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profsalvage:
You are just too dull for my liking coz you are a demented, deranged constituent of the lunatic denizen., an obdurate nincompoop devoid of cerebral ability whose maniac for adulation would be the death knell and conduit pipe to perdition. Just enroll as an apprentice with Ali Baba coz you are more of a comedian than one who is in serious need of this job.

For your folly to be further displayed, please answer more questions because it appears you feel you have a (impaired) photographic memory.

Which of these is a refrigerant………..
Which of these belongs to the lever family………..
JKL, HMN ……….
Short cut key for hyperlink---------
When your mouse hangs and you don’t want to lose your open document…………..
When you want to be receiving specific files in a specific folder in Office Outlook----------
The study of diseases and its effect on the community-----------
What can we do to reduce air pollution------------------
Find the arithmetic mean-----------------
When there is a disagreement between two persons ---------------------------
Gave her a piece of her mind -------------------------------
As you go down the well your weight ? -----------------------------------------
I’m more interested in the logical reasoning and mathematical/graphical aspect, I would have inundated you with questions from these angle but I know you don’t know them. From what I have seen so far and with your recalcitrant mannerism if you score above 40% then it means the script marking was marked by wide spread irregularities or your OMR answer sheet was doctored by your agent.

good boy.now u can fill in the answers let's see how many u kno.i reserve my retorts to ur peremptory recidivism till u answer the questions u pasted.only then will I consider forgiving the malefaction of ur highly nonsensical tantrums. [Quote ][
You are just too dull for my liking coz you are a demented, deranged constituent of the lunatic denizen., an obdurate nincompoop devoid of cerebral ability whose maniac for adulation would be the death knell and conduit pipe to perdition]why do u kno so many words about madness. Have u studied about madness or does it run in ur family.did u have to repeat it as if u are singing about madness.every word u used points at madness. so I really wonder. It is quite unbecoming of an nnpc applicant to use such poor diction because of ire . At the end u returned to the same tin .mind u that casting aspersions at me in such foul manner without due provocation only portrays the vacuity of ur brain.but all de same tanks for adding to the fun by remembering further questions.so let the fun begin.give ur answers or I will for u

clemhova:
U try and u too much.

Self confidence is not being free from mistake but comes from not being afraid to make mistakes.

I love your courage and i know you r very smart. My advice is aviod the abusive words, its the only tin that contaminated your great contributions thus far.

Dear NL, let behave like one nation, scoffield is very smart and confident guy, one with potentials we can harness for great gain. I expected sum1 to politely caution him on the abusive words and amplify his potentials. Thats how we can make a postive change.

noted.tanks

pearls336:
@ettete so ds dt where not told 2 rport 2 der state command,and where told 2 go straight 2 camp,deir invite na fake,pls answer oh

please were some told to go to camp already without seeing their name already on the list or going the office to see the requirements?.actually that will be a more prudent move cos it'd be lake to ask someone in lagos to go to his state command in taraba to as the list and cmgo back to lagos to train.then it suffices that some were called and told tins to bring by call though many didn't hear it well.they shud just have sent the info via sms to the few selected

bandol:
don't be too over confident. They have d final say on which of the options is correct. Wht if they tell u, u failed the exam? If u re this brilliant, I see no reason u shld be writing d test in d first place.

so test is for illiterates?

This house seems to have only dead introverts hiding behind Prayers and Dutch courage.each person tries to attack me cos I said it's cheap questions. Even the others that say it's cheap questions in their comment also join the band wagon of the never do wells chanting the ITK voodoo hymns.why haven't I seen someone make a useful contribution. I expect some people to remind us of some of the questions so we can learn our mistakes and even though iv tried to lure some people out to do so,yet I have failed as each has shied away from the subject of intention and continued singing about ITK and how I failed some or all my questions yet only the combustion and aircraft has been mentioned by the many that commented .cant u teach others or are u not proud enof to test ur knowledge here b4 ur comperes. Its really appaling to see our graduate youths so shy and timid.every one wants to hide behind one another and be shouting de war song directed at me.fact is if u wrote poor u will fail and if u go to another exam without taking correction on this one you will also keep failing.its time I stop commenting till people bring out questions they remember so we can debate de answer.happy Sunday to u all.if u can't make any contributions den go do sunday Sunday and don't keep shouting I too kno I too kno.its become boring

GetPosted:
...this guy failure no be here!

bloke!check ur wiki

GetPosted:
Wanna-be "Scoffield's" identity revealed.
You will learn a lesson! Even if you manage to make it to the interview, you'll still not qualify for the induction!

see witch doctor doin him incantations. Na thunder go fire u dia

ettete:
All des people talking about sss calling them,make una calm down,sss dnt operate dat way.U can't just walk into d camp like dat,either everyone go 2geda or single,but u must b given smtin 4identification.And u can't b called and told congratz,u've been successful,report to camp so so date,dats nt possible.If u get a success call,first is to report to ur state command,4rm there u wud kn wat next to do.All dos saying dis and dat,make una calm down,only ur contact can call u 4now not officially.Official calls are still pending.

are u saying if I get dia from ph tomorow and mention I was called to come take de list they will send me back?

HugoLee:
Hmm, hope there isn't a specific time of resumption sha

hahahaha.its like y want to be replaced b4 u reach camp and to be thrown into the guard room for delaying a federal budget.those people na sadists trained to give u discomfort And pain.they ain't nysc staff

GetPosted:
Scoffield or whatever you call yourself. Don't think you can just come up here and call people names like "mumu," "dullards," "Potato" or "OLODO" while telling some to "shut up".
Are u okay at all? Are you the only one who wrote the test here...if everyone was as babyish as you are, many of us would've come up here to brag of being able to score at least 95% in the test. But we know it doesn't always work that way.
Besides, some of the answers (and defense) you confidently gave reflect how dead-brained you are.
Really, you disgust me...I know people like you, they never make it in life and they're never happy to see other people succeed cos they people they're better.
You better grow up! Or get the heck out of this thread! ITK.

I disgust u?.y so much hate in ur heart.u must be a hater .aint u quite the dead brain here.u have no pointers. U can't even remember a question from the exam.putty brained bozo.all ur writeup was noting but a directionless banter only displaying ur high level of cantakerousity.if u hate me wat about it.deal wit it Don't tell me.u cud just drop dead or blind urself so u cant read nl again.im dead brain yet u can't prove y i am.pls u are not interactive so iv no time for ur likes.notin to learn from u

Movement is 13 to report in camp on 14 and commence training on 15

francexxx:
Pls d date is report to camp, Is it 14th or 15th?

mashiboy:
We have solid fuel; wood, coal, rubber, and all other carbphydrate solid material.

We liquid fuel; kerosine, petrol, diesel, coaltar, etc.

We have gas fuel; liquefied petroleum gas(LPG), liquefied natural gas(LNG), natural gas(methane) etc

how come u never mentioned carbon which is de most common type.are u a witch Mr

mashiboy:
We have solid fuel; wood, coal, rubber, and all other carbphydrate solid material.

We liquid fuel; kerosine, petrol, diesel, coaltar, etc.

We have gas fuel; liquefied petroleum gas(LPG), liquefied natural gas(LNG), natural gas(methane) etc

how come u never mentioned carbon which is de most common type.are u a witch

gbonsquare:
...Scoffield...I think U just wanna try to mark Ur script Urself by pasting Ur answers here...For Ur information pls...Cadbury is not a good...Nestle in not a good...They all deal with fast moving goods so d correct answer is Dangote Cement pls be guided stop calling anybosy dullard here.The word is too big for Ur mouth.We all need prayers to get positive results!

now I see how duller u really are.they said company dat deals in a fast moving consumer good not good itself. Cadbury is a company like dangote. Cadbury deals mostly in beverages which u drink every breakfast by buying.now tell me.how many of u and ur friends or family members have bought a half cup of cement this year?.do u have rat holes in ur house u want to cover.or do u eat cement for lunch.no wonder u are sounding so off de rockers

sweetomotayo:
@gbonsquare, Do u know or av you checked the REAL meaning of FMCG? Here is what wikipedia has to say:
"Fast-moving consumer goods (FMCG) or consumer packaged goods (CPG) are products that are sold quickly and at relatively low cost. Examples include non-durable goods such as soft drinks, toiletries, over-the-counter drugs, toys, processed foods and many other consumables."

no mind the gbonsquare in a round hole guy.dabgote cement as an fmcg.the guy must be delusional

Goodkidd:
Lets not forget pphilipps consulting would definately be here on dis forrum. If Shl all d way from london attemptted to sue a nairalander, then most H.R firms in d country would definately be on dis blog. Keep giving them ideas on what the cut off should be ehhn. 80 and 90. See una moutth smh. Some even suggested there should be another test again. Smh for u guys. Which do u guys want self, to write a very difficultt exam or to get the job? Also I think the scoffield dude must be a kid. Under 23 I'm sure of it

hahahahahahah.mr good kid as ur name already says calling another a kid.very funny.i especially had a good laugh after reading u saying we shud not ask dem to to put cut off at 80 to 90.u must have already marked urself and seen 30/100 to get that pensive. OLODO. U want to get a job without passing tru a hard exam.not only u.bring ur family along too

Goodkidd:
Lets not forget pphilipps consulting would definately be here on dis forrum. If Shl all d way from london attemptted to sue a nairalander, then most H.R firms in d country would definately be on dis blog. Keep giving them ideas on what the cut off should be ehhn. 80 and 90. See una moutth smh. Some even suggested there should be another test again. Smh for u guys. Which do u guys want self, to write a very difficultt exam or to get the job? Also I think the scoffield dude must be a kid. Under 23 I'm sure of it

hahahahahahah.mr good kid ad ur name already says calling another a kid.very funny.i especially had a good laugh after reading u saying we shud not ask dem to to out cut off at 80 to 90.u must have already marked urself and seen 30/100 to get that pensive. OLODO. U want to get a job without passing tru a hard exam.not only u.bring ur family along

sweetomotayo:
Soil water retention
Pores (the spaces that exist between soil particles) provide for the passage and/or retention of gasses and moisture within the soil profile. The soil's ability to retain water is strongly related to particle size(Source: Wiki)

dude u just blasted urself wats moisture Mr potato .and from dat ur wiki.did they not tell u clay retains more dan sand.y.cos sand has more spaces between the particles

otega88:
Good thinking, if you really want to improve then start worrying your head about the next stage of the recruitment process, make your calls, go on linkedIn, read the company's values, know what they want from you at the interview, prepare yourself for the next stage, discuss that here, be it an interview, another test or even an assessment center. That's what you should be worried about and not a test you have written already, except you want to keep writing and passing tests upon tests without landing any good job. Getting a good entry level job is not by passing tests upon tests, all you need is one long shot in the right direction.
Its called a thread because you are expected to move forward and not deliberate over things you have no control over. Ugo Kingsley, 08035408859, 08184013998,07079444346 with these it won't be hard to find your OMR. What if someone at PCL decides to just throw your OMR in the trash for your brashness.think!!!. Good day.

gosh.i must be ur celebrity of the day . U even went ahead to painstakingly review my profile .oh I luv that. I must have given u so much food for though.as for ur prayers.back to sender.mind u no man has no control over my fate not Phillips co.not nnpc.i am who I am. Superior to both anytin else. Wen God says it's my time,if u stand in front I move over u.all I have to do is do my best no amount if praying without hard work gives u anytin in exams.even if u a born again preacher and u read only ur bible every minute.u will fail in exams.if u too prayerful go found a church. Its no skin of my nose. And just do u shud kno.b4 ur one long shot comes hard work.even in fed govt establishments that allows fed character, quota principles, catchment,spoil systems,godfatherism etc.merit still comes into play as had been manifested by the recent concluded dad recruitment.so no one in PCL will throw away my OMR cos I said my mind in a democratic dispensation. It all starts with passing tests.u can't move on if u dobt take corrections from the past.its de past that makes our present. So giddy off ur fantasy island and get real

sweetomotayo:
I won't tell you to stop saying ur answers. I'll not get weary of telling you where you got it wrong. The highlighted answer of urs is wrong. The questions seems too cheap and easy shebi? Yes, EASY TO FLUNK. The question is what influences water retention capacity of the soil & the correct answer is the size of its particle (grain) *Sorry Bro Jack Bauer*

Mr archidemes Sweet potato tomato the agriculturalist .size of particles means the proportion. But wat determines the passage of water is the pores between the particles. That's the spaces between them.soil retains water to provide to plants and organisms. though some water is lost to gravity and stream and waterways.thats y clay soil retains
More water than sandy soil which has more spaces in its pores.its the same with permeability. All bother on pore spaces.do ur research dude

otega88:
FYI Your fuel can be non carbon based inorganic materials like Magnesium. And 95percent of combustion reactions require oxygen.
No need to be analyzing tests you've written here. This brashly presumptuousness could cost you a lot. Sometimes you just have to live and let live. You have been through the University, let the undergraduate behaviors end there too.

point of correction.the fact u still writing exams means u still a quasi undergraduate. Every forum, every venture or endeavour shud be a learning medium to u.most people don't even remember the question let alone have medium to do corrections.it is threads such as this that does that work. U tink ur knowledge is enof and u need no interactive mechanism to improve?then u will remain stagnant till u totally defunct.

profsalvage:
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Brother, this must be a comedy sha, coz most of your answers in the true, false and cant tell section are professionally wrong, you dont seem to understand the logic behind these questions, let me do some analysis with you to rejig your memory on your AIRCRAFT FALSE OPTION, it mentioned that...are used in transportation, so your answer can never be FALSE because Aircraft is a mode of air transportation, but because the passage did not explicitly state which form of transportation makes use of it and you are to reason within the context of the passage , so your answer for that question is CANT TELL. They are more complex than you think.Besides Oxygen is the most important element for combustion and carbon is the end product of combustion, carbon life cycle tinz loooool. The bottom line is that you need to pray for Gods favour and stop being over confident. God help us all.

u are quite the clown.u said almost all my answers in the true false are wrong and to rejog my memory .i balanced my self to receive the numerous pointers yet all u cud do was to plagiarise other people's writing and mention only the aircraft one.of course I had meant to say not certain which is wat I wrote not false. Then u went outside the true false content to the carbon question. Another copy cat work cos others have mention it.but u said carbon is the bye product if combustion. Very wrong. Now please don't just criticise me.rather mention the questions u remember let's use it to mark ourselves here.dats de point of such threads .make ur own contribution.i have done my part

smartgenius:
You are wrong. Aircraft is cannot say. The test looks easy, but its not as easy as you think.

sorry I meant to write cannot say.thats wat I chose not false.cos the said some transportation not all forms

SAMSOLA05:
Welldone, "carbon for combustion" dat is wrong. Jst take note. Combustion needs oxygen. During combustion, fuel combine wit oxygen in d air.
Success to all......

wats de fuel.do u mean bio fuel or filling station fuel

Coldplay007:
It was all hypertensive prone to heart attack in winter and it's true...
Accommodation for the man uncertain! It wasn't explicitly mentioned in the passage if the Wife had accommodation or not while it was stated that the hajia and her hubby didn't have their own apartments...
Oxygen is for combustion..
Guy don't be overconfident...

how wrong u are. Only 40% were said to be prone to heart attack which isn't even up to half the target population so how can it represent all.so that's false.u wrong. As for the man. He satisfied all requirements. His wife didnt have house was explicitly stated. He has only 5 years to retire.and he has adequate children. Plus is in the top hierarchy. And has served the required years.for ajia.she has served 14 years more dan the required 10.but though she is a supervisor, she must spend 10 of the 14 as a supervisor and dey didn't add that info.then she has more than 5 years to retire. And hasn't reached top position. If they give accommodation to people in her cadre, then they will have to give to so many and liquidate. Do u tink they are. A charity org

Eko o ni baje oo

Means u agree the question simple.sharp guy u are. Forget the dullards in the house

primusmaximus:
Its Oxygen for combustion (O2+fuel+heat). I noticed the wrong zrak question too. If next stage is interview then I don't see the cut off being below 80-90

shadowgwalker:
abeg try enter this agency, the future is going into the nuclear source of power, we need more of security in this era. I hope to see you in camp, let's make it fun.

sure boy. U don memorise my okponku face abi? Did u tink I will be dumb enof to put my pik as my profile dp in nl .dream on boy.na transformer u go hug if u try to hug person wey resemble my dp.hahahaha..E.T.A 0900 hours on 15th Dec state training school,ojo

shadowgwalker:
abeg try enter this agency, the future is going into the nuclear source of power, we need more of security in this era. I hope to see you in camp, let's make it fun.

sure boy. U don memorise my okponku face abi? Did u tink I will be dumb enof to put my pik as my profile dp in nl .dream on boy.na transformer u go hug if u try to hug person wey resemble my dp.hahahaha..E.T.A 0900 hours on 15th Dec state training school.

shadowgwalker:
coded guy!you too much. LOL!!! I got that message, I'm in that state now (T-junction) . but will head to fct on Monday.

u mean after collecting the list. Then to lag on Monday?

Nonny1234:
R u travelling from abj?

ph

Barywhyte:
Guy ur funny o. He got it all wrong in those two places.

I kno of conbustion.i agree but don't forget that it is fuel that reacts with oxidants such as oxygen to Combust. And the most common fuel is carbon.while oxidants can be oxygen, chlorine, fluorine, chlorine trifluoride, nitrous oxide and nitric acid. For instance, hydrogen burns in chlorine to form hydrogen chloride with the liberation of heat and light characteristic of combustion. Although usually not catalyzed, combustion can be catalyzed by platinum or vanadium,