have low intelligence blah blah yet all the while u were talking about urself.if u aren't so naive vapid and off ur rockers.how wud u have the impudence and effrontery to paste a question u don't know and yet raise so much dust wen I answered it that I'm dull and need to be fired by army for being of low intelligence and den submit ur own answer after consulting ur Google and practically lifting and copy pasting tins to support ur wrong answer as correct to people dat kno better than u.dats too high a disgrace my freon was right.yet u insulted me so much cos u tot I failed. So do u need the army to come fire u now since are the one with so much low acumen. Goodbye prof savage. We ain't on the same the planet .ur language is not even English so we can't communicate |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2014*. Modified: 2:29pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
So I'll confirm every tin today in few hours time .just getting closer to my state in the bus.was called hours back by an agent that two people have arrived and they want to process us together so we can kno how to go lagos together. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 12:15pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
hiltino: What if you were shading against the wrong numbers?. Overconfidence is not good. I heard the right info in my hall so can't shade wrong numbers. I was adequately provided info for by our invigilators and I called one to my seat to show wella wella |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 12:14pm On Dec 08, 2014 |
hiltino: What if you were shading against the wrong numbers?. Overconfidence is not good. I heard the right into in my hall so can't shade wrong numbers. I was adequately provided info for by our invigilators and I called one to my seat to show wella |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 9:04am On Dec 08, 2014 |
Dtickler: It's simple psychology, most ppl who claim to be Mr Online-toughGuy in reality r just sad, frustrated youths with daddy or mommy issues. So they lash out at anyone in an arena tht dsnt need em to prove the toughness they so claim. Look how getting told tht tomorrow is work really incites Ugo Kingsley here, really making him livid n going as far as calling someone a LovePeddler. So, @scoffield245, did ur parents not help u secure a job? I get it, you're angry they threw u to the wolves in the job market n u'r only fighting back the only way you know how. Take a moment, breathe, release yourself from the parental resentment you're clinging so tightly to. You only have to prove yourself to you alone. So drop this charade of a tirade, let go of the resentment n drama n embrace peace. It's your choice n I'm confident you'll choose wisely.
Lol, I'm just playing with you, I know where you stay. Directions n all. So keep up ur senseless insults n see what happens. de tickler y not go tickle ur daddy and see what he does to u.no sense commenting on u cos u are a fallen arch in the march of time. Tanks for taking the pains to read my profile. U must be an ardent fan of mine.i appreciate ur devotion and fanatism.but please be sure to reflect on urself b4 trying to correct others. Coming here to make threats only shows u a paranoid semi slowpoke.u kno wia I stay so will u come kidnapp me.are u a cultists or terrorist.is it wise to advertise such on social media.im sure if ur folks have done a proper job u won't be living such a life of notoriety.u must also be a gross lamebrain to have only seen preparing for work in her writeup. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 12:15am On Dec 08, 2014 |
So dia is these two guys from state dat jeep calling me to check if their name is on the list tomorow. Meaning u shud demand from them wen they give me de list of to buy to also give me the candidates list. Funny tin was one failed the exam but says a director promised to put his name and de there and de other did notwrite exam at all.but a Senator promised him.yet despite I told him it's Just 5 per state as I heard on nl and dat the five have been contacted they still believe their name is there tank God dey didn't substitute me with them .amen |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2014*. Modified: 12:17am On Dec 08, 2014 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 11:17pm On Dec 07, 2014*. Modified: 12:16am On Dec 08, 2014 |
jayjaycool: Mr. Ugo Kingsley(aka scoffield245) if I were you I would advise myself and keep mute. Its very obvious you are brillant nobody argues that with you. The only thing you are not doing right here is insulting everyone who tries to advice you.
Should I be a Human resource Manager, I cannot personally absorb u into my firm with this attitude even while you are the best contender.
I am sure you are unaware the kind of people veiwing this thread. Bro everybody here is not seeking for this job. Some are here to gather information. Don't be surprised the aptitude test that was previously prepared by PCL was they one being shared via email here and they had no choice than to change the questions leaving the OMR sheet the way it is since changing that one would incurr more cost for nothing. Or are u thinking a firm like PCL can't prepare their OMR properly and on time. Two things are involved in this OMR sheet.
People are under-rating a social media like nairaland. My HRM where I work is a fan of auto-section cos he is a car freak. Who knows how many more HRM are here in the business thread, auto, career and so forth. They could just catch you one day with that your official mail or number. Let's be guided. story for the gods.unfortunatelky u are only a hr mgr in ur dreams.dream on.peoole with such parochial views as u can neva attain that height.steteotyping and peremptoriness is not a managerial attribute.and u have a plethora of the the two vices.they cud catch me one day for wat wat crime if I may ask u.bcis I leaked organisation secrets or question papers or wat.my friend get off ur dreamland and get real. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 11:05pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Wonders shall neva end.wat dan etete is saying is everybody that have not gotten text from his state even wen he was called or told he made the 5 names list shud relax and be playing football or climbing trees or dancing azonto somewia till he gets the text even if by 24th dec.the person shud not start buying the tins his source told him to go buy .nor planning to go lagos which his source told him the training will be in but rather keep waiting for them to finish the calabar school or better start calling hus source repeatedly to ask if the camp can be changed to nassarawa.ok sir.im waiting for the text. Let me travel to Ghana and put my line on roaming. Hope I can receive the text ova dia? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:52pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
MadamDearest: I bin just dey laff. dis scoffield guy is really a genius obtuse m oron. lols. clearly a small boy. while men are preparing for work tomorrow and have almost forgotten about a test done yesterday he is busy recounting the test questions and answers. good for you sha. hope u pass and make the interview. btw they may not be calling in months so try find something productive to do in the mean time. cheers. clearly the case of a dimwitted Ill bred ,uncouth lady dat must have screwed her way to a job. .wia do u work madam dearest.ur name sounds like one of the pet names for women that work in the motels.madam dearest are u in the body trade industry. Becos if u ain't u won't make such a bootless comment that depicts u as a total dolt. Instead of notin a mistake and showing wat u learnt from ur numskulls infested school u start vaunting about preparing for work while on NL page.please go to work and service some customers .its already time.dis is 10 pm.begin work! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
engrjoe: Dis Scofield guy sound sometimes funny.
U are indeed defensive in ur own debate. Wit these analysis, one can gain one or two knowledgeable idea if and only if u guys avoid being offensive.
So let d educative interaction continue wit no insult
THANKS noted.tanks |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:34pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
engrjoe: Dis Scofield guy sound sometimes funny.
U are indeed defensive in ur own debate. Wit these analysis, one can gain one or two knowledgeable idea if and only if u guys avoid being offensive.
So let d educative interaction continue wit no insult
THANKS noted |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 10:33pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
bjjbam: . Study of disease= Pathology, disagreement btw two= apple of discord pathology is study of diseases process.doesnt involve groups.just singular samples.epidemiology is community or populations. Apple of discord is a tin that causes disagreement. They put it to test us stupidly because they also added bond of contention which is same tin as Apple of discord.no luv lost is people in dislike.mtcheew. That's the correct option |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 7:31pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
bandol: meaning u shld have been employed in a better place by now based on ur so called brilliance. how are u sure I don't have have sometin equivalent already.have I told u im jobless One tin is for sure.i won't attend nnpc interview even if I'm called so don't sweat it.i like exams cos they expand my knowledge .believe me,iv written many exams but none were worse dan immigration n this year, .sss this year and unn msc aptitude this year |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by scoffield245(m): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
My submission ..waiting for corrections from prof savage the poster or shud I submit all or u profsalvage post=28674541
You are just too dull for my liking coz you are a demented, deranged constituent of the lunatic denizen., an obdurate nincompoop devoid of cerebral ability whose maniac for adulation would be the death knell and conduit pipe to perdition. Just enroll as an apprentice with Ali Baba coz you are more of a comedian than one who is in serious need of this job.
For your folly to be further displayed, please answer more q[img: [/img][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]uestions because it appears you feel you have a (impaired) photographic memory.
Which of these is a refrigerant………[/b]freon[b].. Which of these belongs to the lever family ……[/b]lever,pulley,axke,wheel[b]….. JKL, HMN …[/b]…++-[/color][b]…. Short cut key for hyperlink---[img][/img]control k ctr K------ When your mouse hangs and you don’t want to lose your open document………….. When you want to be receiving specific files in a specific folder in Office Outlook---------- The study of diseases and its effect on the community------[/b]epidemology[b]----- What can we do to reduce air pollution-------[/b]drive [b]----------- Find the arithmetic mean----------------- When there is a disagreement between two persons --------------------[/b]no love lost[b]------- Gave her a piece of her mind --------[/b][color=#000099][b][b][/b]---------say ones mind disclose ones mind ------------- As you go down the well your weight ? -------[b][/b]weight increase slightly ---------------------------------- I’m more interested in the logical reasoning and mathematical/graphical aspect, I would have inundated you with questions from these angle but I know you don’t know them. From what I have seen so far and with your recalcitrant mannerism if you score above 40% then it means the script marking was marked by wide spread irregularities or your OMR answer sheet was doctored by your agent. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by scoffield245(m): 6:53pm On Dec 07, 2014 |
Wats de sitrep house |